PDA

View Full Version : /b/mag (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 笑 Le Fagz Thread



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 [190] 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217

Espen
24.11.2011, 21:01
Kent took me by Bergen's concrete park. He was like, "Eh weather's nice bro wanna skate here tomorrow?" and I was like HELL NO and we skated the incredible wood park you guys have over and over.

Probably true, but such a boring set-up

Espen
24.11.2011, 21:01
KENT MEET ME AT FB

ift
24.11.2011, 21:02
Dude you don't even know. That park is amazing. I frequently think of tricks and lines I would want to do if I ever get the chance to skate it again. So much there has NBD I'm sure of it.

toe-bee
25.11.2011, 16:53
i went and watched this tonight:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdLXUlv7PeM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdLXUlv7PeM

i can safely say that i have never felt so patriotic in my whole life.
that might've (damn that just looks wrong but i'm not going to write "might have") had something to do with the localy grown spriritual enhancers i had for supper before.
or it might not.

Espen
25.11.2011, 17:38
Soooooo bored

Monday
25.11.2011, 17:48
Did you watch "The Substance" yet, toe-bee? ;)

R-MONEY$$$
25.11.2011, 20:19
Gettin high feeling like a true swiss. I wish I could have that experience.

Espen
25.11.2011, 20:25
Gettin high feeling like a true swiss. I wish I could have that experience.

http://static.arstechnica.net/thumb_swiss_flag_pot_leaf.png

R-MONEY$$$
25.11.2011, 21:04
But I can never be a Swiss....





:(

Espen
25.11.2011, 21:09
But I can never be a Swiss....





:(

You can be whatever you want to be man, embrace life you never know when it's going to end...


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/28/article-1017233-011195DA00000578-12_468x309.jpg

ynamzayin'

R-MONEY$$$
25.11.2011, 21:13
Perfection



Bahahahhaa mass lolz

s.
25.11.2011, 22:59
eeeeeEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEeeeeeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

s.
25.11.2011, 22:59
FUCK AUTO SPACEBAR\\ye digg

Shadows
25.11.2011, 23:27
well i left home cause shit was getting a bit crazy. people were cooking metha nd doing retarded shit. so i went from living in some ghetto as area to living on the beach because my girlfriend at the time knew a bunch of hippies and fry heads. i lived on the beach for quite a while selling acid with a bunch of kids. after a while my girlfriend was telling me to try and get shit together and i remember a few days after the conversation we were driving around university city in sd and we drove by this school that i remembered seeing when i was a little kid and i realized we were in the area where my grandmother lived(who i hadnt seen since i was 8 and i was nineteen at the time) so we drove around a bit and i found her house. went and knocked on the door and she was all freaking out happy to see me and it just so happened that it was her birthday(feb 2nd). i just wanted to see her and talk to her and before i could even get into a conversation really she was like "stay with me". my aunt and cousins lived there to. after a few days of living there i found out my aunt had married this dude in prison who happened to be one of the heads of the arryan brotherhood(nazi prison gang) and all this crazy shit started happening from there. they were cooking meth and there were skinheads in the house al the time doing random crazy shit and lighting each other on fire at 4 am in the kitchen and it was just.......crazy. i basically took care of my grandma and 8 yr old cousin cause no one else was. then the house got raided and my aunt went to prison and my cousin and grandma were taken to foster care and a nursing home. so i basically left home to get away from crazy shit just to go into even crazier shit. after that my friend justin said that his dad owned a few bakery's in texas and would train me to be a baker and cake decorator for free. so i moved here and his dad had a stroke a while later so he pretty much gave us the bakery. now justin and i run it and thats that.

Shadows
25.11.2011, 23:38
http://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/showthread.php/7845-Get-this-to-10-pages-for-tits-of-my-EX-gf

toe-bee
26.11.2011, 03:34
Did you watch "The Substance" yet, toe-bee? ;)
nope, not yet.
lulz were had when i first heard albert hofmann's story of how he discovered lsd.
i think that substance might be a bit too much for me right now.

have you seen "dirty pictures" yet?
i prefer that a lot more.

oh, and for teh lulz...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqlQIU92pQ


But I can never be a Swiss.... :(
you could, you just have to marry a swiss girl, but i wouldn't if i were you...

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/11/two_dolphins_possibly_killed_b.php

Shadows
26.11.2011, 04:45
be-pedia?

sickest bike ride ever.
anyway, acid is over rated.

schrooms are the way to be.

toe-bee
26.11.2011, 05:31
seems like you're on a serious flashback right now...

sickest bike ride ever.

http://vimeo.com/9970489

VS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYgAX6D43Q

any other contestants?

sharkyROL
26.11.2011, 05:43
:shock:

Monday
26.11.2011, 05:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqlQIU92pQ

The commenter's accent was the highlight for me in this trailer...

