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sharkyROL
27.09.2011, 14:30
Driving along

see skateboarders boarding

Yell out the window "skate boarding is for fags! get some rollerblades bro!"

see the look of utter confusion on boarder's face.


I want to fly over there and firmly shake your hand.

sharkyROL
27.09.2011, 14:31
Oh and playing again this sunday, this time after Dub FX.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295740_270321256321439_100000306998779_921566_1794 509150_n.jpg

Monday
27.09.2011, 14:32
+rep

Monday
27.09.2011, 14:33
Damn, that was for R-MONEY€€€...

sharkyROL
27.09.2011, 14:36
:(

Monday
27.09.2011, 14:43
Cry me a river...










;)

sharkyROL
27.09.2011, 14:51
Okay.





















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

ift
27.09.2011, 14:53
yeah just get some Heinekens, pop a collar and bro out all night!

we have reached 2 million views, and 26k is a few posts away

we fuckin made it bros

nice 8)





Kent you like a basketball, man. Try to throw you down n you jus gonna bounce back 8)

R-MONEY$$$
27.09.2011, 15:03
Bros, don't add slam pieces on facebook. You will be on their FRIEND list/zone. Don't text either.

Switch_Bcn
27.09.2011, 15:42
I love the brotherhood in this thread. Tough break Kent, but life will get exponentially better from NAOW. From the effort you put in its clear you're going to be a great boyfriend for the next extremely lucky girl.

Kent
27.09.2011, 15:53
Kent you like a basketball, man. Try to throw you down n you jus gonna bounce back 8)

Hah! We'll see! Im back at my place now. Threw out the flowers and welcome home signs. Im so sleepy and hungry, yet I don't want food or to go to sleep. Just looking at the double bed make cold shivers travel through my body.

And I thought I was sad when I was 16 for nothing at all. I'd like to meet 16 year old me and punch him square in the mouth.

Meanwhile she has been eating (talked to the friend she is staying at) and accepted yet another british guy on facebook and updated her profile picture. I don't understand how she can do this just hours after breaking up with her boyfrind of 4,5 years. I don't recognise this girl.

R-MONEY$$$
27.09.2011, 15:59
UNFRIEND HER NAOW

Kent
27.09.2011, 16:10
I can't do that. Not to her, not to me. We've made so many mutual friends in the last 5 years. I don't want to start something like that.

bobgross
27.09.2011, 16:13
D:

ift
27.09.2011, 16:19
Bros, don't add slam pieces on facebook. You will be on their FRIEND list/zone. Don't text either.

This is gospel.

Mudhut Jollyrancher
27.09.2011, 16:19
i don't know if i've missed this train but
kent you are sexy as fuck, don't worry about it

Espen
27.09.2011, 16:19
Meanwhile she has been eating (talked to the friend she is staying at) and accepted yet another british guy on facebook and updated her profile picture. I don't understand how she can do this just hours after breaking up with her boyfrind of 4,5 years. I don't recognise this girl.


THIS, backpains and the fact that my PC-Computer is FUCKING ME IN THE ASS at the moment is really making me angry

Espen
27.09.2011, 16:20
DEDFUCKINGGUMMIT

a_pla5tic_bag
27.09.2011, 16:25
Bros, don't add slam pieces on facebook. You will be on their FRIEND list/zone. Don't text either.


I can't do that. Not to her, not to me. We've made so many mutual friends in the last 5 years. I don't want to start something like that.
just flip these around, and replace slam piece with girlfriend and her friends and bro with you and i think you have some advice. plus you shouldn't need facebook for people you see all the time anyway. girls just want it so they can make it facebook official (LeIk OmG). plus if i had a girlfriend and she facebooked me i'd be like
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/002/081/long-neck-reaction.jpg?1308205482
and so would she since i never post really and just troll my friends and have a lot of rollerblade pages liked and she'd probably be like lolfag.

i had already written this post and hit send and it turned out my ethernet chord came out so it didn't go through. lame

Muppet4Eternity
27.09.2011, 16:25
Shitty situation is shitty. Just remember Kent, that you are a sexy viking rollerblader chef. Keep ya head up.

bobgross
27.09.2011, 16:25
You will be in my thoughs, sexykent.

In the meantime...
When this girl isn't annoying me on Facebook, I swear she's the greatest thing.
Girls suck. :D

http://star-w4rs.tumblr.com/post/10737802175

jonathan
27.09.2011, 16:27
Delete your facebook. This shit will eat you alive. I had a close call with cminor last year, but it workedd out for the best. My best friend got dumped by a crazy bitch he dated for 7 years. She tormented him during the break up by acting really happy on facebook and acting like she was picking up the pieces from the relationship, though she was the one that fucking made my friend's life a living hell.

He went on vacation, and some guy saw her playing a videogame from the street (she had her window open) and he came upstairs into the apartment, and left a note to add her on that gamer site. They were talking the whole time while my friend was visiting home for a week and when he came home, she said she wanted to be independent. It got to the point where she was talking to him on chat infront of my friend and mocking my friend. It was pretty bad.

The best thing you can do is to leave the memory triggers. Move out. Throw out everything. You have to rid yourself of this cancer that is growing inside you by deposing of anything that can be a memory trigger. My friend had to leave Seattle because the whole city was a trigger for him. Move back in with your parents for a few months or find a life somewhere unexpected. You are only totoring yourself by having a face book. don't make htings awkward by just removing her. Just delete your facebook and it'll be gone. I'm much more active since I've done that.

Start a new refreshing life. Get a new kitteh to post in the kitteh thread.

On another note, you're top 3 most sexiest be-maggers. Stay sexy my friend. and get a Norwegian forest cat, Like you always wanted. :)

Kent
27.09.2011, 16:28
Im glad the rep system isn't on here anymore, because my crying sure would produce some -rep :)

Thanks Mahmoud, you're a sexy little boy yerself.

Think I'll try watching some TV and if Im lucky, fall asleep on the couch. If not, I'll be back here to cry some more. It helps, strange how that works

Monday
27.09.2011, 16:29
jonothang 4 mod lol

a_pla5tic_bag
27.09.2011, 16:30
Stay sexy my friend.
made me make this
http://www.mememaker.net/images/public/201109272135095166.jpg

Monday
27.09.2011, 16:30
I'd go for a long walk through the city... In a hooded sweat.

R-MONEY$$$
27.09.2011, 16:32
Cry it out. Get it all out of your system. Just let the tears flow and let yourself fall deep into depression, get it over with and don't fight it. But at some point you need to man up and become cold. Part of this process is hardening yourself for future endeavors.

ift
27.09.2011, 16:32
I can't do that. Not to her, not to me. We've made so many mutual friends in the last 5 years. I don't want to start something like that.

While defriending her might be a bad move if you guys are trying to stay civil, you should definitely avoid lurking her facebook, and take her off your newsfeed since she'll undoubtedly keep showing up. Better for your head. + keeping your interactions to an in person basis (or at least speaking on the phone, no text!) makes it more real and harder to do/say fucked up things to each other.

I know it's pretty useless to say, but try not to worry too much about adding a few dudes she met on her trip, especially if she was there a while.

Kent
27.09.2011, 16:33
Delete your facebook. This shit will eat you alive. I had a close call with cminor last year, but it workedd out for the best. My best friend got dumped by a crazy bitch he dated for 7 years. She tormented him during the break up by acting really happy on facebook and acting like she was picking up the pieces from the relationship, though she was the one that fucking made my friend's life a living hell.

