If you could ruin any be-maggers life..

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

Who would it be and what would you do?


I would make Jonathon deathly allergic to cats.

[Shadows]

b gault cause he still owes us pics.

open top ideas though.

[gen2roller]

take away zims electronics

[Davengo]

Give mamba the rootz

[Shadows]

take away zims drugs

.

[blowakilo]

Castrate the winner

[Bassimastprime]

Let Fetus bang Squire's mom.

[jonathan]

All amazing ideas.

[NickL]

Kill mudhut to ruin bobgross's life.

[The Moose]

Let Fetus bang Squire's mom.

THIS!!!

[Flandangle]

Take away Dr. Zaius' medical license, making him merely Mr. Zaius.

[greenpiefilling]

Take away Dr. Zaius' medical license, making him merely Mr. Zaius.

hahahahaha, thats low

de-friend NickL and hang out with Dehjonis

[B-Gault]

b gault cause he still owes us pics.

open top ideas though.

If it makes you happy I almost died today! I was taking an exit and saw a spider right above my head. That mother fucker distracted me for a second and I end up driving my 2 left tires up on the curve on the grass probably going 45-50. Luckily no one was behind me. Had to get a new tire. fml, im already in debt and no job.

Oh and he didnt get away. After I pulled over to the side of the road he was put to rest.

[chrisbreezyyy]

take away zims electronics

.

[B-Gault]

Take away humphrey third nipple. Its where his powers come from.

[Dberg]

Pirate Jesus' video.

[Bassimastprime]

^ lol'd

[NickL]

hahahahaha, thats low

de-friend NickL and hang out with Dehjonis

TAKE IT BACK. THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY!

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Give greg a neck..... a really long one

[greg is cool]

Give greg a neck..... a really long one

;)

juneBugathon allergic to cats is the best so far to be honest

Make Tim Adams the head of his local tea party branch

[u am snookems]

Make Tim Adams the head of his local tea party branch

lol

[jakeordie]

I'd say Moya, but I can't think what would make his life worse than it already is.

[greg is cool]

I'd say Moya, but I can't think what would make his life worse than it already is.

make him allergic to sluts.

[NathanC]

Zim



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYvVIDKbEt8

[R-MONEY$$$]

I would ruin Jake Or Die's life by making skate products to his standards.

[ZiM108]

you guys need to chill out... ok so i was a asshole for a while, sorry i was going through some shit chill bros

[greg is cool]

you guys need to chill out... ok so i was a asshole for a while, sorry i was going through some shit chill bros

id make natalie portman have sex with me, R$ and Bran>don(so she gets an STD(just kidding brandon, just trying have a good time) and he likes sloppy thirds)
that would make zims day

[R-MONEY$$$]

id make natalie portman have sex with me, R$ and Bran>don(so she gets an STD(just kidding brandon, just trying have a good time) and he likes sloppy thirds)
that would make zims day

Don't worry, I would hook her up with some stds for sure if Brandon weren't up for it. Hopefully some wicked stuff that there arn't even names for yet, I mean are you really living life if you die with no stds?

[R-MONEY$$$]

I would ruin U AM SNOOKEMS life by destroying all environmentally harmful items and ways of life. I would make the world fair for everyone. and yes that would destroy his life...

[NathanC]

:lol:

[klebanironcross]

I would take away the ankle straps from Muppets new SK carbon 2s...then again his parents would probably buy him another new pair.

[Krish]

I'd kill myself, show me what's up.

[jonathan]

I take away key words out R-Money$$$ vocabulary. Short list 20 words make normal day day conversations awkward without. Shit like "okay, etc."

I'll make R-Money$$$ awkward talk. Ruin his life.

[Espen]

I take away key words out R-Money$$$ vocabulary. Short list 20 words make normal day day conversations awkward without. Shit like "okay, etc."

I'll make R-Money$$$ awkward talk. Ruin his life.

Or you could just buy non-dolphin friendly tuna

[R-MONEY$$$]

I take away key words out R-Money$$$ vocabulary. Short list 20 words make normal day day conversations awkward without. Shit like "okay, etc."

I'll make R-Money$$$ awkward talk. Ruin his life.

Damn.....I didn't see that one coming...

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

I'd make Kent hideous, it would ruin me.

[jonathan]

WTF????

[jonathan]

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters.

