View Full Version : Life or death situation, have you been in one?
Bazodazo
27.02.2009, 18:03
i can vaguely remember when i was small, i lived in the Caribbean, i was climbing some pointy ass rocks and going higher and higher until i found a ledge i think around 20 feet high.
I was small and naive, i sat on it for a bit, then wanted to turn around and climb down. As i turn, my foot slips and i remember hanging there with both hands. At the time i didnt see anything wrong with it and pulled back up and carried climbing down. Thinking about it, if i fell, i would have fallen on the rocks, probably split my head or broken my spine.
Then another one was stupid, i was at home alone, eating a sweet, when i start choking. im almost sure i was about to pass out until it dislodged at the last minute.
Oh yeah, then i got stung by a wasp, got a reaction blablabla
i wana hear some good ones
:arrow:
I threw a snowball at a car a few weeks ago. A dude got a knife out his car and came in pursuit of me. I escaped. 8)
Bazodazo
27.02.2009, 18:10
I threw a snowball at a car a few weeks ago. A dude got a knife out his car and came in pursuit of me. I escaped. 8)
cov sounds fucking hardcore
I threw a snowball at a car a few weeks ago. A dude got a knife out his car and came in pursuit of me. I escaped. 8)
cov sounds fucking hardcore bad to da bone yo
Oh yea I also rolled a quad bike down the park when it started to rain hahahaha. The quad bike crushed me under it and we did a few rolls together.
Bazodazo
27.02.2009, 18:15
always when you least expect it
the moments after just make you go :shock: :shock: :shock:
Chris Fortune
27.02.2009, 18:17
My appendix ruptured in 3rd grade. I thought I just had a bad stomach ache but it turns out it was my body being poisoned from the fluid of my appendix. In the middle of the night it hurt so bad that I talked my mom into taking me to the hospital. They told me I would have died in my sleep if I hadn't gone.
that's really about all i've got.
one time i 180'd a stair gap that had some construction after it. I was going pretty fast and jumped back around and just smacked a 2x4 that was in the ground. after i moved away from the 2x4, there was a nail sticking out of it right above where my head had hit.
Was leaning a hardturn once on my streetbike, i downshifted on the line and my back tire locked up a little and slid on the paint. I got a bit of headshake and when I regained control I almost got hit by an oncoming car.
I was learning and was being irresponsible :( No more of that shit
When I was little my mom was making dinner in the kitchen and she got suspicous when it got quiet, she looked in on me and I was passed out and blue on the couch, I had a severe asthma attack and almost died.
'tis all.
Bazodazo
27.02.2009, 18:21
oh shit yeah
i almost died at birth and nearly killed my mother (she nearly died of bloodloss)
I was riding my trendy fixed gear bicycle through traffic through the city with a few buds full speed when all of a sudden a car cut in front of me into a red light. I skidded instinctively but smashed into the taillight of the stupid 4x4 and watched his taillight shatter like glass on the floor when my steel handle bars made impact.
The streets was packed and it sounded like a car crash. All the pedestrians were like "WHAT THE FUCK". I was fine but I rode past the driver and was like "Meh, you didn't need that." and made a quick left down another block.
Here is where it gets good.
I turned around to see if there was cars and low and behold, driver of said vehicle was 50 feet behind me and accelerating. This bitch ass tried to run me over. I hopped on the side walk with my bike while he was like fucking 6 feet behind me, stopped short as he sped past, then sped down a one way at the next intersection laughing at him.
Um, another one.
When I was a wee one my favorite thing to do was run full speed over rock passes at the beach. Well anyway I didn't know this one particular area very well so Im doing my thing and gliding along the rocks. All of a sudden one of the rocks gave way and there was a fucking avalanche of rocks from ten feet up coming down towards me. I fucking dived and scratched my shit up and hit my shin where boulders super crushed where I just was.
About 4 feet of massive rocks covered it. I was like fucking 7. I would have been done son.
Will update when I think of more. I did some stupid shit in my lifetime.
chriscunningham
27.02.2009, 18:23
I came home fucking steaming one night. I passed out and started choking on my own sick, If my Da hadn't been in the room (he had to drag me upstairs because I pretty much collapsed when I opened the door haha) I would have probably choked to death.
MITSUBISHI FUJI
27.02.2009, 18:24
I was like 3-4 in kindergarten...I went on a field trip.
after eating lunch we were all playing..and I went in to the bushes and slipped down this steep dirt hill..I think it was like 70-80degrees of steepness and It was about 30 feet drop.
At the bottom there was this trash place where they were burning all the leaves..so if i fell, i would've ended up in there..When i slipped I grabbed on to roots of the tree, and I tried to get up, but the roots kept on ripping, so I just held still there..the kids walked by and saw me..but didn't help me out..
