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RIP: Damn folks...we were rudely interupted by Felix having to stop to pump some gas at this gas station...so Nicky...please continue..
Nicky: I will continue...so what was her background do you think? Cause I´m not..I couldn´t guess it of the top of my head...what do you think her religion was..I mean ...not her religion but her...her..
Serge: Her Job?
Nicky: No! Not her job..I mean uh..
Rip: Something Middle east...
Nicky: Middle East? Something middle east..she wouldn't tell...anyways..she looked fuckin fine as fuck..I mean on a scale of 1-10 I would give her like an 11-12 yknow what I mean? And uh..here we go..ykow..Serge is
Serge: She had a great ass...
Nicky: OK...thats what it looked like cause your yknow...your gonna find out what it looked like later on in the story...and so yknow..we sat around..drank our Coca...yknow...fuckin watchin some fuck flicks...and chilled yknow..and we´re like OK...whos gonna fuck these hos...yknow what I mean?...who gonna do this shit..
RIP: Serge...!!!
Serge: The big winner...!
Nicky: Word...hes like...I am the number 1 man I am gonna hit this shit...represent...upstairs...I´ll be back in a half and hour..know...give me a half an hour worth of pussy time...and I´m gonna get all up in that shit...
Serge: 200 marks...
Nicky: 200 marks! About a half hour of pussy time...
Serge: Oh wait sorry...I paid a bottle of champagne.
Nicky: Oh yeah..there you go...paid a bottle of champagne...
RIP: 230...and your coke..
Nicky: Grand total of 230 and your coke...oh no 240..cause your coke was 10 francs...I mean 10 deutsch marks...and yeah so you representin...see Serge apparently took her up stairs. I dont know more than this cause I wasnt there...but...and when the clothes came off...dude...so did all the fuckin body... (Mad laughter!!!). I swear to god...that shit was like he says...saggly wrinkely...and the ass was like jello...but I mean she looked so fine...ladies and gentlemen...if we could have took a picture...we would have turned it into a poster or some shit...know what I mean put it up on my bed and shit...
RIP: This of course after...Nicky...fuckin represented fuckin made the bitch take a pause...hahaha
Nicky: Yeah...you love that huh?...that asian chick huh...see asian chick are lovely...see anyways...you guys wanna know..
Serge: Naw, naw...naw..
Nicky: Alright here we go...see me...I rolled up with this asian beauty... know took her up stairs...and gave her my half an hour of lovin...but ten minutes into the lovin...she came all over me so I couldnt do shit...so she just rolled over and take a break...ten minutes and I was just all hard gettin into it...yknow..started grabbin her hair..but she wasnt too down for grabbin the hair and shit...but you know me I´m a dog...I´m a go for it anyways...dont give a fizup..keepin it real...of the heezee for shezze d double geezee...and anyways..know..she came all over my shit...gave her a little break..she rolled back onto me and I was like Bitch you need to turn around let me give it to ya doggy style...cause thats how we do...and yknow...I represent...fuckin came all up in her shit...know makin her love it till she love it...I am sure if she wasn´t workin there she would take me home yknow what I mean...
RIP: Alright...Thats just a little bit of the lifestyle...thats been going on...yknow...keep it real yknow so thats all good...but...since be-mag is skating online magazine..we gotta talk about some skating cause know...thats what it´s all about...but just to let everyone know...hey...Muthafuckas dont just skate all the time..alright so...we out there having fun...yknow we went out we had a good time...had a nice dinner...
Serge: Keeping it real!!!
RIP: Hangin out with the homies...so ...but now I think ist about time we get into Nicky Adams and find out why he is a Pro Skater for Salomon, and a Pro skater for Kizer...and uh...so we need to stop fuckin around and ask a couple of questions, about how he feels about skatin, and let him talk about plans for the future..and stuff like that
Nicky: Wait let me exhale this shit...
RIP: OK you do what you gotta do man...
Nicky: I gotta exhale the smokage..Ok..yknow me Keepin it real....the real skating man...I´ve been skating like 6 years now Serge?..yeah about 6 years now...just keepin it real man I mean...I started skatin when I was like a little ass kid...I don't remember the year but what I was like 11-12 years old...and uh...Fuck..I just started skating with my homies...got a pair of skates for my birthday..and just kept skatin...got sponsored...and now I am here with..Salomon...won the X-games...and all that crazy shit...yknow...just did what I did...and Salomon...they love me now...at least I hope they love me...you know what I mean cause...I am still that ghetto ass motherfucker that I am you know me...
Serge: Real Dark Motherfucker!
Nicky: Yeah you know me...and um..I am skating for Kizer right now...just signed with Kizer today...what the date today...? RIP: The date today is the 20th of Feb....2001...
Nicky: Right so today i signed my contract with Kizer...ykow...keepin it real....get my frame out and do my thing...and got a wheel coming out...in April...Frame in July...and a grindplate..yknow..me and Ian..are gonna be making the next Kizer clothing collection...right there tha Kanadian Konnection right there French Connect...baby right there...there you go..so my plans for the future is to represent hardcore with Kizer...yknow keep it real...yknow contests pictures anything.. yknow... keepin it real...skating no matter what it is...as long as it's skatin...and um...just fuckin tour the world man...let people know what up...let em know I still here because last year I had to take a little break...I hurt my ankle during the winter time so skiing and shit...so summertime was kinda rough but it was cool though...skated still yknow 8th place at the finals.. yknow... keep it real..just showed up...and do what I do...
RIP: Tell me about Canadian skating...why has the world not been recognizing on the Canadian scene?
Nicky: Well the first thing I want to say about that is a lot of commercial shitis in the US everything is in the US for us Canadians...because it cost money to get a Canadien out to every contest...for somebody who is already in the middle like right there..it cost money..and some sponsors are not ready to do that...and if they aint ready to do that then they aint ready ..the thing is we up in Canada yknow...thats Canada... they think we still live in Igloos and shit...whats that? I do the same thing you do...you drive a whip...I drive the tighest whip...I got a tricked out Jetta what you got bitch....that all I gotta say...
RIP: who are the illest Canadian skaters to date?
Nicky: Shit...Ian, Matthew Ledue Mike Luthawic...Richie Heisler Matthew Donall alot of young ams just blowin up...Chal Nantal...
RIP: OK,...let me ask you this...um..we got the IMYTA coming up in Paris...Monsters of Roll...Salomon team touring with the USD team in France...are you looking forward to that yknow tell me little bit about that...
Nicky: You damn Skippy I am looking forward to that!!!!! Better Recognize...USD Team, Salomon Team...Kizer team, Shayne Skowers, Aaaron..DL..fuckin Kevin...yo..Rachard Johnson...! Rachard my nigga is gonna be up on this tour...we just gonna keep it real represent what we do...have fun the way we do it...get drizzon for sheezee...fuckin just keepin it real man...
RIP: What do you think about the IMYTA?
Nicky: What do you think I´m gonna say...It´s gonna be the shit...its gonna blow up..fuckin Monsters of Roll...shit in Detroit...Paris..San Diego....keepin it real..it gonna be...represent! we are just gonna represent...just fuckin have fun live it...gonna have all this camera shit....blowing it up...damn who else is gonna be there on camera..?...damn...dave paine...Joe navran..we gonna be touring with Eurosport... Live coverage...There you go..I hope to see you all there soon...

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