Knucklehead
26.06.2010, 03:44
To start with, this is a very immature topic. I know this.
Continuing on.
I've had some very good moments making fun of people. I say this with pride, because it's not everyday that you can completely destroy and disassemble someone socially through a quick response. If you know what I'm talking about, then you know exactly what I mean, if you have no idea, then you are probably the one being made fun of.
Moving on.
I frequent this bar around town. So much so that I'm considered a regular. I love to talk to people, anyone that is in the bar actually, because I love hearing a good story.
So, along comes this dude and his girl. Nothing special. We have a few laughs, end of our contact. That was two months ago.
The boyfriend comes into the bar tonight telling me that he wants to talk to me outside and calling me names, yelling at me in front of everyone. So I ask if there is a problem, because i genuinely don't recognize this asshole. He tells me that he "doesn't like how I like, totally like, hit on his girlfriend, like, in front of him" [note: the 'likes' aren't added in for fun. This is how this asshole talks...like an idiot.]
I'm doing a horrible job at explaining this situation, but fuck it, I'm too far along to turn around now.
So this dude is angry at me for talking to him and his girlfriend over two months ago. He's upset because he thinks I'm the reason she broke up with him. (not true, she is lower than my standards on many levels, intellect being the main reason. (she would just nod her head like an idiot all the fucking time)).
So I have to tell this fucker that his girlfriend broke up with him because he sucks, not because I talked to her 2 months ago. I yell this infront of the whole bar. This idiot with his ironic mustache is almost in tears and the entire bar 'boos' him out of the bar. (it was awesome). I continue my business at the bar.
Come home. I get a new message from this dick fucker on facebook, saying....
"your stupid!"
Hahaha, what an idiot. Fuck him.
Continuing on.
I've had some very good moments making fun of people. I say this with pride, because it's not everyday that you can completely destroy and disassemble someone socially through a quick response. If you know what I'm talking about, then you know exactly what I mean, if you have no idea, then you are probably the one being made fun of.
Moving on.
I frequent this bar around town. So much so that I'm considered a regular. I love to talk to people, anyone that is in the bar actually, because I love hearing a good story.
So, along comes this dude and his girl. Nothing special. We have a few laughs, end of our contact. That was two months ago.
The boyfriend comes into the bar tonight telling me that he wants to talk to me outside and calling me names, yelling at me in front of everyone. So I ask if there is a problem, because i genuinely don't recognize this asshole. He tells me that he "doesn't like how I like, totally like, hit on his girlfriend, like, in front of him" [note: the 'likes' aren't added in for fun. This is how this asshole talks...like an idiot.]
I'm doing a horrible job at explaining this situation, but fuck it, I'm too far along to turn around now.
So this dude is angry at me for talking to him and his girlfriend over two months ago. He's upset because he thinks I'm the reason she broke up with him. (not true, she is lower than my standards on many levels, intellect being the main reason. (she would just nod her head like an idiot all the fucking time)).
So I have to tell this fucker that his girlfriend broke up with him because he sucks, not because I talked to her 2 months ago. I yell this infront of the whole bar. This idiot with his ironic mustache is almost in tears and the entire bar 'boos' him out of the bar. (it was awesome). I continue my business at the bar.
Come home. I get a new message from this dick fucker on facebook, saying....
"your stupid!"
Hahaha, what an idiot. Fuck him.