Black Girls (mission accomplished!)

[Jefferson]

Ok, so it's always been somewhat of a goal of mine to nail a female african american...


now this girl who I see occasionally at work all of a sudden facebook friends me, and we've never introduced ourselves, so she must have gone all sneaky like and read my name tag when i wasn't looking then facebook friended me, which immediately makes me think she's kind of crazy.....but that's besides the point. i'm pretty sure she is either coming to our house for a kegger tonight, or coming with us to whatever place we end up going to tonight...


apparently she dates a lot of white guys...

so i guess what i'm asking is, how do you think i should approach this situation?


keep in mind, i'm from the southwest suburbs of chicago and have limited to no black experiences. :lol:


here's a pic....i hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/emagdnim13/Antone.jpg

[Nick Tary]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.

[Retard4Eternity]

Do it.

[JoeyViola]

bang her two blond friends instead, thats how i would handle it. 8)

[Jefferson]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.



I'm sitting in class killing time, sorry buddy. I will make sure to screen my topics by your faggot ass before I post. :roll:

And I'm pretty sure it does mean my dick is going to get sucked.

[Nick Tary]

Not gonna happen dork.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.

http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/trouble/files/2009/03/crying-baby-giant-eyes1.jpg

[Emiger]

I would abort mission. She doesn't look that great.

[Jefferson]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

[welshroller18]

the quest for the full spectrum is a long and tiresome one
go for it, and tick her off that list

[chrisbreezyyy]

blonde friends ftw

[Nick Tary]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

[Jefferson]

I don't know her blonde friends! Stop suggesting the blonde friends!!! :cry:

[Espen]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

nice

[Espen]

I don't know her blonde friends!

And you`ve never even introduced yourself to the nubian princess, in other words you`re not getting your beak wet tonight.

[Jefferson]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

Homeland Security has been notified of a potential sleeper cell located at 520 W. Surf Street.

[SpaceShip Pickup]

post some of her Facebook pictures so i can see them at work...

[Jefferson]

update, she told me i am cute.

my dick is without a doubt getting wet tonight. 8)

[Jefferson]

post some of her Facebook pictures so i can see them at work...

that is one of her facebook pictures...how many do you need?

i'm not giving you material to fap to at work!

[Titties 'N' Beer]

after you both get a few drinks in you, walk up from behind and give her the bowling ball grip, then tell her you've never hooked up with a black chick and prepare to have your dick broke off.

[shaneK]

update, she told me i am cute.

my dick is without a doubt getting wet tonight. 8)

ahahhahahahha no its not

when you go into a situation having expectations you fail

shes not that hot of a black girl anyway

[Jefferson]

update, she told me i am cute.

my dick is without a doubt getting wet tonight. 8)

ahahhahahahha no its not

when you go into a situation having expectations you fail

shes not that hot of a black girl anyway


because that was the most truthful statement i've ever uttered, with not even a hint of sarcasm in it. :cry:

and i was expecting you to be nice shane....i see what you mean by expectations = failure

[ilovedanknug]

this thread is hilarious

[Jefferson]

that was my original intent.

i did not truly believe be-maggers would to help guide my cock, y'all are just a bunch of cockblocking fags! 8)

[mike99mccarthy]

if you want to relate to her................ buy some dvd's like dolemite or good times. only reference black pop culture that whites aren't suppose to know about. things like the wayans brothers show, kool moe dee, have grape crush soda in the fridge. when discussing comedians
your favorite is john witherspoon. but under no circumstances talk like a wigger. in fact talk like a complete white cracker and pretend to not be aware that you are coincidentally into all this black shit. also the movie "how high" is a great movie to watch with a black friend.its a perfect fusion of black and white comedy.

[Titties 'N' Beer]

:lol: :lol:

[Jefferson]

I feel like this situation is being taken lightly, and I don't appreciate it.

[Mr. Sparkle]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

I know someone who's getting an awful lot of gay porn subscriptions in the near future.

[mike99mccarthy]

I feel like this situation is being taken lightly, and I don't appreciate it.

It's not a big deal.... I screwed many black girls. just do what you normally do. unless your a virgin :shock: ...... listen to that "my neck my back" song to hear what black girls like.

[Dennis]

the quest for the full spectrum is a long and tiresome one
go for it, and tick her off that list

I could totally hear this in a David Attenborough kinda voiceover

[gambiacrumember]

Black chicks are gross.

Seriously, keep your dick away from that.

[Jefferson]

That is IGNORANT!

Besides, I have to complete the spectrum. Which has only consisted of whites and white mexicans as of right now.