[jonathan]

oh okay. whoa.... i thought quark banned my abilities to use common words like that. He just edited my thing. nevermind. move along

[R-MONEY$$$]

that is the only thing I think that would destroy me...ruining my ability to communicate effectively.

[anton_mr]

I'd make rollerblading outlawed with a death penalty and ruin lifes of all be-maggers.

make conference a transparent company which pays decent money to riders and gives them health insurance to piss off CK

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

Change Michael Krafts legal name to Neo McNeo.

[Pulp]

Change Michael Krafts legal name to Neo McNeo.

Best one :lol: :lol:

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

Make a sequel to The Cove starring R$$$ and fam.

The Cove 2: Slaughterfest! Directed by Eli Roth.

[greg is cool]

Make a sequel to The Cove starring R$$$ and fam.

The Cove 2: Slaughterfest! Directed by Eli Roth.

id have ilikemonsters date you and make you fall madly in love, then break ur heart in the most painful way possible, problem?

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

id have ilikemonsters date you and make you fall madly in love, then break ur heart in the most painful way possible, problem?
I would have likemonsters marry me and have children with me, that would really fuck up her life.

[bobgross]

id have ilikemonsters date you and make you fall madly in love, then break ur heart in the most painful way possible, problem?
Dude, too far. :lol:

I'd give Sean Wicks and Josh Letona double sections in every skate video that comes out in 2011-2012.
Problem, entirety of Be-Mag?

[RyanBeehlerrr]

i would jerk off in mudhut's coffee. that'll teach him

[greg is cool]

Dude, too far. :lol:

I'd give Sean Wicks and Josh Letona double sections in every skate video that comes out in 2011-2012.
Problem, entirety of Be-Mag?
and i went too far? lol

[chrisbreezyyy]

i'd drink mudhut's coffee before he had the chance to, that'd ruin his day

[jonathan]

that is the only thing I think that would destroy me...ruining my ability to communicate effectively.


I thought long and hard about this. I know you could still pull bitches and make sales no matter what you looked like, with or without any part of your body...

thought about brain damage, but it wouldn't ruin your life if you didn't know you had it in you to succeed.

I'm sick, i k now.

[Pulp]

Break Codeorder's X-Games trophies.

Oh wait...

http://i52.tinypic.com/156pd7q.jpg

Not top 3.

[jonathan]

i would jerk off in mudhut's coffee. that'll teach him
I would jerk off mudhut. That'll teach him.

[Bassimastprime]

I love this thread.

[NickL]

I'd make Garrett an American citizen.

I would make it so wujduck was unable to jump over knee-high.

Force Muppet to take elocution classes so none of his cockney friends could understand him. Forever alone.

I'd bone a 13 year old...make my glockgopopop super jelly.

[bobgross]

I'd bone a 13 year old...make my glockgopopop super jelly.

I though the same thing when I first saw this thread.

[Chris Calkins]

Dude, too far. :lol:

I'd give Sean Wicks and Josh Letona double sections in every skate video that comes out in 2011-2012.
Problem, entirety of Be-Mag?


I lol'd so hard! hahhaha Sean Wicks ~ " yo fam, so u gunna gi me a section homes? I got switchups on lock eree day fam.."

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

I'd make Garrett an American citizen.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

I though the same thing when I first saw this thread.
Do I really come off like one of those pedos? Laced.

[shaneK]

i'd crush DnEhThEnD's old man cars

[gambiacrumember]

DDoS Be-mag and ruin every be-maggers life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU

Give CK $3000.

[flea]

I'd reverse Squire's sex change.

[Monday]

Proceed...

[u am snookems]

Change Michael Krafts legal name to Neo McNeo.

Somehow that's not as bad as just "Neo."

[u am snookems]

I'd make Quark read a book.

[salomonskater]

Somehow that's not as bad as just "Neo."

Why do people call you Neo, Michael?

[Quark]

I would lock Neo in a room with a bunch of huge, hairy Mexican rapists and feed him nothing but spoiled bacon for the rest of his life.

[Krish]

Why do people call you Neo, Michael?
You haven't been around very long have you?

[jonathan]

I'll prevent Quark from ever getting PM'd messages of penises anymore. :lol:

[CHARLIE HUSTLES FREED]

Why do people call you Neo, Michael?

