View Full Version : No Fap September (Day 7 -Please place sperm in cumdumpster)
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 21:32
Almost a day down. How are you guys doing?
jakeness13
01.09.2009, 21:33
i lost
Alex Coe
01.09.2009, 21:38
Shit I lost about thirty seconds in. I didn't know it was no fap time already.
formerly galenaskater
01.09.2009, 21:42
"you up out yo gawdamnd mind" in deep black man voice
Special ED
01.09.2009, 21:44
just no fapping right?
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 21:45
just no fapping right?
I think so.
ramadan is going on right now, those dudes cant even eat let alone fap
Red Rider
01.09.2009, 21:51
http://gomerfile.com/wtf/animaited/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif
I'm out.
Almost a day down. How are you guys doing?
You normally do it everyday?
Tatersalad
01.09.2009, 21:53
Almost a day down. How are you guys doing?
You normally do it everyday?
Doesn't everyone?
boot of fruit
01.09.2009, 21:55
http://gomerfile.com/wtf/animaited/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif
I'm out.
provides the lulz
houston2
01.09.2009, 21:55
Haha already broken. :D
Mr. Sparkle
01.09.2009, 21:58
I was unaware of said practice in September.
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 21:59
Almost a day down. How are you guys doing?
You normally do it everyday?
No Fap September
9/01/09
"Almost a day down."
Almost a day down. How are you guys doing?
You normally do it everyday?
No Fap September
9/01/09
"Almost a day down."
:shock:
cool guy
01.09.2009, 22:01
i didnt know. maybe i'll try to partake. i jerked it today, but i'll start tomorrow and not do it until oct 2nd.
i'm going to lose in about 4 days.
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 22:02
i didnt know. maybe i'll try to partake. i jerked it today, but i'll start tomorrow and not do it until oct 2nd.
i'm going to lose in about 4 days.
If you feel tempted, load up Amber's picture.
I know you all play with yourselves, I just didn't think you did it everyday.
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 22:04
I know you all play with yourselves, I just didn't think you did it everyday.
I'll do it every day to your picture in October.
I might not even be able to go one day doing that though.
cool guy
01.09.2009, 22:04
I know you all play with yourselves, I just didn't think you did it everyday.
sometimes twice a day
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 22:05
When I was younger at least once a year I'd try to crank out as many as I could in one day. I'd get about 3 in over the course of the day, and then I'd get bored.
I know you all play with yourselves, I just didn't think you did it everyday.
I'll do it every day to your picture in October.
I might not even be able to go one day doing that though.
:roll: You've never said it, but you imply it all the time.
Turnip Head
01.09.2009, 22:07
I know you all play with yourselves, I just didn't think you did it everyday.
I'll do it every day to your picture in October.
I might not even be able to go one day doing that though.
:roll: You've never said it, but you imply it all the time.
I'm implying it right now. Implying it hard.
JonnyArro
01.09.2009, 22:17
hmmm I am intrigued to see if I can do this. I already faped today but I will start tomorrow. As long as its just no fapping I mihgt be able to do it.
al dolega
01.09.2009, 22:19
faped
Is that like, your hand is saying no, but you make it do it anyways?
Charlie Hustles
01.09.2009, 22:29
When I was younger at least once a year I'd try to crank out as many as I could in one day. I'd get about 3 in over the course of the day, and then I'd get bored.
Soft . . . literally. I can hit 10 easily.
Decepticon
01.09.2009, 22:33
Yeah I lost already...twice
caisenma
01.09.2009, 22:59
If you feel tempted, load up Amber's picture.
BAHAHAHAHAA
If you feel tempted, load up Amber's picture.
BAHAHAHAHAA
Awwww, is that your new crush?
caisenma
01.09.2009, 23:03
If you feel tempted, load up Amber's picture.
BAHAHAHAHAA
Touch my dick
Grasshoppa
01.09.2009, 23:05
I know you all play with yourselves, I just didn't think you did it everyday.
sometimes twice a day
word and ill still plow my lady before the day is over
If that's the case, then I don't see how this is going to work.
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
Why don't you go for girls that you think are attractive?
sly moose
01.09.2009, 23:40
faped
Is that like, your hand is saying no, but you make it do it anyways?
:lol: :lol:
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
Why don't you go for girls that you think are attractive?
Maybe he likes the uggos, there is no shame in that.
rev. the mike
02.09.2009, 00:54
This thread is seriously fucking gay.
This thread is seriously fucking gay.
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3454/looksprettygay.jpg
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
Why don't you go for girls that you think are attractive?
because then i have to work hard..duh
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
Why don't you go for girls that you think are attractive?
because then i have to work hard..duh
So you think because you find them unattractive, that they would just go for any guy?
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Tatersalad
02.09.2009, 01:33
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
Why don't you go for girls that you think are attractive?
because then i have to work hard..duh
So you think because you find them unattractive, that they would just go for any guy?
comments like these are why no one likes you.
RobFromFlint
02.09.2009, 01:34
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
+1
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
caisenma
02.09.2009, 01:39
i didn't know. i didn't last night but fortunately i have a slew of parties coming up. i will have my ways with ugly girls.
Why don't you go for girls that you think are attractive?
because then i have to work hard..duh
So you think because you find them unattractive, that they would just go for any guy?
comments like these are why no one likes you.
her being a non-rollerblader on Be-Mag is why i dont like her.
RobFromFlint
02.09.2009, 01:52
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
caisenma
02.09.2009, 02:02
and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
:lol:
Decepticon
02.09.2009, 02:13
nlausch is on a roll
i'm can be master of my domain for a month. well ill try. i try to do that from time to time
chriscunningham
02.09.2009, 03:12
http://gomerfile.com/wtf/animaited/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif
I'm out.
Haha yeah me too, I guess I'm not master of my domain after all.
sharkyROL
02.09.2009, 03:28
:lol:
This is so not gonna happen.
Theme for No Fap September.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo
Charlie Hustles
02.09.2009, 07:37
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
Gross. Step your game up.
*ROYALwithCHEESE*
02.09.2009, 07:47
2 days down, this is going to be hard, the last time I obstained was five years ago when I had major guilt over wucking over porn.
I lasted a month and then......BOOM TSUNAMI!!!!!!
*ROYALwithCHEESE*
02.09.2009, 08:23
http://www.exploitedteens.com/galleries/21eq/jenny9.jpg
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I used to get myself off a few times a day. Now it's like every other day. LOL. Girls do it too, Amber.
IRollerbladeYO
02.09.2009, 09:14
hahaha makes this shit a sticky...no pun intended... :lol:
Turnip Head
02.09.2009, 09:15
2 days down, this is going to be hard, the last time I obstained was five years ago when I had major guilt over wucking over porn.
I lasted a month and then......BOOM TSUNAMI!!!!!!
I giggled.
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
Did you ever stop to think that there are girls out there that would use a guy for sex and don't want a relationship? LOL.
I'm in a bitter stage of breakup. I don't want to be with anyone. I just want sex.
I'm sure I'm not the only girl out there that feels that way.
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
Did you ever stop to think that there are girls out there that would use a guy for sex and don't want a relationship? LOL.
I'm in a bitter stage of breakup. I don't want to be with anyone. I just want sex.
I'm sure I'm not the only girl out there that feels that way.
do you know how to get to kalamazoo?
Hans Hockey
02.09.2009, 10:04
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
Did you ever stop to think that there are girls out there that would use a guy for sex and don't want a relationship? LOL.
I'm in a bitter stage of breakup. I don't want to be with anyone. I just want sex.
I'm sure I'm not the only girl out there that feels that way.
I hear ya girlfriend
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
Did you ever stop to think that there are girls out there that would use a guy for sex and don't want a relationship? LOL.
I'm in a bitter stage of breakup. I don't want to be with anyone. I just want sex.
I'm sure I'm not the only girl out there that feels that way.
do you know how to get to kalamazoo?
Ha. I'm stuck in Atlanta for now. I can't get time off work to travel anywhere even if I wanted to. I'll have to hope that I can find a guy down here. LOL. I am so sick of women at the moment.
jakeness13
02.09.2009, 10:17
Almost a day down. How are you guys doing?
You normally do it everyday?
amber, im a fourteen year old, of course i do everyday, sometimes all day.but whats the rest of you guys excuses?
No way this is happening.
Chris Fortune
02.09.2009, 10:26
I'm in! fapped last night but will go to the 2nd of october
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9809/thebestaround.jpg
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
Did you ever stop to think that there are girls out there that would use a guy for sex and don't want a relationship? LOL.