[cool guy]

tell her you're a big fred williamson fan and invite her over to watch this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIklFsMjjU

[SilentAssassin]

face looks weird, but that might be the pic.

act normal, like a "white" person, but not nerdy..

dont try too hard.. scope it out, if you think she would be down that night then go for it. but if there is any doubt, then take it slowly.

dont be an asshole. be a dick, but be nice about it, if that makes sence.


remember, dicks. fuck assholes just shit all over everything.

[Jefferson]

UPDATE: I have begun facebook chatting with her.

Penis wetness is imminent!


edit: she is coming over to watch Boss Nigger now! 8)

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

UPDATE: I have begun facebook chatting with her.

Penis wetness is imminent!


edit: she is coming over to watch Boss Nigger now! 8)

read her passages from the turner diaries. girls love that shit.

[Dre]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg


now thats what i like to see, E THUGGIN

[bilbo baggins]

lol @ thread

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

THIS IS ALL YOU WILL NEED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvimAwIuq-Q

[Pimp Juice]

pussy is pussy, blk white yellow or brown.

[gambiacrumember]

THIS IS ALL YOU WILL NEED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvimAwIuq-Q

Correction

This is all you need;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

[Savor the Flavor]

Correction

This is all you need;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

omg.....I dont know how I never seen this I laughed so hard....my god.

[Jim]

Same game, different color.

[DnEhThEnD]

her blonde friends definitely look like they fall under the 'dumb broad' category

[JRobCT]

well, i j ust talked to her she said shes coming to the bar with us soooo i dunno what to tell you.... she said her white friends arent your type either...

i think your on your own

theres a good prostate massager thread on here somwhere to keep you busy...

[jury]

her blonde friends definitely look like they fall under the 'dumb broad' category

and you look like you fall under the "i make excuses for not having sex with girls because girls don't find me attractive" category.

[mbrols]

if you want to relate to her................ buy some dvd's like dolemite or good times. only reference black pop culture that whites aren't suppose to know about. things like the wayans brothers show, kool moe dee, have grape crush soda in the fridge. when discussing comedians
your favorite is john witherspoon. but under no circumstances talk like a wigger. in fact talk like a complete white cracker and pretend to not be aware that you are coincidentally into all this black shit. also the movie "how high" is a great movie to watch with a black friend.its a perfect fusion of black and white comedy.

LOL!!! Simply hilarious!

But for real...just approach it like any other chick. Spit a lil game and see where it gets you.

[The Moose]

Watch American History X with her, she'll love it.

[Pulp]

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[Jefferson]

thanks lukeG, i will take that advice into serious consideration!

[ilayfatdumps]

bang her two blond friends instead, thats how i would handle it. 8)

virgin

[Black Fabric]

if you want to relate to her................ buy some dvd's like dolemite or good times. only reference black pop culture that whites aren't suppose to know about. things like the wayans brothers show, kool moe dee, have grape crush soda in the fridge. when discussing comedians
your favorite is john witherspoon. but under no circumstances talk like a wigger. in fact talk like a complete white cracker and pretend to not be aware that you are coincidentally into all this black shit. also the movie "how high" is a great movie to watch with a black friend.its a perfect fusion of black and white comedy.

hahaha holy shit the 5 minute LOL

so true though..

[JRobCT]

if you want to relate to her................ buy some dvd's like dolemite or good times. only reference black pop culture that whites aren't suppose to know about. things like the wayans brothers show, kool moe dee, have grape crush soda in the fridge. when discussing comedians
your favorite is john witherspoon. but under no circumstances talk like a wigger. in fact talk like a complete white cracker and pretend to not be aware that you are coincidentally into all this black shit. also the movie "how high" is a great movie to watch with a black friend.its a perfect fusion of black and white comedy.

hahaha holy shit the 5 minute LOL

so true though..


teh chronic always brings races together

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

blackface gets you the black girls and their big booties, now you will get ready for the zim zam and the bobbidy bibidy. And you will take off your clothes lie VOOOM! And get ready for the most splendiforous pudding pop you have ever seen.
http://welcometotheasylum.com/Cooper/id341_files/blackface.jpg

[grubermiester]

tell her you met the fresh prince at burger king onetime.

[Jefferson]

i nailed the black girl!


hooray!

[SilentAssassin]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

nice

I know that address... Its a homeless shelter.

[Soulstar]

i nailed the black girl!


hooray!

You lyin'-ass nigga.

[r.s.]

i nailed the black girl!


hooray!

You lyin'-ass nigga.I havent seen you post in soooooooooooooo longgg, how you been?!

[Jefferson]

i nailed the black girl!


hooray!

