December 28th, 2006 - by Be-Mag
Blade Comedy Jam
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blade comedy jam, martinho, norcal, tommy boy
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There are a lot of haters in the blade game that player hate on the Aggressive Laughing Association. They say we don’t take the blade game seriously. They say we are unprofessional, or that our representatives are always blacked out at blading events and hitting on their “bitches” or that we don’t time the rounds properly or that the A.L.A. continues the round even as senior citizens are walking down the stairs.
There are a lot of haters in the blade game that player hate on the Aggressive Laughing Association. They say we don’t take the blade game seriously. They say we are unprofessional, or that our representatives are always blacked out at blading events and hitting on their “bitches” or that we don’t time the rounds properly or that the A.L.A. continues the round even as senior citizens are walking down the stairs.
While these player haters / baller blockers are right on the mark/completely correct, there is an even more important contention to erect that supersedes any sort of blocking/hating. This is that all ALA employees are ridiculously good looking. They work out several times a day doing both cardio and free weight training while wearing competitive weight training gear. When it really comes down to it do you work out that much?
Hit the gym bitch.
On January 13th, 2007 at 1:00 pm, the first Aggressive Laughing Association event that is not in San Francisco will go down. This is the first Blade Comedy Jam that dares to go to other places in California, this is the first Blade Comedy Jam that is galactic, year 8000 style, truly from the future: this is the first Blade Comedy Jam in South San Francisco.
While you would have been better off shooting your overweight self with a flare gun in a bathtub filled with kerosene than have been the last A.L.A. competition, our newest competition Blade Comedy Jam 30000000000000000000 & ½ is about to change the way you view competitions, the future of competitions as well as the future of the world, as well as the future of run-on-sentences.
Blade Comedy Jam 30000000000000000000000000000000 & ½ is not about impressing people with how many lanyards you can wear, or how many long chains you can have attached to your wallet. It is about impressing people with 900 sidewalks and double daffy airs.
Pay attention to the official real time live motion graphics A.L.A. website at
http://www.myspace.com/aggressivelaughing for details as to where the first spot is and also don’t forget to check www.be-mag.com for further updates. And please - don’t forget: If your not aggressive laughing, your recreationally laughing (and probably wearing a bike helmet and full pads in the process)
Peep game on these Brandon Smith photos from the last A.L.A. event, the Shock Style Fashion Modeling Competition. (Notice Mike Martinho pulling the A.L.A. signature move on you sucker-made hoes)
Pictures
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Comments
January 03rd, 2007 @ 03:46 - by boyst2005
we at the Shane Co. believe that Martinho will do the meanet sidewalk this side of the Rio Grande!!! Represent bitches!!!!
January 01st, 2007 @ 14:50 - by nateg
MAKE THE FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD WORK I`M SO BORED
December 31st, 2006 @ 10:41 - by michaelrose85
hilarious.
December 31st, 2006 @ 06:53 - by i am mintyfresh
love it
December 30th, 2006 @ 14:14 - by web is back!
"...it is the eye of the tiger...na na naaaa naaaa naaaa naaaaa..."
December 29th, 2006 @ 18:23 - by ghostsofthestreets
ROCKY BALBOA
December 29th, 2006 @ 15:34 - by cal
martinho looks like Stallone
December 29th, 2006 @ 15:17 - by lzy4913
i'm way too cool for school
December 29th, 2006 @ 03:49 - by ghnfh
mike martinho will disaster sidewalk your spinal cord.
December 28th, 2006 @ 23:26 - by boy_george716
Its about time we see more comedy in rollerblading. I sorta lived the life of thinking I was "too cool for school" but I got past that now I skate to laugh really, its been an amazing transition. Reading this article made me laugh, I do of course want in on these shenanigans. I'll talk with ya on myspace someday....it may as well be soon.
If anyone is gonna hate on me have all the fun you want, seriously. HAVE FUN and grow up...they can both be done at once as I've learned
December 28th, 2006 @ 19:18 - by wankster619
everyone's gay because they rollerblade, so don't judge.
December 28th, 2006 @ 17:51 - by cal
Tommy Boy is nice hahaa
Martinho is sick wit his sidewalk. fuck the haters.
December 28th, 2006 @ 17:30 - by leonardtrout
first i said u stop jocking. now ur jocking my jock by calling other people jockers? u smoke crack.
December 28th, 2006 @ 16:19 - by morgreen
Yeah, I am thinking for myself. I think it sucks. Get a fucking clue jockers.
December 28th, 2006 @ 14:52 - by Fussion
oh my god... everyone needs to be such a thug and cant take things the funny way. like duuudeee, what if a skateboarder sees that... man grow up guys... dont give a shit about what others say! and start thinking for yourselves
December 28th, 2006 @ 14:12 - by leonardtrout
omg LIKE so GHEy!!@1 rollerblading is serious. there willl be no laughing or fun. stop jocking.
December 28th, 2006 @ 13:38 - by morgreen
trying hard...
December 28th, 2006 @ 13:03 - by .:2RoLL4LiFe7:.
he is just fucking around. god, people take rollerblading too seriously. he is just trying to have fun, thats all.
December 28th, 2006 @ 12:23 - by morgreen
is he under the impression he's funny?
December 28th, 2006 @ 11:06 - by babyforsale
This has to bet the gayest thing left of Elton John.
we at the Shane Co. believe that Martinho will do the meanet sidewalk this side of the Rio Grande!!! Represent bitches!!!!
MAKE THE FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD WORK I`M SO BORED
hilarious.
love it
"...it is the eye of the tiger...na na naaaa naaaa naaaa naaaaa..."
ROCKY BALBOA
martinho looks like Stallone
i'm way too cool for school
mike martinho will disaster sidewalk your spinal cord.
Its about time we see more comedy in rollerblading. I sorta lived the life of thinking I was "too cool for school" but I got past that now I skate to laugh really, its been an amazing transition. Reading this article made me laugh, I do of course want in on these shenanigans. I'll talk with ya on myspace someday....it may as well be soon.
If anyone is gonna hate on me have all the fun you want, seriously. HAVE FUN and grow up...they can both be done at once as I've learned
everyone's gay because they rollerblade, so don't judge.
Tommy Boy is nice hahaa
Martinho is sick wit his sidewalk. fuck the haters.
first i said u stop jocking. now ur jocking my jock by calling other people jockers? u smoke crack.
Yeah, I am thinking for myself. I think it sucks. Get a fucking clue jockers.
oh my god... everyone needs to be such a thug and cant take things the funny way. like duuudeee, what if a skateboarder sees that... man grow up guys... dont give a shit about what others say! and start thinking for yourselves
omg LIKE so GHEy!!@1 rollerblading is serious. there willl be no laughing or fun. stop jocking.
trying hard...
he is just fucking around. god, people take rollerblading too seriously. he is just trying to have fun, thats all.
is he under the impression he's funny?
This has to bet the gayest thing left of Elton John.