Jordan Dale attempts to fly on rollerblades. TRUE STORY

[southernscum]

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2011/1/18/rollerblader-tries-to-fly-off-20ft-roof-1987316

Too Cold To Blade Contest on www.be-mag.com Front page explains it all. PLUS EDIT OF CONTEST.

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[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

hahaha, one of the tags is faggot

[ryanmatthewdaily]

hahaha, one of the tags is faggot

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[ift]

:LOLL:

[Otacon_EXE]

Dude's got some balls for trying that.

[tim_adams]

Whoops.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5049/5371304111_23407bde50_b.jpg

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http://ideasforlions.blogspot.com/

[Rotgut]

At least they got the tag right.

[K]

wtf

[Dberg]

Ow...I wouldn't be able to sit for weeks, let alone take a shit...

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

it looks like he didn't even try to land it, he literally just jumped off the roof :lol:

[NathanC]

making rollerblading look even dumber. just sayin


its funny within the community. Outside it, just looks stupid. fuck break

[southernscum]

Yeah man it was pretty wild. He literally had no speed, like tip toed to the edge. Glad he did not get hurt too bad. He did get kicked out of the skatepark and I think he ended up bruising his heal a tad bit. It was pretty nuts. He sat on the roof forever and meditated and then when the manager of the skatepark busted open the outside doors he yelled "Get down now!" haha so Jordan did exactly what he was asked. I just keep thinking about wow that was not a good idea, but like what if he would have just went b00m and laced it, haha.

[jonPOOLER]

Didn't he come on here and explain that he was quitting street skating because it was illegal, which contradicted his religious beliefs, some years back? He seems like an interesting character. Also, he had the steeziest front torque picture in Daily Bread that I can ever remember.

[Dan Barnes]

Embarassing. Wake the fuck up dude...

[jonathan]

Embarassing. Wake the fuck up dude...

nah man. Dude is awesome.

[southernscum]

He is quite the character. It has been an honor to grow up watching him blade. He has been on again, off again. He truly is so talented. He is getting up there in age but has such a beautiful perspective on how numbers aren't real and all kinds of shit. He is most defiantly on a whole different level of thinking then most. Most people find it extremely strange but deep down it is just the way he sees things. He suffered a horrible head injury years ago and it had a lot to do with why he became the person he became. But the coolest part is that he is so at peace with him self and his "purpose" Hate all you want anyone. But Jordan Dale is still the man for sure.

[jonathan]

He is quite the character. It has been an honor to grow up watching him blade. He has been on again, off again. He truly is so talented. He is getting up there in age but has such a beautiful perspective on how numbers aren't real and all kinds of shit. He is most defiantly on a whole different level of thinking then most. Most people find it extremely strange but deep down it is just the way he sees things. He suffered a horrible head injury years ago and it had a lot to do with why he became the person he became. But the coolest part is that he is so at peace with him self and his "purpose" Hate all you want anyone. But Jordan Dale is still the man for sure.

:cool:

Jordan is too legit to quit. I am a fan.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

That cape me him look quite dignified.

Went over his head like a drunk girls prom dress.

[ratboy]

Haha, ok somebody please post his music video.
Glad he didn't quit blading, but I do hope I'm laughing with him.

[ratboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOqvXRA1itc

nevamind

[jonathan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOqvXRA1itc

nevamind

Seriously the best music video made by any rollerblader. Just try defeating that argument.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Seriously the best music video made by any rollerblader. Just try defeating that argument.

Uhh thats like saying 'sexiest women from Thiland' try defending that.

[ryanmatthewdaily]

No way that's the same dude. I've looked up to HOO AH for so long.

[southernscum]

yup thats Jordan

[DanRine]

Haha wtf why did he do that? Dude is strange.

[codyreffner]

that shit was nuts hahaha i bet he broke every bone in his ass

[Flandangle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOqvXRA1itc

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8636/disbelief.gif

[basshole]

hahaha, one of the tags is faggot

lol

definitely setting us back

[UnknownPleasures]

Nicest dude I've ever met.

[Klackety Klack]

The jump reminds me of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuhoF6kqoo

Luckily he didn't hurt himself badly when he landed.

http://i.picasion.com/pic38/202e2938d3c95146933e2d14325fcfd5.gif

[Jar]

At least they got the tag right.


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[denial06]

Nicest dude I've ever met.

