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greg is cool
19.04.2010, 11:13
http://gizmodo.com/5520164/this-is-apples-next-iphone

"Over the weekend, the Apple web was abuzz after Engadget offered images of what appeared to be a possible next-generation iPhone that had reportedly been lost in a bar in the general vicinity of Apple's headquarters. Further evidence of their authenticity then surfaced when it was noticed that a similar device appeared in a legitimate leaked iPad photo just before its January introduction."

who ever lost it, they should polish up that resume today.

Matthew Shannon
19.04.2010, 11:16
looks pretty sick

killinemsoftly
19.04.2010, 11:19
the story behind that/the phone are both sick!

Switch_Bcn
19.04.2010, 11:23
I'd get that. Don't have an iPhone, but that would sway me.

Grindguru
19.04.2010, 11:25
Yeah, it looks really nice

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 11:25
Welp, It has finally come, the front facing camera. This will be the death of the iphone. As much as I would like to see who I am talking to, I would much rather not give the person I am talking to the option of seeing where I am talking from. Fuck you assholes for making this and I hope you get slugged in the face. If you dispute this one with me that is because you are naive and I am not looking forward to the story about how the front facing camera fucked your life.

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 11:26
Being able to gain instant accses to someone via phone call, text message and email isn't enoguh. We want to see where you are....fuck that.

gRANT
19.04.2010, 11:31
Welp, It has finally come, the front facing camera. This will be the death of the iphone. As much as I would like to see who I am talking to, I would much rather not give the person I am talking to the option of seeing where I am talking from. Fuck you assholes for making this and I hope you get slugged in the face. If you dispute this one with me that is because you are naive and I am not looking forward to the story about how the front facing camera fucked your life.

I actually kind of agree with you FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

technology needs to chill out a little bit

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 11:33
I actually kind of agree with you

Fuck, sorry to hear that. Not going to sugar coat this, you are fucked.

Monday
19.04.2010, 11:44
You will most definetely be able to disable the front camera. It's also more of a chat thing, I don't think you would use it that often for phone calls. AT&T network will be fucked if everyone does this...

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 11:50
You will most definetely be able to disable the front camera. It's also more of a chat thing, I don't think you would use it that often for phone calls. AT&T network will be fucked if everyone does this...

Tell that to my GF. I can hear it now...."RAB, PUT ME ON CAM PHONE NAO."

denialmind218
19.04.2010, 11:53
i may get this

Troll
19.04.2010, 11:54
Tell that to my GF. I can hear it now...."RAB, PUT ME ON CAM PHONE NAO."


This is where you say "fine" and show her the POV shot of you destroying some other chick doggy style who doesn't complain about lame shit like that

formerly galenaskater
19.04.2010, 12:00
NOT SURE IF WANT

texas what it do
19.04.2010, 12:02
Being able to gain instant accses to someone via phone call, text message and email isn't enoguh. We want to see where you are....fuck that.

because GPS doesn't do that already?

greg is cool
19.04.2010, 12:12
i do not enjoy the front camera. no1 will want to use it, people get on sites like chatroulette where u can hear and see the person yet some how always end up typing to each other.

r.s.
19.04.2010, 12:16
im juiced on the front camera, now I can skype WITH video.

kike mallahan
19.04.2010, 12:21
i do not enjoy the front camera. no1 will want to use it, people get on sites like chatroulette where u can hear and see the person yet some how always end up typing to each other.

The only people who do this are the ones with their parents in the next room.

Matthew Shannon
19.04.2010, 12:24
front camera is for myspace and facebook whores who want to see themselves while taking a weird angled photo.

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 12:26
These guys should have black mailed apple for money instead of releasing a marketin piece about it. I bet this is just viral marketing from apple.

Special ED
19.04.2010, 12:44
very cool. i have been hoping for something on the horizon to keep me from getting a 3GS. will get, and i am still considering an ipad if it gets a better os, kinda like OS 4 on the iphone.

Mike Stoll
19.04.2010, 13:08
These guys should have black mailed apple for money instead of releasing a marketin piece about it. I bet this is just viral marketing from apple.

What, and potentially get in all sorts of legal trouble in lieu of writing a piece on it that will attract a shit ton of traffic to their site? Pff, come on.

Turnip Head
19.04.2010, 13:14
What, and potentially get in all sorts of legal trouble in lieu of writing a piece on it that will attract a shit ton of traffic to their site? Pff, come on.

>Implying Apple didn't set all of this up to create hype around the new iPhone. Who the fuck is just going to casually leave this kind of shit at a bar to be discovered?

Oh right, it's Apple. They have to maintain their trendy persona and show off the designers, developers, and whomever-else at Apple are cool guys too, they spend all their time out and about and drinking up a storm.