I'm in a bitter stage of breakup. I don't want to be with anyone. I just want sex.
I'm sure I'm not the only girl out there that feels that way.
you may contact me here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=541745736&ref=profile
No Fap November would make more sense IMO.
R-MONEY$$$
02.09.2009, 11:05
I'm in! fapped last night but will go to the 2nd of october
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9809/thebestaround.jpg
+1
No Fap November would make more sense IMO.
naw, then i wont be able to make my yearly joke of masturbating on thanksgiving and calling it spanksgiving.
jonathan
02.09.2009, 11:49
I'm in! fapped last night but will go to the 2nd of october
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9809/thebestaround.jpg
+1
I'm down. I actually didn't fap yesterday.
What about sex?
Turnip Head
02.09.2009, 11:51
Sex is gravy. Just no downtown shame pounds.
jonathan
02.09.2009, 11:53
.... fuck. I'm going to say i'm down, but my girlfriend leaves to college on the 14th of september. :(
idk if I can make it after that.
I'm down, keep toppin' this shit to remind us, and post stories of what it's like going X amount of days without fapping.
Sex is gravy. Just no downtown shame pounds.
:lol:
Chris Fortune
02.09.2009, 11:54
I think I'm going to need that picture as a poster on my wall to get this done. A constant reminder that this is a pact between men and is not to be taken lightly.
jonathan
02.09.2009, 11:55
:lol: :lol:
My prostate massager is going to start collecting dust now.
houston2
02.09.2009, 12:17
My birthday is Oct. 1st so I think I'm gonna try it then bust a fat birthday load haha.
What about sex?
Yea I was wondering this too.
Special ED
02.09.2009, 12:24
im guessing sex is fine haha, we can't all be like josh hartnet. what if a girl faps you? haha
Hans Hockey
02.09.2009, 12:51
So its okay if I have sex with my watermellon ?
She gets all dryed up after a couple of days :oops:
Special ED
02.09.2009, 13:16
So its okay if I have sex with my watermellon ?
She gets all dryed up after a couple of days :oops:
just add a little bit of water, cover hole, and microwave.
Turnip Head
02.09.2009, 13:57
I prefer oiled trash bags. Shits so cash.
Chris Fortune
02.09.2009, 14:21
I prefer oiled trash bags. Shits so cash.
hahahahahahaha oh man that got me lol'ing
Hans Hockey
02.09.2009, 14:30
una accidente el Fappos, mucho traffico ai ai ai !
Charlie Hustles
02.09.2009, 15:36
I used to get myself off a few times a day. Now it's like every other day. LOL. Girls do it too, Amber.
My old girl used to do it like 10+ times a day, pretty much everyday. She said that she could just sit there and make herself cum like 5 times in a row.
Charlie Hustles
02.09.2009, 15:39
k1029, I'll come to Atlanta and fuck the shit out of you.
This thread is seriously fucking gay.
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3454/looksprettygay.jpg
jakeness13
02.09.2009, 15:45
you know what fuck it. im fourteen, but i can do this. im in!
http://i662.photobucket.com/albums/uu344/CalciumCas/DeserveVictoryChurchill.jpg
you know what fuck it. im fourteen, but i can do this. im in!
http://i662.photobucket.com/albums/uu344/CalciumCas/DeserveVictoryChurchill.jpg
jailbait :arrow:
Mudhut Jollyrancher
02.09.2009, 17:01
i'll win
but september 1st doesn't count i didn't know
Turnip Head
02.09.2009, 17:06
you know what fuck it. im fourteen, but i can do this. im in!
http://i662.photobucket.com/albums/uu344/CalciumCas/DeserveVictoryChurchill.jpg
jailbait :arrow:
Jailbait will be out before midnight tonight.
R-MONEY$$$
02.09.2009, 18:08
OMG...I went to wack it...and remembered....FUUUFFUUFUUUFUFUFUFUFU"FI
Turnip Head
02.09.2009, 18:10
I think to make this thread even more fun, it should become a porn thread. Up the game, son.
I'll try to do a dump of links later.