When it was time to leave the teacher called out my name..but I was still hanging on..and i didn't say anything..cuz i thought i would get in trouble..I was getting tired and gave my all and was able to get out of the near death experience...
My appendix ruptured in 3rd grade. I thought I just had a bad stomach ache but it turns out it was my body being poisoned from the fluid of my appendix. In the middle of the night it hurt so bad that I talked my mom into taking me to the hospital. They told me I would have died in my sleep if I hadn't gone.
I had that appendix deal...I was back blading 1 week after being in OR.
Glitter Child
27.02.2009, 18:30
Yeah.
This is me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn7vjoMWGfA
Chris Fortune
27.02.2009, 18:31
My appendix ruptured in 3rd grade. I thought I just had a bad stomach ache but it turns out it was my body being poisoned from the fluid of my appendix. In the middle of the night it hurt so bad that I talked my mom into taking me to the hospital. They told me I would have died in my sleep if I hadn't gone.
I had that appendix deal...I was back blading 1 week after being in OR.
yeah i was only in the hospital for a week. i just thought it was crazy that something that felt as mild as a stomach ache would kill you. I guess the initial pain/nausea was my appendix rupturing and at like two in the morning the pain was from all the toxins killing me. It was like thuds of sharp ass pains in my right side. It was dope though. No school that week and I got to lay in a bed playing mario kart on SNES
welshroller18
27.02.2009, 18:34
when iwas about 12/13 we were on the way back from playing cricket one night and the person who was driving took a wrong route and we ended up on some dirt track and skidded to a halt with the cars front wheel on the one side hanging over a 30 foot cliff, i also had no seatbelt on, at the time it didnt hit me but if the car hadnt stopped for another 3 foot id have been dead
I was born with a hole in my heart.
My appendix ruptured in 3rd grade. I thought I just had a bad stomach ache but it turns out it was my body being poisoned from the fluid of my appendix. In the middle of the night it hurt so bad that I talked my mom into taking me to the hospital. They told me I would have died in my sleep if I hadn't gone.
I had that appendix deal...I was back blading 1 week after being in OR.
yeah i was only in the hospital for a week. i just thought it was crazy that something that felt as mild as a stomach ache would kill you. I guess the initial pain/nausea was my appendix rupturing and at like two in the morning the pain was from all the toxins killing me. It was like thuds of sharp ass pains in my right side. It was dope though. No school that week and I got to lay in a bed playing mario kart on SNES Well when I had it I had this sharp stabbing pain in my upper stomach area and I just thought it was a stomach ache but it was next level so I went to the hospital and it seemed to go away and supposedly that's when that shit really does explode :shock: then shit gets 1000 times worse. Haha I actually got some sweet drugs from that experience.
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
Glitter Child
27.02.2009, 18:44
I was born with a hole in my heart.
http://www.angelzfunnyz.com/Portals/0/Gallery/Album/8/Alone%20in%20the%20Lunch%20Room.png
holy fuck.
if i were you I would have waited until he came out then hit him fuck that.
I was born with a hole in my heart.
http://www.angelzfunnyz.com/Portals/0/Gallery/Album/8/Alone%20in%20the%20Lunch%20Room.png
I wrote this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXyMFyvynEE
shawn adair
27.02.2009, 18:46
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
he left the keys in the car :? haha
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me. :shock: :shock: :shock:
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
That is so fucking intense.
Glitter Child
27.02.2009, 18:51
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
That is so fucking intense.
:shock:
I would not be able to sleep at night after that...
Especially knowing the guy is still out there and that he could run in to you again.
Did you call the police or anything?
Imagine how happy his friend was when his car was safely returned to him.
:idea:
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
he left the keys in the car :? haha
I swear man. His stupid ass left the car running. But im not gonna lie I hesitated for a minute before I jumped up front. i was so scared I didnt want to try to get away and fail b/c i thought he would kill me. But then something inside me just made me go for it. I dont give a fuck yall believe me or not. Like i said, I posted the entire story years back on here but it was a serious wall of text and i bet many of you didnt read it. If there is like an all time archive or something the mods can look it up.
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
That is so fucking intense.
:shock:
I would not be able to sleep at night after that...
Especially knowing the guy is still out there and that he could run in to you again.
Did you call the police or anything?
