Post your accents, fags

[jonathan]

We're all from different parts of the globe. Make a audio post saying something on how you normally speak... so we can judge you.

Mescalito, Cool_guy called you up when we were all drunk as shit so we can hear yours. I want to hear you whisper sweet nothings to me in that accent.

DO IT NEOW

[Shadows]

i speak chaucler

[DnEhThEnD]

I have no accent, when you go to the movies and hear people talking, that's how I sound

I don't like my voice but I don't have an accent

[jonathan]

sharky probably sounds like sweet angels.

I bet you quark sounds like a inbox full of dick pix

[jonathan]

Guy Crawford has a funny accent. :P

[cminor]

Here's a guide for hearing regional accents. Read the words aloud, and answer the questions.

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

[Garett]

Mines in that manly mini ramp session. Watered down Canadian with a sprinkle of Aussie slang.

[DnEhThEnD]

I think I called Brady once

[jonathan]

Here's a guide for hearing regional accents. Read the words aloud, and answer the questions.

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

http://drunkweeaboo.com/img/reactions/Beast_Do_it_faggot.jpg

[DnEhThEnD]

it sounds so gay to hear english people say shopping trolley

[Red Rider]

I talk fast and never sound very enthused. I don't really like my voice (but who does?). I think I'm pretty good at talking like a normal person, but every once in a while, I accidentally slip in some Pittsburghese. Woodward kids thought I was from the south. Imagine a very much less exaggerated version of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyXkIFn-I8

[gambiacrumember]

It's funny, I have two accents. One is from the town I live in and it is the worst raping of the English language known to man and when I'm around people who aren't from here I talk in a pretty standard British accent.

I say we all do vocaroo of what cminor suggested.

[rollerblazed]

Here's a guide for hearing regional accents. Read the words aloud, and answer the questions.

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

that's a pretty all inclusive accent test, will post one later

[cminor]

Here's a guide for hearing regional accents. Read the words aloud, and answer the questions.

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAKXDsUye2TXgxvud
I don't call caramel "Carl" the audio glitched. I do call it "carmel"

Edit: I grew up in Michigan, and have since lived in Ohio. Midwest all the way.

[Espen]

http://www.theautoabc.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/200909/47306_Hyundai-accent-1047.jpg














http://images.whatport80.com/images/c/cf/Trollface.jpg

[Garett]

The American accent, there are so many, but the seattle/cali one sounds soooooooooooooo dorky. You can pick out Americans from a mile away, even though our accents are so similar. Seattle/Cali accents over pronounce everything.

[jonathan]

The American accent, there are so many, but the seattle/cali one sounds soooooooooooooo dorky. You can pick out Americans from a mile away, even though our accents are so similar. Seattle/Cali accents over pronounce everything.

*westcoast


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuTC7HxX00uwBuvsp
(here's mine)
it's hard to detect when someone haz a lisp though.

[gambiacrumember]

I'll do this tomorrow when my voice is less raspy and I'm less tired.

[NickL]

i sound like someone from the east coast of the US, but i spell like a european (theatre, whilst, etc...) because i grew up in europe and old habits die hard.

[Red Rider]

because i grew up in europe and ye olde habits die hard.
.

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

hahaha rr is the man right now

[NathanC]

North Carolina now for more then half my life. But my accent is pretty general. http://vocaroo.com/?media=vZuSsQfIw049y2oTr

also, I'm black. Not sure if that makes a difference tho.

[Flandangle]

I don't have an accent, but this is the accent of my people


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307Iq6XoL9k

[jonathan]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAKXDsUye2TXgxvud
I don't call caramel "Carl" the audio glitched. I do call it "carmel"

Edit: I grew up in Michigan, and have since lived in Ohio. Midwest all the way.

I miss your voice. :(

[Gonzalo]

I have a hispanic accent, but it's not very pronounced. Some people even tell me I have no accent at all (which is not true). Sometimes I wish I had a thicker accent because the ladies love it.

[ridindirty919]

i come from a spanish speaking house, grew up in jersey till high school, and then moved down to NC
dont think i have any type of accent

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vL9nxcgaDRmJlK3Cp

[Krish]

I'm from Minnesota
some people think all Minnesotans have that "Fargo accent" which is ironic as that town is in North Dakota. I do not have that accent, I speak what you would call "normal". Some people claim I stress the "o" in some words, but I think they're just listening for it.

Something that bothers me, when people say "ant" instead of aunt. I call it pop, but if I refer to a type of pop it's grape soda, orange soda, cream soda etc.

[DK2 rolla]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLjDwogJzkuNtTSsg

Bit hungover but you get the jist

[The Average Homeboy]

I sound like a redneck.

[DK2 rolla]

I can also do aboriginal and jamaican :)

[The Average Homeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuS1XoRoJs

[gambiacrumember]

I sound like I don't spend a lot of time in the UK. But when I'm in the states my accent makes the panties hit the floor.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vBbWyzYOGENsD6rsU

[bander_saleh]

The American accent, there are so many, but the seattle/cali one sounds soooooooooooooo dorky. You can pick out Americans from a mile away, even though our accents are so similar. Seattle/Cali accents over pronounce everything.

