the Waking Up With All Your Clothes On thread

[Tra]

just as the title says,
post here when you've awoken to a nice tight leg hug from your hipster jeans and sweat stains through your plaid shirt.



post 1.

[hovis]

I got sick of the of falling asleep in tight jeans, I always make sure I change if I think I'm going to fall asleep

Like today

[:(]

never if i make it back to my place

[kike mallahan]

Waking up with your clothes still on: Acceptable

Waking up with both shoes still on: Grounds for the banz and possible T-bagging.

[Tra]

Waking up with your clothes still on: Acceptable

Waking up with both shoes still on: Grounds for the banz and possible T-bagging.

hahaha true. i did manage to get those off. but theres hot sauce or something all over my socks.

[Chris Fortune]

I brought a girl home from the bar and my roommate pissed in her shoes...

just thought i'd share

[s.]

never if i make it back to my place
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[what is an urBEN?]

I was taking a nap in between classes in one of the ASU libraries and then one of my farts was so loud it woke me up...fuck

[fast eddie]

over BCSD weekend, i had to sleep in all of my clothes on a hotel room floor on Saturday night. I had to keep my shoes on because my feet stank and I didn't want everyone else in the room pissed at me and my stinky feet. my shoes have some velcro on them, and every time i tried to roll over I wouldn't be able to because the velcro kept sticking to the carpet. i would have to reach down to my feet and pull them away from the carpet and reposition for comfort.

lesson learned: wash feet more often on trips

[BMV]

I got drunk and passed out the other night in full clothing and shoes for like 8 hours. Shitty ass feeling when you wake up.

[tonyrivituso]

last time for me was a cold ass holding tank. i ended up stretching out one of my favorite shirts cause i had to suck my head and arms inside of it to maintain body warmth. no biggie, they soon supplied me with a wonderful orange sweater and jumpsuit 7 hours later.

[cminor]

I usually take off my pants to sleep, but i frequently to always sleep in the shirt i was wearing that day. (it's usually a t shirt)

On more than one occasion i've fallen asleep fully dressed though.

[th_remedy086]

As long as I get my shoes off I feel like it was a successful sleep. A couple times getting cabbed from downtown to a friends house and passing out I haven't even done that though.

[salomonskater]

I got sick of the of falling asleep in tight jeans, I always make sure I change if I think I'm going to fall asleep

Like today

Do explain please.

[ryanmatthewdaily]

Extra points for waking up next to a pit bull? You would win, hands down.

[NickL]

ive fallen asleep with my clothes on and woken up without my clothes on.

[th_remedy086]

Pit bulls are such big teddy bears. I have woke up on a friends couch with 1 sleeping at my feet and one half way across my mid section.

[th_remedy086]

ive fallen asleep with my clothes on and woken up without my clothes on.

My bad, you weren't that great.

[hovis]

Do explain please.

Uh I have insomnia so I generally fall asleep on my sofa during the day, so If I think I'm going to fall asleep I put on a pair of joggers/ sweatpants

Or if, say, I'm drunk at my house, I'll put them on, before I have a chance to fall asleep/ pass out in my clothes

I fell asleep at my friends in skinny jeans, it's the worse :S

[Tra]

Extra points for waking up next to a pit bull? You would win, hands down.

bitch always hogs the covers

[nai]

Replace plaid shirt with v-neck.

[JoeyViola]

Halloween party this past year woke up on a stone fire place mantle with no pillow or blanket or anything both shoes still on. Worst back/neck pain ever all day. :neutral:

[Boris from Russia]

I ALWAYS take off all of my clothes

or

don't sleep.

[jonathan]

Back in 05 when wearing tight pantz was just begging to be a trend. I was staying in a motel in Boise ID and bought a pair of gap jeans that were extremely too small for me at some thrift store.

I wore them all day to break them in and maybe get them a little looser. Well I ended up getting high off of cough syrup again and I drank way too much and hand to rush back to the hotel because I was going to pass out. Turns out I became paralyzed on the floor for the entire night. I couldn't barely take off the first button of my jeans before my body collapsed.

Don't do drugs in tight pants.

[About Time]

Can I still post if I wake up with all someone else's clothes on? Happened twice this last weekend.

[Tra]

Can I still post if I wake up with all someone else's clothes on? Happened twice this last weekend.

double counts
i woke up in lacey boyshorts one time



frequent occurrence

[Hakuna]

I do this probably 3 nights a week. Just without the sweat stains, I sleep in controlled climates.

[Mikey Peluso]

i feel asleep in my clothes at bittercold both nights, i had blood all over me when i woke up sunday morning and it took me a few minutes to remember how it got there

[th_remedy086]

Back in 05 when wearing tight pantz was just begging to be a trend. I was staying in a motel in Boise ID and bought a pair of gap jeans that were extremely too small for me at some thrift store.

I wore them all day to break them in and maybe get them a little looser. Well I ended up getting high off of cough syrup again and I drank way too much and hand to rush back to the hotel because I was going to pass out. Turns out I became paralyzed on the floor for the entire night. I couldn't barely take off the first button of my jeans before my body collapsed.

Don't do drugs in tight pants.

More like don't chug robo max. Extract that shit.

[Freddy White]

Happened to me this past week-end. Didn't eat all day, and got pretty drunk before even attending the after party, where I got even more fucked up.

Can't say I remember too much, it appears I've been talking massive amounts of shit, fought with Julien Cudot before he jumped on a bus roof and destroyed some other guy's car, my mate Max angrily kicked Adrien Anne too because he was being disrespectful to Max's girl, Stéphane Alfano was nowhere to be seen though...

Came back to my friends' place and passed out. Woke up around 9AM with all my clothes on (but no shoes, that's the survival tip I won't forget no matter how fucked up I am), coke spilled all over my legs (they even tried to pretend it was me who did it, the bastards), a terrible mess in the appartment and several people sleeping on the floor. I took the time to consider the situation, threw my clothes away and drank some water before passing out again.

Useless and unexciting story. pardon me, it's cooking time anyway.

[ercaderk]

I'm still wearing the clothes I woke up in today, it's good

[ivan_dalou]

over this past summer i decided to throw lots of parties where lots of people would spend the night i woke up one morning to a random guy with all of his clothes on, his backpack with his sleeping clothes, food and a 40 still in his hand on a big floatie in my pool i yell hey who are you from my window he freaks out and falls in the pool destroys his ipod and phone and doesn't remember shit from the night before.
i looked at some pictures from the night before later in the day and turns out that 40 didn't have beer in it it had piss in it he was drinking on it and spilled it in my pool after realizing he left his bag in there.
it was all fucking bad!

[Rollawat]

yeah except that bitch of a pitbull also takes my sleeping spot on the couch.

[Tra]

shoes AND hat today

[Matthew Shannon]

I wake up with my clothes on every morning... sleeping naked is icky.

[bobgross]

Woke up wearing my mother's pink slippers and a camo hoodie today.

[denialmind218]

ive had those nights allll too often....

recently this chick was over hookin up with this other dude and my roomate pissed in her boot...then she came out of the bathroom wearing just that boot...lol