You lyin'-ass nigga.


your triflin' nigga ass is just jealous.

i really didn't expect it to happen after a while, and then i saw her while i was working, and she was like "all my friends left, and i'm going to be all alone in the dorms tonight."

i said i would try to come over.

didn't call her all night.

she calls at like 1:30am and tells me that she wants me to come over.

i got over there, handled that shit like a pro and tapped the shit out of that ass, and was back home finishing the rest of my beer by 3:45.

i feel like one of those pimps 8)



oh, side note, there was an enormous mirror in there, i was watching myself get dome and imagining i was the star of an interracial pornographic film.

[r.s.]

i nailed the black girl!


hooray!

You lyin'-ass nigga.


your triflin' nigga ass is just jealous.

i really didn't expect it to happen after a while, and then i saw her while i was working, and she was like "all my friends left, and i'm going to be all alone in the dorms tonight."

i said i would try to come over.

didn't call her all night.

she calls at like 1:30am and tells me that she wants me to come over.

i got over there, handled that shit like a pro and tapped the shit out of that ass, and was back home finishing the rest of my beer by 3:45.

i feel like one of those pimps 8)



oh, side note, there was an enormous mirror in there, i was watching myself get dome and imagining i was the star of an interracial pornographic film.fape

[Jefferson]

what is this fape you speak of?

[JRobCT]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/Robisonj/Untitled-2.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

Its still on my to do list.

[Jefferson]

it is a good feeling to check that one off the list.

it came at the end of golden week of pussy for me. it was just falling in my lap, i wasn't even trying.


also crossed off making out with 2 girls in the same night, and that happened within 30 minutes of eachother.

i feel like one of those pimps.

[sharkyROL]

I smell bullshit.

[Rotgut]

also crossed off making out with 2 girls in the same night, and that happened within 30 minutes of eachother.

"making out"? :|

[Jefferson]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/Robisonj/Untitled-2.jpg

:lol:

[SilentAssassin]

All I want is a good asian. but, those are really hard to come by, soo im not trying anytime soon.


A lot of black chicks have family issues, which can either make for really good sex, or her begging you to choke her out and punch her in the face...

[Jefferson]

also crossed off making out with 2 girls in the same night, and that happened within 30 minutes of eachother.

"making out"? :|


haha, it may be a juvenile thing, but my friend in like 2nd grade did it, and it has always stuck with me that i needed to do it sometime.

you don't like the term making out?

[Jefferson]

I smell bullshit.

No bullshit here Mr. Rol, this is the real deal.

[Kevin Lubovich]

I can't see you with a black girll.... ever.

[Jefferson]

I can't see you with a black girll.... ever.

really? maybe i imagined it then.

[sharkyROL]

I can't see you with a black girll.... ever.

really? maybe i imagined it then.


Ah, there we go.

[Jefferson]

the whole time all i could think was

"our skin colors are different! i am totally not a racist!"

[ap_muh_fuckaz]

in the last 2 weeks i been bangin 2 black chicks and 2 white chicks

before these recent white girls it had been at least 8 months since i fucked any girl that wasn't black

go hit that shit man she looks like she knows how to take a cock

[Jason P.]

fap fap fap?

somehow i dont think the rest of be-mag agrees that you indeed fapped said nubian princess.

[Jefferson]

go hit that shit man she looks like she knows how to take a cock


she definitely does. i was surprised actually.

most of the white girls i get with on campus are like retarded with a dick in their hand and/or mouth. maybe they are so hot that other guys have just dealt with it? or maybe they have never seen any good porn....

girls who are uneducated about how to pleasure the dick FTL.


ethnic women FTW!

[Nick Tary]

:roll:

This fucking twerp again.

She gives him a peck on the cheek and he thinks he's Wilt Chamberlain.

You've got delusions of grandeur, geek.

[NathanC]

the whole time all i could think was

"our skin colors are different! i am totally not a racist!"

:?

[SilentAssassin]

the whole time all i could think was

"our skin colors are different! i am totally not a racist!"

:?

Disrespection

[Jefferson]

:roll:

This fucking twerp again.

She gives him a peck on the cheek and he thinks he's Wilt Chamberlain.

You've got delusions of grandeur, geek.


:D

hi nick!

[salomonskater]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/gary_coleman_kick_your_ass.jpg

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

That was actually pretty cool. It's like a counter in King of Fighters/Samurai Shodown.

[Jefferson]

i am confused.

what was pretty cool?


also, I feel like we could be really great friends Nick.

don't sour what could be a lifelong friendship by acting like a prick over the internet. :x

[Skan]

I feel like this thread didn't live up to its potential.

Nick calling you a dork, geek, and twerp were the best parts.

[SilentAssassin]

i am confused.

what was pretty cool?


also, I feel like we could be really great friends Nick.

don't sour what could be a lifelong friendship by acting like a prick over the internet. :x



do you even have a tattoo of his name across your chest?