He went on vacation, and some guy saw her playing a videogame from the street (she had her window open) and he came upstairs into the apartment, and left a note to add her on that gamer site. They were talking the whole time while my friend was visiting home for a week and when he came home, she said she wanted to be independent. It got to the point where she was talking to him on chat infront of my friend and mocking my friend. It was pretty bad.

The best thing you can do is to leave the memory triggers. Move out. Throw out everything. You have to rid yourself of this cancer that is growing inside you by deposing of anything that can be a memory trigger. My friend had to leave Seattle because the whole city was a trigger for him. Move back in with your parents for a few months or find a life somewhere unexpected. You are only totoring yourself by having a face book. don't make htings awkward by just removing her. Just delete your facebook and it'll be gone. I'm much more active since I've done that.

Start a new refreshing life. Get a new kitteh to post in the kitteh thread.

On another note, you're top 3 most sexiest be-maggers. Stay sexy my friend. and get a Norwegian forest cat, Like you always wanted. :)

Thanks for the advice Jonathan, I really appreciate it. But Im not gonna let her make me delete my facebook. I'll just have to act like Im going fine as well, or even better, just do fine and put on my deal-with-it glasses. I seriously can't bring myself to think she's doing any of these facebook things to make me jealous. I think she's just trying to move on. I should too

R-MONEY$$$
27.09.2011, 16:35
I don't at all see how defriending her is uncivil. Just be real like "YO, Im not trying to see wtf you are doing while I'm getting over your ass". Remaining friends for the sake of others seems like self torture to me.

a_pla5tic_bag
27.09.2011, 16:35
You know what else sucks. if you were all not sad and stone cold about it, her and all her friends would think you're evil and heartless and she was right to leave. but shes fine seemingly and I bet everyone just thinks she's moving on. guys get the shit end of that.

ift
27.09.2011, 16:36
If you defriend her, tell her why first. I considered including that. But the 'just be real' part is necessary to avoid her making her own conclusion why you're defriending. Some ppl take dat rl srs

R-MONEY$$$
27.09.2011, 16:37
You know what else sucks. if you were all not sad and stone cold about it, her and all her friends would think you're evil and heartless and she was right to leave. but shes fine seemingly and I bet everyone just thinks she's moving on. guys get the shit end of that.

Being cold and heartless is where it is at.

Kent
27.09.2011, 16:37
take her off your newsfeed

That's pretty clever <3

I'm just waiting for her to change our relationship status. Done lots of other things on facebook, but still not this. She hasn't removed profile pictures of us either.

I said she would have to do it when we were having the actual break up. If its not done by tomorrow morning I'll just do it myself

jonathan
27.09.2011, 16:37
Fuck that shit. It's %100 about you now. Make yo self a bubble bath, eat a bit of chocolate. Cry til you have zero tears left to cry. That will help you sleep.

crying is literally like a reset switch to your emotions and life in general. Bitches have that on lock, men don't unfortunately. :( you're going to be in Hell week. This entire week is just going to be hell ish. It really helps if you have a friend there for you to take walks with. Just talk out all of your craziness. Because you are going to go into different states of craziness. Where one moment you fine with the break up, the next are you plotting every which way to get her back. It's okay. I once had a 5 hour conversation humoring my friend on how to get back together with her. I wanted to get it out of his system. You are going to be crazy. We're here for you. You have to vent. Venting is key to recovery.

Do not contact her. There will be a moment where you have to hate her for a bit to help you get over this week. You wont get over it if you think it's your fault. I'm not syaing you have to actually hate her forever, but just for this week. Maybe even for a few hours. It's all about you. Focus on yourself and build yourself up. You're not going to be socially functional for this month. So throw away your calendar. You got this shit. Take a walk. Keep updating on here too.

ift
27.09.2011, 16:38
R$ Ever seen Mr. Mooseknuckle? I had to buy a few CDs from the soudtrack as a kid.

"No remorse of course, I'm c-c-c-c-cold hearted"

R-MONEY$$$
27.09.2011, 16:40
"WERE THE KIDS OF AMERICA, OHWHOA!!!"

^That was the grom section in MMK right?

ift
27.09.2011, 16:41
^aw yea 8)


That's pretty clever <3

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/5/8eb87d4f-b97b-4358-93c2-a5ebb9815acb.jpg

Kent
27.09.2011, 16:44
Fuck that shit. It's %100 about you now. Make yo self a bubble bath, eat a bit of chocolate. Cry til you have zero tears left to cry. That will help you sleep.

crying is literally like a reset switch to your emotions and life in general. Bitches have that on lock, men don't unfortunately. :( you're going to be in Hell week. This entire week is just going to be hell ish. It really helps if you have a friend there for you to take walks with. Just talk out all of your craziness. Because you are going to go into different states of craziness. Where one moment you fine with the break up, the next are you plotting every which way to get her back. It's okay. I once had a 5 hour conversation humoring my friend on how to get back together with her. I wanted to get it out of his system. You are going to be crazy. We're here for you. You have to vent. Venting is key to recovery.

Do not contact her. There will be a moment where you have to hate her for a bit to help you get over this week. You wont get over it if you think it's your fault. I'm not syaing you have to actually hate her forever, but just for this week. Maybe even for a few hours. It's all about you. Focus on yourself and build yourself up. You're not going to be socially functional for this month. So throw away your calendar. You got this shit. Take a walk. Keep updating on here too.

Man, I think you are really on point here. I can totally see myself doing all those things. And I already have gone from understanding her, to being pissed the fuck off, to I'll win her back, to feeling sorry for myself, to thinking I'll get by fine, to I'm just gonna jump out of this here window.

Espen better be ready to see me cry, then laugh, then smash the shit out of something before drifting off to sleep. Then waking up for a little more crying and smashing of various objects.

jonathan
27.09.2011, 16:55
:) You're going to be on a loop. cycling through all that shit this week, then it'll dull down as the weeks go on. It's been 2 months for my friend who go out of a relationship like that... He's back to normal now and feeling good. Just focus on day at a time. If you have a friend to do stuff with, you might go a few hours without thinking about her. Think about how nice that would be? then days. :)

A lot of people have been exactly where you are now. Just keep us updated. :)

bom the israeli
27.09.2011, 17:15
i dunno...

if you post some israeli boobers i might be able to decide.

http://www.starontheweb.net/star%20M/moran_92.jpg
http://www.slides.co.il/media/images/1223428610.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/08_bar-refaeli_03.jpg

Kent
27.09.2011, 17:22
Fuck it, changed the relationship status myself. Feels more official. I couldn't wait days for that to happen, it would just bring me back to rock bottom.

Looks strange. SINGLE!?!!? ZOMG, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!


edit:mmmmmm, israeli boobies. i can now say ive truely lived

Espen
27.09.2011, 17:25
Fuck it, changed the relationship status myself. Feels more official. I couldn't wait days for that to happen, it would just bring me back to rock bottom.

Looks strange. SINGLE!?!!? ZOMG, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!


edit:mmmmmm, israeli boobies. i can now say ive truely lived

BOOM! I think it was better that you did it yourself, now prepare for tons of "OMG WHAT HAPPENED" "OH NO" and that kind of shit. I'd hide it at once so you don't have to listen to a lot of crap that might end up making you feel worse :(

Kent
27.09.2011, 17:27
As long as no one likes the status I couldn't care less. Im not gonna reply to questions anyway. But I want it to be there, feels right to me to let people know and of course, make hot bitches see it

Espen
27.09.2011, 17:33
Espen better be ready to see me cry, then laugh, then smash the shit out of something before drifting off to sleep. Then waking up for a little more crying and smashing of various objects.