My friend whos car it was called the police and told them that his car had been stolen and i had been kidnapped. When I made my way back to the hood where i was last with him he was walking down the street wearing a random yellow bathing suit. As soon as i turn onto the street a squad car pulled in behind me and the cop jumped out with his gun and all this shit. Then he came and got me out of the car and started harrassing me until my friend was like "no thats my friend man!" and the cop made me tell him what happened. He thought that we were tryin to buy drugs from the guy or something because we had no business being around that hood in the first place. i tried to describe to him where I left the guy and what he looked like. Eventually the cop let us go to find our other friends that we got separated with. It was crazy. It sucks that I dont have time to write the whole story down about but it would seriously take hours for me to write it all out again. One day im gonna do it just so i have it typed out and saved on my computer.
marshman
27.02.2009, 20:12
memorial day 2006, my house burned down at approx. 4:00am and me, my mom, and dad were asleep when it started. make a long story short, i had to jump out of my 2nd story window to keep from burning alive. we lost EVERYTHING, incluidng two cats and a dog. :cry: we spent the following 2 hours watching our house burn to the ground, crying and yelling frantically. half an hour of that, we were waiting for the ambulance and firetrucks to show up... fuck a god damn volunteer fire department. fuck 'em. pieces of fucking shit.
th_remedy086
27.02.2009, 20:39
When I was 18 and selling that soft white lady I was stupid and met some dude at a hotel room. I gave him what he payed for and he offered to share some with me for bringing it to him. So me being stupid was like ok. We do a couple of lines and he falls on the floor and starts to shake and is spitting stuff out his mouth (from the drugs his spit was white and thick) I apparently would have felt bad just leaving him like that so I go to help him and it was all BS he rolled over and tried to pin my wrists to my side. I wiggled around and got free. Scooped up the drugs and tried to run. He chased me with what Im 99% sure was a knife (i didn't look back more then once) I ran to the end of the 2nd floor hall in the hotel and just kicked at the window (lucky for me it was summer and this window was open so it was only a screen and it broke easily) I jumped off the 2nd story (not a tall jump like 10 ft or so) and just ran my ass off to my car. I swear I was gonna have a heart attack though. Scariest night of my life.
Other close calls:
1. Flipped my car on the entrance to a bridge
2. Woke up choking on my own puke after passing out
3. Following my roomate Brandon to a party when I first moved here and didnt know my way around. There are train tracks all over the place in downtown columbia and not all of them have barriers that come down. So the car in front of brandon seems like its gonna cross the tracks (the lights were flashing and train was getting close) but then the person changed their mind at the last minute and slammed on breaks. Brandon tries to swerve but smashed into the corner of their car knocking them onto the tracks. They drive up and brandon hauls ass past them. Not wanting to get lost I just gunned it across the tracks. As I crossed the train was probably 50 ft. away from the intersection. So scary.
Then the next day his dumb ass felt bad about it and turned himself in at the police station for the hit-and-run. The cop actually laughed at him and said that no one had reported it and he had better leave before he got himself in pointless trouble.
I went to the emergency room for a really bad asthma attack. It was taking them forever to see me. I got scared and started crying because I couldn't fucking breathe. The doctor decided to give me haldol just to knock me out. Haldol can cause dystonic reactions. My girlfriend came home to find me contorted, barely breathing, and drooling. This had been happening all day. I was blacking out. She managed to get me to the hospital. They had to pump me full of Atavan and something else. They later told me that my "resting" heart rate was 200 when I came in. I also later found out that you should follow a dose of Haldol with another medication, which the doctor failed to do. I should have sued his ass for malpractice.
I went to the emergency room for a really bad asthma attack. It was taking them forever to see me. I got scared and started crying because I couldn't fucking breathe. The doctor decided to give me haldol just to knock me out. Haldol can cause dystonic reactions. My girlfriend came home to find me contorted, barely breathing, and drooling. This had been happening all day. I was blacking out. She managed to get me to the hospital. They had to pump me full of Atavan and something else. They later told me that my "resting" heart rate was 200 when I came in. I also later found out that you should follow a dose of Haldol with another medication, which the doctor failed to do. I should have sued his ass for malpractice.
You a lesbian?
Lets get a look at that snatch.
I went to the emergency room for a really bad asthma attack. It was taking them forever to see me. I got scared and started crying because I couldn't fucking breathe. The doctor decided to give me haldol just to knock me out. Haldol can cause dystonic reactions. My girlfriend came home to find me contorted, barely breathing, and drooling. This had been happening all day. I was blacking out. She managed to get me to the hospital. They had to pump me full of Atavan and something else. They later told me that my "resting" heart rate was 200 when I came in. I also later found out that you should follow a dose of Haldol with another medication, which the doctor failed to do. I should have sued his ass for malpractice.
You a lesbian?
Lets get a look at that snatch.