So amazing on blades. That was nuts of him to do. Chill people all of you including me have made rollerblading look terrible to society once or twice. I do agree yes the cape etc is wack, him getting on the roof and trying to land a drop that big with no speed makes no sense. Why did anyone upload the clip to the internet int he first place?? did someone get paid for uploading this clip and sending it to break??????? blame the dudes putting falls on the net..shit is terrible.

[jonathan]

So amazing on blades. That was nuts of him to do. Chill people all of you including me have made rollerblading look terrible to society once or twice. I do agree yes the cape etc is wack, him getting on the roof and trying to land a drop that big with no speed makes no sense. Why did anyone upload the clip to the internet int he first place?? did someone get paid for uploading this clip and sending it to break??????? blame the dudes putting falls on the net..shit is terrible.

Exactly. Thank you!

plus it's pretty fucking lame for the videographer to do that considering he would get paid, and not jordan for doing it. fucking irks me so badd.

[al dolega]

Jordan Dale is awesome.

Rollerblading would be so boring if everyone in it was "normal".

[Alex Coe]

Embarassing. Wake the fuck up dude...

You should be embarrassed. Feeling the need to hate on someone speaks volumes about how 'awake' they are.

[denial06]

Exactly. Thank you!

plus it's pretty fucking lame for the videographer to do that considering he would get paid, and not jordan for doing it. fucking irks me so badd.

also i wasn't taking a shot at anyone for uploading it. just think about your actions people. Jordan might have made rollerblading look like the worst for a few seconds, but trust me in the early 2000's this guy landed and did tricks daily for himself no camera that should have been playing on sports center all day.

[Alex Coe]

also i wasn't taking a shot at anyone for uploading it. just think about your actions people. Jordan might have made rollerblading look like the worst for a few seconds, but trust me in the early 2000's this guy landed and did tricks daily for himself no camera that should have been playing on sports center all day.

And the idea of 'making rollerblading look like something' gives way too much credit to the actors. It seems that people create new beliefs that cohere with the web of beliefs they've procured through their lifetime, so one instance of anything doesn't make or break their opinions. In short, few people will change their opinions of skating (whatever they are) because of this single new video.

[jordanmyerdale]

We don't care what peole think, we just become ourselves and if people want to appreciate art, then let them close their minds=game.

[Herben Legend]

Though, I do not condone Jordan actions. Please understand this is the same person, you always thought was dope growing up. Under the Influence, Superheroes of the Underworld, Movementek, yea... same guy. I really think the guy is a great friend, one of my best. I usually have a great time rollerblading with him. This was the exception, tons of people including myself yelled for him to get down. He just was not there. It was really scary. To have all those kids telling him to jump took my heart out of the whole fucking contest. I always try to make the best of a bad situation, you know... find humor in it. I think that much this thread, it is going to far. I mean Jordan could have died then what. Would you have been on here making fun of him because he died posting that video up and making fun of him. What if was your brother or family or friend up there. Fucking Seriously... I know you guys are going to hop on here and talk mad shit and continue talking shit on here. Just understand he's done shit you will never do, you won't ever put as much into the lifestyle as he has put. Now though things are just different. I did laugh when I saw the music video, really. I can't lie. I just don't know what more to say about this sorry for blabbing on...

[jordanmyerdale]

One loses himself in his thoughts and regains life, truth, rolling, art, passion, expression through the emotions of his heart. Mankind has gone through this dilmemna, yet we don't have to go through it anymore. We can rise up and deny the illusions which keep us from our own perfection. In opposition, our own is the easiest thing to acheive, rather our own hardness of heart it was is harder to acheive in the rubicks of philosophical points. My inspiration for skating these days is the man that broke the conformist law to not cross the World Trade Centers on a highwire. He did it because it was the greatest thing ever done. He had to break the rules to acheive that superiority, that love, the dominion over himself and the universe. He is what we should all look up to because he conquered plain and simple fear. Calmly he walked over and then layed down in the middle over a thousand ft up and just relaxed with God. With the highest powers. Meditating. There is no other way. Deny your thoughts and start listening to what is around you. Then you'll become the "emperor" you desire.

Didn't he come on here and explain that he was quitting street skating because it was illegal, which contradicted his religious beliefs, some years back? He seems like an interesting character. Also, he had the steeziest front torque picture in Daily Bread that I can ever remember.

[jordanmyerdale]

Embarassing. Wake the fuck up dude...

It's only embarassing because you don't feel it.:mrgreen:

[jordanmyerdale]

That cape me him look quite dignified.

