Blade Comedy Jam San Francisco - 06/01/05

ESPN X-GAMES Aggressive Laughing Association BLADE COMEDY JAM 3014 is the first illegal real street competition dedicated to being serious. While the name Aggressive Laughing Association may not sound like it is serious, this is in fact entirely untrue. Aggressive laughing is all about being angry. For instance, lets take recreational skating versus aggressive skating: recreational skating involves bike trails and spandex, perhaps even some of those ski poles that you can use to practice your ski moves when your not hitting the slopes. Aggressive skating on the other hand involves being aggressive. In order to be an aggressive skater you have to be angry, use swear words and also get in fights and damage property. Logically following we are not the R.L.A, the Recreational Laughing Association, our organization is called the A.L.A.; the Aggressive Laughing Association. We are serious about rollerblading and we will beat you up and swear at you if you are recreationally trying to laugh. This is serious laughing.

San Francisco 's Blade Comedy Jam is not just about being serious and fighting. It is also about law suits. You see law suits are the new hot trend in America . When you sign up to skate in ESPN X-GAMES A.L.A. Blade Comedy Jam 3014 Illegal Real Street Comp, you are forced to sign a waiver that states that you will sue every one involved with the competition including all of the skaters participating, the property owner who's property your illegally skating on, the Aggressive Laughing Association, ESPN, as well as the State and Federal government who under the principles of the Declaration of Independence are allowing you to hurt yourself. You will even be contractually obligated to sue yourself, your family and extended family.

ESPN X-GAMES A.L.A. Blade Comedy Jam 3014 Illegal Real Street Comp is taking place on Saturday, January 14 in San Francisco California at 1:00 . As usual the first spot will be announced the night before the competition on be-mag.com and on myspace.com at http://www.myspace.com/laughinginternational. This is the second competition in the Norcal Street Series . The top three winners from this competition will move on to the Norcal Street Series Finals early this summer. Sponsors for ESPN X-GAMES A.L.A. Blade Comedy Jam 3014 Illegal Real Street Comp include Be-Mag magazine, Be-mag.com, the Valo skate brand, Roces skates, Monx clothing, Aggressive mall, Mike Graffigna professional photography corporation and Daily Bread Magazine. And don't forget to thank ESPN, the #1 supporter of real street rollerblading, a corporation dedicated to blading.

- Tommy Boy

Photos by Mr Mike Graffigna

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