I'm prepared for everything, we should definately slumberparty :lol:

Espen
27.09.2011, 17:36
As long as no one likes the status I couldn't care less. Im not gonna reply to questions anyway. But I want it to be there, feels right to me to let people know and of course, make hot bitches see it

Yeah, I fucked up on that last point you made there when I changed mine :lol: Nah j/k j/k.

Btw is there any chance Ella is lurking this thread?

Kent
27.09.2011, 17:46
I thought about it, but I doubt it. Either way I think she would understand that a lot of the stupid shit I've posted were posted after not sleeping or eating for 3 days, and trying to make myself feel better.

Monday
27.09.2011, 17:57
Totally cool, you came through like a boss, even while in tears...























O hai Ella!

Monday
27.09.2011, 17:58
;)

Kent
27.09.2011, 18:13
Requesting IP check in Norway :lol:

Espen
27.09.2011, 18:14
Requesting IP check in Norway :lol:

THIS :lol:

ift
27.09.2011, 18:21
Dude I linked her to the Fagz thread hours ago.

Talking shit about you like a double agent mua ha ha ha...

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/iliedsquare.jpg

Kent
27.09.2011, 18:22
One of my favourite memes! Love that guy

s.
27.09.2011, 19:10
The best thing you can do is to leave the memory triggers. Move out. Throw out everything. You have to rid yourself of this cancer that is growing inside you by deposing of anything that can be a memory trigger. My friend had to leave Seattle because the whole city was a trigger for him. Move back in with your parents for a few months or find a life somewhere unexpected. You are only totoring yourself by having a face book. don't make htings awkward by just removing her. Just delete your facebook and it'll be gone. I'm much more active since I've done that.

Start a new refreshing life. Get a new kitteh to post in the kitteh thread.

On another note, you're top 3 most sexiest be-maggers. Stay sexy my friend. and get a Norwegian forest cat, Like you always wanted. :)

Move out? Throw out everything? Delete facebook?
Srsly? Sounds like way too much.

just deal with it, deleting her from the news feed seems like a good idea

jonathan
27.09.2011, 19:17
Nah man, I'm tlaking about destroy the memory triggers and moving on. IF the apartment itself is a big memory trigger and it's not stopping after a few weeks, you need to gtfo of there. otherwise it'll forever be up in your face. same with little items that don't mean shit.

Facebook is just a thing. It'll be a huge weight to get off your shoulders once you delete it.

jonathan
27.09.2011, 19:18
Kent, one thing that always cheers me up is clicking on unexpected links on be-mag. LIke this one. www.definitely-not-a-meatspin-link.com (http://www.wowomg.com/)

ift
27.09.2011, 19:21
Move out? Throw out everything? Delete facebook?
Srsly? Sounds like way too much.

just deal with it, deleting her from the news feed seems like a good idea

I agree other than moving out. They live together in a 1br. Someone's gotta go :(

s.
27.09.2011, 19:35
build a fort, no girls allowed

sharkyROL
27.09.2011, 19:57
Build a port, no cars allowed.

ift
27.09.2011, 20:02
The loft is cozy...

s.
27.09.2011, 20:08
few pics from Egypt, enjoy phagez

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8351/27430024.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8423/27430026.jpg
---------------------------------------------------------------------^ STEEZ
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9691/27440001.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1679/27440002.jpg

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/4991/27440004.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/19/27440005.jpg

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7230/27430021.jpg

20 minute bus ride to the city= $5 for 14 people

sharkyROL
27.09.2011, 20:19
+ imaginary rep

fast eddie
27.09.2011, 20:38
few pics from Egypt, enjoy phagez

Enjoyable to view while listening to Raz Dwa Trzy: Trudno nie wierzy w nic.

PA
28.09.2011, 02:01
build a fort, no girls allowed

:lol:

StarScream
28.09.2011, 02:06
goodmorning

coffee + chilling the fuck out while compositing in aftereffects and listening to Michael Land


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVGWWR4HYU&feature=related

PA
28.09.2011, 02:09
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1679/27440002.jpg
boss

Village Idiot
28.09.2011, 02:35
kent, try to detach yourself from her completely. it will be easier for you in the short term, and a hella lot better in the long term.

and, it's normal for her to want to have a life of her own at 21 after being with someone for five years.

be strong!

also, man you're in norway. all those beautiful tall blonde girls with liberal sexual upbringing...

Espen
28.09.2011, 04:29
all those beautiful tall blonde girls with liberal sexual upbringing...

You mean the whores right? SLuts is actually a better word, just struck me that every prostitute in town is 200lbs and from Nigeria or Somalia.

Espen
28.09.2011, 04:33
Well, now it's my time to sob. I'm late for school, I have an exam in less than a week but I just can't focus cos I got a lot of other things on my mind. I think I need a drink, but fuck I can't drink cos of these antibiotics I'm on -.- Being me sucks today. Winter is obviously closing in on me...fffffuck.

Kent
28.09.2011, 04:34
Cheers Village idiot <3


I think I got a good 5 hour sleep on the couch last night. Put on a shitty movie. Worked wonders


IF the apartment itself is a big memory trigger and it's not stopping after a few weeks, you need to gtfo of there.


Word. I think Im gonna move all of her stuff up on the loft, and try to make the whole place a bit less girly. And the rent is 1,100 Euros a month + internet, TV and electricity, so neither of us are able to live here on our own. She agreed on splitting the rent with me for now.

Im telling the landlord that we're moving out when I pay the next rent on the 9th of October. So I'll be out of here by January 9th. Still don't know if I still want to live here or move back to Oslo. But I'll deal with that later.

Now, try to eat. Think I'll cook some egg and bacon :o

Sadi, where in Egypt were you? The beltz guy is awesome




Winter is obviously closing in on me...fffffuck.

DAT winter depression

StarScream
28.09.2011, 04:37
courage wolf has always the best answers
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/TheWoodenBlock/Courage-Wolf-LIFE-IS-GETTING-TOUGH-.jpg

Espen
28.09.2011, 04:38
We should totally move into my dad's villa Kent. He lives all on his own in that big house, and he fucking loves our company. We could organize his fridge and throw away all the tons of expired food as payment the first month. Last time I was there I found canned beans that expired 4 years ago :lol: I don't even...:lol:

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 04:57
That courage wolf pic is so so good.
I totally stole it and put in on Facebook.

Espen
28.09.2011, 05:03
Well, I just skipped school due to generally feeling like shit and Kent's breakup. It's also raining and I don't feel like walking out in this shit right now to take a buss...

Kent
28.09.2011, 05:09
We should totally move into my dad's villa Kent. He lives all on his own in that big house, and he fucking loves our company. We could organize his fridge and throw away all the tons of expired food as payment the first month. Last time I was there I found canned beans that expired 4 years ago :lol: I don't even...:lol:

That's an option. If you're serious I'll definitely consider it.

Just removed/hid her stuff in the bedroom. Its pretty empty there now. Women and their clothes, shoes, bags etc.

Time to bring out my blading and band posters that she didn't feel would fit in and hang them all over the place. This shall become my man cave

Espen
28.09.2011, 05:32
That's an option. If you're serious I'll definitely consider it.

Just removed/hid her stuff in the bedroom. Its pretty empty there now. Women and their clothes, shoes, bags etc.

Time to bring out my blading and band posters that she didn't feel would fit in and hang them all over the place. This shall become my man cave

Haha would be awesome if you totally changed the whole appartment till she gets back to get her stuff! I got a lot of blading posters I believe :p

Kent
28.09.2011, 05:48
Yeah, I started worrying about her getting pissed off and refusing to pay rent when I'm completely taking over the place and keeping most of her things out of sight. But I can't live here when her things are everywhere.