You probably think Axe body spray really gets you the ladies.

Matthew Shannon
19.04.2010, 13:15
yo axe is fire bitches be smellin me from a mile away dawg

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 13:20
What, and potentially get in all sorts of legal trouble in lieu of writing a piece on it that will attract a shit ton of traffic to their site? Pff, come on.

In lieu you you being a faggot I think I am going to ignore you, cock sucker.



*That is some old be-mag for you right there

izekiel
19.04.2010, 13:47
hey i've got an idea, lets all freak out about a new detail that really doesnt matter. who gives a fuck, its an iphone. almost all laptops have front cameras, and society hasn't come crashing down. dont use the front camera if you dont want to. and r-money its not like they cant already locate your phone via satellite and GPS, so chill on that orwell.

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 13:54
hey i've got an idea, lets all freak out about a new detail that really doesnt matter. who gives a fuck, its an iphone. almost all laptops have front cameras, and society hasn't come crashing down. dont use the front camera if you dont want to. and r-money its not like they cant already locate your phone via satellite and GPS, so chill on that orwell.

Ya but my girlfriend and stable of hoes can't track me down in GPS. This is making it very hard to be a man of many women, that's all I am sayin. I mean all this text, cell phone and facebook is making it tough enough.

I learned my lesson from orwell, we already live in that world and the best advice is given my the prolitariets (SP), Fuck it man, just live your life.

ryanmatthewdaily
19.04.2010, 13:58
[picture of man with tin-foil hat on]

Mike Stoll
19.04.2010, 14:00
In lieu you you being a faggot I think I am going to ignore you, cock sucker.



*That is some old be-mag for you right there

Hahahahaha way to be all uptight about stuff that doesn't matter, you shitstreak. Go freak out because "the man" is watching you through a front-facing camera.

R-MONEY$$$
19.04.2010, 14:03
Hahahahaha way to be all uptight about stuff that doesn't matter, you shitstreak. Go freak out because "the man" is watching you through a front-facing camera.

You have the reading comprehension of a drunk 3rd grader, Have I once mentioned being fearful of "the man" tracking me down? Maybe if you weren't eyeballs deep in manass you would realize that all my complaints have been geared towards "the WOman".

Mike Stoll
19.04.2010, 14:15
You have the reading comprehension of a drunk 3rd grader, Have I once mentioned being fearful of "the man" tracking me down? Maybe if you weren't eyeballs deep in manass you would realize that all my complaints have been geared towards "the WOman".

I thought you ignored me, champ. Keep up the "stable of hoes" persona, it really seems to be working out for you.

th_remedy086
19.04.2010, 15:10
You all call apple trendy and say how you hate it, but you are clammering over something as minor as a new iphone.

HOSS
19.04.2010, 15:15
Maybe if you weren't eyeballs deep in manass


made me giggle lol

th_remedy086
19.04.2010, 15:17
made me giggle lol

It made laugh then... lol

wujcik
20.04.2010, 01:05
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6695/500xapplelegaltogizmodo.jpg

:lol:

Quark
20.04.2010, 01:18
The dude who found that must have gotten PAID. Too bad Apple bricked it, would have liked to see it at work.

Garett
20.04.2010, 01:25
I like the idea of the front facing camera although I probably won't use it that often unless I'm skyping my parents in Canada. I find skyping to be pretty awkward, men aren't meant to face someone face to face and gaze into their eyes with undivided attention when in a conversation, hence why women have to fuckin stare at and sit across from each other while talking and men just chill on the couch next to each other and talk.

Troll
20.04.2010, 01:31
The dude who found that must have gotten PAID. Too bad Apple bricked it, would have liked to see it at work.


He got $5,000. Not bad.

Monday
20.04.2010, 02:20
He got $5,000. Not bad.

Source?

Josh_Morrison
20.04.2010, 02:33
apple is for hipster faggots

Troll
20.04.2010, 02:37
Source?

CBS News on TV. They don't provide links, unfortunately.

CYHSY
20.04.2010, 07:15
I like the idea of the front facing camera although I probably won't use it that often unless I'm skyping my parents in Canada. I find skyping to be pretty awkward, men aren't meant to face someone face to face and gaze into their eyes with undivided attention when in a conversation, hence why women have to fuckin stare at and sit across from each other while talking and men just chill on the couch next to each other and talk.


Not all the time, If I were an employer and some dumb nuts manly dude did not stare me in the eye whilst speaking to me. He would not get the job.


As for this iphone.

I'm slowly becoming anti-tech. I may even go back to having NO cell phone.

*ROYALwithCHEESE*
20.04.2010, 07:20
Governments can triangulate your whereabouts via three phone towers and already can activate your phones microphone to record what your saying even when your not making a cal or even have it switched on.
Thats why some people take the battery out.