new stories.....plus all the old ones

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[Teh Nap]

yes.

[Jar]

no

[flyinryanthelion]

kinda

[Charlie Hustles]

Maybe . . ?

[jakeness13]

YESSS

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[| B |rian]

well since the stories thread got fucking deleted ill put up all the old ones first so it gives me time to sort out a few of the n ew ones and post them.



What the hell? Why wasn't it hall of famed?

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[leiftheviking | phc]

:shock:

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[jakeness13]

just put this one in the hall of fame now so it doesnt get deleted

[Freddy White]

Fan since day 1.

Most of these are pretty funny.

And really, really scary for the most part.

I'm glad you're alive and doing well !!!

[RollerDorkMofo]

Stupid fucking couch.

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Stupid fucking couch.


:lol: .........we still love you ryan you fucking pyro :lol:

[ewp]

shits amazing!

[Charlie Hustles]

Damn, I've been through some crazy shit, but I'm glad I've never really had to fuck with tweakers. Coke, crack, and pill heads are bad enough, fucking fiends . . .

[Dub Your Step]

the original thread is the only reason why i started lurking bemag.

[terpander]

i'm can't wait for the book

[E_M_A_G_D_N_I_M]

i just read all those, crazy shit

[Charlie Hustles]

So where are the new ones?

[Charlie Hustles]

So where are the new ones?

Seriously, where are they at? I'm mad bored right now. Entertain me, you fuck!

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[blackgold]

For the sake of imagery, could you possibly post some pictures of these people? :lol:

[jakeness13]

damn. i forgot how intense some of these were

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you want pics of people......


i can put up pics of some of them in a little while.

[blackgold]

Haha awesome, I've been reading off and on. When I was really young I lived in a pretty sketchy neighborhood and often times I was surrounded by the types of people in your stories, though at the time I didn't really understand any of it, it definitly shaped my personality in a few ways haha.

[shy*]

if it gets hall of fame'd then new stories cant be posted !

i've read every one of them, and had a word file of them all saved as well, gotta say i would totally buy a book.

[rol247]

i dont really post that often or... well... never :-)
but this shit is just fucking crazy, if its all true (which i believe)
keep the stories comming and i hope youre not gonna die or some shit.
greets

[RollerDorkMofo]

I didn't even know someone got shot at Infected Mushroom, I bet I could have heard the gunshots from my porch. Let me know next time you're going and I'll walk down there to hang out for a bit.

[Grand Galactic Inquisitor]

How are you still alive?

[u am snookems]

HoF

[Teh Nap]

HoF
http://aphs.worldnomads.com/jakeandgenny/3560/hof.jpg

[uncle blake]

and to think Daniel created the original post

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and to think Daniel created the original post


i know.........aint that some shit?

im in for the night so ill be putting up a few more in a little bit.

[ericct]

write a book, seriously, I will buy it.

[Quark]

This will be HoF'd as soon as Doesitmatter says it's ready. He can't post in it after it's moved since the forum is closed to users. I'm making it a poll right now so it doesn't disappear.

[blackgold]

Mannnn I had to take a break after reading the story about Nicole, the part about being tied up and all that was so disturbing.

[bilbo baggins]

crazy shit dude.

[jakeness13]

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[Lazybean]

These stories are amazing, some of this shit properly sketched me out . had to take a break and reality check. i would deffinatly buy your book and read it more than once.

[Bassimastprime]

What the hell? Why wasn't it hall of famed?

+1 :evil:

[Rotgut]

topping so I can find this on my computer

[Rotgut]

if it gets hall of fame'd then new stories cant be posted !
Nah dood, he's gonna get HOF access to update as he pleases.

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[mescalito]

the one where the guy fell and smacked his head on the tile is fuckin intense.

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[TRSskatr7]

tizzy

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[ross anthony]

i would deffinatly buy your book and read it more than once.

you seem to have a decent amount of text already. depending on how you want to publish your book, you might not need much more. you have lived a very interesting life that people would be amused by.

[Rotgut]

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[TRSskatr7]

tttttt

[jakeness13]

ttttttop

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[shy*]

they acted like we were going to a disneyland in amsterdam and when we got there is when everything started to get crazy.


to be continued when i get back........

talk about cliffhangher

shakespeare could learn a thing or two here

[Bassimastprime]

This thread better not disappear like the last one. :evil:

[estiloskater]

still not continued? :? :cry:

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[Shhwing4]

wow

[boot of fruit]

:shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:

definately some tweeked-out, drug-fueled, Tucker Max-style shit goin on in here.

for sure a book can be made and published, but I think an editor would do a lot of good to help polish it up some.

[Rob Schirmer]

steve bundy and russel day are cool ass dudes. they came up here with bundy's dad and skated cinci for a week or so. cool mofos

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[Shhwing4]

DUN DUN DUN......

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top....give me a minute to smoke a bowl and then ill explain the whole granny snatching incident.

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[oldskoolslow]

Stories are amazing, there are three so far that kinda end abruptly....even in the middle of a word. When it comes time for the book you should fix those ;-)

Your life is like a mix of the movies Jackie Brown, Go, and American History X.

I can only relate to the raver stories, no tweeker shit back where I'm from but we had plenty of E/K/Acid :lol:

[killinemsoftly]

HOLY FUCK!!

[Darth Monica Geller]

you stories are the best! i have been a fan since your first thread which i thought was in the hall of fame? anyways don't lose this shit and make that book so i can give you money for it

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[Charlie Hustles]

More.

[hovis]

Yes! Write a book! I would buy one, these stories are awesome

[Robert1]

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