You wake up to take a shower and then...

[R.KOF]

You see this?

What do you do?

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6590/spiderr.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spiderr.jpg)

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

FUCK THAT SHIT

[timmons]

better catch that fucker quick before he finds someplace to hide.

[s.]

I dont want that thing anywhere around my house, gotta man up and kill it/ catch it and kill it

[shaneK]

put ur shoes on and squash it

[codywi608]

Run quick, grab some shit to kill it, i will make sure it doesnt get away.

i will scream, close my eyes and smash shit at it hoping i hit it and it dies.

then continue with my shower.

[blackgold]

OH HAI

[Diet Kyle]

SIIIB

[Jake The Snake]

make out with the spider

[Gonzalo]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1552/assspiderthumbnail1.jpg

[eyes to see]

haa i honestly think killing it with fire would be a fine idea. take some air freshener and a lighter bam youre set. i have centipede problems at my house though. shit sucks, they get huge

[Jake The Snake]

i fuckin hate centipedes, way worse than spiders

[eyes to see]

tell me about it. they're so freakin fast, it's a rare occasion where i can actually kill one without it getting away. silverfish are lame too ive had them crawl up my naked leg while sitting at the comp many a time

[izekiel]

FREAK OUT

[tim_adams]

I'd seriously scream. After that, I have no idea what I'd do. It doesn't matter.

[xGREENxCLOVERx]

Holy shit. Move to a climate where things like that do not exist!

[Shilo]

STEP 1:GET OUT THE LYSOL AND SPRAY THAT FUCKER TIL IT STOPS MOVING

STEP 2: PICK IT UP WITH A NAPKIN THROW IT AGAINST THE BATHROOM WALL TO WATCH THE GUTS FLY OUT

STEP 3: ??????

STEP 4: PROFIT

[Matt.G]

Id smash it with the toilette brush or something, Id be way to scared to put that shit in a bag or something.

[austin from texas]

i would scream like a 5 year old girl then try to jump on it from as far away as possible

[Squishface]

Beat off and spray my glorious goo all over his eyes. And then I'd tell him to go kill the spider in the bathroom.

[SeanHunt3r]

I fucking hate spiders. I'd piss myself if I saw that in my shower. I'd fucking shoot it.

[2 Chainz]

what the fuck...................... :shock:

[patrickcardoso]

new pet

[Amber]

Scream and then run and try to find something to beat it to death.

[HappyAddict]

Don't be a pussy. Get in the shower already - welcome to Australia...

/sarcasm.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[leiftheviking | phc]

Pee on it!

[dan lambert]

It would have to die, no way I'm getting anywhere near that thing to pick it up or move it

[Switch_Bcn]

Oh god, I have no idea how I would deal with that... deodorant and a lighter would have to be my guess, then big fucking boots... although it looks like it wants to have your arm off :shock:

[mikeg]

catch it

keep in a shoebox with a 50 pound weight on top

take shower

release spider back into shower

listen for others to react

[tea kettle]

Tarantula? Not poisonous?


Cuddle time?


Plus......Photoshop?

[gen2roller]

STEP 1:GET OUT THE LYSOL AND SPRAY THAT FUCKER TIL IT STOPS MOVING

STEP 2: PICK IT UP WITH A NAPKIN THROW IT AGAINST THE BATHROOM WALL TO WATCH THE GUTS FLY OUT

STEP 3: ??????

STEP 4: PROFIT
what's step 3?

[-nico-]

i would proabably scream first, then i would find a shoe to throw at it, then i would miss hitting it, which would make it angry, then it would jump on me, and we'll have an epic battle for survival, then while its bitting into me ill be punching it with full force, but soon ill lose and ill fade out of conciousness while hearing its scream of victory, then itll lay its babys in me and my corpse will become its home.


holy run on sentence :shock:

[KILLGORE]

Don't be a pussy. Get in the shower already - welcome to Australia...


no really.. when i was over there on Sam Fogarty's tour in like 2003 or 04... there was on of them mega spiders on the wall next to sam's face when he woke up and he freaked the fuckkkkk out.. then everyone was tryin to kill it. It was as big as a beer can...husky body.

i was sooooo scared. i hate them things.

[basshole]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/M-67Grenade.jpg/371px-M-67Grenade.jpg

[al dolega]

This poll desperately needs the addition of a "scream like a little bitch and run away" option.

[benk]

https://www.countyweld.co.uk/shop/images/mapp-gas.jpg

torch it

[jamie murrett]

HOLY SHIT!

That can't be real.

I think I would torch the house.

[SoSure]

I don't know why but I just busted out laughing when I scrolled down, haha.