I came to the realisation that I don't have anything to put on tables or shelfs. Might have to keep some of her nicknack so its just empty surfaces

Espen
28.09.2011, 05:51
I came to the realisation that I don't have anything to put on tables or shelfs. Might have to keep some of her nicknack so its just empty surfaces

Nah man, beer cans, guns and ammunition

bom the israeli
28.09.2011, 06:57
Dear Kent,

You can now take a shit and leave the door open.

Cheers,
Bom

Kent
28.09.2011, 07:06
Way ahead of you :lol:

http://operatorchan.org/arch/src/k211186_Foul-Frog-Feels-Good-Man6.jpg

bom the israeli
28.09.2011, 07:12
BTW Its the Jewish new year tonight

So I wish y'all a great year! After 6 years on Be-Mag (4 years on this thread) I can honestly say I love you as real life friends.
So stay as awesome as you are and keep rocking!

s.
28.09.2011, 07:37
Sadi, where in Egypt were you? The beltz guy is awesome


Hurghada. One of the many beltz guys. Gucci, Prada, LV, whatever you need ;)

courage wolf has always the best answers
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/TheWoodenBlock/Courage-Wolf-LIFE-IS-GETTING-TOUGH-.jpg

osm!

We should totally move into my dad's villa Kent. He lives all on his own in that big house, and he fucking loves our company. We could organize his fridge and throw away all the tons of expired food as payment the first month. Last time I was there I found canned beans that expired 4 years ago :lol: I don't even...:lol:

:lol:
Nah man, beer cans, guns and ammunition
:idea:


BTW Its the Jewish new year tonight

So I wish y'all a great year! After 6 years on Be-Mag (4 years on this thread) I can honestly say I love you as real life friends.
So stay as awesome as you are and keep rocking!

:oops:

ift
28.09.2011, 07:54
We should totally move into my dad's villa Kent. He lives all on his own in that big house, and he fucking loves our company. We could organize his fridge and throw away all the tons of expired food as payment the first month. Last time I was there I found canned beans that expired 4 years ago :lol: I don't even...:lol:

If this doesn't work out or you guys just want to get out of Norway for the dark, cold winter, I'd consider moving into Claudio's or Monday's apartments. If their lives are anything like they post about on here they are too busy working to eat in their kitchens or sleep in their beds, and Claudio had an extra room... ;)

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 07:56
I took my cat to the vet in a camera bag strapped so my chest.
It was quite an adventure.

Monday
28.09.2011, 07:56
I have no kitchen. I have an oven in the living room. Next to the fridge where the frozen pizza resides. And winter is pretty bad here, too. Actually... we didn't even have a summer this year...

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 07:59
I have the smallest kitchen ever. 1.8 square meters. :lol:

I just signed in for an Ikea contest where they recondition the tiniest rooms that people submit.
I have a pretty good chance of getting free appliances and a cool makeover to my shitty kitchen.

ift
28.09.2011, 07:59
I'm glad the weather was nice for my visit. You don't live in that place we hung out anymore? Or was that your friend's place?

Monday
28.09.2011, 08:00
That was my friends place... :lol:

Monday
28.09.2011, 08:01
Last year was a good summer. This year's summer stopped pretty abrupt at the end of March... :?

ift
28.09.2011, 08:10
Well he had a nice place. I guess I do remember him being the one to make us coffee. Would have been rather odd for him to have served us a coffee in your kitchen I guess ;)

Kent, Espen - you could live in the crazy loft thing above Monday's friend's apartment in Hamburg. It might get kinda cold up there but you're Norwegians, so...

StarScream
28.09.2011, 08:14
I have the smallest kitchen ever. 1.8 square meters. :lol:

I just signed in for an Ikea contest where they recondition the tiniest rooms that people submit.
I have a pretty good chance of getting free appliances and a cool makeover to my shitty kitchen.

at least you HAVE a kitchen.

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 08:20
at least you HAVE a kitchen.

This is it.

http://i55.tinypic.com/zlpt8g.jpg

zale
28.09.2011, 08:33
Good luck at that contest dude!

Also, I just measured my kitchen and it is 1.5mx1.8m, so I guess that mine is kinda small too :D

PA
28.09.2011, 08:38
lol osm kitchen

StarScream
28.09.2011, 08:45
i share my kitchen with my bathroom

that might be the reason why i never eat at home

PA
28.09.2011, 09:20
i share my kitchen with my bathroom

that might be the reason why i never eat at home

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RnP2NcHYsxM/TSSqU1l2HgI/AAAAAAAAAkE/Nhq9ktLPUBE/s1600/Kramer-shower-300x222.jpg

Espen
28.09.2011, 09:30
I've made a Kent leftovers edit, in kind of a hurry since I got a lot of stuff to do, so don't expect much. But there will be slomo and there will be fisheye (me gusta?), but sadly no vestz in this one. Now he got something to look forward to at least. You've probably seen some of the clips though, but fuck that shit, time to forget.

fast eddie
28.09.2011, 09:33
This is it.

http://i55.tinypic.com/zlpt8g.jpg

Damn :shock:

makes me appreciate mine

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/dangerzone949/DSC01628.jpg

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 10:27
Lol, yours is huge.


Anyway, have you ever called people over just to get the motivation to clean up the place? :lol:

Espen
28.09.2011, 10:56
That's a nice kitchen fast eddie

bom the israeli
28.09.2011, 11:38
Damn Sharky! And I thought mine was small!

s.
28.09.2011, 11:39
inb4 that's what she said

Espen
28.09.2011, 11:42
inb4 that's what she said

Your post count is enooormous dude..

fast eddie
28.09.2011, 11:46
That's a nice kitchen fast eddie

Thanks, it's one of the nicest features of my house.

It has cherry hardwood cabinets, dark green and black granite counter tops, recessed can lights set on a dimmer switch, all black appliances (2 cu. ft. microwave, full size dishwasher, glasstop electric stove and oven, 21 cu. ft. side-by-side refrigerator & freezer), a storage pantry half the size of sharky's kitchen and a skylight.

jonathan
28.09.2011, 11:47
:lol:

I'm glad I'm not living in the city. Though I'm having to move out cz my fucking landlord is doubling my rent at the end of October. I'm getting the fuck out into a bigger place for far less, and closer to work. :cool:

I can't move into a smaller place, I can't put zelda through that. I haz a little girl to worry about now.

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 11:48
And it has most of that in italic font. Impressive.

jonathan
28.09.2011, 11:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE&feature=related

toe-bee
28.09.2011, 11:59
i think i might be working on a building site that was built on murphy's grave...EVERYTHING goes wrong there!
watching your hard labour (a piece of pipe i welded together) fall down a shaft, never to be seen again, 5 minutes before going home and the car not starting when i wanted to go on my lunch break are just the highlights of today.
i should be in spain right now, surfing all day y hacer el amor all night long god damn it!

anyway, what's up with freddy?
haven't heard anything from him since his visit to the dentist.

Monday
28.09.2011, 13:32
Uh oh...?

gatsby
28.09.2011, 14:29
i share my kitchen with my bathroom



serves dinner with toilet paper as napkins

Switch_Bcn
28.09.2011, 16:06
This is it.

http://i55.tinypic.com/zlpt8g.jpg

Dude, that's a little kitchen :(

http://i.imgur.com/wZq4l.png

sharkyROL
28.09.2011, 16:16
Damn, I want to have enough room to cook stuff.

