View Full Version : Hate me if you want, but I'm buying this.
jonathan
10.06.2009, 03:26
I've been doing some research and discovered that the dudes prostate is a G-spot (obvious, but i didn't know) and that it's not gay to have it massage (unless another dude is massaging it).
It actually prevents prostate cancer and in some cases result in a hands free orgasm. Which would be nice because lately I've been working my penis on doubletime and it's taken a beating.
http://www.healiohealth.com/images/products/Aneros-Massager-Prostate-Perineum-Stimulator-b.jpg
http://www.fitzz.com/images/HIH/prostate-massage-animation.GIF
Anyone else secure with their sexuality think this is a good buy?
I know it's not black and shaped like a penis, but i think i could manage.
8=====D~~~
10.06.2009, 03:30
hey man to each their own
bilbo baggins
10.06.2009, 03:33
edit or it wont happen.
Hans Hockey
10.06.2009, 03:36
:shock:
as long as you call no homo it doesn't count*
thats pretty nasty though, no matter how good it could possibly feel, I could never bring myself to shoving it up my ass
anton_mr
10.06.2009, 03:42
i would never do that
| B |rian
10.06.2009, 03:50
way ahead of you
derekstanton
10.06.2009, 03:54
fag
icr | phc
10.06.2009, 03:56
Not passing judgement, but from your other posts it seems like you're a bit more than comfortable with things up your bum. I'm not gonna try it until I need an exam. :lol:
MyGlockGoPopPopPop
10.06.2009, 03:58
Suddenly I'm pretty stoked that I never got to skate with you up in Seattle.
Hahaha just playin, enjoy the prostate stimulation and let be-mag know how it feels.
jonathan
10.06.2009, 04:02
Hahaha. I'd probably get a ton of shit from zack about it, but whatevz.
I forgot we never did roll. I was upin texas all week filming for a music vid.
Hans Hockey
10.06.2009, 04:05
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/354258/
8)
bilbo baggins
10.06.2009, 04:08
posting in epic thread
jay cocain
10.06.2009, 04:12
:shock:
Timothy James Kelly
10.06.2009, 04:14
8=====D~~~
10.06.2009, 04:21
i love you and i want to hold your hand
Hans Hockey
10.06.2009, 04:31
i love you and i want to hold your hans
u am snookems
10.06.2009, 04:56
I think it's cool you're open-minded enough to buy that, but the emphsis on how straight you are/the homophobia you're giving off is pretty weak. Who cares either way? Do your thing.
respect for posting this on be-mag. that takes srs balls
Glitter Child
10.06.2009, 05:05
My ass is so damn sensitive. Even when it comes to wiping myself with toilet paper, I get an uncomfortable tingly feeling I'm not too fond of...
If I used that, I think I'd die from sensation in the way that you feel like you're going to die from getting a mega-tickle.
*ROYALwithCHEESE*
10.06.2009, 06:39
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fergus_oi_oi
10.06.2009, 08:50
hmmm i geuss if your into that i mean will that thing stretch your ring or somthing... :shock:..it could be fun or it could omg noooooo moment. who knows.
R-MONEY$$$
10.06.2009, 09:01
omg jonathan, you are so open with your sexuality. You are so hip. I got over friends with anal obessions when my best friend told me that his (ex)wife dildos his ass. now him and his new gf talk about how they just ruin each others asses. This is a guy who claims the best bj he got in his life was from another guy. Also he is totally homophobe about the actual gays. HA
btw enjoy it
Red Rider
10.06.2009, 09:03
I do believe hearing from a sex ed teacher that the anal sphincter (sp?) muscles are only "built" to go one way, out. So when things keep going against those muscles and going in, they wear down. I'd be careful how addicted to this thing you get before you have to start wearing adult diapers for the rest of your life.
jonathan
10.06.2009, 09:27
I do believe hearing from a sex ed teacher that the anal sphincter (sp?) muscles are only "built" to go one way, out. So when things keep going against those muscles and going in, they wear down. I'd be careful how addicted to this thing you get before you have to start wearing adult diapers for the rest of your life.
I'll have to look that up when I get off from work.
I haven't bought it yet. But from what I researched %80 percent of men have prostate inflamantion that can lead to a serious problem and eventually prostate cancer. There is only one real way to stimulate that walnut size thing. Your butt. I'll try and read into that to see the long term effects of it. But in the gif picture, most of the work would be used to apply pressure in that area... not nessecceary the "in out in out" motion of anal sex.
Was that Sex Ed teacher a 60year old dude who called everyone fags? Sometimes people's own views can distort reality, but I've read men around 40-60 who have been recommended to try prostate stimulation to lessen their chance of getting prostate cancer by their physicians.
I think it's cool you're open-minded enough to buy that, but the emphsis on how straight you are/the homophobia you're giving off is pretty weak. Who cares either way? Do your thing.