No, I'm not strictly lesbian. I prefer women though.
i've been on really big cliffs that i could have jumped off if i felt like it.
when i was like 16 and really immature, some kids and I went to a 711 in south jersey... full of hicks. we get out of the car and a bunch of hicks are making fun of my friend for how he was wearing his hat..... me being immature decided to yell "fuck you fucking hicks" as we drove away............ terrible idea
bitch's got in their red pick up truck and started chasing us.... we had some distance on them since we had already been in the car but they were following every turn and we had no clue where we were ( we were like skating that day or something)
we ended up turning down a like not road or anything, just a path looking road that led to nothing but trees
at this point, im excepting 711 as the last food im gonna eat...
some how they did not see us turn down the road... they drove by and then drove back the other way........ not to crazy but at the time, i thought we were gonna get fucked up.
these stories are AWESOME
I went to the emergency room for a really bad asthma attack. It was taking them forever to see me. I got scared and started crying because I couldn't fucking breathe. The doctor decided to give me haldol just to knock me out. Haldol can cause dystonic reactions. My girlfriend came home to find me contorted, barely breathing, and drooling. This had been happening all day. I was blacking out. She managed to get me to the hospital. They had to pump me full of Atavan and something else. They later told me that my "resting" heart rate was 200 when I came in. I also later found out that you should follow a dose of Haldol with another medication, which the doctor failed to do. I should have sued his ass for malpractice.
You a lesbian?
Lets get a look at that snatch.
No, I'm not strictly lesbian. I prefer women though.
hah considering all the male retards on here, be-mag has probably strengthened her tendency to date females
bilbo baggins
01.03.2009, 14:47
I went to the emergency room for a really bad asthma attack. It was taking them forever to see me. I got scared and started crying because I couldn't fucking breathe. The doctor decided to give me haldol just to knock me out. Haldol can cause dystonic reactions. My girlfriend came home to find me contorted, barely breathing, and drooling. This had been happening all day. I was blacking out. She managed to get me to the hospital. They had to pump me full of Atavan and something else. They later told me that my "resting" heart rate was 200 when I came in. I also later found out that you should follow a dose of Haldol with another medication, which the doctor failed to do. I should have sued his ass for malpractice.
You a lesbian?
Lets get a look at that snatch.
No, I'm not strictly lesbian. I prefer women though.
Glitter Child
01.03.2009, 14:53
The closest I've ever been to a situation like this was when I was flying about 5 or 6 years ago. My family and I were flying to Florida and, within 5 minutes of being in the air, the cockpit starting smoking. The smoke was followed by really rough turbulence (Keep in mind, the weather was perfect.) and the pilot got on the intercom telling the passengers he wasn't completely sure of what was going on and that he would try to get an answer ASAP. After about 10 more minutes of thinking the plane was going to crash and that I was going to die, we turned around and landed at the same airport we took off from.
WeatherMike
01.03.2009, 15:00
too many to count.
heres a good one.
http://vimeo.com/2626663
others include 180ing a stair gap, falling into a sign, the corner of the sign cut my neck, had i fallen 2 inches further, jugular style bleeding would have occurred.
We've been in 2 tornadoes by accident. very scary.
I hydroplane very often at high speeds. unfortunately, i have gotten used to it, If i dont die in a tornado, it will be from hydroplaning. mark my words.
there have been a few near miss car accidents that would have been horrific. when you drive an average of 1000 miles a week, these things happen.
i used to play a game when i was kid we called if you cant see them they dont exist. It consisted of closing your eyes and walking across roads.
Came within literally an inch of being hit by an suv that was running a red light while i was crossing the road on my bicycle. I just kept on thining theyd stop, but nope, my adrenline was so high.
I came within an inch of killing a mother and her baby i assume was in the stroller one night when i was passing a car on the shoulder of the road hahah.
Came really close to breaking my back jumping off cliffs into water, i brushed up against it going down that shit was intense.
Od'd on booze K and cocaina, i dunno how close i came to death but i was prettysure i was dead.
lol at getting hit by lightning
u am snookems
01.03.2009, 15:05
I went to Hoedown once and Brady saved my life.
If i dont die in a tornado, it will be from hydroplaning. mark my words.
in that case you better send me my package before the next hurricane seasons starts.
my personal life or death situations:
-born with umbilical cord round my neck.
-got dragged off by a rogue wave at the age of 2 while playing at some beach down under (saved by my mom).
-tried to pimp my lego technics motor by sticking two wires into an electrical socket (blew a fuse).
