I hate hearing people having sex.

[leiftheviking | phc]

I just woke up and was chilling in bed for a minute...then heard some chick screaming in the apartment above mine.

[R-MONEY$$$]

There is some motivation for you to venture out into the world and get laid now!

[Glitter Child]

Did a feeling of deja vu overcome anyone else after reading the thread title?

[Charlie Hustles]

You jealous or something? Let 'em fuck, bitch sounds like she loving it . . .

[bilbo baggins]

once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny

[denialchild45]

poor leif
well this morning i woke up to the girl upstairs getting her ass beat again then her bf leaving and taking his riced-out cavalier and gunning it down the street

[humphrey]

poor leif
well this morning i woke up to the girl upstairs getting her ass beat again then her bf leaving and taking his riced-out cavalier and gunning it down the street

you should go rescue her and then fuck the shit out of her

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

stuff her mouth with your cock
problem solved.

[B-Gault]

stuff her mouth with your cock
problem solved.

Haha. Coming from a 14 year old. Nice.

[BMV]

stuff her mouth with your cock
problem solved.

You're 14.

Have you even discovered your weiner yet?

[Charlie Hustles]

once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny

Hahaha, the same thing happened to me mad times when I lived with my girl and her sister. That shit was funny. Me and my girl were under the covers and I look over at her sister, like, yo, my dick is in your sibling. Bahahaha. We even all started spontaneously fucking when we were all chilling in this bed one night. Good times . . .


poor leif
well this morning i woke up to the girl upstairs getting her ass beat again then her bf leaving and taking his riced-out cavalier and gunning it down the street

You should beat that kid's ass, no doubt.



stuff her mouth with your cock
problem solved.

You're 14.

Have you even discovered your weiner yet?

Just becuase you are 14 doesn't mean you can't experience a little domage.

[tj]

bilbo baggins wrote:
once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny


Hahaha, the same thing happened to me mad times when I lived with my girl and her sister. That shit was funny. Me and my girl were under the covers and I look over at her sister, like, yo, my dick is in your sibling. Bahahaha. We even all started spontaneously fucking when we were all chilling in this bed one night. Good times . . .

im sure you really heard sex with her and her sister :roll:

fuck quoting ppl idk how it works

[dan lambert]

bilbo baggins wrote:
once, me and a girl were hanging out after my friend went to bed with his girlfriend, they were really loud while having sex and i guess it turned the girl on that i was with and we had sex in my friends living room... so funny


Hahaha, the same thing happened to me mad times when I lived with my girl and her sister. That shit was funny. Me and my girl were under the covers and I look over at her sister, like, yo, my dick is in your sibling. Bahahaha. We even all started spontaneously fucking when we were all chilling in this bed one night. Good times . . .

im sure you really heard sex with her and her sister :roll:

fuck quoting ppl idk how it works
If I was going to believe that that had happened to anyone on this board, it would be Charlie

[leiftheviking | phc]

Of course I'm jealous. I need to smash something.

Zach, come over so we can get silly. totally homo.


14 year old is the winner today. Blowjays for kids.

[Charlie Hustles]

I never said that. I said that I fucked my girl while in the same bed with her sister. I never really tried hard to fuck her sister, but I probably could have if I really wanted to. I guarantee that I could have fucked them both at the same time if I wanted to, I would have just had to get them to take ecstasy with me, but, at the time, I did not want to be taking ecstasy for various reasons. They were both sexy strippers and they would strip together and shit. One sister has watched the other sister fuck herself with a dildo while like 10 dudes watched at a bachelor's party. I remember one night, the girl I was fucking came out and said to her sister "I just fucked myself with a bottle of Hennessy." Her sister just looked at her like, I know you are a slut, you don't have to tell me again . . .

Hilarious shit, I love me some hos.

[Charlie Hustles]

PS: Her sister tried to fuck me on several occasions and once touched my wiener. I am still going to fuck her, especially now that she broke up with her boyfriend.

:D

[leiftheviking | phc]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

:lol:

[Steve Bruning]

I can hear my roommate and his girl right now. It's very disturbing.

[Charlie Hustles]

Turn some porn up real loud and wuck it hardcore in synch with them!

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

I can hear my roommate and his girl right now. It's very disturbing.aint no fun if the homies aint getting some

[Charlie Hustles]

Maybe they'll let you join . . .

[cw]

my girlfriends roommate squeaks when she gets fucked, not a fun thing to be woken up by at 3am. otherwise i usually just laugh when i hear other people having sex. i feel sort of weird though when i know people can here me. i was just fucking for like 45 minutes and it was like noon so her roommate and roommates boyfriend were home and awake, and the bed is really loud and squeaky. oh well.

[Charlie Hustles]

Hahahaha, ya some people sound funny when they fuck. My girls sister would just moan the whole time. Then, we'd fuck and she'd be yelling some crazy, pound this pussy, you own it, make me your little slut, type shit. We'd walk out and her sister would look at us like . . .

:?

[Charlie Hustles]

None of my friends have ever had a problem with that kind of shit, though, we just turn up the music loud as fuck and laugh.

[leiftheviking | phc]

Hahahaha, ya some people sound funny when they fuck. My girls sister would just moan the whole time. Then, we'd fuck and she'd be yelling some crazy, pound this pussy, you own it, make me your little slut, type shit. We'd walk out and her sister would look at us like . . .

:?


:lol:

[BroChadChill17]

None of my friends have ever had a problem with that kind of shit, though, we just turn up the music loud as fuck and laugh.

[Jar]

When I lived in an apt with 3 of my friends and we each brought back a girl for a romp-a-stomp, the neighbor from downstairs would come up and complain. It was hilarious, I feel bad for that guy.

[jay cocain]

ebony 's are dope

[E_M_A_G_D_N_I_M]

i remember like probably 4 years ago when i was pretty young a bunch of my roller friends had a house and every year there is this contest in southern utah that everyone goes too but its kinda a joke cause the guy that judges it hasnt seen a real contest since like 94. but anyway one of my friends roomates is a chick and she bitched cause she didnt want to stay home alone in salt lake so she came. her and the judge met and the weekend after the contest i went over to the house to get some frames and put them on and me and my jewish friend kiril kept hearing loud moaning and we laughed loud and you could hear them pause it was funny. her room was in the very front and had big windows so when i left i looked and she left them open and she had some big ol titties

[ryan williams]

Haha, I've been dealing with this a lot lately with my roommate who lives in the room next to mine.

Basically, this dude has a girlfriend and actually has a kid with said girlfriend. However, he brings home a new girl pretty much every day and has sex with them. For some reason, they're all extremely loud when they have sex. And for some other reason, it's always at like 8:00 in the morning.

Anyways, I don't judge the guy for cheating or anything (definitely not down with it but it's not my place to be calling him out). But, he brought his real girlfriend home last night with his daughter. At like 2:00 in the morning, I hear this pounding on the door. I think about it for a second, and realize it has to be one of his little floosies. She continues to bang on our door for twenty minutes, all the while I'm considering just answering and having her bring out this whole cheating thing into the open. But, I decided to be a nice guy and put up with it. My roomie owes me one.




After reading my wall of text, I have decided that this is not a very interesting story at all. If you have read this, I apologize.

[_doesitmatter_]

i cant help but laugh when i hear people bumping.

[| B |rian]

I make cd mixes of sex sounds and listen to them as i fall asleep or drive in the car

[_doesitmatter_]

I make cd mixes of sex sounds and listen to them as i fall asleep or drive in the car


whenever i would skate with an ipod people would ask what i was listening to and i would always say.....porn audio.

i would get the strangest looks :lol:

[Charlie Hustles]

Hahaha, listen to the real porn audio in rhyme form:

Necro - Sexorcist (http://www.amazon.com/Sexorcist-Necro/dp/B000A1IKL0)

Good shit.

[Shawn Bishop]

I'm so glad Charlie has a story, and a very good one at that for almost every situation imaginable.

[leiftheviking | phc]

Charlie.


Would you ever date a girl that's sucked a guy's dick?

[Charlie Hustles]

Charlie.


Would you ever date a girl that's sucked a guy's dick?

Hmmm, let me think . . .


Hell no. Most of the girls that I mess with have definitely sucked at least 10+ dicks and fucked about the same.

I need a ho who has been sucking dicks sine she was like 13-16 and now has moved on to more advanced things . . .

:wink:


I <3 SLUTS


I like fucking girls with guns.

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/ZPKG66kTKHw/default.jpg

And when they have them too . . .


