justice served
09.03.2010, 00:19
Rickayyy should be banned from rollerblading. Here are the facts:
1. Rickayyy sucks John John's dick for breakfast every day. He has John John's pubic hair stuck in his teeth.
2. Rickayyy slandered the good name of Daniel Kinney by claiming that DK over-ruled the judges at BCSD, and personally declared Haffey the winner over John John. Kinney did no such thing.
3. Rickayyy spread a malicious rumor claiming that the judges picked john John the winner of BCSD. The judges chose haffey.
4. The combined edits from BCSD show that Haffey, Sizemore and Socihiro were the top 3. No one complained about Sizemore and Socihiro getting screwed. But Rickayy and his jersey lemmings complained about John John getting second, when he probably should have gotten 4th.
5. Rickayyy led a chorus of booooo's when haffey won BCSD, disrespecting the greatest rollerblader on earth.
Based on these facts, Rickayyy should be banned from rollerblading for a year. He should post a public apology on Be-mag to DK. His GNARBQ should be boycotted so he's stuck with a month's supply of hot dog buns. And john john should find someone else to suck his dick so he doesn't lose credibility.
1. Rickayyy sucks John John's dick for breakfast every day. He has John John's pubic hair stuck in his teeth.
2. Rickayyy slandered the good name of Daniel Kinney by claiming that DK over-ruled the judges at BCSD, and personally declared Haffey the winner over John John. Kinney did no such thing.
3. Rickayyy spread a malicious rumor claiming that the judges picked john John the winner of BCSD. The judges chose haffey.
4. The combined edits from BCSD show that Haffey, Sizemore and Socihiro were the top 3. No one complained about Sizemore and Socihiro getting screwed. But Rickayy and his jersey lemmings complained about John John getting second, when he probably should have gotten 4th.
5. Rickayyy led a chorus of booooo's when haffey won BCSD, disrespecting the greatest rollerblader on earth.
Based on these facts, Rickayyy should be banned from rollerblading for a year. He should post a public apology on Be-mag to DK. His GNARBQ should be boycotted so he's stuck with a month's supply of hot dog buns. And john john should find someone else to suck his dick so he doesn't lose credibility.