Went over his head like a drunk girls prom dress.

Get a cape man. They're fun to imagine you can become a Superhero of the Underworld so we can make this community an "Outerworld."

[jordanmyerdale]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOqvXRA1itc

nevamind

Ratboy, thanks for the support bra. I nub dis video. I'm continue becoming enlightened when I see it, it changes me. I'm trying to promote it to the world to see the infinite symbols in it. Limited only by the eyes on this earth and the eternal ones that view it. Big Phish.

[jordanmyerdale]

Uhh thats like saying 'sexiest women from Thiland' try defending that.

My friend found many whores over in Thailand when he visited. No doubt they have the most beautiful women in the world. I'll treat a whore as a God, because that's what they are. Truth.

[jordanmyerdale]

The Beatles have it wrong, "When your strange, everyone remembers your name." ,,,,,,Look at Lady Gaga.

Haha wtf why did he do that? Dude is strange.

[jordanmyerdale]

that shit was nuts hahaha i bet he broke every bone in his ass

No, actually I just had a sprain and superior burning right when I landed. I was on pain medicine for a few days enjoying the high, ehhehe. Now I'm resting till I can skate soon. REally soon.

[jordanmyerdale]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8636/disbelief.gif

Yo I like your Eagle. The matter that gives me the "balls" to jump off a high roof is the idea of "flying on the imaginations of eagles wings." Christiantiy did get one thing right, which is the mind's eye is key to all knowledge. I was practicing a "Body" meditation right before I went off to keep calm. It where you imagine in your eye a seal of energy, connected to sound to give you a certain force, like Super Sehin. Idealistically, it is what is ignored in the world, because they think it doesn't matter much. Well, look to Buddhist and Hindu's which have been practicing it for years. Profoundly, Buddha was the most intelligent person of the past generations because he sat and just listened. Yet, the eye, has more to meet you, such as an infinite amount of eye meditations. It's all about layers.

[jonathan]

The Beatles have it wrong, "When your strange, everyone remembers your name." ,,,,,,Look at Lady Gaga.

Don't you mean the Doors?

Anyways, love what you're doing. Mad respect.

[jordanmyerdale]

"The only person that sats us back, is yourself."

lol

definitely setting us back

[jordanmyerdale]

Nicest dude I've ever met.
So are you."

[jordanmyerdale]

That cracked me up hard bra. I didn't want to believe they were hurt like that. Such a liar I am.

http://i.picasion.com/pic38/202e2938d3c95146933e2d14325fcfd5.gif[/QUOTE]

[jordanmyerdale]

:)"I am Gay, I love guys." God bless all people, transexuals, etc. Did you stop to realize what the word gay means? It means to love a gay. In actuality, this is what we do when we love a friend, a brother.

Nicest dude I've ever met.


The jump reminds me of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuhoF6kqoo

Luckily he didn't hurt himself badly when he landed.

http://i.picasion.com/pic38/202e2938d3c95146933e2d14325fcfd5.gif


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[jordanmyerdale]

You rock Al Dolega!!! Thanks for the wise words. I've turned into thinking that a beautiful Ab-Normal is what keeps us flexing in our guts with something to be creating that "STANDS OUT" from the rest so we can noticed.

[jordanmyerdale]

The Beatles have it wrong, "When your strange, everyone remembers your name." ,,,,,,Look at Lady Gaga.

Sorry, Thanks Brozzy.

[jordanmyerdale]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RItDWLvx8S0

A song to heal your hearts.

[Teh Nap]

I spent like an hour yesterday looking for my superhero's of the underworld tape and daily bread with you in it...no luck. Will try again soon.

[Quark]

Duuuuude.....

[oldskizzle]

Duuuuude.....

loooooolllll!

[DanRine]

The Beatles have it wrong, "When your strange, everyone remembers your name." ,,,,,,Look at Lady Gaga.

How enlightening man.. I always thought it was the Doors who did that song. Really though you're not the Dalai Lama, you just use unintelligible sentences to sound deep and enlightening. There was some artist asshole I read about recently who performed an orchestra concert of complete silence for a full amphitheatre and thought he was blowing everyone's minds.. you're that guy.

[s.]

I AM BATMAN

[DanRine]

How enlightening man.. I always thought it was the Doors who did that song. Really though you're not the Dalai Lama, you just use unintelligible sentences to sound deep and enlightening. There was some artist asshole I read about recently who performed an orchestra concert of complete silence for a full amphitheatre and thought he was blowing everyone's minds.. you're that guy.