[chimbaktu]

grab a shotgun and a neighbor kid for a human shield just in case the shotgun didn't kill it.

[gatsby]

i cant believe EVERY single one of you would kill it

i definitely wouldnt, i would be amazed and terrified at it, stare at it for about twenty minutes

given the size of that thing

grab a bucket, put the bucket on top of it, slide a piece of cardboard under the bucket and flip the bucket over, put the bucket in a trash bag and tie the end of it

and then i would drive a good mile or two from my house and find it a BADASS place to live and then release it and watch it for a good thirty minutes

ive never seen one that big



when its just a regular spider i just use a cup and piece of paper and do the same process and put it outside my house

but i would have to move that thing far away from my house

[BrandonCooklin]

Theres a good chance i would just cry. Im petrified of spiders. :oops:

[marshman]

i would fuck with it until eventually i would accidently kill it, feel suddenly overwhelmingly threatened by it and kill it, or it would get away from me and i wouldn't be able to find it and i would remain scared shitless for the next month or so...

actually, i'd pick it up and put it in the bin with all the rest of my rubber spiders.



it's a rare occasion where i can actually kill one without it getting away.
killing. you're doing it wrong.

[Dre]

if i had more balls, and it there was no chance of escape, id close the shower, find a neighbor hood cat, and try to make them fight.

[drew_amato]

Scream like a bitch, find the closet object to me, try to creep up with a step or two, throw the object as hard as I could and pray to god I hit that thing. Fuck Spiders.

[smirnus]

https://www.countyweld.co.uk/shop/images/mapp-gas.jpg

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http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc233/smirnus/SuperFireTorch3.jpg

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1 dead-ass spider.

torch it

[Dignan]

Turn around run and start a new life somewhere else.

[Honni]

Run quick, grab some shit to kill it, i will make sure it doesnt get away.

i will scream, close my eyes and smash shit at it hoping i hit it and it dies.

then continue with my shower.

I laughed out loud at work and got looked at funny after reading that

[MILK]

Turn around run and start a new life somewhere else.
:lol:

[Bazodazo]

move house



theres a large probablility that thing has already laid its eggs somewhere



youll just wake up one night and have them crawling all over your face

[_doesitmatter_]

Beat off and spray my glorious goo all over his eyes. And then I'd tell him to go kill the spider in the bathroom.


LOL......my roomate and i were both laughing at that shit.

[jay cocain]

sream real loud!


grab a glasse cup than cath it



sream real loud!



call the police

sream real loud!while whaithing

that's all but im sure that beast can run soo fast!

[Bazodazo]

glasse

are you kidding me?

[chriscunningham]

Scream. I have never seen a spider that big in real life, ever.

I fucking hate spiders.

[prrs]

Beat off and spray my glorious goo all over his eyes. And then I'd tell him to go kill the spider in the bathroom. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jay cocain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo&feature=channel_page


hahaa

[Hans Hockey]

I would be terrified :roll:

[IRollerbladeYO]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Emiger/HailSquishface.gif

[Boris from Russia]

take a shit on it


but on a more serious note - i would just put it in a cardboard and leave it in some forest or smth

[ryuu no eien]

kill it with fire, huddle in a corner, get the confidence to go on a spider killing mission, never shower ever again

[th_remedy086]

Run, trample anything in way.

[hogan]

I would cry like a little girl. No e-thug hyping here, I'd probably cry.

I don't think I would kill it, I fucking loathe spiders, but I don't ever kill em, in my opinion if something so small can scare the shit out of me, it deserves to live... Even though this one isn't so small... But still.

I'd put it in a cardboard box, stop crying, and slide the box out of my house with a very very long stick.

Then I'd move the fuck out of Australia.

And blow it up on the way out.

[m.m.lunatic]

http://outsidemybrain.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/white_lighter_with_flame1.jpg
http://pslc.ws/macrogcss/images/spray.jpg

[jonathan]

so what did you end up doing with it?


you better have burned the fucker and showed pictures


but taht spider looks way to crazy to just be chillin' in your house.

I have a feeling you bought that fucker and placed it in your shower...

tha'ts why you aint showin' death pictures of it.

[Hitler]

i replied without looking at the picture, its simple turn the water on and wait for it to drown. That not what i would do though i would go online promptly and identify what it was whether it was poisonous, then id prolly put it on a newspaper and let it loose outside if it wasn't poisonous, if it was id turn the water on and wait for it to drown, if it tried to run, id have my shitkickers on and ready with clothes covering all my skin except my face, tucked in and what not, i aint scureed of no spiders.