:O im from seattle. but im living in the middle east at the moment so i bet my accents sounds fucked up by now

[andreas542]

A blend of rural Swedish and Somersetarian English.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTQEmA4XpCGQnyHCE

[sharkyROL]

This Vocaroo shit isn't working for me.
Add me on Skype if you wanna hear my accent.
Search for Catalin Olteanu.

[Otacon_EXE]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAZ5cLI2uChlbZbmI


What accent do I have? I've moved around quite a bit.

inb4 your accent is faggotese

[gambiacrumember]

A blend of rural Swedish and Somersetarian English.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTQEmA4XpCGQnyHCE

You might want to record that again, I want to hear the fucked up accent I've always suspected you'd have.

[DnEhThEnD]

I'll record mine when I get off of work, maybe

[andreas542]

You might want to record that again, I want to hear the fucked up accent I've always suspected you'd have.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DEyXs5C574k/TOvGKt5-EwI/AAAAAAAABqo/zxhQK3tM4k0/s1600/TROLL.png

Just for you, Gambia:

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrnHIkuPympaSXSTi

I kept having to re-do it as my Macbook didn't like the website, so in the end I only did the words. Not as fucked up as you might think.

[gambiacrumember]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DEyXs5C574k/TOvGKt5-EwI/AAAAAAAABqo/zxhQK3tM4k0/s1600/TROLL.png

Just for you, Gambia:

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrnHIkuPympaSXSTi

I kept having to re-do it as my Macbook didn't like the website, so in the end I only did the words. Not as fucked up as you might think.

Lol, not as much Somerset as I thought. Easiest accent to pick up in the world.

[Dave O]

ITT everyone says they have a normal accent.

[m.m.lunatic]

I have a general Non-local American accent. I moved around too much and have parent's that are too unrelated to have a southern accent.

[m.m.lunatic]

ITT everyone says they have a normal accent.

yea pretty much, I knew a guy from new jersey who didn't know he had a new jersey accent till i told him, hahaha.

[Boz|cv2]

everytime i talk i think i disgrace the english accent, but im from the west midlands, so its not my fault.

[Dr. Zaius]

ITT: ITT is now acceptable on be-mag.

[Kent]

Ask Ian

[Krish]

http://www.dieselstation.com/pics/Hyundai%20Accent%202009-car-pictures.jpg

[Flandangle]

é

[mescalito]

this ones for you jonathan.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v2pnKiJWou0Ys4WSc

shit is weird hearing your on voice

[George Amos]

English to my Californian friends, Trans-Atlantic to my English friends.

[m.m.lunatic]

this ones for you jonathan.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v2pnKiJWou0Ys4WSc

shit is weird hearing your on voice

Definite southern accent, not thick, but there nonetheless

[emazingli]

http://www.theautoabc.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/200909/47306_Hyundai-accent-1047.jpg













http://images.whatport80.com/images/c/cf/Trollface.jpg

LOL with this one. :D

[NathanC]

don't feel like doing the vocaroo thing, I'm a black dude, burb accents for the most part.

rough mix of some music with my voice for an idea.


http://soundcloud.com/nates-sessions/done

[adam samurai | PHC]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vRqgVYRYSKsdbPLnp
my mid-western voice

[Dennis]

Here is mine !
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vqWfKHoU42vJJFhlt


WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

[fast eddie]

I used to speak like a California surfer in the 80s until I lost it when I moved from Huntington Beach, CA to northwest Ohio in 1993. Think Jeff Spicoli from Fast times at Ridgemont High :lol:

Now, I have no accent at all. Enunciation was hammered into my skull during my teen years. I can, however, correctly identify lots of American dialects as well as identify accents when overseas, I made a game of it when visiting Krakow, Poland and Prague, Czech Republic.

I can almost always differentiate between British and Australian accents, but I get stumped on New Zealand accents.

[nai]

However people talk in Connecticut.

[fast eddie]

However people talk in Connecticut.

I imagine it's like this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lowk1ZnJTQs

[gambiacrumember]

I imagine it's like this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lowk1ZnJTQs

:lol: Funny every time.

[gen2roller]

I can almost always differentiate between British and Australian accents, but I get stumped on New Zealand accents.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po9Z5yr9aU4

[ryanmatthewdaily]

Posting in order to remind myself to participate when I get home.

[rev. the mike]

I've got a pretty mild Midwest accent that gets stronger toward a Chicago accent when I've been drinking.

[Muppet4Eternity]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DEyXs5C574k/TOvGKt5-EwI/AAAAAAAABqo/zxhQK3tM4k0/s1600/TROLL.png

Just for you, Gambia:

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrnHIkuPympaSXSTi

I kept having to re-do it as my Macbook didn't like the website, so in the end I only did the words. Not as fucked up as you might think.
What part of Scumerset you from? Yeovil is hella different to Glastonbury.

[Muppet4Eternity]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vt03bXBlnrZ8HH51C

[ryanmatthewdaily]

Voylah:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzt1uizARGTr5FLnP

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

[kmediavideo]

Ohio. Midwestern Accent, which is the "standard american" recognizable accent. That's why most news anchors are from the midwest, everyone can understand what we're saying.