-found out about my sudden bee allergy the hard way and barely made it to the hospital without passing out and suffocating due to my swollen neck.
that's all i can remember right now.
being a kid sure was fun.
cartman11
01.03.2009, 15:40
When i was 16 me and my friends were in Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Tons of crazy shit happened that lead to me getting abducted in my friends car by a crazy black guy. He made me hide on the floorboard of the backseat and cover myself in dirty cloths. He ended up driving up North Carolina (about an hour north). At one point he turned down a bumpy road and I could see nothing but trees. I knew that I was about to get executed. We stopped at a trailer and the guy went inside. He came back out with a book bag and then we went to another house a few miles away. A crack whore got in the car and they drove around and smoked some shit that I assumed was crack but i guess it could have been meth. I just know it smelled weird as fuck. She never even realized i was hidden in the backseat. After she got out of the car I started freaking out and told him I needed something to drink and some cigs. He stopped at a gas station and made me give him all my money. I was crying and shit so I guess he thought I was so scared that I would just stay in the backseat. When he went inside and started buyin shit with my money I jumped up front and drove the fuck out of there. i can still see the look on his face when he saw me kick it in reverse.
This story is super fuckin long and way more complicated and intense than you can imagine. i posted the whole thing on be-mag probably about 5 years ago. Some of you may remember it. Anyways...by far the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
That is so fucking intense.
:shock:
I would not be able to sleep at night after that...
Especially knowing the guy is still out there and that he could run in to you again.
Did you call the police or anything?
My friend whos car it was called the police and told them that his car had been stolen and i had been kidnapped.
STOP SNITCHING.
right charlie??
Supernintendo Chalmers
01.03.2009, 15:43
almost drowned in the ocean off hawaii when i was around 6.
im_like_fergus_yeah!
01.03.2009, 16:08
yeah a few but none i'd like to talk about on be-mag. well one when a sign post blew over in a gail force gush of wind and ko ed me and it landed on me and some other guy's leg which broke!
dan lambert
01.03.2009, 17:32
beginning of last year my large intestine managed to tie itself into a knot, causing it to block up, and back up. I didn't know this and thought it was just a bad stomach cramp (which I sometimes get).
I waited 4 hours in excruciating pain before I called an ambulance, and by that time I couldnt move my right leg because it put pressure on my abdomen and I almost passed out with the pain.
By the time I got into surgery the bit of intestine that was blocked had backed up to the size of a soccer ball and they had to pretty much cut me half to remove it.
If I had left it much later to call an ambulance it would have ruptured and I would have died
i almost choked on my own excrement as i was being born.
Almost died from allergic reaction to pennicillin and a bee sting.
i used to play a game when i was kid we called if you cant see them they dont exist. It consisted of closing your eyes and walking across roads.
so fucking funny dude haha
_doesitmatter_
01.03.2009, 18:14
once maybe twice a month since i was born.
2 Chainz
02.03.2009, 00:48
not really, but close ones are..
been in a bad car accident before fucking up my spine for a while,
fallen out of two different trees on my head and back,
and had a gun pointed 6 in. away from my face for two ounces of cali kush.
i started fighting him and all his friends so i guess it wasn't loaded otherwise he should have shot me... he's lucky it was the only time my blade wasn't in my pocket or it would have ended up in his kneck. and i'm lucky it wasn't loaded. when he was holding it to my face i didn't think about it i just said fuck it this isn't about to happen and started throwing hands with 5 niggas. now that i think about it wow that was pretty stupid, i could easily be dead right now if it was loaded... :shock:
Getting pressed by 5 Columbians, I throw a bottle and miss. I three piece one dude, and they try to surround me, one guy swung his knife and I jumped back barely getting stabbed. I ran for my life, while they got in their car and followed me. I hid behind a church and prayed to God, call me a pussy.
Second time, there were about 20-30 Dominican and Puerto Ricans who pressed us for no reason, and my boy approached trying to persuade them to not use violence(hahahahaha yea ok). My boy gets swung on and runs towards Broadway, we all run(only 3 of us)and Im praying to Jesus I swear While Im running, one dude swung a pipe to my face, I caught it right in time which is how I got my chipped tooth. So Im running all shocked trying to stop a cab when I turn around another dude throws a bottle at my face and it bounced right off my head, didnt even break. As I ran as fast as the bus beside me another dude swings a knife towards my rib and I jumped right in front of a cab and get in while a lady passenger is still inside, she screams and hops out. The cab driver wanted me to pay what the lady didnt pay since she hopped out all scared and shit. The cab driver tries to keep me in the cab, I hop out at a light and end up punching the cab driver in the face for caring more about money than my life he just saved. Another Cab driver drives up and took me home for free since he had seen what just happened.
I thank God I cant front. It could have been way worst.
One nyc skater who rides for : x (I wont say no names), was beat unconscious into coma and didnt even know one of his boys died in the same fight till he woke up.
Another Bronx skater you have all heard of was shot in the ass a couple years back too.
lol I dont even know why I shared this with you.
