Unnacceptable breakfest items.

[Tra]

AND GO:

Lucky Charms
Hollandaise
English muffins (shoulda been a bagel)
Sausage patties instead of links
Whipped cream
Boysenberry syrup
Yogurt that you have to stir
Yogurt with chunks
Maple & brown sugar pop-tarts
Pop-tarts

[nlausch]

i usually can't eat when i wake up. so when i eat breakfast food, its usually for lunch or dinner. what should i do?

[gen2roller]

i usually can't eat when i wake up. so when i eat breakfast food, its usually for lunch or dinner. what should i do?

I am like that too, try eating yogurt. fast simple and easy to eat

[Tra]

I just eat breakfast at 2pm. No one ever said you had to have breakfast in the morning. There are no rules to breakfast.

[Alex Coe]

I just eat breakfast at 2pm. No one ever said you had to have breakfast in the morning. There are no rules to breakfast.

U funy.

[JsameM]

One thing that grosses me out is when people put syrup over their entire breakfast plate. Like all over their eggs and bacon and shit. It's wack and I'm not feelin it.

[Justin_Berry524]

Fried bologna. Actually that's unacceptable at any meal.

[DanRine]

Unacceptable human beings- picky eaters

[Tra]

Ban whack eaters.

[Muppet4Eternity]

KFC

[Adam K]

hollandaise, explain?

[Adam K]

english muffins, explain?

[Adam K]

whip cream, explain?

[DanRine]

Well I would've let the english muffins thing slide and agree most of those items are pretty wack until you got to talking about yoghurt like some Trix-yogurt-eating babychild. The good stuff's got chunks and yeah sometimes you have to stir it.

[DnEhThEnD]

breakfast

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[DanRine]

hollandaise, explain?

Your best chance of getting salmonella is definitely by ordering eggs benedict.

[Adam K]

Your best chance of getting salmonella is definitely by ordering eggs benedict.

eggs that most restaurants get are from large distributors and are probably 100% safe to eat raw. Hollandaise and bernaise are cooked.... so what's your point? Eggs are not eatable?

[TRSspidey]

AND GO:

Lucky Charms

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[DanRine]

eggs that most restaurants get are from large distributors and are probably 100% safe to eat raw. Hollandaise and bernaise are cooked.... so what's your point? Eggs are not eatable?

Hollandaise has to stay at a sort of tepid temperature to keep its consistency, so its like eating eggs that have been sitting under a heat lamp for several hours.

[Muppet4Eternity]

Besides, what the fuck is Breakfest? It's Breakfast.

[fast eddie]

a roll of quarters
Pez
Jello
almond roca

[wrb222]

fuck you the brown sugar pop tarts are the only ones worth eating

[nlausch]

fuck you the brown sugar pop tarts are the only ones worth eating

gtfo..

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[nlausch]

There are no rules to breakfast.


Unnacceptable breakfast items.

word.

[ift]

It is funny how he posted the best pop-tart specifically... and Wild Berry is my #2. You guys are on point.

[salomonskater]

Any grain product (yes, that includes bread, pasta, muffins and all dat jazz).
Any dairy product besides butter.

>2012
>Still eating cereal
ISHYGDDT

[nai]

I eat the same breakfast every morning.

[tim_adams]

Kris, you pretty much listed all of my favorite breakfast items. So... I disagree.

[Red Rider]

Your best chance of getting salmonella is definitely by ordering eggs benedict.

The average person will encounter an infected egg once every 80 years.

[NathanC]

man this thread is crazy. You could eat a goat and it'd still be an awesome breakfast food.


Eating in the morning is incredible.

[DanRine]

The average person will encounter an infected egg once every 80 years.

The eggs themselves are fine, but hollandaise=eggs that have been sitting in a warm room for several hours. I'll take my chances with food if its something new and adventurous, but if I'm out for some hungover brunch I'm not gonna risk shitting my brains out for some mediocre eggs benedict.. but to each his own.

[gambiacrumember]

I'm surprised the OP didn't say bacon just to confirm he's a giant faggot.

[DanRine]

gtfo..

http://www.bz1-img.com/images_customers/05/72/13059127_96854_full.jpg

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/2029-kill-it-with-fire.jpg

They dont even attempt to make that look like food.

[Tra]

I'm surprised the OP didn't say bacon just to confirm he's a giant faggot.