Mudhut Jollyrancher
02.09.2009, 18:11
Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed
Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own
INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
yeah, this is a game with no winners.
that's usually how low self esteem works. no fat chicks though. i've done them, but not a fan.
butterfaces<3
Yeah but it kind of sounds like you have low self-esteem too though. (not trying to be mean)
No, it sounds like a guy that just wants to get his dick wet, but is too lazy or horny to spend the time needed to get a fox.
pretty much. girls aren't worth effort. and the uglier their face is the easier they are to leave.
Did you ever stop to think that there are girls out there that would use a guy for sex and don't want a relationship? LOL.
I'm in a bitter stage of breakup. I don't want to be with anyone. I just want sex.
I'm sure I'm not the only girl out there that feels that way.
i've definitely thought of it, and even come across it on lucky nights. more often than not, i get clingers. or chicks who don't remember in which case i tell them we cuddled all night.
drew_amato
02.09.2009, 19:57
didnt see this thread. This afternoon totally "They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it " .
kmediavideo
02.09.2009, 20:09
Haha this is great. Without knowing this was going on I am still in the running. We'll see how I can do. This is only no-fapping, right?
*ROYALwithCHEESE*
03.09.2009, 03:48
Im out
Stupid sexy flanders!
http://crabapplenyc.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stupid-sexy-flanders1.jpg
Turnip Head
03.09.2009, 08:32
Day 3.
Strangely, still not a single urge.
leiftheviking | phc
03.09.2009, 09:00
faped
Is that like, your hand is saying no, but you make it do it anyways?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
skatecharlotte
03.09.2009, 09:09
http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_masterbate_2414
Alex Coe
03.09.2009, 10:02
No Fap November would make more sense IMO.
naw, then i wont be able to make my yearly joke of masturbating on thanksgiving and calling it spanksgiving.
Maybe this year you should focus on Hallowpeen.
almost lost last night, then I remembered. I'm doing this no problem.
cool guy
03.09.2009, 10:11
i should be good through the rest of today (my girl helped me out yesterday)
tomorrow, however i will probably have the urge to touch myself at night (and during the day).
kike mallahan
03.09.2009, 10:32
So wait. I had sex but she was on top.
Am I still in it?
Chris Fortune
03.09.2009, 10:51
http://www.chw.net/up/2009/06/must_not_fap.jpg
http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cgr2_14-36.jpg
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/must_not_fap.jpg
http://b.mektroid.net/must_not_fap2.jpg
jonathan
03.09.2009, 10:53
Going strong. Balls are draining once a day though. missionary ftw.
Chris Fortune
03.09.2009, 10:55
I got drunk last night and usually my hang over cure consists of
bong rip, 5 hour energy, fap. This morning i refrained from the fap. It didn't feel right. I don't think I like September.
Mudhut Jollyrancher
03.09.2009, 12:13
going strong
Turnip Head
03.09.2009, 12:17
So wait. I had sex but she was on top.
Am I still in it?
You're still in, but you've pissed off God and are going to hell. Fucking sinner.
so far so good. its like more incentive to mack it to every hot girl you see. i see nothing wrong with that haha
Special ED
03.09.2009, 12:48
http://gomerfile.com/wtf/animaited/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif
I'm out.
i jerked yesterday.... fail.
http://www.chw.net/up/2009/06/must_not_fap.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats a good one
*ROYALwithCHEESE*
04.09.2009, 03:59
http://cdn-nl1.imagefap.com/34a/full/407/407866964.jpg
Im going to make you all slowly break
amorobert
04.09.2009, 04:18
http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_masterbate_2414
what good ways is there to masterbate?
Well see, you get a cheese grater and grate from your penis to your anus, continue until raw and bloody.
p.s fuck you royalcheese and 3 days down bitches
kike mallahan
04.09.2009, 10:13
Day 4. Still no fap but lots of missionary secks.
Turnip Head
04.09.2009, 10:36
I approve Royal.
Three down, twenty-something left.
cool guy
04.09.2009, 10:37
i'm out
my girl is sick + going out of town for the weekend = fapfapfap today
Turnip Head
04.09.2009, 10:38
i'm out
my girl is sick + going out of town for the weekend = fapfapfap today
Only someone gay would let a man's hand touch their penis. Even if it's their own.
