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Modeling. Take heed to the future of blading. In the year 4000 I am even better looking than I am now. Modeling has become a centerpiece in blading.

Connor O Brien taking the win at the last Aggressive Laughing Association. photo: Brandon Smith

Shockstyle – A.L.A. Fashion Model Blading Competition

Modeling. Take heed to the future of blading. In the year 4000 I am even better looking than I am now. Modeling has become a centerpiece in blading. Wearing cashmere scarfs and Crocadile belts with neon Dolce and Gabanna space suits makes a conservatively standard fashion statement. If you want to blade in the year 4000 you have to have guts. You have to have style.

The Future is now.

The Aggressive Laughing Association’s Shockstyle Fashion Modeling Competition on September 9th in San Francisco isn’t about blading. Its about wearing Fendi and other high end Italian produced fashion pieces and accessories. You maybe able to do a 720 true toyale w/cheese, but if your not doing it wearing overpriced fashion accessories its obviously not going to look good. The heat is on. Its on the streets. The real streets. Competition.

Here is a sample of the hipster fashionista weighted average point scale scores which will be summed and calculated using proprietary Aggressive Laughing Association algorithms, should you choose to face the fashion:

-Leather jackets, Suede jackets 100 points (w/ tassels extra 34 points)
-Leather pants 7000 points
-JNCO jeans 20 points
-Fendi or Prada socks 40 points
-Space suits 4 points
-Bam Margera has sex w/ underage male hookers
-Women’s swimwear 150 points
-Getting a cowboy boot to work as a Valo skin 200 points (add 2000 points w/ spurs) (Additional western wear 50 points per item*)
-Yin Yang or Maui Gecko active wear 13.5 points

Additional criteria will be established soon.

Tommy Boy showing off his fashion sense. photo: Brandon Smith

The fashion blading goes down on September 9th in San Francisco, Ca at 1:00 pm. As always stay tuned to be-mag.com and http://www.myspace.com/laffstyle for spot locations which will be announced the day before the modeling competition starts.

In the meen time check out the hot Brandon Smith photos of the last Aggressive Laughing Association event, Blade Comedy Jam.