Girls who:

smoke weed
do drugs
carry guns
strip
do porn
let me hit it raw
are tan
like girls
are way prettier than they think
like to give head more than they like getting eaten out
do interracial
have their hair and nails did
rock high heels (especially clear ones)
talk cute like babies sometimes (Amia Moretti)
are real short and petite girls that still have nice asses and titties
have real small perky and round boobs or semi-big perfectly round fake titties
have a hardly visible labia
think that I am the best fuck that they ever had
have sexy posture (ass out, tits out, stand straight)
are sluts
swallow
are nymphos
are black girls with white girl hair and pimp ass Nikes
are probably 16-18 but they lie to me and say they are old enough, but they are sexy enough sluts that they get it anyways
are into art
wear very small/slutty clothes
take it in the ass on the regular
highly skilled at what they do
make mad cash
let me stick random things in their pussies
hook me up with their friends
are not afraid to get a train ran on them
like to fight
don't fuck with police
are down to slang
like to suck my dick all day long while I smoke blunts of dank
buy me lots of stuff
look like pornstars/scene chicks
can deepthroat
know how to work their pussy muscles
know how to ride a dick
know how to take a dick
like to get beat
don't conform to society
don't go to school
like to fuck at least 1-3 times per day
will fuck anywhere
are down to get pissed on
like to be owned
are trustworthy, bahahaha

The end, probably more . . .

[leiftheviking | phc]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dan lambert]

Charlie.


Would you ever date a girl that's sucked a guy's dick?

Hmmm, let me think . . .


Hell no. Most of the girls that I mess with have definitely sucked at least 10+ dicks and fucked about the same.

I need a ho who has been sucking dicks sine she was like 13-16 and now has moved on to more advanced things . . .

:wink:


I <3 SLUTS


I like fucking girls with guns.

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/ZPKG66kTKHw/default.jpg

And when they have them too . . .


Girls who:

smoke weed
do drugs
carry guns
strip
do porn
let me hit it raw
are tan
like girls
are way prettier than they think
like to give head more than they like getting eaten out
do interracial
have their hair and nails did
rock high heels (especially clear ones)
talk cute like babies sometimes (Amia Moretti)
are real short and petite girls that still have nice asses and titties
have real small perky and round boobs or semi-big perfectly round fake titties
have a hardly visible labia
think that I am the best fuck that they ever had
have sexy posture (ass out, tits out, stand straight)
are sluts
swallow
are nymphos
are black girls with white girl hair and pimp ass Nikes
are probably 16-18 but they lie to me and say they are old enough, but they are sexy enough sluts that they get it anyways
are into art
wear very small/slutty clothes
take it in the ass on the regular
highly skilled at what they do
make mad cash
let me stick random things in their pussies
hook me up with their friends
are not afraid to get a train ran on them
like to fight
don't fuck with police
are down to slang
like to suck my dick all day long while I smoke blunts of dank
buy me lots of stuff
look like pornstars/scene chicks
can deepthroat
know how to work their pussy muscles
know how to ride a dick
know how to take a dick
like to get beat
don't conform to society
don't go to school
like to fuck at least 1-3 times per day
will fuck anywhere
are down to get pissed on
like to be owned
are trustworthy, bahahaha

The end, probably more . . .
haha fucking hell Charlie

[dan lambert]

Oh, and if I ever get enough money together to go to the US, you need to hook me up with some of those art liking girls

[Charlie Hustles]

I need to hook myself up with some of those art liking girls too! Pimping hoes while being on house-arrest and pretty much complete isolation from everyone that I know is increasingly becoming more and more difficult . . .

:cry:

[terpander]

toss on some pron and see if the moans match up

[NathanC]

I need to hook myself up with some of those art liking girls too! Pimping hoes while being on house-arrest and pretty much complete isolation from everyone that I know is increasingly becoming more and more difficult . . .

:cry:

when does this house arrest end hustle?

[Charlie Hustles]

I don't know, that is the worst part. Whenever there is a resolution to my case, I guess.

[jonathan]

i am dyslexic, so i read it wrong.

"I hate having sex with people"


:lol:

[leiftheviking | phc]

i am dyslexic, so i read it wrong.

"I hate having sex with people"


:lol:


HAHAHAH no.

Certainly not the case. :D :D :D

[shortround_wsm]

are into art


i fucking died!

[Charlie Hustles]

are into art


i fucking died!

?

[UnknownPleasures]

are into art


i fucking died!

?

Because you like the trashiest dumbest looking girls on the planet.

[Charlie Hustles]

They have to be good at computers too.

[Charlie Hustles]

Some of those girls are actually pretty smart. Like, not book-smart, but life-smart. Some of them . . .

[shortround_wsm]

are into art


i fucking died!

laughing!