His old-school Be-Mag name was I am Neo. I specifically remember him saying a few years ago that he doesn't like when people call him Neo in person and that he kind of got stuck with that name. I don't know why, but when I first met him in person I wanted to call him Neo so bad (not to poke fun or anything, but that's just kind of what I knew him as). I either called him nothing or Michael Kraft, I can't remember which, but either felt oddly good since I knew inside he was like, "Yes, I am not Neo!"

[NickL]

I'm drinking two steel reserves right now. I'm ruining my own life.

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

I'm drinking two steel reserves right now. I'm ruining my own life.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NickL again.

[greenpiefilling]

will have jonathan have allergic angry rough sex with a 13 year old cat with stds, because cminor jerked off in his coffee, because she drank two steel reserves trying to make R-MONEY$$$ look less weird in real life, that will teach that relationship

[bostonsk8er]

I would ruin CKs life by removing the dat ass thread, leaving him with nothing to get caught Wucking it birdskin to...

[cminor]

will have jonathan have allergic angry rough sex with a 13 year old cat with stds, because cminor jerked off in his coffee, because she drank two steel reserves trying to make R-MONEY$$$ look less weird in real life, that will teach that relationship

Dude. You know I can take two steel reserves standing up.

[greenpiefilling]

Dude. You know I can take two steel reserves standing up.

thats actually how i imagined you jerking off into jonathan's coffee, standing up and sighing as you
shake the can and tease yourself with the last drops of your second steely

[jonathan]

Dude. You know I can take two steel reserves standing up.

Since when did you start calling me and R-money$$$ Steel Reserve?

[Bassimastprime]

LOL, oh god :lol:

[cminor]

thats actually how i imagined you jerking off into jonathan's coffee, standing up and sighing as you
shake the can and tease yourself with the last drops of your second steely

:lol:

[BMV]

I'd enlist Charlie Hustles in the U.S Marines.

[Bassimastprime]

I'd enlist Charlie Hustles in the U.S Marines.

<3

[CHARLIE HUSTLES FREED]

Paid training in weapons and tactics? I could think of worse. I wouldn't kill anyone except for double-agent style like Dutch's dad in that one hood-book.

[Village Idiot]

I'd reverse Squire's sex change.

+ rep

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

make avichai live in palestine

[!!!]

^haha.

erase all of dolega's knowledge of skate history/hardware, leaving him with nothing to talk about.

[Pulp]

Fuck the girl in Bass's sig.
Burn every vest in the world so that Flea/AZ dudes were vestless.
Give Zim a mirror so he can see that he's black.
Transfer greg is cool to a SFW porn editing company.

[Bassimastprime]

Fuck the girl in Bass's sig..

Oh you son of a bitch, you win this round.

YOU B..BETTER NOT!!!! O...OR I'LL LIKE, FIGHT YOU.

[Pulp]

Oh you son of a bitch, you win this round.

YOU B..BETTER NOT!!!! O...OR I'LL LIKE, FIGHT YOU.

Who is she, out lf curiosity? She is pretty, but a different kind of pretty.

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

Who is she, out lf curiosity? She is pretty, but a different kind of pretty.
She is probably 12 years old.

[bobgross]

^haha.

erase all of dolega's knowledge of skate history/hardware, leaving him with nothing to talk about.

:shock:

[jonathan]

She is probably 12 years old.

yep, definitely pinning you for the pedo file award.

[Pulp]

yep, definitely pinning you for the pedo file award.

Coming from the guy who is counting down the days til he's busted for beastiality? (;

OH U

[jonathan]

Sometimes I wish my girlfriend was a cat.

[bobgross]

Dammit Jonathan.

[Pulp]

Sometimes I wish my girlfriend was a cat.

That just makes you a furry. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

[jonathan]

My roommate is a cat named zelda. She is purrrfect.

[smiley]

i'd make myself unable to tts ever again and not be able to smile

[Pulp]

i'd make myself unable to tts ever again and not be able to smile

No juggling, either.

[Bassimastprime]

Honestly, I have no idea who she is. By far the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Somebody said that she looks like me hahaha, I guess we do have some similar facial features. I've been messaging random russian people for intel ololololol.

[Titties 'N' Beer]

I'd take away BMV's red text and make him rollerblade without health insurance.

Ban anybody who averages more than eight posts per day.

[Turnip Head]

Make girls consent to sexual activities with Busspass.