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[CL347BV]

Anything sweet. Like cereals or donuts.

I however will eat an egg white omelette with Monterey jack cheese, shredded chicken and enough salsa to kill a donkey. Breakfast of fucking bad assess there.

[Shadows]

a nice bloody steak.

[bobgross]

mother of god

[MyGlockGoPopPopPop]

Unacceptable human beings- picky eaters

I guarantee you that I am the pickiest eater you will ever meet. Except I will probably never meet you, but you know what I mean.

[Red Rider]

I guarantee you that I am the pickiest eater you will ever meet. Except I will probably never meet you, but you know what I mean.
I'm pretty picky as well.

[Tra]

I know a guy that doesn't like burgers.

[Matthew Shannon]

I know a guy that doesn't like burgers.

does he happen to have a vagina?

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

best breakfast......also fatty as fuck

layers of pancakes....bannans.....maple syrup and fresh whipped cream....

With an iced coffee or milkshake on the side

[Tra]

best breakfast......also fatty as fuck

layers of pancakes....bannans.....maple syrup and fresh whipped cream....

With an iced coffee or milkshake on the side

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WHIPPED CREAM

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Sofa pizza

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

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[tim_adams]

I know a guy that doesn't like burgers.
... or pasta.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

I know a girl who'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast

she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly

or any of these



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[StriderKC]

English muffins (shoulda been a bagel)
Whipped cream
Boysenberry syrup
Maple & brown sugar pop-tarts
Pop-tarts

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[nyrolla420]

my roommate eats mac and cheese with ketchup for breakfast

he also substitutes tomato sauce in pasta with ketchup, so groossss.

[gRANT]

you trippin

[BMV]

Fastfood breakfast.

That is the best way to start your day off miserable.

However, if you've been up all night drinking/smoking weed, then fastfood breakfast can work.

[Matt.G]

Any cereals with sugar. Anything that goes in the microwave.
If your in that much of a rush in the morning put a egg in a pot of water first thing when you get up and by the time when your out of the shower it will be cooked. Eat that shit on the go.

[remdyz]

Any cereals with sugar. Anything that goes in the microwave.
If your in that much of a rush in the morning put a egg in a pot of water first thing when you get up and by the time when your out of the shower it will be cooked. Eat that shit on the go.

Damn, I don't know why I don't do that already. Hardboiled breezies for the win!

[ift]

put a egg in a pot of water first thing when you get up and by the time when your out of the shower it will be cooked. Eat that shit on the go.

Showering in the morning...

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[Roc.N.Rol]

I can't believe you would bring Maple & Brown Sugar Poptarts into this...

What kind of fucking savage doesn't like burgers, or pasta? OH WAIT

[NathanC]

You're suppose to shower in the morning ift...

[ift]

http://lazyoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/yao-ming-meme.jpg

qft

[Dr. Zaius]

Fucking biscuits and gravy. So gross.

[gen2roller]

Fucking biscuits and gravy. So gross.

:?

[CL347BV]

Fucking biscuits and gravy. So gross.

I might have to kill you for that. Biscuits and gravy is amazing, any time of day.

[portrait of a gentleman]

Seriously. I always thought it sounded gross until I actually had a white sausage gravy over biscuits and eggs and shit and it completely change my mind about that shit.

[salomonskater]

Showering
http://lazyoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/yao-ming-meme.jpg
.

[ift]

If my gf didn't make me shower every night - I wouldn't.

The daily beejz and 1st thing in the morning coffee-in-bedz are worth it. Marriage material.

[flea]

You pussies aren't picky. I don't eat pasta or any kind of fruit. None.

[DanRine]

You pussies aren't picky. I don't eat pasta or any kind of fruit. None.

So the guy with the palate of a 8 year old is calling people pussies?

[flea]

I eat meat bitch. No time for fruit.

[wil747]

You pussies aren't picky. I don't eat pasta or any kind of fruit. None.

X 2. Carbs and sugar are for little kids I need protein

[fast eddie]

I eat meat bitch. No time for fruit.

You gonna get scurvy!

[NathanC]

scurvy is no joke. that shit sucks so much.

[DanRine]

I eat meat bitch. No time for fruit.


X 2. Carbs and sugar are for little kids I need protein

Sorry dudes but being afraid to try new foods and not knowing how to feed yourself properly in no way equates to manliness. In fact I´d say its quite the opposite.