When I was 9 I stepped on a small piece of glass, the glass ended up piercing through my skin and went to my bone. My bone got all infected and shit and so did my blood, I had really high fevers for a long time, had to get blood transfusions because I had blood poisoning, then I had an allergic reaction to the meds they were giving me, shit was fucked and hurt so much.
I almost had to get my foot cut off but luckily they just took a chunk off my heel, got lucky there.
Got to play n64 all day and that was when it first came out. My parents also brought the snes for when the other kids had there turn. They must have felt bad because I was pretty spoiled in there haha.
jay cocain
02.03.2009, 05:56
I threw a snowball at a car a few weeks ago. A dude got a knife out his car and came in pursuit of me. I escaped. 8)
cov sounds fucking hardcore
You re a G :shock: 8)
spaniard
02.03.2009, 06:20
The most memorable one for me was on film too and everyone thought i was about to die. Skating some kink rail that lead onto a freeway the dude watching for cars got distracted, i came off the end, saw a car (superfast), tried to stop tripped on a crack, fell forward head first and my head brushed the side of the car as it flew past. As in it was milimeters from knocking my whole head off.
In the video you can see all my friends screaming and covering their faces and looking away...
And then we lost the tape. Everyone was really shook up.
Bazodazo
02.03.2009, 06:23
The most memorable one for me was on film too and everyone thought i was about to die. Skating some kink rail that lead onto a freeway the dude watching for cars got distracted, i came off the end, saw a car (superfast), tried to stop tripped on a crack, fell forward head first and my head brushed the side of the car as it flew past. As in it was milimeters from knocking my whole head off.
In the video you can see all my friends screaming and covering their faces and looking away...
And then we lost the tape. Everyone was really shook up.
post clip plz
boot of fruit
02.03.2009, 07:09
i had sleep apnea as an infant.
my mom was feeding me one day and noticed my lips kept turning blue. she took me to the hospital where they ran all sorts of tests. in the middle of testing i stopped breathing entirely. i was clinically dead for 6 seconds. i had to wear a bunch of wires hooked up to some monitor that made sure i kept breathing correctly until i was 3 or 4.
they also gave me an unnecessary spinal tap because some stupid bitch nurse mixed up my medical board with someone elses
spaniard
02.03.2009, 07:24
The most memorable one for me was on film too and everyone thought i was about to die. Skating some kink rail that lead onto a freeway the dude watching for cars got distracted, i came off the end, saw a car (superfast), tried to stop tripped on a crack, fell forward head first and my head brushed the side of the car as it flew past. As in it was milimeters from knocking my whole head off.
In the video you can see all my friends screaming and covering their faces and looking away...
And then we lost the tape. Everyone was really shook up.
post clip plz
I wish i had it, it was an old hi-8 tape, i swear it's a well worth seing clip. I landed the trick so clean too, sweatstance to soul on this kink perfect to near death. Aw i wish i had it so bad!!
Bazodazo
02.03.2009, 07:58
how old is this? barca? or back in surrey old?
spaniard
02.03.2009, 07:59
It was in milton keynes with my first psirus, so i guess it was like 99 or 2000 or something
Bazodazo
02.03.2009, 08:02
ah i wanted to see what kink it is
haha you must have been so pissed at the guy though
CommonSense01
02.03.2009, 13:41
When I was like 3-4 someone shot a gun (9mm if my memory serves me correct) at my window. They drove by and just shot at the house, it was in like the afternoon too. I was napping at the time so I was fine but the bullet went through a pair of my mom's jeans. If I wasn't taking that nap and was playing in my room who knows what would have happened.
blackgold
03.03.2009, 10:38
I had nothing to add to this really until the night before last.
We're driving on the highway coming into Chicago during a pretty legit snowstorm. The car in front of us loses control just barely, then all of a sudden it jerks harder and starts sliding fast, smashes into the wall on the left which pushes it back out into the highway, it's now sliding in front of us and now our headlights are facing eachother, this whole time I'm bracing for impact because we're going fast and any bit of brake is going to make us slide as well, we're literally about 10 feet from the car when it's facing us. Last second and Jason and I are fearing for our lives, Glowicki (driver/superhero) just pops right around this car missing it by inches and all of a sudden we're driving away :shock:
These are so intense, mine aren't anything that special but...
When i was born, my body rejected any food that it took in. They tied my stomach in a knot so I couldn't throw up, I still can't and it sucks.
I had some weird growth thing on my arm that had to be removed because it was going to turn into some crazy cancer.
slid the front end of my car under the trailer of a semi going by an intersection, If i had been going a bit faster the drivers seat instead of the hood could have gotten hit by the wheel.
