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Have you ever taken a shit that just seems perfect? As if the planets aligned and the stars wept just for your random bowel movement? The whole ordeal just goes by so smoothly and without effort that you think, were there a higher power, it would've smiled upon your daily ritual with a twinkle in its eye, as if parting the Red Sea that is your colon, allowing you an unexplainably perfect and righteous poop.
I'm aware that not everyone will be able to enjoy such an event, nay, endeavor! But I have, just moments ago, and I wish you all to share in my fulfillment.
Stay classy, my friends.
are you referring to the teflon coated, non-wipe requiring, no flush needed because it disappears down the bowl itself?
Bassimastprime
12.07.2011, 15:54
How about the bloody kinds?
no-wipers are awesome
don't think I've ever had a no-wiper+no flusher combo, that would be sweet
last week i had a blue milkshake and it came out 30 minutes later i named it the teenage mutant ninja shit
Bassimastprime
17.07.2011, 00:53
Posting to raise my post count and show more love for the Site Feedback section. These posts are all very helpful to Be-Mag, but remember that the forefathers FOUGHT to earn you the privilege of posting here. Never forget.
Matt Moya will not have died in vain!
RIP Rotgut.
No, wait. He's still alive, my bad.
This is now a dissociative identity disorder thread.
This is now a dissociative identity disorder thread.
NO U
Bassimastprime
20.07.2011, 01:46
LOL!!!
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