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SilentAssassin
16.11.2009, 18:38
rough outline of what ive eaten in the past two days.

yesterday breakfast

2 eggs
one full potato
two pancakes
half a sleeve of ritz crackers

lunch (30 minutes later)

one cup noodles
bowl of rice and beans
other half sleeve of ritz
bowl of apple sauce


dinner

4 servings of pasta
two sausages
bowl of ice cream


late snack

large bowl apple sauce
half sleeve of ritz
two glasses of oj


breakfast this morning

large cup of coffee
one cigarette
half sleeve of ritz


lunch (two hours ago)

entire 10' pizza

stil hunnry after i finished

i feel like i havent eaten in days... :?
HOSS
16.11.2009, 18:44
i would love to eat that much and not feel full lol
Doogl
16.11.2009, 18:47
Definitely the symptoms of tape worm.
anton_mr
16.11.2009, 18:49
You are a waste of food!
The_John
16.11.2009, 18:50
daaamn thats a shit load of food hahah
NathanC
16.11.2009, 18:50
I was about to say you must be extremely fat but I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Krantz
16.11.2009, 18:51
Looks like you're eating for two.

Something's up in dat ass.
s.
16.11.2009, 18:51
Your tape worm must be extremely fat.
Pulp
16.11.2009, 19:23
Looks like you're eating for two.

Something's up in dem guts.
http://www.abortiontv.com/images/FetusHeadonSide.JPG
chrisbreezyyy
16.11.2009, 19:29
extract it, tame it, and train it to do your bidding
mescalito
16.11.2009, 19:30
Looks like you're eating for two.

Something's up in dem guts.
http://www.abortiontv.com/images/FetusHeadonSide.JPG

wtf?!
Tra
16.11.2009, 19:52
damn i was just talking about this yesterday. i want a tapeworm so fucking bad.
and supposedly if you dont eat for 48 hours or so, then put sugar on your tongue, you can lure the tapeworm up your esophagus and pull it out through your mouth.
Coopnasty
16.11.2009, 19:53
damn i was just talking about this yesterday. i want a tapeworm so fucking bad.
and supposedly if you dont eat for 48 hours or so, then put sugar on your tongue, you can lure the tapeworm up your esophagus and pull it out through your mouth.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I wanna see a video of that :lol:
Adam K
16.11.2009, 20:01
The list of food sounds pretty standard to me.
Pulp
16.11.2009, 20:04
Looks like you're eating for two.

Something's up in dem guts.
http://www.abortiontv.com/images/FetusHeadonSide.JPG

wtf?!
thats what happens when they put up a struggle.
Tra
16.11.2009, 20:05
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/438537358_7c19ac0a9a_o.jpg
CommonSense01
16.11.2009, 20:09
Unless that's a radical change, it's not too crazy an amount of food.
Coopnasty
16.11.2009, 20:11
it's not too crazy an amount of food.
SilentAssassin
16.11.2009, 20:20
I was about to say you must be extremely fat but I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

5'9 140lbs
SilentAssassin
16.11.2009, 20:21
damn i was just talking about this yesterday. i want a tapeworm so fucking bad.
and supposedly if you dont eat for 48 hours or so, then put sugar on your tongue, you can lure the tapeworm up your esophagus and pull it out through your mouth.

ew....