I take it back. You know how Yoda uses shitty grammar to sound wise and enlightening, but if you're older than 12 it just sounds annoying? You're Yoda.

[Teh Nap]

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[dag.]

shoulda landed that isht. or at least did something funny looking. not just walk off a roof.

[bostonsk8er]

Please tell me no one else here who's busy hating ever had a mpment like that.
Fuck. I used to get trashed and do acid drops off the rail of my second story balcony.
I got respect for anyone that attempts big tricks, fail or succeed.
Wtf is the hate for? Jmd can skate
Circles around probably 100% of the people on this board.
Oughta show some respect.

[jordanmyerdale]

I spent like an hour yesterday looking for my superhero's of the underworld tape and daily bread with you in it...no luck. Will try again soon.

Word. I have a copy here. yet I need to make a dvd of it soon. I'll let you know when.

[jordanmyerdale]

Please tell me no one else here who's busy hating ever had a mpment like that.
Fuck. I used to get trashed and do acid drops off the rail of my second story balcony.
I got respect for anyone that attempts big tricks, fail or succeed.
Wtf is the hate for? Jmd can skate
Circles around probably 100% of the people on this board.
Oughta show some respect.
You fucking rock man. Much luve. Like Paris man. The best place on earth.

[jordanmyerdale]

That's how you do it man. You just walk off it like your sleep walking and hopefully you come into waking state on the way down. Haven't you heard the song buy Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, "And I'm free! Free Fallin!"

shoulda landed that isht. or at least did something funny looking. not just walk off a roof.

[Taylo]

One time I was listening to a conversation between Jordan and Brandon Mateer, then............

http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/exploding_head_.jpg

[jordanmyerdale]

I take it back. You know how Yoda uses shitty grammar to sound wise and enlightening, but if you're older than 12 it just sounds annoying? You're Yoda.
The reason you don't understand me is because you don't let my words in. Everything anybody saids will have some sense to it! Even jibber jabber. It's what you take from it that matters and that matter is love.

[jordanmyerdale]

One time I was listening to a conversation between Jordan and Brandon Mateer, then............

http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/exploding_head_.jpg

This made made me laugh...

[jordanmyerdale]

I AM BATMAN

I am Superman, I mean neo, I mean something heroic that's fun to imagine. Life is a bunch of imaginations anyways. How bout imagining there is no heaven? John Lennon did. And look where it took him.

[DanRine]

The reason you don't understand me is because you don't let my words in. Everything anybody saids will have some sense to it! Even jibber jabber. It's what you take from it that matters and that matter is love.

Umm sorry no. The reason I don't understand you is because nothing you say makes any god damn sense.. including this. If you have all these brilliant thoughts it would be better to just share them in normal coherent English rather than a random clusterfuck of words that doesn't mean anything.

[fast eddie]

Umm sorry no. The reason I don't understand you is because nothing you say makes any god damn sense.. including this. If you have all these brilliant thoughts it would be better to just share them in normal coherent English rather than a random clusterfuck of words that doesn't mean anything.

What does it matter to you if he makes sense or not? Is he hurting you in any way? It seems like you are going out of your way to argue or be a dick just because his ideas are different than yours. Sure, he may seem out there and kind of odd. But in the end, we all are out there and kind of odd.

Jordan's doing his own thing and enjoying himself. Tune him out if you don't like what he says, but I highly doubt you'll get a negative reaction out of him, which it seems you are trying to do. Like Al said, this would be a pretty boring community if everyone was the same.

[oldskizzle]

Umm sorry no. The reason I don't understand you is because nothing you say makes any god damn sense.. including this. If you have all these brilliant thoughts it would be better to just share them in normal coherent English rather than a random clusterfuck of words that doesn't mean anything.

I have yet to have a conversation with Jordan that didnt make sense. The only time I thought I did was when we were talking about frame mold costs and he said, "it smells like gumby, you know like play dough." I then realized we were skating at an elementary school and it did indeed smell like playdough. Dude is different for sure but super nice. Rollerbladers tend to be a bit left of center anyways. I mean Sizemore used to pick up trash at skate spots and I walked out of a gas station bathroom to see him dancing with a Nascar cut out of Earnhardt Jr. once. Doesnt mean he doesnt make sense man.

[Village Idiot]

I see nothing weird in picking up trash at a skate spot.

[fast eddie]

I see nothing weird in picking up trash at a skate spot.