Flandangle
28.09.2011, 16:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr9eboP8lDI&feature=share

Kent
28.09.2011, 19:14
Im very jelly of your kitchen setup Ben. My dream is to have an open kitchen, with one of those big marble top floating island things. WANT

In break-up news; I had a really good day today. Wrote some lyrics that I'm very pleased with, the band and I made a tune for it. And I actually sing it, lolz. I had the need to express these lyrics myself. Felt good to get some of that negative energy out, both through writing the lyrics, singing them, playing the guitar again and having the feeling of my band buddies backing me up.

At least for now I feel really good, but I'm aware that it could change any second.

Also going on an interview this Saturday for a job in a game/movie store. I have to bring the worst movie Ive seen, and the best game I've got. Pretty damn hard. But I think I just might get this one, as Im quite the nerd

StarScream
28.09.2011, 19:21
nice to hear that.


i feel insommniac

well
back to work

Smoke operators do it all night

Kent
28.09.2011, 19:29
When are you not working? Jesus Christ :lol:

I hope you're loaded with cash

StarScream
28.09.2011, 19:52
deadlines are strict in TV business

payment aint.

but i have my own cinema so suckit

Kent
28.09.2011, 19:58
1:08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuZ65bzpOg0

sharkyROL
29.09.2011, 02:54
Good morning, dear fagz. Coffee?

Espen
29.09.2011, 03:04
Good morning, dear fagz. Coffee?

already on it :D

sharkyROL
29.09.2011, 03:28
Already taking a dump because of it. :lol:

bom the israeli
29.09.2011, 03:33
Coffee!!?? Please!!
Cant get out of bed

Hans Hockey
29.09.2011, 03:37
deadlines are strict in TV business

payment aint.

but i have my own cinema so suckit

Yes next week another 40 hour week for me.. BLAH

Espen
29.09.2011, 03:45
Already taking a dump because of it. :lol:


Man we obviously have the same schedule today :lol:

Espen
29.09.2011, 03:47
BTW Best weather here today, amazingly crisp sunny autumn day ...but ofcourse I'm working from 15-20 and won't see much of it. Considered getting my jog on, but I need to try to get some studying done before work.

Espen
29.09.2011, 03:48
inb4Jonathanpostingtesticles

Quark
29.09.2011, 03:54
Waiting for my first customer reviews to be published.

Le nervous.

sharkyROL
29.09.2011, 04:12
Good luck, Quarkness.
I'm meeting a girl in an hour to take some photos of her for Suicide Girls. Should be interesting.

sharkyROL
29.09.2011, 04:13
Man we obviously have the same schedule today :lol:


International sync pooping fuck yeah.

StarScream
29.09.2011, 04:51
Yes next week another 40 hour week for me.. BLAH

lol

i made that in the last 2 days

Pedro Sanchez
29.09.2011, 05:48
Good luck, Quarkness.
I'm meeting a girl in an hour to take some photos of her for Suicide Girls. Should be interesting.

:shock:

StarScream
29.09.2011, 05:51
we might miss the Dline

actually i'm 20 min over
i hope they accept digital delivery...

oh and AE sucks balls

bobgross
29.09.2011, 07:45
It's been around 3 weeks since I skated.
I started having skating-related dreams regularly some time last week.
Last nights dream was just a bunch of mizous. Never before have I wanted to do a mizou so badly...
Should be skating tomorrow and saturday, weather permitting.

SOON

a_pla5tic_bag
29.09.2011, 08:04
It's been around 3 weeks since I skated.
I started having skating-related dreams regularly some time last week.
Last nights dream was just a bunch of mizous. Never before have I wanted to do a mizou so badly...
Should be skating tomorrow and saturday, weather permitting.

SOON

i can't go:( at least i got to skate 2 weeks ago when i went home.

not soon enough

Monday
29.09.2011, 08:05
Skated yesterday. Was le fun...

Kent
29.09.2011, 08:07
It's been around 3 weeks since I skated.
I started having skating-related dreams regularly some time last week.
Last nights dream was just a bunch of mizous. Never before have I wanted to do a mizou so badly...
Should be skating tomorrow and saturday, weather permitting.

SOON


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/20/f04c69eb-8e30-4159-b9d0-cac7f8672dbc.jpg

And tonight Im having a few beers with some friends. Hope I won't start feeling depressed when Im drunk, and rather enjoy looking at all the fishes I'll be fishing for in the future. Though Im not sure I'll be doing that for quite some time

s.
29.09.2011, 08:10
wuck into a condom, throw it next to the bed, make some "coke" lines from flour on the table, puke on a vest. Rockstar cave

fast eddie
29.09.2011, 08:15
It's been around 3 weeks since I skated.
I started having skating-related dreams regularly some time last week.
Last nights dream was just a bunch of mizous. Never before have I wanted to do a mizou so badly...
Should be skating tomorrow and saturday, weather permitting.

SOON

I feel you :lol:

I haven't skated in about a month due to busy work schedules and weather not cooperating. I should be able to skate this Sunday, and I'm really excited to go to the same old local park and fly around.

I was going to have to clean out my gutters and down spouts on Sunday, but decided to have a company come to my house, clean them out for me and install $1,000 worth of gutter guards so I never have to clean those sons of bitches ever again.

Also excited to have all of the sidewalk that touches the foundation of my house ripped out and re-poured in a few weeks. We've been getting a good deal of water coming into the basement during heavy rains, and have to run a dehumidifier 24/7 for a few weeks at a time.

Also need to get a backflow valve installed in our floor drain in the basement, which requires tearing out our old drain, installing the backflow valve, and re-pouring the cement.

Why am I excited about this? Because I have to keep my skate collection in the basement because it's climate controlled and the garage is not. And I'm not going to have a repeat of this fucking shit: http://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/showthread.php/37811-Insurance-The-Gamble-Pays-Off-or-Hero-Dog-the-3-Legged-Wonder?highlight=hero

PA
29.09.2011, 08:30
just donated 500dkk :mrgreen:

http://www.christianiafolkeaktie.dk/index.php

StarScream
29.09.2011, 09:07
fuck yeah....

turned up 5 minutes before the opening and gave the tech guy the data.

like a boss

Bazodazo
29.09.2011, 10:03
first week back at uni


so much drinking

toe-bee
29.09.2011, 11:30
fuck yeah....

turned up 5 minutes before the opening and gave the tech guy the data.

like a boss
so...














































blade time this weekend?

i'm thinking about going to basel on saturday (cause i have to pick up some stuff from germany once again...)

jonathan
29.09.2011, 12:22
Just finished reading The Fifth Elephant. Now starting the next in the series. The Night Watch. ^_^ Fuck I love vimes.

s.
29.09.2011, 12:56
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320071_251223134918833_134033966637751_696299_3807 44473_n.jpg

:twisted:

sharkyROL
29.09.2011, 13:02
So sleepy.

s.
29.09.2011, 15:47
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Espen
29.09.2011, 17:20
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/20/f04c69eb-8e30-4159-b9d0-cac7f8672dbc.jpg


Ex texted me and wanted to know if I was heading out today so she could come pick up a few things. I told her all of her stuff was hidden in various places. Think she'll take it pretty bad. And the fact that she said she couldn't bare seeing me tells me she feels pretty shitty for what she did. Wish I could see the look on her face when she walks though the door and take a walk around my man cave. Time to hang up my blading and music posters, hehe.

And tonight Im having a few beers with some friends. Hope I won't start feeling depressed when Im drunk, and rather enjoy looking at all the fishes I'll be fishing for in the future. Though Im not sure I'll be doing that for quite some time

This could have turned into something epic if you told me earlier...I was at work with my camera ready in the car, could easily set up a hidden cam and post her reaction on be-mag :lol: :lol: :lol: So many ideas, yet only parts of my ingenuity is ever realized :(

Btw I can't fucking believe she updates her blog with pictures from her trip all happy about it, and that she get's her braces removed SOON and yadiyadi...maybe it's just me being me, but I'm mad as fuck. This is an outrage!

