Universal rollerblading truths...

[DanRine]

Brian Fear Gone will always be the best, most influential, ahead of its time video ever.
The names Shima, Latimer, and Julio are sacred and it is a crime against rollerblading to say anything negative about any of these three.
Bcam, Petty, and NO ONE else, can land tricks sketchy as all fuck and for some reason they will still be steezy.
There is no such thing as R&D.. the first line of every product will suck and you will have to send it back for a replacement after two sessions.


Add more universal undeniable skating related FACTS.

[Coopnasty]

BFG FTW LOL BRB

[DnEhThEnD]

http://www.skatelog.com/photos/skaters/jaren-grob/jaren-grob280x300.jpg

http://www.cookieface.com/images/yoohoo_toppic.jpg

http://www.washingtonsupply.com/plywood.jpg

[DnEhThEnD]

Bcam, Petty, and NO ONE else, can land tricks sketchy as all fuck and for some reason they will still be steezy. sounds like somebody hasn't seen Face The Music

[CovertOps]

http://www.skatelog.com/photos/skaters/jaren-grob/jaren-grob280x300.jpg

http://www.cookieface.com/images/yoohoo_toppic.jpg

http://www.washingtonsupply.com/plywood.jpg

Well Played Sir.

[lsd]

http://www.skatelog.com/photos/skaters/jaren-grob/jaren-grob280x300.jpg

http://www.cookieface.com/images/yoohoo_toppic.jpg

http://www.washingtonsupply.com/plywood.jpg

lol

[:(]

rollerblading will never be as cool as frisbee golf

[jakeordie]

There is no such thing as R&D.. the first line of every product will suck and you will have to send it back for a replacement after two sessions.
Denied.

[ryanmatthewdaily]

Bringing your homosexuality to the awareness of your parents is the most arduous aspect rollerblading presents.

[DnEhThEnD]

Bringing your homosexuality to the awareness of your parents is the most arduous aspect rollerblading presents.Keep hiding behind your computer making calculated paragraphs that you skim over for hours before publishing

[greenpiefilling]

rollerblading for a company, and spending money on rollerblading materials, is a waste of money and gets you nothing, did I mention i love meth blunts

[ryanmatthewdaily]

Keep hiding behind your computer making calculated paragraphs that you skim over for hours before publishing

*and my camera

but nonetheless, hahahhhaha

[oojpatchoo]

There is no such thing as R&D...

qft

[ercaderk]

Stupid thread is really fucking stupid

[R-MONEY$$$]

Bitches love rollerblading.

[RobFromFlint]

Rollerblading is a lucrative career.

[R-MONEY$$$]

But they really do love it....

no troll.

[bobgross]

Chris Farmer.

[niceawaymessage]

Farmer single handedly made skating fresh again. If you need proof, go back in to time to fall of 2001 and watch VG19 for the first time.
WORDS is the best video.
Arlo will ramble on forever about the X-Games.
DL is the GOAT.
Connor Obrien should have a pro skate.
Casey Bagozzi is dope.
Jeph Howard should have a pro skate.

[gen2roller]

rollerblading automatically makes you 70% less cool than if you were to carry around a skateboard

[DnEhThEnD]

rollerblading automatically makes you 70% less cool than if you were to carry around a skateboard

but at the same time it makes you 70% more gay, so you win some and you lose some

[gatsby]

long hair= power (automatic style enhancement)

i think brady was where i first heard "power"

[turdfurgison981]

Shima left USD.

[denial06]

Josh Petty's VG 7 is one of the best sections ever TRUTH.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Be-mag Msgboard is the inbred fetus rollerblading wished they'd thrown in a dumpster on prom night.
Colin Kelso cant communicate his feelings.
Farmer is the only guy that makes neg tricks look appealing
Be-maggers shit talking to skating ratio is too uneven
no company has made the perfect frame

[DanielBond]

Farmer is the only guy that makes neg tricks look appealing


I used to think this, but JC Rowe is making negatives look awesome too.


http://vimeo.com/9017106

Truth - If Haffey can't do it, its probably impossible.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

corrected

[Flintheart Glomgold]

It is of universal certainty that Dustin Latimer could cess slide a tiger if he really wanted to.

Chris Farmer made a deal with the devil.*

THE PANTZ will never be fully understood.

Brian Aragon: Pro Aggressive chiller.

Broskow is the king of all hipsters. He is so hip that only people hipster enough to rollerblade are even aware of his existence.

There will never be a good flat frame.

Mindgame was the coolest shit ever.

Jeff Stockwell's next skate will come with leopard skin pillbox padding.

...Who was summoned by a spell chanted by Brian Shima.*

The likelihood that Colin Kelso wucked it with his tears to the jailbait thread after dropping all his sponsors is 93%.

Farmer has ridden the medium shell since day one.

In 2012 The Conference achieves self awareness. Colin Kelso is sent back in time to convince a young Brazillionare to make "VG Roots." Subsequently a D. Medovich rises to such fame that Nimh rises and battles The Conference for the future of skater owned start ups.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

In 2012 The Conference achieves self awareness. Colin Kelso is sent back in time to convince a young Brazillionare to make "VG Roots." Subsequently a D. Medovich rises to such fame that Nimh rises and battles The Conference for the future of skater owned start ups.

+rep

[ift]

It is of universal certainty that Dustin Latimer could cess slide a tiger if he really wanted to.

I giggled :D

[zale]

Farmer is the only guy that makes neg tricks look appealing


Somebody forgot someone:

http://vimeo.com/6652409

[nameant]

Plenty of ppl can make negs look good. Here's another universal truth....

