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I want to walk through one of those new body scanners at teh airport with a raging boner...would be funny to see if they say anything
jakeordie
20.11.2010, 15:31
1. Viagra
2. Refuse scanner.
3. Tell TSA guy you're gay, and want a woman to do the pat-down.
4. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Gitmo'd for concealed weapon. :lol:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8Auoj7oD9AM/SO13jwWtJsI/AAAAAAAAAiY/BA7AONci6z0/s400/X-RAY.jpg
StarScream
20.11.2010, 15:39
lol @ gatsby
pict + sig
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/1556/bahan.jpg
So this is probably a lot of people's natural conclusion, but what is the point of screening a pilot for weapons? Fucker could just crash the plane...
R-MONEY$$$
23.11.2010, 15:21
To my holiday traveling friends. If you are at the airport and they pat you down. Please say in a deep voice "hell ya dude, love on my balls ;)", Please. Report back with lolz. kthnxbye.
DnEhThEnD
23.11.2010, 15:51
they touched my balls, played with my ipod and made fun of my pants, it was pleasant
A+ would experience again
:lol:@OP
They took all my skate tools once, yet Espen walked right on by with a knife that would put crocodile dundee to shame
bobgross
23.11.2010, 17:31
They took my pencil and examined it but didn't touch the scissors in my pocket.
Mudhut Jollyrancher
23.11.2010, 17:36
airlines suck at everything they do
they should kill themselves
gen2roller
23.11.2010, 17:49
they touched my balls, played with my ipod and made fun of my pants, it was pleasant
A+ would experience again
:lol:
George Amos
23.11.2010, 19:35
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8aF-Cgu4klA/TONcmGsvYQI/AAAAAAAABCI/cAPtnU9tLPs/s400/500x_tsa-humor-2.jpg
RobFromFlint
23.11.2010, 19:57
To my holiday traveling friends. If you are at the airport and they pat you down. Please say in a deep voice "hell ya dude, love on my balls ;)", Please. Report back with lolz. kthnxbye.
They don't respond kindly. I didn't say it exactly like that, but me and a buddy were flying to GA to watch his brother graduate Basic Training. When I got patted down, right when he got to the balls I said "Oh, don't stop now." Dude got pissed, said I wasn't cooperating and that he would get his superior if I didn't start cooperating. He resumed and when he got to the buttocks I said "mmmmmmmmmmm". He got his superior, the superior just gave us a "Do you think you're funny? Do you know what this country is going through right now?", speech and sent us on our way.
R-MONEY$$$
23.11.2010, 20:24
Dam dude, you just made me realize that wouldn't really be that funny. It would just be being a dick to someone doing their job.
Still plus 10 on the http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/75378-TrollFace.png scale
salomonskater
23.11.2010, 22:02
They don't respond kindly. I didn't say it exactly like that, but me and a buddy were flying to GA to watch his brother graduate Basic Training. When I got patted down, right when he got to the balls I said "Oh, don't stop now." Dude got pissed, said I wasn't cooperating and that he would get his superior if I didn't start cooperating. He resumed and when he got to the buttocks I said "mmmmmmmmmmm". He got his superior, the superior just gave us a "Do you think you're funny? Do you know what this country is going through right now?", speech and sent us on our way.
You should have answered back:
http://images2.memegenerator.net/Troll-Face/ImageMacro/3596514/is-there-a-problem-officer.jpg
what is an urBEN?
24.11.2010, 12:19
I love how people are blaming the airlines for these body scanners....Airport security isn't run by the airlines you balds it's run by TSA (Transportation Security Administration) which is a part of the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Besides, the people who see you're body once it's scanned aren't the dumbass TSA workers who watch your carry-ons go through that scanner or the people who are frisking you and shit if you leave a dime in your pocket and set the alarm off
. The body scanner feeds directly to a special airport security office and it's not like X Ray vision where they see your dick or whatever, it measure density...So if you have a bomb or a kilo of blow strapped to you, the density of the package is much different than the density of your body, therefore it shows up...
They've been testing it at the PHX airport for the past two years and this is the first time it's showing up anywhere else.
:bran^don:
24.11.2010, 12:38
The body scanner feeds directly to a special airport security office and it's not like X Ray vision where they see your dick or whatever, it measure density...
i operate one of these scanners everyday. and i assure you it sees dick. 4000 afghani dicks a day :(
bobgross
24.11.2010, 12:40
I love how people are blaming the airlines for these body scanners....Airport security isn't run by the airlines you balds it's run by TSA (Transportation Security Administration) which is a part of the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Besides, the people who see you're body once it's scanned aren't the dumbass TSA workers who watch your carry-ons go through that scanner or the people who are frisking you and shit if you leave a dime in your pocket and set the alarm off
. The body scanner feeds directly to a special airport security office and it's not like X Ray vision where they see your dick or whatever, it measure density...So if you have a bomb or a kilo of blow strapped to you, the density of the package is much different than the density of your body, therefore it shows up...
They've been testing it at the PHX airport for the past two years and this is the first time it's showing up anywhere else.
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