Espen
29.09.2011, 17:28
wuck into a vest, throw it next to the bed, make some wax lines on the table, puke on your pantz. Bladercave .

Kent
29.09.2011, 19:45
Btw I can't fucking believe she updates her blog with pictures from her trip all happy about it

I haven't checked her blog. I think I'll save myself a lot of pain by keeping away from it.

I don't mind her posting pics from London. She had a good time, she has lots of readers, let her post it. I understand that she might not want to spread the word of our break up to everyone only a few days after it happened. I just told my parents today as I didn't feel like it the first two days.

In other news, pretty drunk right now. Eating a extra spicy kebab with extra jalapenos and garlic. Single mans kebab :cool:

ift
29.09.2011, 19:50
Pics of kebab.

And mail me a kebab :x

Espen
29.09.2011, 19:50
I haven't checked her blog. I think I'll save myself a lot of pain by keeping away from it.

I don't mind her posting pics from London. She had a good time, she has lots of readers, let her post it. I understand that she might not want to spread the word of our break up to everyone only a few days after it happened. I just told my parents today as I didn't feel like it the first two days.

In other news, pretty drunk right now. Eating a extra spicy kebab with extra jalapenos and garlic. Single mans kebab :cool:

Now I feel like a monster for telling you about it. Fuck it, shit was whack anyways tl;dr.

Kent
29.09.2011, 19:53
Pics of kebab.

And mail me a kebab :x

TOO LATE! :-o

Your sig is so bad ass :lol:

Espen, you're my little monster, don't worry about it. I figured she would have posted pics from the trip, I just don't want to see them <3

Espen
29.09.2011, 19:55
TOO LATE! :-o

Your sig is so bad ass :lol:

Espen, you're my little monster, don't worry about it. I figured she would have posted pics from the trip, I just don't want to see them <3

Good thing, they sucked anyways. On a sidenote I fucking hate blogz... :? I'm always like "why would anyone post this online, I don't even..." :lol:

Kent
29.09.2011, 20:00
So people can comment that they should check out their blog. Its an endless evil circle :lol:

Espen
29.09.2011, 20:12
So people can comment that they should check out their blog. Its an endless evil circle :lol:

lol I see...I've gotten some tempting offers from strangers trying to buy my youtube account, sounds legit.

Espen
29.09.2011, 20:13
Way too tired, good night fags

bobgross
29.09.2011, 20:25
I just watched 9 hours of Star Wars.
9 HOURS

jonathan
29.09.2011, 20:46
ugh. The pros of this new site is that we can block out certain regions, get paid for chatting, can upload videos now, and have lawyers to get people to take down the videos if we catch anyone uploading them to youporn or whatever. but ti's so annoying having guys send us photos of their dicks thinking that we are somehow so impressed we'll send them free photos for it. The funny thing is, cminor is too busy at school and stuff so I do all the chatting. Guys think they are chatting up with this cute nerdy girl, but really it's me. :lol: and we're makin' bank on it.

cminor
29.09.2011, 22:16
This is it.

http://i55.tinypic.com/zlpt8g.jpg

I've only got you beat because mine opens on the long side. But you've got a bigger fridge.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i15/Noapathy/Photoon2011-09-29at23032.jpg

The red rectangle is my fridge.

jonathan
30.09.2011, 15:28
u guiz wanna see a secret?
















































Well do u?


























http://vimeo.com/13069314





















































type in "prostate" for a surprise. Don't let it leak anywhere else. ;)

StarScream
30.09.2011, 15:38
my kitchen/bathroom setup


https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313036_2576936422562_1228894432_33261111_171271131 _n.jpg

jonathan
30.09.2011, 15:41
u guiz wanna see a secret?
















































Well do u?


























http://vimeo.com/13069314





















































type in "prostate" for a surprise. Don't let it leak anywhere else. ;)
quote for the new page.

StarScream
30.09.2011, 15:47
goddam...

but cut earlier at 01:33 ;)

jonathan
30.09.2011, 16:11
goddam...

but cut earlier at 01:33 ;)

You're right. But whateves. We'll probably never see this footage on dvd.

Kent
30.09.2011, 17:02
Jesus Christ

CL347BV
30.09.2011, 17:05
There is a special place in hell for people who piss on toilet seats

R-MONEY$$$
30.09.2011, 17:05
Good thing you got out of that one!

Ars
30.09.2011, 17:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9E7S5XHqgms#!
























lol u mad?

Espen
30.09.2011, 17:09
Okay, NOW I'm mad.

The other guitarist in my band goes to class with the brother of one of the girls my ex went to London with. Guess what? She broke up with her boyfriend of 3,5 years too. The same day as my ex broke up with me. Who the fuck to they think they are? Just because their ego's went though the roof because some english guys flirted with them, or they fucked them or whatever. They are just horny you cows! They would fuck a donkey if you slappet some tits on it. Can't believe how fucking little you are able to know a person. After 4,5 years of being an awesome boyfriend I think I should be treated with some fucking respect, and at least be told the truth, not to be part of some evil fucking plan. break up with 2 guys at the same time, stay safe and together as a team kind of deal. FUCK THEM BOTH

I talked to the other boyfriend. His ex used the same excuses as my ex did. I look forward to their egos fading out...Jesus Christ

DEDFUCKINGGUMMIT!!!! I dunno if you've talked to Tom, but that guy is full of wisdom when it comes to these things. He diagnosed this all to be a result of attention from guys, and also her feeling like a blogstar now. I got some other juicy shit supporting this conclusion as well...and I will share my intel with you under safer circumstances.

This all sucks so much it's amazing...fucked up my schedule big time :/

ift
30.09.2011, 17:21
Psh, fucking girls man. Codependent people bother me. Like girls that are roommates deciding they want to date guys that are roommates for example.

I saw two instances of this when I lived in Tallahassee. One chick liked one dude, so they ended up dating, then one of the other chick roommates hooks up with a roommate of the dude, and the third dude roommate is like 'which one is going to like meee', then hooks up with the third chick roommate. A few months later only the original pair is still together, because they're probably the only pair that really liked each other. Then they broke up anyway. Or how about my ex gf? I met her at and her roommate at a party and was flirting with both of them hard. They both seemed like they'd go out with me if i asked them for a #/date, so I just picked the one I was into a little more, and boom - super easy. Before we actually went on the date my roommate and I ran into them at the grocery store. And like 2 weeks after I started dating the girl, my roommate and the other girl start dating. After both of our relationships were over, those girls do the same thing with roommates that lived like 200 feet from my apartment, and now my ex gf's little sister is dating the other guy that lived there/hung out with them.



Sup with this blogstar thing too? There are a goddamn million blogs out there with this many million hits or whatever. Cute girl wants to write about fashion, grilled cheese, whatever... anyone that lets a blog go to their head is lame.

Muppet4Eternity
30.09.2011, 17:34
Sounds like a shitty situation Kent :sad: . At least you know for sure now you are definitely not to blame for it.

I'm pretty tired, le shower followed by bed.

Kent
30.09.2011, 17:34
Funny that you should say that, my couin JAB and me did the same thing when we were kids. If I dated a girl he would automaticaly date her best friend :lol:

And yeah, blog fame, lol. Only girls read them anyway.... I don't get it :p

R-MONEY$$$
30.09.2011, 17:38
Nice observation IFT. I never really noticed that before, but it makes total sense. I am fairly lone wolf and havn't drawn that conclusion but I recall many instances that support your claim.