Always leave the spot cleaner than it was when you arrived, and you'll get less hassle.

[jonathan]

I have yet to have a conversation with Jordan that didnt make sense. The only time I thought I did was when we were talking about frame mold costs and he said, "it smells like gumby, you know like play dough." I then realized we were skating at an elementary school and it did indeed smell like playdough. Dude is different for sure but super nice. Rollerbladers tend to be a bit left of center anyways. I mean Sizemore used to pick up trash at skate spots and I walked out of a gas station bathroom to see him dancing with a Nascar cut out of Earnhardt Jr. once. Doesnt mean he doesnt make sense man.

Lulz, I like sizemaor so much moar neow. :cool:

[kike mallahan]

Dan Rine is just a big bitter faggot. I don't even know why you guys are amusing him by responding to his shit. Dude really is the worst.


Figures, he came up with some of the biggest douche bags I ever met in my time as a rollerblader.

[jonathan]

Kike Mallahan was one of the coolest dudes I've met on be-mag. He was the one who turned me on towards Jordan Dale. Since then I've been way into his blading.

Cool_guy was also a rad mother fucker. Same with Switch_BNC come to think about it, I never met someone from be-mag I didn't like.

Dan Rine may be a huge douchebag on here sometimes, but I bet he is a alright dude IRL

[kike mallahan]

I've met Dan in real life. I legitimately thought he was cool at the time. His Be-Mag perona killed it for me. Dude lashes out at everything that isn't Jon Bolino or a Kelso.

[southernscum]

Aside from how anyone feels about the way Jordan explains things. Or how foolish some people might think it was for him to acid drop that roof. 99% of us will agree that it was done totally wrong and should of had some speed behind it. But then there is that 1% of THEM. The Jordan Myer Dales who believe things can be done the way they believe they can be done. Jordan is and has always been one of the most talented rollerbladers alive. He has been on teams and companies with the BIGGEST names in rollerblading history. Hell Dave Paine took the time to do like a 6 page spread on the dood. Jon Elliot decided to put an a crazy amount of money and time into the guy. He was in the finals at pretty much every IMYTA. Any trick you have ever thought about doing DanRine the guy has done. And then did it switch, and then did it farside, then negative, then did a body shuffle to it. Trying to talk down to someone like Jordan Dale is like spitting in the face of our roots. Do your homework man. I hope for your sake you only come to find out that you were way wrong that Jordan is very intelligent, peaceful, and REALLY DOPE at rollerblading. Plus he is like almost 30 and still drops off 2 story buildings. That alone should earn the respect from fucking anybody.

[DanRine]

I've met Dan in real life. I legitimately thought he was cool at the time. His Be-Mag perona killed it for me. Dude lashes out at everything that isn't Jon Bolino or a Kelso.

Look in any thread with a good edit and I'm sure you'll see how much props and respect I give on this board.. anything with Haffey, Farm, Montre, Aragon, anything from Powerhouse, Kdirty, AJ, anything Valo puts out, Lowlife, Nimh.. I fucking love it all.

One thing that bothers me though-- art people who think every turd they drop is art.. and people who meditate and then jump off a roof with a cape on and talk about how it was a performance inspired by the limitless strength of the eagles wings calling to the superheros of past eons expressing the bodies transformation,, into a metamorphizezed being capable of multitudes,,, discerning the parrallel truths of seperate entities,,,, delegating that we are all one.

But don't worry I'm done arguing with Jordan it makes my head hurt.

[Charlie Hustles]

and people who meditate and then jump off a roof with a cape on and talk about how it was a performance inspired by the limitless strength of the eagles wings calling to the superheros of past eons expressing the bodies transformation,, into a metamorphizezed being capable of multitudes,,, discerning the parrallel truths of seperate entities,,,, we are all one.

Far out. I can dig it.

[bobgross]

This thread has left me thoroughly confused.

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

Far out. I can dig it.
i always thought it be dope as fuck if someone made an entire section in metaphor

[southernscum]

I must admit bro, the way you just purposely ripped off J. Dale's lingo made you seem a lot more peaceful and smarter. Hope you have a good day.

[DanRine]

I must admit bro, the way you just purposely ripped off J. Dale's lingo made you seem a lot more peaceful and smarter. Hope you have a good day.

I know.. its cause smart people use big words and lots of commas and doesn't afraid of anything.

[oldskizzle]

I know.. its cause smart people use big words and lots of commas and doesn't afraid of anything.