[Charlie Hustles]

But why?

[shortround_wsm]

most random thing on the list. hands down

[Charlie Hustles]

THAT IS MY DREAM GIRL.

:twisted:

[shortround_wsm]

Im sure she is. What kind of 'art' do you dream she likes?

[Charlie Hustles]

Dope shit.

http://grafuck.com/
http://www.director-file.com/cunningham/

[terpander]

charlie i'm visiting florida this summer

i want to smoke a blunt or two with you

[shortround_wsm]

Erotica?

[UnknownPleasures]

Some of those girls are actually pretty smart. Like, not book-smart, but life-smart. Some of them . . .

Life-smart ≠ art.

[Charlie Hustles]

charlie i'm visiting florida this summer

i want to smoke a blunt or two with you

HOLLER AT ME. I am always down.

[Charlie Hustles]

Life-smart ≠ art.

What does that mean? My best friend never even really went to middle-school and never went to high-school and she is mad into all kinds of sick art.

[shortround_wsm]

Life-smart ≠ art.

What does that mean? My best friend never even really went to middle-school and never went to high-school and she is mad into all kinds of sick art.

But what is art?

[UnknownPleasures]

You said some girls are life smart, what does that have to do with be intellectually smart and appreciating art.

[Charlie Hustles]

You don't have to be intellectually smart to appreciate art. Intellectuals can still be extremely ignorant and, of course, vice versa.

[UnknownPleasures]

You don't have to be intellectually smart to appreciate art. Intellectuals can still be extremely ignorant and, of course, vice versa.

Well I have my opinion and I've never seen some bitch in an art museum wearing uggs and a miniskirt.

[shortround_wsm]

You don't have to be intellectually smart to appreciate art. Intellectuals can still be extremely ignorant and, of course, vice versa.

Well I have my opinion and I've never seen some bitch in an art museum wearing uggs and a miniskirt.

Haha, what's in an 'art museum'? What are ou wearing? Keds and some skinnies? Just like Vice told you? Hahaha

[Charlie Hustles]

A lot of art in museums sucks. Me and my old-girl went to the Dali museum, though, that shit was raw.

[Charlie Hustles]

Art galleries, dope films, dope graphic design, architecture, scenery, food, almost anything can be art . . .

[UnknownPleasures]

You don't have to be intellectually smart to appreciate art. Intellectuals can still be extremely ignorant and, of course, vice versa.

Well I have my opinion and I've never seen some bitch in an art museum wearing uggs and a miniskirt.

Haha, what's in an 'art museum'? What are ou wearing? Keds and some skinnies? Just like Vice told you? Hahaha

Dont own any Keds brah.

I look like this...

http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/popped-collar-52608-3.jpg

[shortround_wsm]

Haha did you see that in the art museum? Hahaa

[mescalito]

thats a lot of shirts

[UnknownPleasures]

Hey bro, wearing an obscene amount of shirts with popped collars and raybans is art bro.

[leiftheviking | phc]

THIS CONVERSATION IS STRICTLY ABOUT SEX.

CUT THE ART SHIT.







http://www.popularpages.net/pics/foursome_4_1344_si.jpg

http://hotlesbiandildosex.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lesbian-dildo-sex-foursome.jpg




http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/loud_sex.png

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

xkcd is the best

[UnknownPleasures]

http://www.myhorsecock.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/6.jpg

[Charlie Hustles]

^

Worst.

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

^

Worst.

[StephenDurasa]

Of course I'm jealous. I need to smash something.



Dont you work for rhymesayers or something?

Just tell them scenester slizzos (that are into Atmosphere) that you took a shit the other day then Slug walked in there after you.

comfirm or deny this happend because i thought i read a post about this the other day. If it never happend, and i just had this weird scenerio in my head, well... i would feel quite creepy.

[jakeness13]

You don't have to be intellectually smart to appreciate art. Intellectuals can still be extremely ignorant and, of course, vice versa.

Well I have my opinion and I've never seen some bitch in an art museum wearing uggs and a miniskirt.

Haha, what's in an 'art museum'? What are ou wearing? Keds and some skinnies? Just like Vice told you? Hahaha

Dont own any Keds brah.

I look like this...

http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/popped-collar-52608-3.jpg

creepy flesh colored beard :shock:

[ift]

:mrgreen:

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

Lol, I was so vulgar :oops: Hard to believe I was 14, it was like an entirely different be-fag.
Charlie is awesome.