View Full Version : Just got back from my colonic.
It wasn't nearly as weird as I thought it would be. The thing they put in your ass is pretty big, but you don't feel it going in. The most uncomfortable thing is that you literally feel like you are taking giant shits onto the table, except there is a hose catching it. It's pretty awkward at first, until you just learn to relax and let it flow out.
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R-MONEY$$$
11.05.2009, 15:02
taking part in a lil colon irrigation. Nice I have always wondered what that would be like. Did the theropist comment on the color of your stool? did you weigh yourself before and after?
rev. the mike
11.05.2009, 15:04
yea i was going to ask if you weighed yourself before and after also. do you feel refreshed or anything? how expensive?
it was 70 bucks. i dont really feel refreshed or anything though, but i didnt really feel bad to begin with. i just get indigestion, and i thought this would help.
R-MONEY$$$
11.05.2009, 15:08
What is the investment for colon hydrotherapy?
Single session $75.00
3 series 195.00*
6 series 400.00*
10 series 600.00*
i dunno. i just got one. i finished early because nothing more was coming out, so i assume i wont need another one for a while.
R-MONEY$$$
11.05.2009, 15:11
you still havn't answered the weight question.
oh haha i left out the most important part. the girl that did it was my age and goes to my college. she was asking if the apartment i live in has any openings. haha. i couldn't even look her in the eye after it was over. im pretty sure i got shit on her when she took the aparatus out of my ass too because she said "oops".
rev. the mike
11.05.2009, 15:15
oh haha i left out the most important part. the girl that did it was my age and goes to my college. she was asking if the apartment i live in has any openings. haha. i couldn't even look her in the eye after it was over. im pretty sure i got shit on her when she took the aparatus out of my ass too because she said "oops".
you should date her, then fuck her in her bed, then shit the bed while she is sleeping. when she awakes, shout, "DO YOU SEE WHAT I'VE BECOME BECAUSE OF YOU?" Then give her the Peoples' Elbow and bail.
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
oh haha i left out the most important part. the girl that did it was my age and goes to my college. she was asking if the apartment i live in has any openings. haha. i couldn't even look her in the eye after it was over. im pretty sure i got shit on her when she took the aparatus out of my ass too because she said "oops".
lollll
It wasn't nearly as weird as I thought it would be. The thing they put in your ass is pretty big, but you don't feel it going in.
someone's a natural. :wink:
Chris Fortune
11.05.2009, 15:19
did she touch ur dik?
did she touch ur dik?
almost. i didnt realize you had to get completely naked from teh waste down to do it. haha she asked me if i wanted her to leave the room when i got up and went to the bathroom.
i didnt weigh myself before or after, i didn't even think of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBtGAYIesU
this video sums up what i had done pretty nicely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g5lqrr2Xgw
this girl filmed herself when getting it put in her ass. she really overexaggerated what it feels like, she would not be one for anal sex.
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
:lol:
Alex Coe
11.05.2009, 16:05
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
:lol:
LOL
m.m.lunatic
11.05.2009, 16:08
Sooooo, basically you just blew 75 bucks to pay some chick to give you an enima?
Supernintendo Chalmers
11.05.2009, 16:10
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
fuck yeah. you know she's down to get freaky.
u am snookems
11.05.2009, 16:12
oh haha i left out the most important part. the girl that did it was my age and goes to my college. she was asking if the apartment i live in has any openings. haha. i couldn't even look her in the eye after it was over. im pretty sure i got shit on her when she took the aparatus out of my ass too because she said "oops".
This is amazing.
u am snookems
11.05.2009, 16:13
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
I laughed so hard at this.
:lol:
jay cocain
11.05.2009, 16:23
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
did it stink alot in the room?
Glitter Child
11.05.2009, 16:30
I'm really surprised no one has responded with something like, "Holy shit, Dogg. You're a huge fag. Way to, intentionally, get a tube stuck in your ass. OMG. SUCH A FAG."
The female doctors should definitely be giving a hand job with that free hand during the procedure. I'd say the $70 would be a bit more justified if that was the case.
JoeyViola
11.05.2009, 17:14
so after having that done, do you not have to take a shit for a while??
oh haha i left out the most important part. the girl that did it was my age and goes to my college. she was asking if the apartment i live in has any openings. haha. i couldn't even look her in the eye after it was over. im pretty sure i got shit on her when she took the aparatus out of my ass too because she said "oops".
you should date her, then fuck her in her bed, then shit the bed while she is sleeping. when she awakes, shout, "DO YOU SEE WHAT I'VE BECOME BECAUSE OF YOU?" Then give her the Peoples' Elbow and bail.
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
holy lol
oh haha i left out the most important part. the girl that did it was my age and goes to my college. she was asking if the apartment i live in has any openings. haha. i couldn't even look her in the eye after it was over. im pretty sure i got shit on her when she took the aparatus out of my ass too because she said "oops".
you should date her, then fuck her in her bed, then shit the bed while she is sleeping. when she awakes, shout, "DO YOU SEE WHAT I'VE BECOME BECAUSE OF YOU?" Then give her the Peoples' Elbow and bail.
would you ever date a girl that sucked shit out of your ass into a bag before?
holy lol
this thread :lol: :lol: :lol:
Knucklehead
11.05.2009, 22:22
I usually leave a tip.
I usually leave a tip.
lol
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