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Had plans to go to Ikea with a friend of mine, last minute she tells me her mom is coming. I said okay, not like I'm dating this girl and I never will so no big deal. She texts me and says I'll be by at whatever o'clock and I told her "just gotta shower, shit, and shave and I'll be ready." They pick me up later and my face is still all scruffy and she says "I thought you were going to shave", so I pause and awkwardly reply "I did." ... car is silent and awkward for about 5 minutes until she turns on the radio.
Moms wants it.
You'd better fuck her mom, dude.
Fuck you man, I just noticed. I'm drunk and I have to be up at 4am for work.
I fucked up bad didn't I?
So you were wuckin ya birdskin instead of shaving ?
So you were shavin ya birdskin instead of wuckin?
pics of Ikea
Pics of friend.
pics of mom
sooo you did or didn't siitb?
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