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Interview with Nicky Adams:
Interviewers: RIP and Serge Maheu

RIP: There goes the cops!...we are currently leaving Bayreuth right now towards Nürnberg to pick up Dustin Latimer and to bid farewell to Nicky Adams and Serge Maheu and the D-structure crew, and the cops are drivin' by and Nicky is all over the blunt...but it's all good...it's all good. I think we are just gonna freestyle this fuckin interview...just go for it...with me on this interview is Serge Maheu.

Serge: Heeeyaaaah!!!!!
RIP: I shoudn´t have to say much more...an ill person...an ill persona... hey! You didnt use the ashtry did ya?
Nicky: No...
RIP: Dont use the fuckin ash-tray!...it´s a brand new fuckin car dude!
Nicky: I am not burnin up the ash-tray..it just looks that way...
RIP: Alright...you all know me the Rip-style...
Nicky: Keepin it real...
RIP: Word! Keepin it real...so instead of bringing you some articalidge...I am gonna give you a Nicky Adams interview... for ya asses...aiiiiggghhhhtttt! OK lemme see... first question: Tell me a little about ya-self!!!
Nicky: Yo I am Nick deezus coming from the MTL keepin it real...yaknow...My Name is Nicky Adams...I am sure you have heard it once or twice already...we all high so it´s cool...and chillin with serge maheu...lightin up the joint once again... anyways...Nicky...chillin with the Kizer crew and everybody... yknow just keepin it real..travellin all around Europe, Germany ...yknow...I like MTL which is where I am from...Montreal, Canada...and NBG is my area...504 is the code...and when you roll up...you need to pass it my way cause this is how we do it...
RIP: Alright...let me get back here to Serge...wait goddam...I gotta drive man...alright...Yo Serge...how long have you known Nicky for?
Serge: Oh man...about 6 years now...
RIP: Word...why don't you tell me why Nicky Adams is one of the sickest skaters out there...in your opinion of course...
Serge: Cause he´s black and has got big big balls!!!
RIP: Black and big balls...ok...so you think that black and big balls is a criteria for being a sick skater in this day and age?
Serge: Ya...ya live in Montreal...nothing to do....y´know you are black livin in the ghetto...so nothing else to do...you skate ...only skate...every day...
RIP: Word...now...as I understand it, you are actually the one with the big kahoonas (All laugh hysterically!!) because I heard that there was this bet...in Münich...as a matter of fact I am gonna let Nicky tell it...
Nicky: Yes. It was in Münich...right Serge?...ya...a bar in Münich...and yknow..we just got off the plane...looking for our hook-up...all you skaters know what we are talking about...so we are looking for our hook-up...we go into this bar and start talking to this bar man...and we we like yknow...where can we hook up? Yknow smoke...where can we get our hands on some ghanja...yknow what I mean?...we were like...Shit Serge! I cant do everything...gotta do an interview...gotta roll up the windows...gotta ash the joint...shit..
Serge: Then pass the joint!
Nicky: Haha...Fuck you!...anyways...home boy is like lets do a bet....yknow listen...what we ask for ? like 20 grams of hash? Serge: No dude...we asked for a bet...
Nicky: Oh yeah...yeah...we asked for a bet...and then we asked for...what was it 20 grams of hash?
Serge: Yeah...
Nicky: Yeah...20 grams of hash for who ever has the biggest dick..yknow...just put it out there on the table right now...and my home boy...Serge Maheu..fuckin pulls out his big-ass dick and plops that shit right down on the table.. WHOMP!!... 1... 2... and 3..
RIP: OK...how big was the dick..? People are gonna want to know this...
Nicky: Yeah you are right people are gonna want to know this....OK I aint too good in school...but I would have to say it was about a 7 - 8 inch...
RIP: 7 to 8 inch.
Nicky: Yep...
RIP: Now there could be some Europeans reading this that are gonna want to know that shit in centimeters... (Hella Laughter.....!! And long pause for laughter!)
Nicky: Well I will leave that for you all to figure out...Serge...transfer yourself!!! OK...OK...like 7 inch..
Serge: It is 7 inch...that would be about......21.5 centimeters....
Nicky: DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT TWENTY-ONE POINT FIVE CENTIMETERS....!!!!! (Laughter for about one kilometer....!)
RIP: Wooohhhoooo It´s a new record!!!!!
Nicky: And I am telling you...homeboy was like damn...and he even gave us that shit too 20 grams of hash...
RIP: So he was true to his word...
Nicky: Oh hell yeah...he was true to his word...he gave us that shit like 2 days later...and when we got...
Serge: And he gave us all we could drink too....!
Nicky: Word...we got like 2-3 pitchers of beer for free...and we were there for like 2 weeks...a week 2 weeks...we were there every Night drank up smoked up and just lived life....
RIP: OK...what we are talking about here is.....is uh...life...life on the road...with a skating lifestyle...with skiboarding lifestyle...now I guess it is even skiing lifestyle...
Nicky: Hell yeah...we just doing it all right now...we just tryin to live....
RIP: OK...tell me a little bit about last night...OK...we were out together...Dion Lowe, Me, fuckin Akina-san Nicky: AKINA-SAN! Nicky Adams and Serge...Nicky...in your own words...what went down?
Nicky: Alright, alright...we got a little tipsy...rolled up to the strip club...yknow how it is...we were like lets get some drinks yknow...sit down watch some titties...get some drinks...and get some pussy...the pussy came later see....
RIP: What was the choice of beverages?
Nicky: The choice of beverages in a strip-club in Germany was water and COCA. Water and Coca...and the lady...wanted ...what was it a little champagne...? little tiny bottle of 30 Deutsche Mark Champagne...what the hell is that shit? Bring me some crystal...and some fuckin JD...and get straight up..get twisted up...
Serge: AND Vodka!!!
Nicky: They aint got no Vodka out here they got Wodka...
RIP: So as the night progressed...um it was quite clear that there was only one girl who was pretty much in question...until a second one came out...why dont you explain that to everybody...
Nicky: Naw man cause there was that asian girl too...who are you talking about...? the first server girl who came out...and.. RIP: Yeah...the server girl that pretty much everybody wanted...
Nicky: Ahhhh hahhahah....see there´s this one...Shit...Felix..why do you gotta interupt us during this interview...?

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