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RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 21:52
I am a fucking pussy. Fot hre first time in a year I am drunk. Fuck, and over a woman. Fuck fuck fuck. This shit is fucking retarded. Self medicating....fuck. Fuck this, I neede to quit beiing a bitch. My daughhtre is the only thing that is keeping me from pissing my lifee away. GFuck I'm such a pussy for dsoing soemthing this stupid. DamMIT. i NEED TO GO FOR A WALK.

remdyz
03.09.2009, 21:53
drink that water, man!

Coopnasty
03.09.2009, 21:54
http://lolsquirrels.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/wut-u-got-a-problem.jpg

Amber
03.09.2009, 21:55
drink that water, man!
And eat something.

Dre
03.09.2009, 21:55
walks are dangerous while drunk. i usually walk to the store

waitmichaelwait
03.09.2009, 21:58
grab another beer, it will make you feel better!

ripin jax
03.09.2009, 22:08
im sry

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:09
I walked tot hte store and got cheetos, is rthat the way spell it?? Anyway, sll is right in the universe. CheeTos are amazing.

denialmind218
03.09.2009, 23:10
hmm....good luck? :?

Amber
03.09.2009, 23:14
Where is your daughter at?

mescalito
03.09.2009, 23:17
i drink at least six a night. idk where my kids are. nah i aint got young'ens.

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:17
With her mom. My ex, the reason I relapsed. Fuck, she sin't even an excues. I guess I'm jusrt a weak willed bitch. I'm sorry I gave you so much shit Amber. I'm glada I withdrew my maximum aout of the ATM, already, toherwise I woudld be drunjker.

mescalito
03.09.2009, 23:20
quit cryin faggot and get some real problems. its not the end of the world because youre drunk. try having your family die of aids in africa where theres no water in like 20 miles, then explain to me how getting drunk is such a burden.

Amber
03.09.2009, 23:20
With her mom. My ex, the reason I relapsed. Fuck, she sin't even an excues. I guess I'm jusrt a weak willed bitch. I'm sorry I gave you so much shit Amber. I'm glada I withdrew my maximum aout of the ATM, already, toherwise I woudld be drunjker.
:shock: It's ok.

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:23
quit cryin faggot and get some real problems. its not the end of the world because youre drunk. try having your family die of aids in africa where theres no water in like 20 miles, then explain to me how getting drunk is such a burden.


I would never live in Africa fukcjtard. Too hot. Aids is for pussies. Get cANCER.

mescalito
03.09.2009, 23:24
quit cryin faggot and get some real problems. its not the end of the world because youre drunk. try having your family die of aids in africa where theres no water in like 20 miles, then explain to me how getting drunk is such a burden.


I would never live in Africa fukcjtard. Too hot. Aids is for pussies. Get cANCER.

well alcohol is for men so man up

Rotgut
03.09.2009, 23:25
quit cryin faggot and get some real problems. its not the end of the world because youre drunk. try having your family die of aids in africa where theres no water in like 20 miles, then explain to me how getting drunk is such a burden.True. Quit bitching.

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:29
Every time I hit a, i hit capslock, wtf....

Dre
03.09.2009, 23:36
lol how do you go to the store, drunk, and not buy more booze.


you dont sound like an alky to me paco.

waitmichaelwait
03.09.2009, 23:37
quit cryin faggot and get some real problems. its not the end of the world because youre drunk. try having your family die of aids in africa where theres no water in like 20 miles, then explain to me how getting drunk is such a burden.True. Quit bitching.

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:39
lol how do you go to the store, drunk, and not buy more booze.


you dont sound like an alky to me paco.


I didn't feel like walking another hafld mile to the liquor store, and I only had $3 cashon me.

Dre
03.09.2009, 23:41
lol how do you go to the store, drunk, and not buy more booze.


you dont sound like an alky to me paco.


I didn't feel like walking another hafld mile to the liquor store, and I only had $3 cashon me.
sounds enough for a four oh to me.

waitmichaelwait
03.09.2009, 23:42
lol how do you go to the store, drunk, and not buy more booze.


you dont sound like an alky to me paco.


I didn't feel like walking another hafld mile to the liquor store, and I only had $3 cashon me.

three bucks can buy you some great booze: icehouse, 40 oz's, one beer. Should have drank more!

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:45
$3.19 + dep for s 40.

Dre
03.09.2009, 23:46
get a cheaper 40

or get a 32

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:50
I would havbe had to drive for cheaper. And thsat would run the chscne of dui, injury, death, never seeing my daughtrer. Fuck that.

Rotgut
03.09.2009, 23:52
drink more! The cure to all problems.

RobFromFlint
03.09.2009, 23:55
DEath is the cure to all problems, alcohol is the duct tape.

Dre
03.09.2009, 23:55
I would havbe had to drive for cheaper. And thsat would run the chscne of dui, injury, death, never seeing my daughtrer. Fuck that.

you dont have to drive, you want to. half a mile aint shit. you sound like you are slunking out big time

Dre
03.09.2009, 23:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4

waitmichaelwait
03.09.2009, 23:58
drink more! The cure to all problems.

