COFFEE SHIIIITS.

[leiftheviking | phc]

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[Gegy Boy]

ago. Now even with 1 cup I have to poo poo.

I lul'ed :lol:

[Charlie Hustles]

Hahaha . . . stop drinking coffee?

[terpander]

its the worse after a night of drinking

[justin kilcher]

I get it terrible from both drinking a lot of beer and from coffee. Usually i drink a cup of coffee after a night of drinking and a tidal wave of destruction follows.

[gatsby]

this is why old people love coffee, its a laxative and helps with the constipation

[Coopnasty]

gatsby your sig is fucking amazing haha

[Glitter Child]

Coffee is appreciated 'round these parts.

Along with yerba maté.

[NathanC]

haha old people :lol:

[edit]


shit I forgot I turned 20 :shock: :cry:

[Tra]

ive never had that problem and im on roughly 50oz a day

[leiftheviking | phc]

ive never had that problem and im on roughly 50oz a day


:shock: :oops:

[CommonSense01]

Fucking amen.

Take the morning shit, shower drink a cup of Illy and then I'm up for round 2 with the toilet.

[blackgold]

I used to have that problem when I was like 12, grow your coffee balls, son.

[blackgold]

Haha. JEW COFFEEEEE.

Though this will come out quite racist, and I'm sure I'm wrong in everyway, but out of all the jewish friends I've had, none of them nor their parents drank coffee. Is this "the norm?" :? :roll: :idea:

[cw]

that's one of the best things about it though, wake up, have some coffee, take a shit, and i'm ready for the day. only really affects me in the morning if i haven't shit yet, not with every cup i have throughout the day.

[Tra]

I used to have that problem when I was like 12, grow your coffee balls, son.amen

[mescalito]

the first time i drank a cup of coffee i was like "why do i feel so awesome!?"

[Elk]

This happens me to sometimes from coffee, but mostly energy drinks. I never drink that stuff in the morning because it will just send me to the toilet an hour later, and I'm not a fan of public toilet slams.

Coffee is a traditional Arab drink, people down that shit like water in a lot of Arab countries. You can find it with goat milk and other funky stuff.
Black tea has something in it that over time weakens your bowels. Old people that spent their lives drinking black tea daily (like in the UK) develop irratable bowel syndrome and can't hold their shit.

[ift]

I get it terrible from both drinking a lot of beer and from coffee. Usually i drink a cup of coffee after a night of drinking and a tidal wave of destruction follows.


:shock: its like we're the same person

[darkcube]

Coffee fucks my stomach up yet I continue to drink it everyday.

[ift]

I want some coffee and poop right about now.

[lethalsnipa666]

i shit once or twice a week GOML

[B-Gault]

The other night I was hanging out with this girl at her place and I had to poo really bad. I didn't know what to do because I knew it would be loud. I think it was a combination of beer from the previous night and coffee poo. But the worse part was that she doesn't have a TV, doesn't play music and only has one room and a bathroom. It would have been really awkward if I just left randomly for no reason. I kept putting it off for way too long. It came down to I have to fucking leave or I'm gonna tell her I have to shit and I'm sorry.. or just shit my pants. So I'm pretty embarrassed and decide to tell her I have to go to the bathroom but.. it's awkward because its so quiet. She kinda laughs and says "well I have to take the trash out so I'm going to do that." So I end up going to the bathroom, sitting on the toilet waiting for her to get the fuck out. Once she does I relieve myself, finish before shes back and all is well.

[ift]

I had coffee when I woke up but never shit. :?

Usually it's like


i shit once or thrice a day GOML

[lethalsnipa666]

you're probably a way better pooper than i am

[Pedro Sanchez]

The other night I was hanging out with this girl at her place and I had to poo really bad. I didn't know what to do because I knew it would be loud. I think it was a combination of beer from the previous night and coffee poo. But the worse part was that she doesn't have a TV, doesn't play music and only has one room and a bathroom. It would have been really awkward if I just left randomly for no reason. I kept putting it off for way too long. It came down to I have to fucking leave or I'm gonna tell her I have to shit and I'm sorry.. or just shit my pants. So I'm pretty embarrassed and decide to tell her I have to go to the bathroom but.. it's awkward because its so quiet. She kinda laughs and says "well I have to take the trash out so I'm going to do that." So I end up going to the bathroom, sitting on the toilet waiting for her to get the fuck out. Once she does I relieve myself, finish before shes back and all is well.

If you've gotten laid afterwards, you should get an oscar or nobel price or something. For getting laid after the biggest auto-cock blocking maneuver ever.

[Matthew Shannon]

every shit is an emergency

[B-Gault]

If you've gotten laid afterwards, you should get an oscar or nobel price or something. For getting laid after the biggest auto-cock blocking maneuver ever.


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