statistically, someone on be-mag will die from swine flu

[thejap]

now i don't know the proper maths involved, but from what i've heard if it becomes proper pandemic, 50% of the population will catch it, and 1-4% of those will die. the question is, who on be-mag will die?

[anton_mr]

does not seem funny :?

[R.KOF]

now i don't know the proper maths involved, but from what i've heard if it becomes proper pandemic, 50% of the population will catch it, and 1-4% of those will die. the question is, who on be-mag will die?

Source of this please?

[Espen]

I`ve heard it`s mostly weak ppl that`ll catch it... and yes I`m referring to old and poor people.

[Bazodazo]

thats the bad question



see the better question would be:


whos would we have to kill once they turn into a zombie from this flu
and how?

[thejap]

now i don't know the proper maths involved, but from what i've heard if it becomes proper pandemic, 50% of the population will catch it, and 1-4% of those will die. the question is, who on be-mag will die?

Source of this please?

the sun newspaper. the most quality of all newspapers. and i do understand i will feel like a cunt if someone does actually die

[Cadbury]

The fucking Sun? :lol:

[R-MONEY$$$]

does not seem funny :?

This is not funny. It is vry srs.

& it saved me 200$ cash money, yay whiskey

[lowellrolla86]

found out two kids, not sure if teens or little kids, in my town got it from a recent trip to , you guessed it Mexico. so i hope im not the one from bemag to die from it :cry:

[Amber]

I heard that anyone that got it, went to the doctor and they told them to drink plenty of fluids and sent them home.

[jonathan]

I'm pretty sure I'm catching it. My roommate just drove up from south cal near the boarder of mexico. It could just be a regular cold though. I'm a service tech too, so I'll be sure to spread that shit as much as possible.


gotta do my job.



Funny, i got a mass email from my boss saying if you feel the slightess bit of a cold, feel free to exercise your sick days. I might take him up on that offer.

[Rotgut]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

[nlausch]

i read as of now there are 100 reported cases of it in the united states. 0 deaths. 100 people in america's population is <.0001%. and i live in new york and go to school in queens in which i ride the same bus (Q46) with st. francis students (the school that got a shit load of attention for it)

i'm sure they'll have a cure for it tomorrow, stop whining

[Glitter Child]

now i don't know the proper maths involved, but from what i've heard if it becomes proper pandemic, 50% of the population will catch it, and 1-4% of those will die. the question is, who on be-mag will die?

Source of this please?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/70/l_04ea6cb3983b8da527e5e4af7aa1848b.jpg

[gatsby]

are you... retarded?

[Metric Fuck-Ton]

Thousands of people die of tuberculosis and the regular flu in Mexico city every year. This swine flu crap is just being publicized to take focus away from the torture memos imho.

[CommonSense01]

Shotgun Amber dying.

[Amber]

Shotgun Amber dying.
Thanks :?

[941MAN]

hope it doesn't come to florida

[nlausch]

hope it doesn't come to florida

too late..lol

[Gonzalo]

I hope it's Shikari. Oh wait, nevermind. Swine flu is not a sexually transmitted disease.

[u am snookems]

I talked with a friend of mine today about it, who does a lot of work on the HIV virus. He told me some things about it that I planned to share with Be-mag.

BUT THINGS CHANGE.

[Tyler M]

do tell?



i hope it doesn't arrive here in minnesota

[Fetus]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

and carrying refrigerators

[Gonzalo]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

Sounds like you have the flu :?

[Oli P.]

well its already ready my town.

=[

[Elk]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

Sounds like you have the flu :?

bbbbbut.... the swine flu IS a flu.... RIP Moya.

[Fetus]

I hope it's Shikari. Oh wait, nevermind. Swine flu is not a sexually transmitted disease.

http://www.imageavenue.info/images/3mwzt7rwpi8q2uybwuou.jpg

http://www.imageavenue.info/images/l1fhx9ekv1heoeeu4yx.gif

If you find one of these lumps on your pee pee head, see a doctor immediately

[Fetus]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

Sounds like you have the flu :?

bbbbbut.... the swine flu IS a flu.... RIP Moya.

who was the first person to fuck a pig and get this diseas?

[wRek]

I almost thought I had it... Turns out it was just a bad case of bronchitis that I've had for 3 weeks. :roll:

[Josh_Morrison]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

yeh iv had flu for over a week and keep couging up lumps of green and brown shit

[nzrolla]

fuck in new zealand with a population of only four million people theres 14 confirmed cases and 179 people in isolation with symptons, pretty scary i guess

[wRek]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

yeh iv had flu for over a week and keep couging up lumps of green and brown shit

Bronchitis is also going around right now.. Worth checking into.

[Josh_Morrison]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

yeh iv had flu for over a week and keep couging up lumps of green and brown shit

Bronchitis is also going around right now.. Worth checking into.

my mom reacons i had a chest infection, smoking cigarettes probebly doesnt help either

im too strong to go see a doctor tho

[wRek]

I swear I have that shit. I've had a horrible cold for 9 days now, severe loss of appetite, tired no matter how much sleep I get, feel like I'm going to throw up most of the day.

God damn Mexicans. Proper lawncare and janitorial services just weren't worth it.

yeh iv had flu for over a week and keep couging up lumps of green and brown shit

Bronchitis is also going around right now.. Worth checking into.

my mom reacons i had a chest infection, smoking cigarettes probebly doesnt help either

im too strong to go see a doctor tho

Haha... Yeah, well I walked around with bronchitis for 3 weeks before finally going to the doctor. Turns out it could have turned into pneumonia if I wasn't so lucky. I'd rather go to the doctor than have pneumonia again.

[Bassimastprime]

The fucking Sun? :lol:

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

For real, the most quality? OSM use of sarcasm. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[u am snookems]

fuck in new zealand with a population of only four million people theres 14 confirmed cases and 179 people in isolation with symptons, pretty scary i guess
It might be wise to stock up on canned food and water in case people are confined to their homes.

[Elk]

Did anybody make a zombie reference yet? That's so funny! Haw haw haw. Get it? Flu = zombies, omg.