StarScream
26.11.2011, 07:01
thats a swiss remake of a very bad movie called "shrooms"

watch cargo instead ;)

or Off-beat

Monday
26.11.2011, 07:14
Why would anyone re-make movies...? Never got that...

Monday
26.11.2011, 07:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wGs_tIRINU&feature=bf_next&list=AVGxdCwVVULXcJVs3UiorsbjTrwX3APwuw&lf=list_related

StarScream
26.11.2011, 08:30
Why would anyone re-make movies...? Never got that...
maybe they were like: "it can't get worse than the original if we just do it in 3D"

well it sure can.

StarScream
26.11.2011, 09:15
so the new "the thing" was not that good?

its actually a prequel not a remake

sharkyROL
26.11.2011, 09:25
Anybody else watching this right now?

http://www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv

s.
26.11.2011, 12:03
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Dr.-Dre-is-a-poor-source-for-animal-care-advice.png

Freddy White
27.11.2011, 08:28
Nothing really exciting to contribute to this thread besides my coffee drinking habits.

It's Sunday and I'm not even hungover. Being in charge of driving friends around sucks.

Enjoy your week-end nonetheless, Fagz !


http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9f8ey84d1qzy9ouo1_r1_500.jpg

ift
27.11.2011, 09:24
My goodness. Tits like that make me wish I was a single man.

Coffee then another full day/night of studying with too many internet breaks. Brb.

Monday
27.11.2011, 10:47
OMG

sharkyROL
27.11.2011, 10:51
Spicy rice with fried soy bits and apple?

bobgross
27.11.2011, 11:07
Kevin Yee reads Murakami. :D
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7961/yeeairport.jpg

Kent
27.11.2011, 12:53
My sister bought me Murakamis Norwegian Wood yesterday, looking forward to reading it this week. Murakami <3

Espen
27.11.2011, 13:39
http://www.cbtronline.com/Media/HappyAsian.jpg

Switch_Bcn
27.11.2011, 14:40
Setup #2 coming out of my parent's house and back to canada-

http://i.imgur.com/1bATV.jpg

Village Idiot
27.11.2011, 15:21
what shells?

s.
27.11.2011, 17:29
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/556800_700b.jpg

Espen
27.11.2011, 18:24
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/556800_700b.jpg

:lol:

Switch_Bcn
27.11.2011, 18:46
what shells?

At the time I was skating for USD. They were a limited team run of skates that had a small number of them produced. They came out before these below... called the 'team throne' with the circle of team initials on the back of the blue cuff and came as standard with those blue eyelets, although they took a thrashing- all the sidewalks, I guess. I'm excited to get some grey ufs souls, cut down the white heels to fit on top and match up with some decent frames.

http://www.skatestop.com/v/vspfiles/photos/AGGRESSIVESKATESUSDTHRONESPIZE-2.jpg

Shadows
28.11.2011, 04:24
40 minutes into super 8. its sick. wasnt expecting this at all.

Freddy White
28.11.2011, 06:43
Morning, coffee, cigarette, late translation work to meet the deadline.

Would be so much easier if I had a good night sleep, but seems like insomnia's back.

Long story short. Girlfriend haz multipass.


http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9fbnJRrB1qzy9ouo1_500.jpg

sharkyROL
28.11.2011, 07:17
Mmm, gingerssss.

Switch_Bcn
29.11.2011, 10:34
Rescued from page 3 oblivion... good morning gentz! how is everyone today?

Espen
29.11.2011, 13:43
Like shit, exam in 2 days and I'm not motivated at all. And I also got another one 4 days from the first one, which means I have tons of pages to read and memorize.

Switch_Bcn
29.11.2011, 14:10
So not ideal. What are you studying for? I feel like I should know this. I'm in a really bad mood today Espen, can't shake this meanness I feel towards mankind.

Espen
29.11.2011, 14:17
So not ideal. What are you studying for? I feel like I should know this. I'm in a really bad mood today Espen, can't shake this meanness I feel towards mankind.

Right now I'm studying for microbiology, I've passed this course earlier but I need a C or a better grade. Next one up is examen philosophicum, which is a fucking shit course but I have to pass it to get my degrees.

Life sucks right now, but it will be osm if things turn out good. I've got vacation from the 7th of December to the 16th of January, feels good man.

Switch_Bcn
29.11.2011, 14:44
Eyes on the prize my good man, December is really really scarily close. Best of luck with your exams!