???
I didn't think I put a homophobic I-am-like-so-straight emphsis in that post. I would understand if I named dropped the amount of woman I slept with to try and boast myself up to some like... macho guy. or if I had to assure everyone in be-mag that I was straight and had a girlfriend by posting a photo. But I didn't. I should have posted that line about being straight as a question like;
If the male's G-spot is triggered by having something stuck in the anus, then why has it been deemed as "homosexual" and not a new height of sexual experience? Why would it be frowned upon?
Would have that been better? I thought that was a fairly open, non-homophobic post. :( But at the same time, it is be-mag.
**edit***
I did mention my dick has been working doubletime, but that was from masturbation. Have you ever jerked it like twice a day for a week and your penis is all sensitive and hurt from the friction? He would probably say something like "why do you punish me so much?" and i would reply back "because you get me in trouble a lot"
bom the israeli
10.06.2009, 09:28
You plan on getting an enema too, or do you go commando-style?
jonathan
10.06.2009, 09:31
You plan on getting an enema too, or do you go commando-style?
??
bom the israeli
10.06.2009, 09:34
http://www.combatreform.com/eastwood.jpg
Red Rider
10.06.2009, 09:42
Was that Sex Ed teacher a 60year old dude who called everyone fags? Sometimes people's own views can distort reality, but I've read men around 40-60 who have been recommended to try prostate stimulation to lessen their chance of getting prostate cancer by their physicians.
Nope, a 40-50 something church lady who taught abstinence only, which is why my post wasn't meant to come off as very knowledgeable/confident haha. What she said did make sense, but you are probably right about anal sex causing way more stress on it since it's constantly in and out.
jonathan
10.06.2009, 09:42
Hahaha what? I fail to get the reference but the that picture cracks me up.
texas what it do
10.06.2009, 09:42
I think it's cool you're open-minded enough to buy that, but the emphsis on how straight you are/the homophobia you're giving off is pretty weak. Who cares either way? Do your thing.
OKAY WE GET IT, TELLING PEOPLE YOU'RE NOT HOMOSEXUAL WHEN ASKING FOR ADVICE THAT MIGHT RAISE QUESTIONS IS HOMOPHOBIC
texas what it do
10.06.2009, 09:44
I've been doing some research and discovered that the dudes prostate is a G-spot (obvious, but i didn't know) and that it's not gay to have it massage (unless another dude is massaging it).
It actually prevents prostate cancer and in some cases result in a hands free orgasm. Which would be nice because lately I've been working my penis on doubletime and it's taken a beating.
http://www.healiohealth.com/images/products/Aneros-Massager-Prostate-Perineum-Stimulator-b.jpg
http://www.fitzz.com/images/HIH/prostate-massage-animation.GIF
Anyone else secure with their sexuality think this is a good buy?
I know it's not black and shaped like a penis, but i think i could manage.
oh man wouldn't it be funny if some 14 year old skateboarder posted this thread on thrasher's messageboard talking about "OMG LOOK WHAT THE FRUITBOOTERS ARE UP TO"
jonathan
10.06.2009, 09:51
:oops: :oops:
Very true.
But I'd be just as public about this as I would at the skatepark. All I got to say is "hands free orgasm". .......
:shock:
I'll probably be getting it later this week. But I'm farely good with arguments in person because I don't have to work on my spelling problems.
texas what it do
10.06.2009, 09:55
i imagine you'd have to be careful with sanitation. i mean, you are putting it where poopoo comes out.
jonathan
10.06.2009, 09:59
i imagine you'd have to be careful with sanitation. i mean, you are putting it where poopoo comes out.
Yeah... having a stick lay around in my apartment htat has been up my ass. I hope there would be a proper cleaning kit that would come with that thing.
fergus_oi_oi
10.06.2009, 10:09
I've been doing some research and discovered that the dudes prostate is a G-spot (obvious, but i didn't know) and that it's not gay to have it massage (unless another dude is massaging it).
It actually prevents prostate cancer and in some cases result in a hands free orgasm. Which would be nice because lately I've been working my penis on doubletime and it's taken a beating.
http://www.healiohealth.com/images/products/Aneros-Massager-Prostate-Perineum-Stimulator-b.jpg
http://www.fitzz.com/images/HIH/prostate-massage-animation.GIF
Anyone else secure with their sexuality think this is a good buy?
I know it's not black and shaped like a penis, but i think i could manage.
oh man wouldn't it be funny if some 14 year old skateboarder posted this thread on thrasher's messageboard talking about "OMG LOOK WHAT THE FRUITBOOTERS ARE UP TO"
yeah that editor dude whatever he is called would have a feild day over this thread..
bom the israeli
10.06.2009, 10:17
Hahaha what? I fail to get the reference but the that picture cracks me up.