On the way up to lake owen last summer I decided to climb some giant sandstone formations in wisconsin. You can carve your name and shit in it because it's sand stone, and i went way higher than i should have. Took me 10 minutes to get the balls to move down from where I was stuck. It was probably a good 6 stories tall.
Smacked my head skating twice, once a major concussion and i don't remember, the other I couldn't see for like 30 seconds.
Ran full speed into a tree while running down a hill and looking backwards, don't remember anything for days before and i was knocked out for like 8 hours.
Drove from minneapolis to madison without brakes in terrible weather (for bcsd!) pulled to e brake to stop from hitting a snowplow and slid 180 degrees on the freeway and almost into a ditch.
Last night I was pretty fucked up and I tried to bomb a pretty gnarly hill home, long story short I almost ended up hitting a car, slipped avoiding it, flipped hella times, smashed my ribs, got winded, fucked up my legs and hips. Pretty much the scariest shit ever, my pants have so many rips in them now.
msgrollin69
04.03.2009, 21:40
I feel like I could die pretty much everytime I skate! especially while in a ghetto
bom the israeli
04.03.2009, 21:44
One night in a base in Rafah, more than 300 grenades were thrown at us.
They were throwing them with slingshots from all over the neighbourhood.
We were in a really amored building but it was still fuckin crazy.
Mr. Sparkle
04.03.2009, 21:49
When I got robbed last summer.
msgrollin69
04.03.2009, 21:53
One night in a base in Rafah, more than 300 grenades were thrown at us.
They were throwing them with slingshots from all over the neighbourhood.
We were in a really amored building but it was still fuckin crazy.
that sounds fuckin nuts
jakeness13
04.03.2009, 22:12
Getting pressed by 5 Columbians, I throw a bottle and miss. I three piece one dude, and they try to surround me, one guy swung his knife and I jumped back barely getting stabbed. I ran for my life, while they got in their car and followed me. I hid behind a church and prayed to God, call me a pussy.
Second time, there were about 20-30 Dominican and Puerto Ricans who pressed us for no reason, and my boy approached trying to persuade them to not use violence(hahahahaha yea ok). My boy gets swung on and runs towards Broadway, we all run(only 3 of us)and Im praying to Jesus I swear While Im running, one dude swung a pipe to my face, I caught it right in time which is how I got my chipped tooth. So Im running all shocked trying to stop a cab when I turn around another dude throws a bottle at my face and it bounced right off my head, didnt even break. As I ran as fast as the bus beside me another dude swings a knife towards my rib and I jumped right in front of a cab and get in while a lady passenger is still inside, she screams and hops out. The cab driver wanted me to pay what the lady didnt pay since she hopped out all scared and shit. The cab driver tries to keep me in the cab, I hop out at a light and end up punching the cab driver in the face for caring more about money than my life he just saved. Another Cab driver drives up and took me home for free since he had seen what just happened.
I thank God I cant front. It could have been way worst.
One nyc skater who rides for : x (I wont say no names), was beat unconscious into coma and didnt even know one of his boys died in the same fight till he woke up.
Another Bronx skater you have all heard of was shot in the ass a couple years back too.
lol I dont even know why I shared this with you.
praying? to what?
Jared4real
04.03.2009, 22:17
i almost drowned in costa rica from a 13-15 ft outside set that came smashing through, snapped my board clean in half.
God hates FRSH
04.03.2009, 22:19
in 2006 I ate an 8th of mushrooms sometime around 6 o clock in TN then ended up driving myself to SC at midnight to get home at 6 a.m. I can vaguely remember driving to atlanta but I know i fell asleep more than a few times on the highway. . .
lesson learned don't drive after eating mushrooms.
I don't remember how old I was, maybe 6 or whatever. But my mom and her sister were driving my grampas trailer back to him and my brothers and I were in the back of the truck. We begged my mom to let us ride in the trailer for the remainder of the trip, but she said no. It was raining hard, the trailer started swerving, then we spun out of control and a car coming the opposite direction ending up driving right thru the trailer. It was nuts. We were flung around the back of the truck though, it was pretty dumb to be in there, but there was no room in the cab.
I know theres more, but I can't think of them yet.