I hate girls like that.

Espen
30.09.2011, 17:51
Funny that you should say that, my couin JAB and me did the same thing when we were kids. If I dated a girl he would automaticaly date her best friend :lol:

And yeah, blog fame, lol. Only 12-16yo girls read them anyway.... I don't get it :p

hyes

ift
30.09.2011, 18:17
'My friend is dating someone, and I don't want to be lonely, so I'll date the first convenient semi-acceptable person - need to find one ASAP. Ooh I guess my friend's date's friend is alright...'

R-MONEY$$$
30.09.2011, 18:22
That would explain girlfriend's lack of reluctance to cheat on their boyfriends.

jonathan
30.09.2011, 18:26
Shitty deal all around Kent, but at least you got some closure. That shit is super lame. It does make it easier for you to not want her back. :lol: Glad you got out of that. Not to sound cliche or anything, but it's her loss for sure on this one.

ift
30.09.2011, 18:26
'Ooh my friend hooked up with a hot vacation guy, if I'm as attractive as her a vacation guy (not necessarily that desirable of one b/c I have to catch up fast) will want to hook up with me too I'd better get moving on this before any more feelings of inferiority set in.'

Espen
30.09.2011, 18:30
'Ooh my friend hooked up with a hot vacation guy, if I'm as attractive as her a vacation guy (not necessarily that desirable of one b/c I have to catch up fast) will want to hook up with me too I'd better get moving on this before any more feelings of inferiority set in.'

NAILED IT

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq4ftlgiT51qmaa4ro1_250.gif

Kent
30.09.2011, 18:33
Shitty deal all around Kent, but at least you got some closure. That shit is super lame. It does make it easier for you to not want her back. :lol: Glad you got out of that. Not to sound cliche or anything, but it's her loss for sure on this one.

Cliches are cliches for a reason, because they are true and can relate to the matter.

jonathan
30.09.2011, 18:36
:lol:

good move Kent.

Espen
30.09.2011, 18:52
Cliches are cliches for a reason, because they are true and can relate to the matter. I agree with you.

I wouldn't want her back if she came with a manual and a lifetime guarantee.




Really sucks though, I was certain this would all fix itself and you'd get back together in a few weeks :? But now I see no way that could happen :(

jonathan
30.09.2011, 18:59
So who do you think wanted to break up first? her or her friend?

I cannot believe how childish that is.

Espen
30.09.2011, 19:03
So who do you think wanted to break up first? her or her friend?

I cannot believe how childish that is.

I believe they saw all the fun their third friend (the only one who was single) had gobbling cocks, and made a pledge ;)
This whole thing is so stinky.

Kent
30.09.2011, 19:41
Because this has happened time and time again

jonathan
30.09.2011, 19:48
I'll be looking forward to the updates. :D

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9m1uc0pPK1qawq94o1_500.gif

Kent
30.09.2011, 19:52
No doubt, no doubt ;)

Off to bed now, got a job interview in the morning. I hope I can focus and do well. Its a job selling movies and videogames, so Im really hoping I'll get it. Fingers crossed for me!

ift
30.09.2011, 19:55
I'm not sure I share Michael's facial display of excitement, but I'm also quite interested in hearing updates, mostly because of my man-love for Kent and desire to support mah homie 8)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hcHijRCctks/TduoablLkGI/AAAAAAAAAJA/--LP3P76Fek/s640/1301790359001.png

jonathan
30.09.2011, 20:06
Likewise.

But it feels a lot better not having to tear yourself about wondering what you did wrong. It's like a big weight that's been lifted.

Shit is going to pan out.

on a different note, I'm exporting a prostate massage video right now. the bj video has sold well. :) Go us! Least likely people to be in porn. Or least voted to be in porn. eitherway. It's working.

jonathan
01.10.2011, 00:02
spent most of my night chatting with internet dudes who thought i was cminor for money. feels weird man.

Spy
01.10.2011, 00:14
^ :lol:
this is the be-reality show, me thinks

toe-bee
01.10.2011, 01:42
so, kent, now that we've established that you're better off without her it might be a good time to move on a little further.
i didn't want to bring this up too soon but it looks like it's a good time for it now...





































































































noodz?


























































http://i54.tinypic.com/15yezn.jpg

anyway, i really hope you can make some good use of this shitty situation by expressing it through your music.

Hans Hockey
01.10.2011, 03:52
Check this out fgtz !
I have this small pfile thingy in this issue, hope you like it :)

http://www.issuu.com/edit_mag/docs/oktober2011

Kent
01.10.2011, 04:38
DAT STEEEEEEZ!!! Mistrail to wallride 180 looked sooooooo dope! :cool:

Nice mag too! :-D

Eating an omelette with cherry tomatoes, green bell pepper, red chili, jarlsberg cheese topped with some tabasco hot sauce. Tasty

Monday
01.10.2011, 04:58
Hans doing things proper...

Village Idiot
01.10.2011, 05:31
hans, be-mag's style animal.

s.
01.10.2011, 07:52
very nice mr. Hans EEEEEEEEEEEEEEdong!

bobgross
01.10.2011, 08:06
Hans, if I don't skate soon i'm going to kill myself.
That profile gave me DAT ITCH.

zach friesner
01.10.2011, 09:14
http://youtu.be/gi_-seGqzeM

ift
01.10.2011, 10:47
DAT STEEEEEEZ!!! Mistrail to wallride 180 looked sooooooo dope! :cool:

Nice mag too! :-D

Eating an omelette with cherry tomatoes, green bell pepper, red chili, jarlsberg cheese topped with some tabasco hot sauce. Tasty

Daaang

Espen
01.10.2011, 11:01
Ok Be-mag! This is the deal; I'm tired as fuck after a night without much sleep. Now I'm planning to get my booze on with Kent tonight. BUT should I take an hour long nap now, then drink coffee, then go out. OR drink coffee, then beer, then go out?

Life is hard at times

s.
01.10.2011, 11:02
take a nap, profit

R-MONEY$$$
01.10.2011, 11:17
No nap, more coffee more cocaine more life

B-Gault
01.10.2011, 11:19
Moar coffee, lady friend visiting and phillies playoffs.

Kent
01.10.2011, 11:27
I'm planning to get my booze on with Kent tonight

http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r460/f3rm1n08/Aww-Yeah-meme.png

http://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/[IMG]http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k286/proffloff/IMG_5977.jpghttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k286/proffloff/IMG_5977.jpg

Is the party still on? I just talked to Tom, he wants in :-D

And...Don't sleep, b.unique

Espen
01.10.2011, 11:40
I slept for 20 mins, something in between my plans. Now I drink coffee, and getting a beer in 5 mins. Party is always on Kent. I just felt a little bad since it turns out I'll be bringing three guys and no girlz. Talked to the landlord an hour ago, and it was all cool.

Kent
01.10.2011, 11:44
That's what sucks about having had a gf for so many years, I have no female friends. We'll one, but she has a bf so she doesn't count

But Im glad you're ready. Are you stopping by my place or are you heading straight for the party? I'm just asking so Tom can get here/there on time ;)

ift
01.10.2011, 11:45
Mm Sierra Nevada. Lucky you guys get that all the way in Norway.

Espen
01.10.2011, 11:49
That's what sucks about having had a gf for so many years, I have no female friends. We'll one, but she has a bf so she doesn't count

But Im glad you're ready. Are you stopping by my place or are you heading straight for the party? I'm just asking so Tom can get here/there on time ;)

"We'll one" neat...