God dammit chad....for real though, Jordan is who he is and shreds like a G. I really dont think dood says what he says to be, "artsy." He is a very kind bud IRL and still holds it down. I think you just have his personality confused with artsyfartfagmongerdouchbags is all. He is off center, as am I in a BIG FUXEN WAY, so I got love for homie and support his blading. I comma I nigga what spelenglidesh what dogma.

[oldskizzle]

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that video had me rolling, definitely the best rollerblader music vid of all times... OF ALL TIMES! puts frankie to shame. this guy seems like quite the character, rollerblading needs more characters.

[jordanmyerdale]

Aside from how anyone feels about the way Jordan explains things. Or how foolish some people might think it was for him to acid drop that roof. 99% of us will agree that it was done totally wrong and should of had some speed behind it. But then there is that 1% of THEM. The Jordan Myer Dales who believe things can be done the way they believe they can be done. Jordan is and has always been one of the most talented rollerbladers alive. He has been on teams and companies with the BIGGEST names in rollerblading history. Hell Dave Paine took the time to do like a 6 page spread on the dood. Jon Elliot decided to put an a crazy amount of money and time into the guy. He was in the finals at pretty much every IMYTA. Any trick you have ever thought about doing DanRine the guy has done. And then did it switch, and then did it farside, then negative, then did a body shuffle to it. Trying to talk down to someone like Jordan Dale is like spitting in the face of our roots. Do your homework man. I hope for your sake you only come to find out that you were way wrong that Jordan is very intelligent, peaceful, and REALLY DOPE at rollerblading. Plus he is like almost 30 and still drops off 2 story buildings. That alone should earn the respect from fucking anybody.

I felt like a little kid who giggles reading this.

[jordanmyerdale]

Look in any thread with a good edit and I'm sure you'll see how much props and respect I give on this board.. anything with Haffey, Farm, Montre, Aragon, anything from Powerhouse, Kdirty, AJ, anything Valo puts out, Lowlife, Nimh.. I fucking love it all.

One thing that bothers me though-- art people who think every turd they drop is art.. and people who meditate and then jump off a roof with a cape on and talk about how it was a performance inspired by the limitless strength of the eagles wings calling to the superheros of past eons expressing the bodies transformation,, into a metamorphizezed being capable of multitudes,,, discerning the parrallel truths of seperate entities,,,, delegating that we are all one.

But don't worry I'm done arguing with Jordan it makes my head hurt.

-Sorry for your pain, calm down.

[jordanmyerdale]

lol.

[jordanmyerdale]

I have those. Penis wrinkles.

[jordanmyerdale]

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that video had me rolling, definitely the best rollerblader music vid of all times... OF ALL TIMES! puts frankie to shame. this guy seems like quite the character, rollerblading needs more characters.

I'm writing a book called "Jack and King Frog: Their journey to the Vision of Infiniteness.

[jordanmyerdale]

A common citizen of goodness.

[jordanmyerdale]

I see nothing weird in picking up trash at a skate spot.


Lulz, I like sizemaor so much moar neow. :cool:

lol.;)

[jordanmyerdale]

I see nothing weird in picking up trash at a skate spot.


Lulz, I like sizemaor so much moar neow. :cool:


Dan Rine is just a big bitter faggot. I don't even know why you guys are amusing him by responding to his shit. Dude really is the worst.


Figures, he came up with some of the biggest douche bags I ever met in my time as a rollerblader.


Kike Mallahan was one of the coolest dudes I've met on be-mag. He was the one who turned me on towards Jordan Dale. Since then I've been way into his blading.

Cool_guy was also a rad mother fucker. Same with Switch_BNC come to think about it, I never met someone from be-mag I didn't like.

Dan Rine may be a huge douchebag on here sometimes, but I bet he is a alright dude IRL


I've met Dan in real life. I legitimately thought he was cool at the time. His Be-Mag perona killed it for me. Dude lashes out at everything that isn't Jon Bolino or a Kelso.

Lash! Lash! Lash! hehe. We should go practice being Indiana Jones with his sweet bullwhip.

[dag.]

That's how you do it man. You just walk off it like your sleep walking and hopefully you come into waking state on the way down. Haven't you heard the song buy Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, "And I'm free! Free Fallin!"

haha. alright.. just for this... i give you respect.

[oldskizzle]

For the record I dont see anything wrong with picking up trash anywhere, its just some people knocked David for doing it....well mocked is more appropriate.