Chris Fortune
04.09.2009, 10:39
doin good. It's only been 3 days and my nuts hurt. Especially after starting at those cheeks above.
cool guy
04.09.2009, 10:41
i'm out
my girl is sick + going out of town for the weekend = fapfapfap today
Only someone gay would let a man's hand touch their penis. Even if it's their own.
if jerkin off is gay, consider me miles davis
Mudhut Jollyrancher
04.09.2009, 12:04
i lost
Turnip Head
04.09.2009, 20:53
So ends day 4.
kmediavideo
05.09.2009, 00:48
Oral surgery on the 1st has helped my part of this cause enormously. Now if the vicodin can kick in before the urge takes over me I may be able to make it through day 4......
BTW, greatest challenge on be-mag. It's funny to see how many people are so desperate to fap that they can't even make it through 4 days.
(P.S. I lost the game. Not the fapping game, the other game. Thanks Mahmoud.)
Coopnasty
05.09.2009, 01:02
This contest isn't for me
I'm out :lol:
lol fuck this shit. i didnt jack off all week cause of this stupid competition and i busted prematurely tonight while with a lady i picked up. fucking bullshit hahaha but at least its pretty funny
portrait of a gentleman
05.09.2009, 06:59
I think I've fapped all 5/6 days. Fuck your silly contest.
Turnip Head
05.09.2009, 16:55
lol fuck this shit. i didnt jack off all week cause of this stupid competition and i busted prematurely tonight while with a lady i picked up. fucking bullshit hahaha but at least its pretty funny
Haha, that's awesome. Be-mag ruins lives.
Turnip Head
05.09.2009, 16:56
PS: I never last long, so no one notices a difference.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
chriscunningham
05.09.2009, 17:33
I think I've fapped all 5/6 days. Fuck your silly contest.
Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed
Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own
INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jakeness13
05.09.2009, 19:22
i failed
PS: I never last long, so no one notices a difference.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:shock: When did this happen?
lol fuck this shit. i didnt jack off all week cause of this stupid competition and i busted prematurely tonight while with a lady i picked up. fucking bullshit hahaha but at least its pretty funny
Haha, that's awesome. Be-mag ruins lives.
hahahaha for real man.
as for no fapping though, im still going strong 8)
Turnip Head
07.09.2009, 13:46
I thought this whole thread would supply some lulz, but that doesn't seem to be happening.
Still going strong though. My late night fantasies of Amber help a lot.
I've jerked off every day since September started in protest of this thread.
Mudhut Jollyrancher
07.09.2009, 14:15
I've jerked off every day since September started in protest of this thread. :lol:
I wish I saw this on the first. Ill start today and go until october 7th. It is pretty easy for me now since I'm at college. Not having my own room takes away from the opportunities but seeing all the hot girls here that I can't get with makes it difficult. I can make it though.
DubVrolla304
07.09.2009, 14:51
http://x-images2.bangbros.com/assparade/shoots/ap3918/bangbros/big5.jpg
http://images2.bangbros.com/modelprofiles/7566_big.jpg
http://x-images4.bangbros.com/monstersofcock/shoots/mc4790/bangbros/big2.jpg
:twisted:
anton_mr
07.09.2009, 14:52
the new jailbait thread ended this for me :lol:
blowakilo
07.09.2009, 15:21
Im out
Stupid sexy flanders!
http://crabapplenyc.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stupid-sexy-flanders1.jpg
baaaalol
http://gomerfile.com/wtf/animaited/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif
I'm out.
Turnip Head
07.09.2009, 16:28
I've jerked off every day since September started in protest of this thread.
Lightweight.
kmediavideo
07.09.2009, 16:49
the new jailbait thread ended this for me :lol:
Haha, yeah. I was really pushing myself to not fap. but that thread showed up and ruined me.
gambiacrumember
07.09.2009, 18:01
I call shenanigans on every single one of you that says you haven't masturbated this month. I wanna see full ballsacks for proof.
I thought this whole thread would supply some lulz, but that doesn't seem to be happening.
Still going strong though. My late night fantasies of Amber help a lot.
I get it Emiger, you think I'm ugly. You can stop implying it now. :?
Turnip Head
07.09.2009, 20:28
I call shenanigans on every single one of you that says you haven't masturbated this month. I wanna see full ballsacks for proof.
It's been 7 days. I go that long when I forget I have a penis.
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