It's potato potato for me, how we do this. I have no idea when the other guys are starting to drink, nor who the other guys are (besides Kristian, but I know some of his friends as well). Oh and Torben from school is joining as well, he's a pretty funny character. But so far I am down on my luck with all the girls I promised, appearently students tend to travel home to their birthtowns during weekends -.-

sharkyROL
01.10.2011, 12:09
Have fun guys!
My girlfriend is coming over and we're either gonna go out for a bit or play games online since she's bringing her computer too. :D

Kent
01.10.2011, 12:10
So there aren't any girls there? hmmmm, not sure if want anymore. I'm downing my first beer quite soon. Ive got a pizza in the oven :cool:

Come over here then and we'll figure it out ;)

And Ian; FUCK YEAH!!!! I've never seen it in stores here before. They only have it on tap in one bar in all of Bergen (as far as I know). One bottle was 8 dollars though. Still worth it :mrgreen:

Kent
01.10.2011, 12:11
Have fun guys!
My girlfriend is coming over and we're either gonna go out for a bit or play games online since she's bringing her computer too. :D

Play that game we used to play. Forgot the name. You know the one ;)

sharkyROL
01.10.2011, 12:16
Toribash? :lol:

I got this new Tank Battle game. Been playing it for like 3 hours. Shit gets ridiculously hard after a few chapters.

Espen
01.10.2011, 12:55
So there aren't any girls there? hmmmm, not sure if want anymore. I'm downing my first beer quite soon. Ive got a pizza in the oven :cool:

Come over here then and we'll figure it out ;)

And Ian; FUCK YEAH!!!! I've never seen it in stores here before. They only have it on tap in one bar in all of Bergen (as far as I know). One bottle was 8 dollars though. Still worth it :mrgreen:

I guess there will be girlz, but none from my personal collection.

s.
01.10.2011, 13:27
http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/10/822e687f006e893fa65e5f2ec38ca107.jpg?1317485331

ift
01.10.2011, 13:53
And Ian; FUCK YEAH!!!! I've never seen it in stores here before. They only have it on tap in one bar in all of Bergen (as far as I know). One bottle was 8 dollars though. Still worth it :mrgreen:

I think the bar we went to the beers were all like $10 anyway! How'd you get your hands on those bottles? Beer of the month boss guy? Or wait a minute... are you not bartending anymore what happened with that? Anyway I've got four Sierra Nevada Pale Ales in my closet 8)

Monday
01.10.2011, 13:56
Just wucked it to the Fishguys edit again. For the 10.000th time...

Ars
01.10.2011, 16:51
recently i spotted R money persistently seeking diver-girl's attention
here's a link in order not to spoil
LINK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuQrrGBipnE&feature=player_embedded)

coldzombie
01.10.2011, 18:52
went blading but got high and drunk instead, it was a good night

Espen
01.10.2011, 21:36
HAH! This is Espen reporting from Kent's place. Time is 4:34 and I seem to have no means of transport to get back home. We are throwing a nachspiel and Kent is on waaaay better thoughts :lol: Fuck it all, I'm drunk. Weird night is being epic.

ift
01.10.2011, 22:00
nachspiel


Kent is on waaaay better thoughts :lol:

Wat?



I skated today, and now I'm about to 8) some stuff I grew in the mountains and edit le footage.

Espen
01.10.2011, 22:44
..

Espen
01.10.2011, 22:47
Well this shit is fucked...I'm sleeping in the loft.

ift
01.10.2011, 23:19
The loft rules :o

Flandangle
01.10.2011, 23:53
Partied at someone's cabin Friday night. Slept little. Woke up, cleaned, drove home, then got on da blades. Huge sesh. Clips were copped. Stayed up until 2:20 AM for some reason. Gotta skate/do work tomorrow. Good fucking night.

Kent
02.10.2011, 00:34
..

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg641/scaled.php?server=641&filename=espentrolldeluxe.png&res=medium

Kent
02.10.2011, 00:35
TROLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLLLLLH HEJEJEJEJEJEJEJJEJEJE HAHAHAHAH HOHOHOHOOO HOHOHOHOOOO OJEJEJJEJEJEJE

ift
02.10.2011, 00:37
Bench battle me on that bench fgts

sharkyROL
02.10.2011, 04:44
Ass dragon.

Kent
02.10.2011, 05:14
Just kill me now! Things got way out of hand last night. I got 2 hours of sleep and Im still drunk. My head is killing me, Ive got 1 euro left and it looks like someone threw a grenade into the appartment. Im just too tired to start cleaning it up. I have no idea where to start either.

Was fun though 8-)

Monday
02.10.2011, 05:26
nice

Kent
02.10.2011, 07:11
I seriously want to kill myself, I feel so sick

sharkyROL
02.10.2011, 07:15
Kent! I found this new awesome online multiplayer game.
www.teeworlds.com

It's so fast, I love it. :lol:

Kent
02.10.2011, 09:08
That game would be too stressful for me at this moment in time :lol:

I heard through a friend of my ex that she wants me to have Toby (our cat) because she (Toby is a girl) likes me more than her, and it would only be stressful for Toby to have to move back and forth between places. If its true I'll be so happy <3

I think I'll want to have another cat if this is the case, as Toby will be more alone than ever now that I'm the only one living here. Don't want her to be lonely when I'm out.

Soon I'll go to the grocery store and see if I can get some sort of dinner for 1 euro. That will be tricky

Kent
02.10.2011, 09:15
and this song is so mesmerizing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTu__jcpNTs

Monday
02.10.2011, 09:18
Y U NO KRONERS?

ift
02.10.2011, 09:30
Kent I suggest you steal everything and sell it. + bad hangovers are the worst :(

Anyway:

http://vimeo.com/29902622


http://vimeo.com/29902622

Kent
02.10.2011, 10:19
Y U NO KRONERS?

Bought too many beers. The ex said she had transferred money on friday for rent+electricity+internet+cable and 200 euros she borrowed while in London. So I thought I had plenty of kroners last night. Soon though, SOON

Pudslide up the rail FTW Ian <3

What's the song?

I bought a bunch of vegetables for my rather low budget. Gonna fry it in a wok with some szechuan sauce I found in a cupboard, and just serve with some jasmine rice. Not too shabby actually :cool:

ift
02.10.2011, 10:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ4UkBZfRYk

Monday
02.10.2011, 10:27
Sounds good for a €-meal...

tobstah
02.10.2011, 10:28
http://vimeo.com/29902622



osm. backslide 270 out and pud up that pole jawn were sick.

ift
02.10.2011, 10:45
Thanks pal 8)

Espen
02.10.2011, 11:49
osm. backslide 270 out and pud up that pole jawn were sick.

this

Espen
02.10.2011, 11:50
I've spent 25 bucks on a calzone...so stuffed. Exam the day after tomorrow, and I don't feel like studying at all... I'll do some studying with a girl from class tomorrow though, so I guess that'll do.

ift
02.10.2011, 12:05
I've spent 25 bucks on a calzone...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l03pnyj0T71qzpwi0o1_500.png

Espen
02.10.2011, 12:30
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l03pnyj0T71qzpwi0o1_500.png

LOL I wish

Monday
02.10.2011, 14:02
Wish I was Norwegian... Minus the snow...

Pedro Sanchez
02.10.2011, 14:17
I suspect Norwegian chicks to be pretty hot. Am I right?

jonathan
02.10.2011, 14:21
Norwegian cats are pretty amazing. :)

ift
02.10.2011, 14:53
I suspect Norwegian chicks to be pretty hot. Am I right?

Pre-tanning bed: yes
Post-tanning bed: no