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DnEhThEnD
03.06.2011, 14:17
.. there is both a 3 inch piece of shit and a 3 inch (living) cockroach in the toilet

think I'll hold my piss for a while
MyGlockGoPopPopPop
03.06.2011, 14:22
Precise measurements, there must have been something 3 inches nearby for you to compare them to.
MITSUBISHI FUJI
03.06.2011, 14:23
Gross man.
I worked at a 99% black high school, and there were bunch of chicken wings in the bathroom floor almost everyday.
Quark
03.06.2011, 14:23
Do you have a vagina? Were you raised as a girl? Because to my knowledge you do not have to sit down to pee.

You are a pussy. And that's ME, saying that.
Hayden.
03.06.2011, 14:23
Precise measurements, there must have been something 3 inches nearby for you to compare them to.

ZING.
greg is cool
03.06.2011, 14:23
you did this
http://i.imgur.com/8fZDf.png



when you should of

http://i.imgur.com/jw9mh.png
KUBINS
03.06.2011, 14:26
Pics?
fast eddie
03.06.2011, 14:29
The building management decided to shut the water off to our floor yesterday without telling us there was a problem.

When we asked what's up, they said that we were to use the bathrooms on the floor above us and not to use the bathrooms on our floor.

I said, fuck that, I'm not taking that trek.

I took a shit and since I couldn't flush, I let it mellow.

I wasn't the only one, it seems. I went in to take a pass about an hour ago after not using the bathroom here since I took that shit yesterday, there are many shits in the same toilet and the whole bathroom reeks of foulness.


Viva la poop-olutiġn!
DnEhThEnD
03.06.2011, 14:30
the shit isn't even in the water, it's stuck to the side.. there may be pics
Espen
03.06.2011, 14:33
thefuck? Why didn't you just pee? Now everybody think you made that dump...and tried to force feed it to the cockroach...
Espen
03.06.2011, 14:35
the shit isn't even in the water, it's stuck to the side.. there may be pics

geee...sounds like a sweet mission to me; blast it with piss till it gets in the water.


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lke9lhUdIs1qh2koq.jpg
DnEhThEnD
03.06.2011, 14:36
thefuck? Why didn't you just pee? Now everybody think you made that dump...and tried to force feed it to the cockroach...

it went exactly like this

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/2011/81446-grandpa-simpson.gif



the roach was gone, i pissed said shit off the side of the toilet
gambiacrumember
03.06.2011, 14:40
Gross man.
I worked at a 99% black high school, and there were bunch of chicken wings in the bathroom floor almost everyday.

Fucking lol.
wrb222
03.06.2011, 16:34
You missed a once in lifetime opportunity.....There's people in third world countries that can't even imagine what it would be like to piss-blast a giant bug into a log of shit.....You're a dick.
John X Campbell
03.06.2011, 16:50
Gross man.
I worked at a 99% black high school, and there were bunch of chicken wings in the bathroom floor almost everyday.

You either worked at a highschool in the 3rd ward or the 5th Ward or in sunnyside
which one was it

Please tell me it was Kashmere Highschool
salomonskater
03.06.2011, 20:53
I worked at a 99% black high school, and there were bunch of chicken wings in the bathroom floor almost everyday.

:lol: