Aggressive Laughing Association Norcal Street Series Finals

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The norcal street series finals was a fucking unbelievable competition. While many were golfing, jetskiing was also a sport which people participated in at the competition along with aggressive swimming.

My fellow bro-hamas, bro-hampton inns, RC bro-hams, and bro-skis,

The norcal street series finals was a fucking unbelievable competition. While many were golfing, jetskiing was also a sport which people participated in at the competition along with aggressive swimming. To finally achieve my goal of having a competition that combined elements of competitive huffy racing and yachting into the sport of aggressive inline skating made me feel like I had finally achieved something for blading. Yes, another triple decker trophy for me. (While I have received several double decker trophys as well as many ribbons and metals, the triple decker trophy I received from the National Association of Deals (NADS) for doing the most deals in a deal really made me feel like an accomplished dealer.) Special thanks goes to IBM computers and British Knights footwear

Norcal Street Series Finals highlights:

Casey Baggozzi showed impressive skills by doing multiple deals and pulling several 90 degree plus x-games style wheelies on his Murray brand all-terrain mountain bike
Ross Kuhn demonstrated amazing laid out backflips off of the seven foot launch ramp that was set up for the “Sega Genesis cancer fund for Seene Keene” demo
My main man Double D came through strong by not skating at all and roasting 64 lbs of illegal marijuana drugs.
Derrick Kennedy is a huge player / big mack
Will Cosgrove – still not sponsored
Conner O’Brien came to norcal and handled business like Pac called out Lauryn Hill and Mobb Deep representing for Rat Tail Distribution/Ground Control Frames like what
Jeff Jackson beats up 84 year old janitors
Joey Ihara should be rich and driving a Ferrari for how good he is at blading
Mike Mills should be shot for being such a fucking hippie and climbing hemp trees and recycling and shit
Zappata is not an illegal immigrant. He was granted citizenship a while ago and did not have to apply for a green card to compete. My attorney has recommended that he beat my cracker ass for writing this.
Seene Keene once again has cancer
God is fake man… I hate to break it to you bro, the bible is a little off on the accuracy
Victor Arias actually didn’t win first place….fucking finally
I have lost weight so stop calling me fat
Norcal Street Series finals made more money than Jurassic Park the movie even when including action figure and lunch box sales
James St.Ours did different kinds of jumps and slides on inline skates which were fairly/mildly aggressive
Seene Keene has cancer

Thanks to all the sponsors for supporting the Aggressive Laughing Association: Valo brand, Monx Clothing, Empire Distibution, Heat Wheels, Able Frames, Roces Skates, Be-Mag.com, Be-Mag magazine, Rat Tail Distribution, Ground Control, Vicious, 4X4, Humble Beings (buy it), Aggressive Mall, Daily Bread Magazine, dbmag.com and Rollerwarehouse.

- Tommy Boy

Photos: Chris Wedman

Top: Tommy Boy and Kell McKenzie
Middle: Connor O'Brien: 900