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I shit prostate blood
17.12.2010, 14:51
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I've been on this diet plan that is apparently suppose to help trigger my metabolism so it can burn fat 24/7 (even while I sleep). Well it's been working. I almost lost 10 pounds in one week.

Anyways this morning I shat liquid fire, but it wasn't exactly water. When i inspected the findings, it looked like a bubbly mix of oil and fat.

It looked like a mixed between this

http://www.redcook.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lard-render-process.png

top right photo

and the color and texture of this

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UtY_ZR-MU98/SyWqKAkI2XI/AAAAAAAACio/-HwGE3NQf5I/s400/November+085.jpg



My point. IS THIS POSSIBLE?
sharkyROL
17.12.2010, 14:52
Yes.
R-MONEY$$$
17.12.2010, 14:53
wut did u eat?
I shit prostate blood
17.12.2010, 15:00
Breakfast:

2 eggs, 1 sausage.

From 8pm through 4pm: Snack lightly on non-roasted peanuts.

Lunch (12pm): Vegetables NO DRESSING

Din din (5pm-6pm) Rice, beans, ground beef mixed together, topped with some cheese and ketchup.


In almost everything but the lunch I sprinkle some type of natural pepper to assist speeding up my metabolism. Which would explain the burn, but not the lard.



I drink about 5-6 bottles of water per day.
DnEhThEnD
17.12.2010, 15:02
*shat
RobiRobb
17.12.2010, 15:31
At least it was a break from the prostate blood.
Davengo
17.12.2010, 17:23
that has happened to me when i had food poisoning and/or high fevers.

you'll know when you have food poisoning if your weak, nauseated, and overall death feeling.
fever is self explanatory.

doyou haz any of that?
Hans Hockey
17.12.2010, 17:58
Keep your shit together son !
mescalito
17.12.2010, 18:51
At least it was a break from the prostate blood.


HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I shit prostate blood
17.12.2010, 20:28
that has happened to me when i had food poisoning and/or high fevers.

you'll know when you have food poisoning if your weak, nauseated, and overall death feeling.
fever is self explanatory.

doyou haz any of that?

I feel lighter, stronger and has a little more energy. This diet makes me weak at times, but at other times I get energy from the natural vitamins from the food I intake.


At least it was a break from the prostate blood.

I don't get it...
icr | phc
17.12.2010, 20:33
I feel lighter, stronger and has a little more energy. This diet makes me weak at times, but at other times I get energy from the natural vitamins from the food I intake.



I don't get it...

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I shit prostate blood
17.12.2010, 20:43
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/33/Futurama_Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg
icr | phc
17.12.2010, 20:46
At least it was a break from the prostate blood.



http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/33/Futurama_Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg

I shit prostate blood

prostate blood
I shit prostate blood
17.12.2010, 20:49
http://img.youtube.com/vi/f3SXBirhH7s/0.jpg
problem?
Muppet4Eternity
17.12.2010, 20:50
Just eat every other day, much better for you. I do it sometimes, and feel much better for it.
I shit prostate blood
17.12.2010, 20:52
You were never that good at trolling muppet. My diet is real. I'm not doing it to feel better. I'm doing it to lose fat.
Muppet4Eternity
17.12.2010, 20:53
I'm speaking the truth, google intermittent fasting.
marshun
17.12.2010, 21:02
you took that intestine cleaner stuff huh?

shits always come out crazy after that stuff
azrider
17.12.2010, 21:11
It is probably just all the gunk you had built up in your system. A lot of what those things are suppose to do is clear out all of the excess shit that builds up in your body so that food can move through you a lot easier.
denialmind218
17.12.2010, 21:32
well it could have been worse....you could have fallen down the stairs or something
Krish
18.12.2010, 01:17
one time I had intestinal cramps (like I was about to explode diarrhea) that it made me nauseous.. I nearly threw up then immediately shat
Thankfully it passed and I took a heaving crap that was oh so relieving.

Brool cory sto
cminor
18.12.2010, 01:25
After about a week of your diet you should eat semi normally again. It helps your metabolism not go into starvation mode, then after you gain one or two pounds start your diet again. You'll drop weight like "that".
It keeps your body from hoarding energy in fat cells once you go off your diet and jumps your metabolism to work at a normal pace while you're eating less. Basically it prevents the yo-yo-ing of dieting.
DanRine
18.12.2010, 06:02
On the topic of disgusting shits...

One time I ate arroz negra- a spanish rice dish that uses squid ink as the sauce and looks like this- http://aureliada.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/41612_dsc_0340_123_1099lo.jpg

And the next morning my shit was straight black as the night. The rice was sooo good but i can barely look at that shit anymore without thinking about jet-black rancid smelling ink coming out of my ass the next day. For a visual.. see above.. the shit looked more or less similar to the original dish.