Fuck forks and spoons

[jonathan]

Spork has a small dork

[nlausch]

months ago brah

[jonathan]

and who the hell is spork?

I never noticed him before.

[nlausch]

prob just a name change. remember when that was a fad for a week and a half? i have no idea who it is, probably quark with the whole "rk" thing going on at the end

[Pulp]

prob just a name change. remember when that was a fad for a week and a half? i have no idea who it is, probably quark with the whole "rk" thing going on at the end
yeah, makes sense.

[jonathan]

Is amber really a troll?

[nlausch]

prob just a name change. remember when that was a fad for a week and a half? i have no idea who it is, probably quark with the whole "rk" thing going on at the end
yeah, makes sense.

GAH dude you're so boring. have some fucking insight

[DnEhThEnD]

probably when he asked to be

[R-MONEY$$$]

All I know about spork is that he is one of the greatest humans ever in terms of smarts (book and street), physical abilities, and good looks. It is said that he once lifted a car by himself, while correcting the interpretations of the magna carta, just to help an old lady get a quarter she dropped to pay the parking meter. Truly a stand up individual. The only thing that spork finds to be a fault is his baby dick. Its really tiny.

[Pulp]

prob just a name change. remember when that was a fad for a week and a half? i have no idea who it is, probably quark with the whole "rk" thing going on at the end
yeah, makes sense.

GAH dude you're so boring. have some fucking insight
no insight to be had, the rk thing makes sense, but thats the only hint we have. just agreeing with you, friend.

[jonathan]

My friend had a funny baby joke.

How do you get a baby to crawl like a spider?

Dislocate his arms and legs.

[R-MONEY$$$]

My friend had a funny baby joke.

How do you get a baby to crawl like a spider?

Dislocate his arms and legs.

this is epic! deserves its own thread.

[Pulp]

My friend had a funny baby joke.

How do you get a baby to crawl like a spider?

Dislocate his arms and legs.
how long does it take for a baby to explode in a microwave?
i don't know, i always blow my load and lose interest before it happens.

how do you make a toddler cry twice?
wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear.

[jonathan]

WHy do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch his face expression when you turn it on.

[NathanC]

I eat everything with knifes.



/end

[jonathan]

^


that's metal

[Pulp]

^


that's metal
nope, silver.

[NathanC]

I really do though, I don't buy spoons or forks.


I think that shit is hella gay.

[jonathan]

^


that's metal
nope, silver.

SILVER IS FUCKING METAL!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver

[Pulp]

^


that's metal
nope, silver.

SILVER IS FUCKING METAL!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver
SILVERWARE MOTHERFUCKER

[Alex Coe]

That would be uncomfortable. No thanks.