Strippers. (now with pic, no n00d sry.)

[kike mallahan]

Every time I meet a girl who is into me she is either a stripper or an ex stripper.

I guess I should just accept my fate of being stuck with smut. Pics coming soon.

[dan lambert]

haha I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I've never met or even seen a stripper before

[Freddy White]

Pics and/or edit, and don't welch Mike !!!

[ift]

i think id have to say "no thanks" to %99 of stripper poon.

[Charlie Hustles]

Every time I meet a girl who is into me she is either a stripper or an ex stripper.

I guess I should just accept my fate of being stuck with smut. Pics coming soon.

YO, I COMPLETELY 100% FEEL YOU, MAN.

Pretty much every single bitch I have ever fucked with was a stripper or the like. But, I don't even go to strip clubs, and when I rarely do, I never spend money on them, if anything I'll give it to the girl I am with to spend on them. I have actually met all of the girls in real life first. I guess it probably helped that I used to slang mad drugs, bahaha. I'm not complaing, though, shit can be fun and interesting. I actually thoroughly enjoy those girls, some of them are mad dope, some of them . . .

It is also funny when they try to get you to pimp them, hahaha, that shit is baller.

[QCSKY]

Pics and/or edit, and don't welch Mike !!!

[Charlie Hustles]

Ian, you know that last girl I used to chill with, the really tiny blond one, did she look like she stripped to you? Well she did, with her sister, fucking sluts. Tallahassee stripping is a whole other level of griminess, it is like half-way between actual stripping and escorting, haha, but the line is often quite blurred. I hate that bitch, but her sister is chill.

I should have saved the damn pictures of them dancing together when they were on the internet . . .

[ift]

to each their own, but to be honest any girl ive seen with you hasnt really been my type.

[Charlie Hustles]

Haha, ya for sure. To each his own, indeed. I was just kind of surprised when I met that girl and her sister that they stripped. When they weren't all slutted up they did not seem like they would be doing that. Maybe it was because I knew them both since I was like 12, and it was just interesting to me. Drugs and money will make bitches do funny things . . .

But there are definitely 2 types of strippers:

1. Broke-ass Stripper - Makes so much fucking money but manages to blow it all in the same night, always on drugs. Has to have people hold her money for her or she will spend it all instantly. Usually kind of bad hygiene and grimey. Horrible person.

2. Balling Stripper - Makes more money than all of the other strippers and stacks that shit up. Likes to spend money on her friends/boyfriends and is always balling with mad nice shit. Really clean and takes good care of herself.

I hate #1, but I love #2!

It is also interesting to me how much fucking money those broads will waste on drugs just to "numb" themselves so that they can dance (whether they realize that is what they are doing or not).

[kike mallahan]

Yea. I hate strip clubs. Never go.

I always meet these chicks out of their natural environment and they dump the news on me after I've already banged them. :x

[benk]

charlie always talks about how many stippers he fucks yet he only seems to ever talk about the slut sisters specifically. we need new material charlie...you slackin

[leiftheviking | phc]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pimp Juice]

tip drills all around. Look at the bright side. ur bachelor party will be off the hook.

[jay cocain]

Tallahassee stripping is a whole other level of griminess, it is like half-way between actual stripping and escorting, haha, but the line is often quite blurred. .

lool i learn new word every day !

[F1SHy]

hah, ypsi strippers are the worst the #2s act like #1s

[Charlie Hustles]

Benk, that is because I don't like to talk shit about people that I actually like and/or chill with.

[blowakilo]

Haha, ya for sure. To each his own, indeed. I was just kind of surprised when I met that girl and her sister that they stripped. When they weren't all slutted up they did not seem like they would be doing that. Maybe it was because I knew them both since I was like 12, and it was just interesting to me. Drugs and money will make bitches do funny things . . .

But there are definitely 2 types of strippers:

1. Broke-ass Stripper - Makes so much fucking money but manages to blow it all in the same night, always on drugs. Has to have people hold her money for her or she will spend it all instantly. Usually kind of bad hygiene and grimey. Horrible person.

2. Balling Stripper - Makes more money than all of the other strippers and stacks that shit up. Likes to spend money on her friends/boyfriends and is always balling with mad nice shit. Really clean and takes good care of herself.

I hate #1, but I love #2!

It is also interesting to me how much fucking money those broads will waste on drugs just to "numb" themselves so that they can dance (whether they realize that is what they are doing or not).

That made me lol more than anything I have read on here in a while, "Balling Stripper"

[Charlie Hustles]

Yo, seriously, $4000+ per week is mad bank.

[NathanC]

Damn dude, your posts make it sound like you have the worst luck with ladies Callahan. is Ohio really that terrible??

[terpander]

is Ohio really that terrible??

pretty much

[benk]

Damn dude, your posts make it sound like you have the worst luck with ladies Callahan. is Ohio really that terrible??

it is the worst. i will probably never go back to that state in my lifetime

[jonathan]

hmmm

http://www.be-mag.com/updates/0412/images/041215_4x4_premiere/08_Jan_Welch_Note_TheLoneSt.jpg

[blowakilo]

Yo, seriously, $4000+ per week is mad bank.