I just imagined poop on your toy as a camo paint.
Forget it
Ima :arrow:
Supernintendo Chalmers
10.06.2009, 10:19
i think i'd rather have a fleshlight
fergus_oi_oi
10.06.2009, 10:31
i think i'd rather have a fleshlight
i got one of them they are pretty rad. it's like a fucking a fake rubber pussy.. 8) 8)
God hates FRSH
10.06.2009, 10:38
Was that Sex Ed teacher a 60year old dude who called everyone fags? Sometimes people's own views can distort reality, but I've read men around 40-60 who have been recommended to try prostate stimulation to lessen their chance of getting prostate cancer by their physicians.
Nope, a 40-50 something church lady who taught abstinence only, which is why my post wasn't meant to come off as very knowledgeable/confident haha. What she said did make sense, but you are probably right about anal sex causing way more stress on it since it's constantly in and out.
naw playa you would have to do some wild shit to stretch your ass hole out. the muscles in your ass go back to the same "tightness" unless you're getting punch fucked haha.
texas what it do
10.06.2009, 10:48
"punch fucked" is probably the funniest thing i've read all morning
"punch fucked" is probably the funniest thing i've read all morning
hahahaha. just remember, its one thing to get caught by someone when your jackin it normal. getting caught using that thing will be wayyyy more awkward
cool guy
10.06.2009, 10:51
i imagine you'd have to be careful with sanitation. i mean, you are putting it where poopoo comes out.
Yeah... having a stick lay around in my apartment htat has been up my ass. I hope there would be a proper cleaning kit that would come with that thing.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/youreafaggot.jpg
basshole
10.06.2009, 11:02
Was that Sex Ed teacher a 60year old dude who called everyone fags? Sometimes people's own views can distort reality, but I've read men around 40-60 who have been recommended to try prostate stimulation to lessen their chance of getting prostate cancer by their physicians.
Nope, a 40-50 something church lady who taught abstinence only, which is why my post wasn't meant to come off as very knowledgeable/confident haha. What she said did make sense, but you are probably right about anal sex causing way more stress on it since it's constantly in and out.
naw playa you would have to do some wild shit to stretch your ass hole out. the muscles in your ass go back to the same "tightness" unless you're getting punch fucked haha.
lololololololol
btw im all about hands free orgasms....thats why i fuck girls
jay cocain
10.06.2009, 11:30
i think i'd rather have a fleshlight
thats pretty nasty though, no matter how good it could possibly feel, I could never bring myself to shoving it up my ass
Charlie Hustles
10.06.2009, 11:44
Whatever floats your boat, but why make a post about it?
kike mallahan
10.06.2009, 11:47
Feedback?
jonathan
10.06.2009, 11:47
Whatever floats your boat, but why make a post about it?
To see if anyone is down to help a nigga out.
Duh
kike mallahan
10.06.2009, 11:49
My ass is so damn sensitive. Even when it comes to wiping myself with toilet paper, I get an uncomfortable tingly feeling I'm not too fond of...
If I used that, I think I'd die from sensation in the way that you feel like you're going to die from getting a mega-tickle.
Hemroids. You have them.
jonathan
10.06.2009, 11:49
Feedback?
I'm going to buy it today. I'll update this when they get here with photos and a review. No welch. Unless that ass stick is like 100 dollars. then i would have to wait. that seems like a lot of money to be sticking up my butt.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mudhut Jollyrancher
10.06.2009, 12:41
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
UnknownPleasures
10.06.2009, 12:51
I am curious to know what a prostate orgasm feels like but I have yet to come to terms with sticking anything in my asshole.
I'll stick to the lady for now.
HappyAddict
10.06.2009, 12:51
http://www.rosebuttboard.com/
i used to put my thumb in my butt while masturbating because this black girl in my art class told me it felt good. i dont think i put it in far enough or something.
I am curious to know what a prostate orgasm feels like but I have yet to come to terms with sticking anything in my asshole.
I'll stick to the lady for now.
http://www.fitzz.com/images/HIH/prostate-massage-animation.GIF
UnknownPleasures
http://www.healiohealth.com/images/products/Aneros-Massager-Prostate-Perineum-Stimulator-b.jpg
hahahahahaha
Jared4real
10.06.2009, 14:03
Im just absolutely stunned you would post something like this on a forum.
Pretty gay dude, just imagine proposing this idea to john wayne or abe lincoln.
You deserve to be smacked you sissy. go get a girl and work for it like every other man. gay boy.
Im just absolutely stunned you would post something like this on a forum.
Pretty gay dude, just imagine proposing this idea to john wayne or abe lincoln.
You deserve to be smacked you sissy. go get a girl and work for it like every other man. gay boy.
its people like you that end up being the gayest.
al dolega
10.06.2009, 14:16
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
jonathan
10.06.2009, 14:52
Im just absolutely stunned you would post something like this on a forum.