Charlie Hustles
05.03.2009, 04:48
I've almost died numerous times in cars. I have totaled 3 of my own cars. I have had numerous guns pointed to my dome. I have had to roll the dice and pull my own gun and or run in some of the situations, basically rolling the dice to see who has more balls.
jakeness13
09.10.2009, 22:58
buuuump
I watched the farm almost walk backwards off the quarter pipe everyone was dropping in on at the wrs finals. I would've saved him though.
greenpiefilling
27.03.2011, 22:07
almost drowned.... jumped off the end of a pier during winter, I swam 2/3rd of the way then I got stuck in a rip tide, hypothermia kicked in after 15 minutes of struggle... if it weren't for a waitress who worked at a restaurant (life guard in the summer) near the beach, I wouldn't have made it... I was 12
I was at the bar drinking by myself and some guy who claimed he was in the Angels propositioned me about smuggling coke for him. Out of nowhere I felt something jab me in the gut. The guy had pulled a gun on me under the bar and started saying I was a narc. Then he just snapped out of it like nothing happened.
Savor the Flavor
27.03.2011, 22:42
weird story doesn't count but...when I was 19 I was driving home from this community college I went to and at this stop light my back window shattered and this mini screw driver went through it. Super weird it was like it was fired from something. I mean it took out my whole window. Didn't see anyone it just scared the shit out of me. For some reason I laughed because it made no sense but a week later in the news someone got shot stopped at that exact light and managed to drive themselves to the hospital. I have no idea if the the 2 stories connect. Super confused still.
At the end of Friday the 13th, when shes in the hospital and then you see jason jump out of the water. I almost died when that happened.
srs though, when i was 2 i walked under a guard rail towards the edge of a cliff and when my uncle pulled me back my front foot was apparently going to land on nothing but air. he saved my life, but i dont remember it. hes a dick now.
when i was in 5th grade i was living in Saudi Arabia on the US quarter of the diplomatic compound in Riyadh. Some Saudi guy who worked at a school near there tried to kidnap some of my friends and me. i said no to getting in his car and started to run away but he took my friends younger brother and put him in the back seat. when he walked around the car to get in the driver's seat i ran and pulled the kid out of the car and we all ran. we told the US embassy so they had him removed from the diplomatic compound permanently. he went and complained to the Saudi government that the US kicked him out. when they asked why, he told them it was because he invited western children into his car, so the Saudis threw him in prison. Probably still there because he was kidnapping a boy and they dont look kindly upon homosexuality.
beenjahmon
28.03.2011, 01:06
they also gave me an unnecessary spinal tap because some stupid bitch nurse mixed up my medical board with someone elses
that sucks a dick :/
I got stuck about 50 yards off the beach in about 1-2ft OH without my bodyboard, fighting heavy hurricane undertow, and what was just above washing machine conditions, while wearing a 3/2 with gloves and boots.
it was scary since I the only two people I was with, were not within a range to help. So I swam against hurricane strength rip currents, dipping under waves 6-8 every 4/5 seconds, I was running out of oxygen quick and was tiring faster then I thought. I fought it all for what felt like 30 minutes, but it was more like 10-15, but it was the longest 10 minutes of my life....obviously I maned up and got the fuck out of dodge, but shit was terrifying looking back at it. In the moment, I was just worried about getting back to the beach, whatever it took.
i was rallying my girls wrx around this mining road in winter and took a turn way too fast. went off into the shoulder. you know that sound when everything is super chaotic and then absolute SILENCE before shit is about to get real? went off the shoulder, car got launched going about 70. had to go at least 10 feet high sideways. if there wasnt mad snow on the ground we for sure wouldve flipped multiple times. luckily we plowed back down into 4 feet of snow and got stuck but for those couple moments of air time. wew.
we broke up.
When I was a baby in Florida my loving responsible parents went to smoke some weed on the beach and told my old ass grandpa to watch me while they went and got high. I started playing in a nest of fire ants and they started biting the fuck out of me and I got swollen up as shit and rushed to the hospital and apparently it was a close call... And they give me shit the first time they found my weed when I was in college.
fast eddie
28.03.2011, 08:49
Mine is the Saab. A passenger in the 4Runner put the 4Runner in reverse at 70 MPH, made my car do a 450 when they careened into my lane and their SUV did a couple of flips. They hit the guard rail where the cop car is, sending them airborne. Everyone was OK in the end.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/dangerzone949/CarAccident002.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/dangerzone949/CarAccident001copy.jpg
I was taking pictures at the top of a cliff overlooking Dana Point Harbor, got too close to the edge and the dirt gave way under my feet. I slid then fell about 4-5 feet down the cliff face and grabbed the exposed roots of a sturdy shrub. It took me a few minutes to climb back up. I almost shit myself, the drop was about 80-90 feet. I took this photo about 10 feet behind the same spot, but more than 10 years after this incident. The drop is on the other side of the red flowers.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/dangerzone949/DSC_0048.jpg
When I was 8, I was saved by a lifeguard at the main beach in San Clemente 6 times within a 4 hour time frame. Strong riptides kept pulling me out, but I didn't care. The dude got pissed after the last one and asked my family to leave.
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