The Dump Thread. (a.k.a. when you poop.) [Archive]

Espen

10.05.2009, 16:40

I had the best morning shit ever the other day, I was thinking of posting a pic here but never got that far :?

chriscunningham

10.05.2009, 17:41

Just had the dirtiest, pastiest shite I've had in a while. It was not enjoyable to say the least.

gatsby

10.05.2009, 21:13

i was takin a pretty solid one earlier today, just hanging out and reading my history book

and then halfway through it turned liquid :? :?:

Emiger

10.05.2009, 21:15

i was takin a pretty solid one earlier today, just hanging out and reading my history book

and then halfway through it turned liquid :? :?:

Fucking treacherous turds.

kike mallahan

10.05.2009, 21:15

Dump #2 of this glorious day.

CommonSense01

10.05.2009, 21:18

i was takin a pretty solid one earlier today, just hanging out and reading my history book

and then halfway through it turned liquid :? :?:

Fucking treacherous turds.

I hate those cork shits.

Also opiod/opiate shits are the worst. I now understand what it's like to give birth. I too can sympathize.

kmediavideo

10.05.2009, 22:15

I jsut took a really nasty shit. it was an "all the alcohol i drank yesterday finally decided to exit" shit. not enjoyable, but good to see go.

I had one the other day that scared me. It felt like a normal poop, and then all of a sudden my asshole exploded with some hidden liquid behind the turd. It was like a rocket into the toilet. I was caught completely offguard..... I cried for a minute.

jay cocain

11.05.2009, 22:29

the last time i poop was wack it hurt like shit!
i took a pic it's pretty discusting..
dont look at it if you just ate cause you are going to vomit!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_01ccec968fb54af0583ec026d510a426.jpg

941MAN

11.05.2009, 22:43

shitting when high isn't that bad

ilurk

11.05.2009, 23:27

http://i42.tinypic.com/23h999g.jpg

ross anthony

11.05.2009, 23:31

http://i42.tinypic.com/23h999g.jpg

seriously, with under 10 posts under your belt that picture is epic ... and requires a lot of skills to poop in a circle like that.

i've been drinking all day (didn't have to work today) and i've shit alcohol (yes just pure alcohol) at least 4 times since i've woken up. i'm pretty sure i've stopped peeing it out.

MANMADE

11.05.2009, 23:36

Currently in the process of defficating. iPhone ftw.

Just wish the living room tv wasn't so loud. Trying to relax.

ilurk

11.05.2009, 23:38

Currently in the process of defficating. iPhone ftw.

Just wish the living room tv wasn't so loud. Trying to relax.
Iphone needs universal remote application :x

kike mallahan

11.05.2009, 23:40

Currently in the process of defficating. iPhone ftw.

Just wish the living room tv wasn't so loud. Trying to relax.
Iphone needs universal remote application :x

New user has potential.

MANMADE

11.05.2009, 23:46

Currently in the process of defficating. iPhone ftw.

Just wish the living room tv wasn't so loud. Trying to relax.
Iphone needs universal remote application :x+17474838475748

I approve of ilurk.

kmediavideo

11.05.2009, 23:55

Currently in the process of defficating. iPhone ftw.

Just wish the living room tv wasn't so loud. Trying to relax.
Iphone needs universal remote application :x

Yeah dude, i always poop with my ipod touch in hand. The internet is the best shitter reading ever, especially the magic of be-mag. I almost wiped with my ipod by accident, that would have been bad.

what is an urBEN?

12.05.2009, 02:20

http://i42.tinypic.com/23h999g.jpg

This came about one of two ways....

1:You are very skilled with your rectum and can produce streamline skinny turds that are easily manipulated with the swinging of the hips while pooping.This should be applauded and I would like to shake your hand...

or..

2. After laying a normal turd you decided it would be best to reach into the toilet move it into a circle, therefore shaking your hand would be completely out of the question....

either way..i'm going to take a shit

ilayfatdumps

12.05.2009, 02:34

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v416/ilayfatdumps/Photo0066.jpg

if you look closely, you can see that the log is a lot longer than it appears. it goes all the way down the hole

ilayfatdumps

12.05.2009, 02:35

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v416/ilayfatdumps/Photo0150.jpg

i call this one "indian clay"

jay cocain

12.05.2009, 02:48

lol you are a pop pro man!

ilayfatdumps

12.05.2009, 03:17

oh yea, and the first one i posted is called "dry docking"
(when your poop log comes out of the water.)
and the second one i posted is called "island ploping"
(where your poops swrils out of the water.)

Harry Maynard

12.05.2009, 06:51

http://i42.tinypic.com/23h999g.jpg

seriously, with under 10 posts under your belt that picture is epic :lol:

Espen

12.05.2009, 08:20

Oh oh!!! Drank a whole can of coffe like an hour ago, and now I gotta shit BIG TIME!!! This one will be awesome!

12.05.2009, 08:24

I just took a pretty big dump

http://www.lookalike.com/lookalikes/images/bono-geoffreyknight.jpg

Espen

12.05.2009, 08:27

I just took a pretty big dump

http://www.lookalike.com/lookalikes/images/bono-geoffreyknight.jpg

South park :lol:

kike mallahan

12.05.2009, 10:15

laying down a gross one at work. egg mcmuffins and being sick ftl. phone poast.

kike mallahan

16.05.2009, 13:06

pewp

16.05.2009, 13:10

great morning poop

whata way to start the day!

yerp

16.05.2009, 13:30

i had papa johns for dinner last night. id say my morning shit was a combination of dry docking and a little bit of island plopping.