September 18th, 2007 - by Be-Mag
SELLING OUT IS WHAT THE AGGRESSIVE LAUGHING ASSOCIATION IS ALL ABOUT
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blade comedy jam, san francisco, tommy boy, west coast
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BLADE COMEDY JAM is rollerblading’s first competition dedicated to skateboarding. That’s why at this summers blade comedy jam over 2340 professional skateboarders showed up to check out this hot blading competition. According to Bam Margera “I was really excited to check out the blading, plus SF has a lot of transsexual hookers and I’m really into that!” According to Tony Hawk “I came to see Danny Malm disaster AO Unity 450 the fucking shit out of the ridiculous gap to rail”...
BLADE COMEDY JAM is rollerblading’s first competition dedicated to skateboarding. That’s why at this summers blade comedy jam over 2340 professional skateboarders showed up to check out this hot blading competition. According to Bam Margera “I was really excited to check out the blading, plus SF has a lot of transsexual hookers and I’m really into that!” According to Tony Hawk “I came to see Danny Malm disaster AO Unity 450 the fucking shit out of the ridiculous gap to rail”. Hawk is known most for his 900 degree rotational spin and also commented “We really have given you guys a lot of trouble about this whole thing, but when I see Pat Lennen fakie 720 a ridiculous double set I think to myself wow…. maybe I should consider not being such a chest!”
Chad Muska commented, “Blading rocks the new millennium! Paul John Piencak really dominated the competition with the alley-oop stale makio and 60 ft long mizou 360 over the wall. And that Josh Whitfield really fucking hucks himself onto rails! Too bad Tommy Boy is such a fucking sell-out for inviting all of us real X-games athletes to his competition!” According to rollerblader Will Cosgrove , “When Bob Burnquist showed up to Blade Comedy Jam I was fucking juiced, I immediately showed him how hard I could come with the rocket makio.”
All-in-all Blade Comedy Jam went off. The vert competition was by far the most important event of the six day long rollerblading film festival and middle-age renaissance fair. Winston Wardell commented on the renaissance fair jousting event in saying “As a rollerblader I would like to see more of the mid-evil aspect integrated into inline culture… I never thought a day in the life of a blacksmith would make my blading this stylish.”
BLADE COMEDY JAM – Summer ’07-Street1. Paul John Piencak
2. Sean Storm – (laced a disaster true topsoul 360 out over 10 ft drop!)
3. Danny Malm
4. Josh Whitfield
5. Winston WardellSummer ’07 Vert 1. Kell Mckenzie
2. Shane Singer
3. Scott Moore
4. Adam Bender
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Comments
September 25th, 2007 @ 23:55 - by egosearch
You know that any one of the thousands of skateboard sites/forums/blogs etc are going to pick up on this retarded effort of a write up... and when they do, I'll be laughing with them.
Great effort kids.
September 25th, 2007 @ 12:41 - by roche
that was the stupidest commentary ever....
could have been a cool comp i wouldnt know because people
are trying to hard be comedians.
September 23rd, 2007 @ 16:13 - by _doesitmatter_
what the hell _? the last trick is what ?
September 23rd, 2007 @ 02:46 - by babyforsale
What a load of retards on here man , can't you smell sarcasm when its right in your FACE???
September 22nd, 2007 @ 16:21 - by wankster619
/\ hahaha u guys r fuckin idiots. tha contest was a regular rollin contest n w/ no skateboarders. tho tony hawk is still a chest
September 22nd, 2007 @ 14:48 - by Be-Mag
sometimes no other photos are available...
September 21st, 2007 @ 02:27 - by pewuo
holy shit. shane singer 2nd on vert? and bender senior in 4th?!?! i didn't know a phillips 66 could still throw you in the finals and an absence due to engagement could get you placed!
tomorrow, i'll knock up a chick. maybe that'll throw me towards a more lucrative, successful career as a rollerblader.
not a lifeboat.
STILL available @ billykostka.com
September 20th, 2007 @ 14:20 - by jesuskiller
Blade Comedy Jam? Is this for real?
September 20th, 2007 @ 06:24 - by fender9037
funny and all, but how about some fucking pics of the sick shit that may or may not have gone down? All we get is some random pics of some dude on his back and a horribly timed b & w of some legs? Come on, don't people carry around cameras anymore? o_0
September 19th, 2007 @ 20:38 - by Yakko
this article just made my day. thanks tommy boy and be-mag!
September 19th, 2007 @ 19:56 - by Dirty Razors
that comp was so fun, the skateing at the comp was pure hot ness
September 19th, 2007 @ 18:22 - by Stormyrolla4life
hahahahaha tommy boy is mad funny.... BUT MY NAME is SHAWN STORM not sean!!! all good tho!!!! good article playa~~~~~~
September 19th, 2007 @ 13:33 - by Serbia
that was really funny
September 19th, 2007 @ 09:07 - by i am mintyfresh
hahahha, pure comedy!!! love it.
Razgrith you really arent getting into the spirit of this...it is pure comedy!
September 19th, 2007 @ 07:19 - by roll3rblaz3r
Cool article, thanks!
September 19th, 2007 @ 05:48 - by bosjacovich
I'm a bit confused. What is this contest about? And are those skateboarders really admiring us or they just plain fucking sarcastic? Because if this is a joke its not making me laugh. We don't need to organize an event to please a bunch of douche bags. We should be rollerblading to enjoy ourselves and not to impress some lametarded human beings (and I'm not just talking about skateboarders). I know its selfish but I just really don't give a rat's ass what people think about rollerblading anymore.
You know that any one of the thousands of skateboard sites/forums/blogs etc are going to pick up on this retarded effort of a write up... and when they do, I'll be laughing with them.
Great effort kids.
that was the stupidest commentary ever....
could have been a cool comp i wouldnt know because people
are trying to hard be comedians.
what the hell _? the last trick is what ?
What a load of retards on here man , can't you smell sarcasm when its right in your FACE???
/\ hahaha u guys r fuckin idiots. tha contest was a regular rollin contest n w/ no skateboarders. tho tony hawk is still a chest
sometimes no other photos are available...
holy shit. shane singer 2nd on vert? and bender senior in 4th?!?! i didn't know a phillips 66 could still throw you in the finals and an absence due to engagement could get you placed!
tomorrow, i'll knock up a chick. maybe that'll throw me towards a more lucrative, successful career as a rollerblader.
not a lifeboat.
STILL available @ billykostka.com
Blade Comedy Jam? Is this for real?
funny and all, but how about some fucking pics of the sick shit that may or may not have gone down? All we get is some random pics of some dude on his back and a horribly timed b & w of some legs? Come on, don't people carry around cameras anymore? o_0
this article just made my day. thanks tommy boy and be-mag!
that comp was so fun, the skateing at the comp was pure hot ness
hahahahaha tommy boy is mad funny.... BUT MY NAME is SHAWN STORM not sean!!! all good tho!!!! good article playa~~~~~~
that was really funny
hahahha, pure comedy!!! love it.
Razgrith you really arent getting into the spirit of this...it is pure comedy!
Cool article, thanks!
I'm a bit confused. What is this contest about? And are those skateboarders really admiring us or they just plain fucking sarcastic? Because if this is a joke its not making me laugh. We don't need to organize an event to please a bunch of douche bags. We should be rollerblading to enjoy ourselves and not to impress some lametarded human beings (and I'm not just talking about skateboarders). I know its selfish but I just really don't give a rat's ass what people think about rollerblading anymore.