You know/knew a stripper making fucking 4k per week!!??!?!?! That is so much, I might take up stripping

[Charlie Hustles]

Yo, seriously, $4000+ per week is mad bank.

You know/knew a stripper making fucking 4k per week!!??!?!?! That is so much, I might take up stripping

Me too. She calls me up and is like, ya I just made $1500, or I just had a shitty night and made $800. I'm like, bitch I wish I could strip. Some strippers make a shitload more than others, though. Like everything, It's all in the hustle . . .

But still, even a bitch up here, who doesn't even actually work in a club, can go do a bachelor party or the like once a week and make a quick $500-1000 for 1-2 hours of work. Shit is ridiculous.

[kike mallahan]

Damn dude, your posts make it sound like you have the worst luck with ladies Callahan. is Ohio really that terrible??

it is the worst. i will probably never go back to that state in my lifetime

Eh, it's not so bad.

[benk]

Damn dude, your posts make it sound like you have the worst luck with ladies Callahan. is Ohio really that terrible??

it is the worst. i will probably never go back to that state in my lifetime

Eh, it's not so bad.

im sorry to disrespect your home state but every experience i have had in ohio has been a bad one...aside from 1 extremely fun night in cinnci. also, mad people from ohio move down to charleston and are the biggest wanna-be surfer faggots. there is sure to be plenty of cool people that move from ohio to sc but i have just never met any of them. gobacktoohio.com

[kike mallahan]

haha yea. There are some pretty decent folks around.

Just harder to come by.

[lj_fanti]

Every time I meet a girl who is into me she is either a stripper or an ex stripper.

I guess I should just accept my fate of being stuck with smut. Pics coming soon.


WHOA. last 3 bitches i was hollerin at all turned out to b strippers except one claimed she wasnt "anymore" but i know she totally was. i been takin em on a case by case basis. if they got a real phat ass then i let it slide. but they gotta have that bread then 2. if they dont, then ill just have 1 crazy night with them fuck all wild and then just never call em again.

[remdyz]

no pics = dont care

[DanielBreuer]

Lets get this to 5 pages to call welch.

[lj_fanti]

sorry no noodz guys, but heres some pics of em anyways.....




http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/photoalbum_45262205_user15667146-1.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_f0a217444dd856dc04674d724820ec5c.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_0d6b8467cc94427882c8f83f31fdf5d4.jpg

[lj_fanti]

top for strippers!

[BMV]

sorry no noodz guys, but heres some pics of em anyways.....




http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/photoalbum_45262205_user15667146-1.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_f0a217444dd856dc04674d724820ec5c.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_0d6b8467cc94427882c8f83f31fdf5d4.jpg


Hahahahaha.

Nice selection of transsexual strippers you have there.

[lj_fanti]

ha, what can i say? i like every flavor of pussy.......but they are DEF not transexuals. haha

[Turnip Head]

sorry no noodz guys, but heres some pics of em anyways.....




http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/photoalbum_45262205_user15667146-1.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_f0a217444dd856dc04674d724820ec5c.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_0d6b8467cc94427882c8f83f31fdf5d4.jpg


Hahahahaha.

Nice selection of transsexual strippers you have there.

I'd rail the second one. And I had to do a double take to make sure #3 wasn't my sister.

[blowakilo]

those are some seriously ugly strippers, where the hell do girls like this strip? discount strip plaza? that was really gay, but seriously, is detroit really full of skanks?

[kike mallahan]

http://www.rollingedits.com/forum/uploads/1231268986/med_gallery_18913_35_25142.jpg

Finally hunted down her myspace.

Here's the ex stripper chick I am currently talking to.

[Charlie Hustles]

Nice.

[xsjado53089]

newest is the hottest....

[grubermiester]

rape.

[kike mallahan]

newest is the hottest....

?? I think you have me mistaken. I wouldn't fucking touch any of those girls other dude posted. :lol:

[Mr. Floyd]

baaaaaaahahaha


<3

[Glitter Child]

When you add something like "(now with pic)" to the subject, you need to put the damn picture in the first post. Even if the thread is three pages long, it's annoying as fuck having to go to through the thread to find it.

[Pimp Juice]

sorry no noodz guys, but heres some pics of em anyways.....




http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/photoalbum_45262205_user15667146-1.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_f0a217444dd856dc04674d724820ec5c.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_0d6b8467cc94427882c8f83f31fdf5d4.jpg


You couldnt tell they were/are strippers? Amazing. You never noticed they paid for shit with $1 bills?

[portrait of a gentleman]

sorry no noodz guys, but heres some pics of em anyways.....




http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/photoalbum_45262205_user15667146-1.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_f0a217444dd856dc04674d724820ec5c.jpg


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t4/lj_fanti/l_0d6b8467cc94427882c8f83f31fdf5d4.jpg


You couldnt tell they were/are strippers? Amazing. You never noticed they paid for shit with $1 bills?

I dunno why, but the $1 bills comment kills me. I second this by the way.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Are the stripping to pay for their crack habit?