+1

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 00:00
I would havbe had to drive for cheaper. And thsat would run the chscne of dui, injury, death, never seeing my daughtrer. Fuck that.

you dont have to drive, you want to. half a mile aint shit. you sound like you are slunking out big time


The store I went too carries Batts and Bud, to get cheaperr shit I would need to go 5 m iles furthrer. I ahve never hesrd the phrase slunking out, expalin?

nycroIIas
04.09.2009, 00:01
If you're beating yourself that much about it, try going to an AA meeting

Grasshoppa
04.09.2009, 00:03
DEath is the cure to all problems, alcohol is the duct tape.


you're probably the biggest faggot on earth

Dre
04.09.2009, 00:04
you slunking out, it means youre fucking up, dropping the ball.

Dre
04.09.2009, 00:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4

more of the same slap.

but i dont believe they didnt have a beer under 3 dollars.

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 00:07
If you're beating yourself that much about it, try going to an AA meeting

Fuck that. All AA did was make me want to drijnk more. I'm going tosleep.

jay cocain
04.09.2009, 00:48
masturbate

nycroIIas
04.09.2009, 00:49
masturbate

bigger vice for me than drinking

houston2
04.09.2009, 00:58
God damn Cheetos are so fucking good when you're drunk.

rocknroller
04.09.2009, 01:03
my teachers always told me if i needed help not to ask a stranger but to look for a police officer. Try talking to a cop. Make sure to hug him before you introduce yourself.

Stop being a bitch about it and think about whats important and focus on that. If you don't have that kind of willpower you should get some help.

nycroIIas
04.09.2009, 01:04
I prefer cigarettes when I'm buzzed

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 10:38
DEath is the cure to all problems, alcohol is the duct tape.


you're probably the biggest faggot on earth


Close, I am the biggest pussy on earth when I'm drunk. I mean, grab the lips and fly away. God Dammit. At least I had the sense to chug some pedialite before I went to bed. Hangover is quite tolerable. Anyways, drinking last night was the wrong choice I think. I really should have just went out and got my dick wet. Oh well, lesson learned. Why the fuck did I post on Be-Mag??

Quark
04.09.2009, 10:47
You sound like a bad father.

kike mallahan
04.09.2009, 11:07
get a cheaper 40

or get a 32


24 oz Steel Reserve motherfucker.

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 11:15
You sound like a bad father.

Do not comment on shit you don't know about. You don't know me. You don't know about shit. My daughter wears more expensive clothes than I do. She has a trampoline in my fucking living room. I hadn't drank for a year before last night. I don't even smoke in front of my daughter. Nothing else in the world exists when she is at my house. Fuck you.

Tra
04.09.2009, 11:22
You sound like a GOOD father, loads above mine.

I had cheetos while drunk last night too, theyre fantastic.

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 11:29
You sound like a GOOD father, loads above mine.

I had cheetos while drunk last night too, theyre fantastic.


I realized when I got up this morning and noticed they were the flaming hot ones. Which is crazy because I am a bitch when it comes to spicy shit. Whole bag was gone and the powder in the bottom.

Rotgut
04.09.2009, 11:33
Best thread.

wujcik
04.09.2009, 11:40
my fuckin god

If you cry to be-mag you need real help, AA aint gona cut it.



Family first, you second. Remember that. ROLLERS OR FRUITBOOTERS OR WHATEVER ARE NOT FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seed then fam. If you can't understand that, end your useless life.

Grasshoppa
04.09.2009, 11:49
you chugged some pedialite?

wow

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 11:55
my fuckin god

If you cry to be-mag you need real help, AA aint gona cut it.



Family first, you second. Remember that. ROLLERS OR FRUITBOOTERS OR WHATEVER ARE NOT FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seed then fam. If you can't understand that, end your useless life.


I fucking know. I can't believe I posted last night on here. I think I lost my phone last night and that's why I didn't call someone. Found it in the grass this morning when I took out the trash. Damn I acted like a fucking faggot last night.

Quark
04.09.2009, 11:57
Damn I acted like a fucking faggot last night.

Yes, you sure did.

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 12:00
you chugged some pedialite?

wow

What? Drastically reduces the severity of hangovers. They should advertise that shit on the box.

Knucklehead
04.09.2009, 12:01
you chugged some pedialite?

wow

What? Drastically reduces the severity of hangovers. They should advertise that shit on the box.

The dude's got a point.

I don't do it because I'm not a bitch...but it does work.

Alex Coe
04.09.2009, 12:03
If I didn't know any better I'd claim troll.

See you at FNS tonight Rob. We're gonna get drunk...ER!

RobFromFlint
04.09.2009, 12:08
If I didn't know any better I'd claim troll.

See you at FNS tonight Rob. We're gonna get drunk...ER!


Do you mean drunker or drunk then the emergency room? :?