- Most ppl who bash negatives only talk shit b/c they can't do them.
- Most ppl who bash spinning into tricks only talk shit b/c they can't do it.
- Skater owned.

[dave_w]

People will never shut up about there being no good frames for flat when there is plenty available.

[DnEhThEnD]

Plenty of ppl can make negs look good. Here's another universal truth....

- Most ppl who bash negatives only talk shit b/c they can't do them.
- Most ppl who bash spinning into tricks only talk shit b/c they can't do it.
- Skater pwned.
.

[Dr. Zaius]

You can spend all day driving around to different spots and every spot can still be the same fucking handicap rail as before.

If someone says they will meet you at the park in one hour, they mean one and a half fucking hours or not at all.

Fucking rail skaters

Fucking ledge skaters

Fucking spin to win skaters

Fucking xsjado skaters

Fucking valo skaters

Fucking TTAs, how do they work?

[R-MONEY$$$]

Plenty of ppl can make negs look good. Here's another universal truth....

- Most ppl who bash negatives only talk shit b/c they can't do them.
- Most ppl who bash spinning into tricks only talk shit b/c they can't do it.
- Skater owned.


I can do negatives and they still gay. few exceptions.

[welshroller18]

flips are cool

[Stefan B.]

"We'll meet you at the spot at 1" usually means "Hey we're going to leave our house at 1:30 and not get to the spot until 3 because we want to stop and get food and pick slow poke up. But we're not going to pick up our phones to let you know whats going on, then you're going to get tired of waiting at said spot and go to new one. Then everyone gets mad"

Fucking rollerblader time :lol:

[Apsley Cherry-Garrard]

epoch frames are coming out next fall.

[Brenmannn]

Anyone who doesn't like Louie Zamora's VG14 section is a racist. There I said it.

Thread the needles are extremely difficult, but it's very hard to make them look cool.

Every third session, a passerby will inform you that you're going to break your neck.

[Butch Cassidy]

If someone says they will meet you at the park in one hour, they mean one and a half fucking hours or not at all.

I'm so bad about that. I'm never on time to anything.

[empw]

PANTZ

[Ryan Loewy]

ryan schude and dan busta laid the foundations for blading photography. fact.

[Brenmannn]

Brian Konoske, Jess Dyrenforth, Wes Driver and dan busta laid the foundations for blading photography. fact.

Ghostride the whip

[formerly galenaskater]

no non boot rollerblading company will ever make the kind of money senate did in that time frame

ever

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

no one ever calls your to skate
people never come to skate when you call them
philly has the worst scene

[s.]

good edit consists of:fisheye shots, hd slowmotion, film burns and a dubstep track. if you want to be pro, get a glidecam and never take it off. the camera must be black, have a huge fisheye and a handle. tripod is useless.

the best begginer setup is barely laced remz with freestyle frames, it will show you the way of steez.

[bobgross]

good edit consists of:fisheye shots, hd slowmotion, film burns and a dubstep track. if you want to be pro, get a glidecam and never take it off. the camera must be black, have a huge fisheye and a handle. tripod is useless.

the best begginer setup is barely laced remz with freestyle frames, it will show you the way of steez.
Vinny Minton makes excellent use of his glidecam though.

[gambiacrumember]

Bitches love smiley faces.

*

[jonPOOLER]

chris edwards is the c00lest.
fabiola da silva is amazing

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

i get way too juiced at sessions with more than 2 other people

[bobgross]

Julian Bah will always be high.

[QCSKY]

sean will always be better than colin

[bobgross]

sean will always be better than colin

Austin Paz will always be am for Valo.
ALWAYS

[sbchugo]

Farmer single handedly made skating fresh again. If you need proof, go back in to time to fall of 2001 and watch VG19 for the first time.
WORDS is the best video.
Arlo will ramble on forever about the X-Games.
DL is the GOAT.
Connor Obrien should have a pro skate.
Casey Bagozzi is dope.
Jeph Howard should have a pro skate.

lyle shivak should have a pro skate too

[Keith Courage]

The internet ruined rollerblading.

[s.]

The internet ruined rollerblading.

explain

[Muppet4Eternity]

Pantz are addictive.
Billy Fish's freestyle rolling was the greatest section of all time.

[Monday]

explain
http://www.rollernews.com/comments/feed

[Bazodazo]

you cant have enough clothing companies........

[gambiacrumember]

you cant have enough t-shirt companies........

*fixed.

[FMillest]

long hair= power (automatic style enhancement)


We have a winner

[CL347BV]

England Volume was superiour to BFG, but not by much.

[empw]

In 2012 The Conference achieves self awareness. Colin Kelso is sent back in time to convince a young Brazillionare to make "VG Roots." Subsequently a D. Medovich rises to such fame that Nimh rises and battles The Conference for the future of skater owned start ups.


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[WaikikDaSneak]

-it is extremely difficult to get any rollerblader motivated to skate before 1 o'clock
-vinny minton will always be one of the steeziest people to put rollerblades on
-you will be asked throughout your rollerblading career can you backflip ? at a skatepark
-haffey is good at everything he does (2feet for evidence) and if he cant do it it probably cant and wont be done
-montre can misty flip anything
-shima and julio are the most respected rollerbladers of all time as they should be (both from norcal mmhhmm)

[big rolla]

Theres always that one kid growing up blading who lies about how good they are.

[flea]

Anyone who is any good by the age of 14 will take drugs, fall off, maybe make a comeback in their early 20's (or just fall off forever).

[BEEF]

rolling will

grow you up
chew you up
spit you out
rob you of your money
make you friends
leave you friendless
give you a unique perspective
make you miss the glory days