Pretty gay dude, just imagine proposing this idea to john wayne or abe lincoln.
You deserve to be smacked you sissy. go get a girl and work for it like every other man. gay boy.
its people like you that end up being the gayest.
hahaha.
I have a girlfriend. She said it'll be healthy for me.
But i'm still looking for a black penis shaped one. Could I barrow yours?
gen2roller
10.06.2009, 15:03
yikes..
fergus_oi_oi
10.06.2009, 15:05
jon you should get her to plastic dick you.. 8)
_doesitmatter_
10.06.2009, 15:16
"punch fucked" is probably the funniest thing i've read all morning
respect for posting this on be-mag. that takes srs balls
There is nothing wrong with trying it. Most guys find that they like it if they quit being pussies about it. Enjoy. BTW, you can buy cleaning products for sex toys. You could always throw a condom on it if you are really lazy...
There is nothing wrong with trying it. Most guys find that they like it if they quit being pussies about it. Enjoy. BTW, you can buy cleaning products for sex toys. You could always throw a condom on it if you are really lazy...Sexiest thing ever said on be-mag
UnknownPleasures
10.06.2009, 16:01
Its no different than a girl having a clitoral orgasm and a g spot orgasm.
Dicks = clitoral
Prostate = g spot
Two different things, its just a social stigma that men shouldn't enjoy the other because its tied to gay sex.
texas what it do
10.06.2009, 16:03
or, it's tied to shoving things up your asshole
jonathan
10.06.2009, 16:43
or, it's tied to shoving things up your asshole
Tie something to shove up your asshole
:shock:
:!:
Pimp Juice
10.06.2009, 16:54
I made a post a while back about prostate milking... once you get it you have post a review. personally its not my thing but theres plenty of people on here that wont admit that they would try it.
MyGlockGoPopPopPop
10.06.2009, 16:58
personally its not my thing but theres plenty of people on here that wont admit that they would try it.
QFT
sly moose
10.06.2009, 17:15
respect for posting this on be-mag. that takes srs balls
Pimp Juice
10.06.2009, 17:15
sadly i'm one of them
you should make a video review as a new rolling revival podcast
Chris Fortune
10.06.2009, 17:44
I act mature but really i'm stuck in a 16 year olds world
Don't make fun of Gumbar you fuck
Jared4real
11.06.2009, 04:50
dude...seriously
just picture this when your inserting that into your rectum.They would all be shaking their heads in disappointment.http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/roeroe687/abraham-lincoln-antietam-battlefiel.jpghttp://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/roeroe687/john_wayne.jpghttp://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/roeroe687/Vlad_Tepes_002.jpg
leiftheviking | phc
11.06.2009, 10:02
or, it's tied to shoving things up your asshole
:lol: :lol: :lol:
jonathan
12.06.2009, 18:08
so...
It's in the mail. I'm waiting for it to get here. Next weekend, expect a full review.
:lol:
you're obviously not serious
however i copy pasted that into another forum.
jonathan
12.06.2009, 18:15
you're obviously not serious
however i copy pasted that into another forum.
:?:
I'm Serious dude. I'd rather be branded as the dude who enjoys a good prostate massage rather than a Welcher.
mescalito
12.06.2009, 18:28
ghey i aint puttin shit in my butt
jonathan
12.06.2009, 18:29
ghey i aint puttin shit in my butt
then don't eat.
mescalito
12.06.2009, 18:43
ghey i aint puttin shit in my butt
then don't eat.
yeaaah haha
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/1edcccd645c3d9fa8e29853b24ecc3053230ae5e_m.gif
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/1edcccd645c3d9fa8e29853b24ecc3053230ae5e_m.gif
mescalito
12.06.2009, 18:47
double timin
anton_mr
14.06.2009, 18:19
:shock:
dreroller
14.06.2009, 19:11
i imagine you'd have to be careful with sanitation. i mean, you are putting it where poopoo comes out.
Yeah... having a stick lay around in my apartment htat has been up my ass. I hope there would be a proper cleaning kit that would come with that thing.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/youreafaggot.jpg
spaniard
14.06.2009, 19:20
you're obviously not serious
however i copy pasted that into another forum.
haaaa i saw thatttttttttttttttttttt i was flipping out having seen the same post in 2 forums on the same day..haha
what is an urBEN?
15.06.2009, 05:32
fag
bobgross
15.06.2011, 11:08
Where is The Review?
I feel like i'm searching for a fucking Suicune or something.
jonathan
15.06.2011, 11:12
:roll:
http://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/showthread.php/9271-The-Review-%28pictures-included%29?highlight=Review
bobgross
15.06.2011, 11:23
Thank you sir.
I've been trying to find that shit for ages.
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