[Jefferson]

I feel like this thread didn't live up to its potential.

You are a racist!


INick calling you a dork, geek, and twerp were the best parts.


and I wish I was as easily amused as you.


[/quote]do you even have a tattoo of his name across your chest?[/quote]

Not until he starts acting a little nicer to me.

[Tra]

the 2 black girls ive been with were pretty meh
granted i was 17 or 18
but i still prefer skinny little white broads that i can break in half with my chichi

[Jefferson]

i am very pick about black girls, but all of a sudden they are EVERYWHERE on campus this year.

and like i said, this chick knew what she was doing.

[CommonSense01]

I'm listening to Gucci Mane right now.

Coincidence?

I think not.

[chrisbreezyyy]

this thread's long overdue for some pics


PICZ, I SAY!

[gambiacrumember]

Fuck, black chicks are gross.

[chrisbreezyyy]

Fuck, black chicks are gross.

even this bitch from Friday After Next?

http://www.refoyo.com/weblog/imagenes/kdaubert.jpg

[gambiacrumember]

Fuck, black chicks are gross.

even this bitch from Friday After Next?

http://www.refoyo.com/weblog/imagenes/kdaubert.jpg


She's not black.

[NickL]

so whats next on your list? a dude? if you go straight to a black dude and skip whitey i will respect you

http://zenevolution.tv/zenblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/RESPECT.jpg

[drew_amato]

i fucked a black girl

wasnt nearly as hype as i thought it would be

I expected to move to philly and fuck some hood ass bitch that was going to talk shit to me and demolish my life. I ended up fucking some girl who dressed like a hipster and ran track in highschool.

[chrisbreezyyy]

i don't get how she's not black

[gambiacrumember]

i don't get how she's not black

She's half-chat.

[blowakilo]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.

You are such a huge faggot bro, seriously, faggit.

[xxxx]

All I want is a good asian. but, those are really hard to come by, soo im not trying anytime soon.


A lot of black chicks have family issues, which can either make for really good sex, or her begging you to choke her out and punch her in the face...

I thought that was really good sex?
:wink:

[natelessard]

Fuck, black chicks are gross.
I agree with this under most circumstances.

[tampa t]

Let me tell you something.

Even though I wouldn't dare touch her hair, and it smelled kinda funny, the black bitch I used to fuck on the regular was awesome!

She'd play with my balls THE WHOLE TIME and would do pretty much anything I wanted her to. Hell, she even hurt me a couple of times, but in a good way.

The only problem with being a decent looking white guy, as myself, is that it really tears them up when you have to let them go. I bet she still hates me to this day.

Pussy was the bomb though.

[norILroller]

props bro. i love fine black girls. i boned a half black girl once and it was nice.

[Jefferson]

props bro. i love fine black girls. i boned a half black girl once and it was nice.


thanks broseph


now that i have scratched that one off the list, i am wondering what to pursue next....

my buddy said brazilians are where it's at, but there aren't any at my school...


maybe i will just go after a black dude like that one guy said. :shock:

[Espen]

props bro. i love fine black girls. i boned a half black girl once and it was nice.


thanks broseph


now that i have scratched that one off the list, i am wondering what to pursue next....
:

...the next thing written on this "list" of yours?

[Rotgut]

also crossed off making out with 2 girls in the same night, and that happened within 30 minutes of eachother.

"making out"? :|


haha, it may be a juvenile thing, but my friend in like 2nd grade did it, and it has always stuck with me that i needed to do it sometime.

you don't like the term making out?It's not that, I say making out all the time. It's the fact that a goal is to 'make out'. Your balls probably loathe you.


All I want is a good asian. but, those are really hard to come by, soo im not trying anytime soon.


A lot of black chicks have family issues, which can either make for really good sex, or her begging you to choke her out and punch her in the face...HAHA and azn girls don't have family issues? The most mentally fucked up girls I've EVER dated were asians.

[Jefferson]

also crossed off making out with 2 girls in the same night, and that happened within 30 minutes of eachother.

"making out"? :|


haha, it may be a juvenile thing, but my friend in like 2nd grade did it, and it has always stuck with me that i needed to do it sometime.

you don't like the term making out?It's not that, I say making out all the time. It's the fact that a goal is to 'make out'. Your balls probably loathe you.


It's not like since 2nd grade I have started my day trying to make out with 2 chicks in the same day.

I simply stated I had finally done that.

There was no pre-meditated plan to do this, it was involuntary.

[gambiacrumember]

It's not that, I say making out all the time. It's the fact that a goal is to 'make out'. Your balls probably loathe you.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jefferson]

and fyi, my balls love me.

don't ever try to come between me and my balls again moya. you fucking homewrecker.