Kent
29.11.2011, 14:53
10,5 hour shift today, don't recommend it. Legs are sore, and my head hurts from having to listen to my own voice talk about pantzzz

On the bright side, at least I don't have to deal with exams /trollface

Kent
29.11.2011, 14:55
And tomorrow me and le band are recording a song that I wrote only a few weeks ago. Feels scary/good man

Monday
29.11.2011, 15:11
You need a "new" pair of skates to make you feel better, Kent. One of the vintage kind. PM user "Monday", he hooks you up.

Kent
29.11.2011, 15:13
Will they massage my feet? :lol:

SOON

Espen
29.11.2011, 15:27
On the bright side, at least I don't have to deal with exams /trollface

Truth, but on the brightside for me, I probably don't have to deal with sore feet from standing a whole day's shift in the future :wink:

Monday
29.11.2011, 15:34
Will they massage my feet? :lol:

SOONNo, but I can do that. If, well... if you pay entrance to the park that day... 8)

Monday
29.11.2011, 15:34
... and provide housing.

Espen
29.11.2011, 15:46
Crawford just tracked me down on facebook, 5 minutes later I think I'm kind of in love with his wife http://www.boondockfans.com/forum/img/smilies/smiley-wub.png

s.
29.11.2011, 15:52
Crawford just tracked me down on facebook, 5 minutes later I think I'm kind of in love with his wife http://www.boondockfans.com/forum/img/smilies/smiley-wub.png
Soon...

Kent
29.11.2011, 15:55
Truth, but on the brightside for me, I probably don't have to deal with sore feet from standing a whole day's shift in the future :wink:

Touché :lol:

Back to school for me. SOON (next year?)

Monday, I'll do both


edit: pics of said wife?

Espen
29.11.2011, 15:57
Touché :lol:

Back to school for me. SOON (next year?)

Monday, I'll do both


edit: pics of said wife?

Haha. I won't post pics of another man's wife on be-mag, that's disrespectful. Besides I would feel jealous.

sharkyROL
29.11.2011, 15:58
Tomorrow I have to go to a private party to take pics, get drunk and make moneiz.
Also I am getting my second cat at my place, yay!
Thursday I'm playing at a big party and making some more moneiz.

But who will I drink beerz with now?

Muppet4Eternity
29.11.2011, 17:45
Crawford just tracked me down on facebook, 5 minutes later I think I'm kind of in love with his wife http://www.boondockfans.com/forum/img/smilies/smiley-wub.png

Guy's wife is awesome, she saved me from getting a bollocking from my dad. Long story, involving skipping off school to go skate. My Dad was angry with me until he realised they were married, and suddenly decided that made my days shenanigans OK.

s.
29.11.2011, 18:16
not a creature, but I found a tree that grows kettles

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7686/28060028.jpg

s.
29.11.2011, 18:16
Guy's wife is awesome, she saved me from getting a bollocking from my dad. Long story, involving skipping off school to go skate. My Dad was angry with me until he realised they were married, and suddenly decided that made my days shenanigans OK.:lol:

bobgross
29.11.2011, 18:37
Crawford just tracked me down on facebook, 5 minutes later I think I'm kind of in love with his wife http://www.boondockfans.com/forum/img/smilies/smiley-wub.png
We've all been there before, man. :lol:
+rep to Guy and Mrs. Guy.

Speaking of Guy, are you planning on a BCSD 2012 trip, Sir Crawford?

Monday
29.11.2011, 19:17
Monday, I'll do both
Very kind of you...



























I'll arrive at Bergen International Airport tomorrow at 3 pm. Pick me up in time, please. I only eat vegan, provide enough food for the +four weeks of my stay. I am allergic to cats but I like pussy. Please arrange something here, too.

Monday
29.11.2011, 19:36
not a creature, but I found a tree that grows kettles

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7686/28060028.jpg
K

ift
29.11.2011, 19:42
^ "Questionable."

Monday
29.11.2011, 19:44
Shall I edit?

Flandangle
29.11.2011, 19:44
Speaking of Guy, are you planning on a BCSD 2012 trip, Sir Crawford?

He'd better be. I'm hoping to bop up with Brodye Chappell and Daniel Beer. My parents have said I can go, if I arrange lodging and travel long before February.

Monday
29.11.2011, 19:44
Can't wait for reply, need to go to bed, will edit...

Switch_Bcn
29.11.2011, 19:48
Evening all! This thread is the best thing about this board :lol: BCSD is a go, although my wife won't be making the trip this year, she's in the family way.

R-MONEY$$$
29.11.2011, 20:06
I plan on bcsd too.

Thought I would share some dialogs with women I found funny while I take a dump.

G:did I leave my make up bag in your car
R$: ya and your hair straightener. You should have seen me try to explain that to my other girlfriend, I told her it was tessie's (my lil sis) and she bought it.
G: do you want to die?
R$: baby, you know I'm kidding...my other girlfriend already knows about you, she is chill.

R$:ya I am sure it is super annoying that no matter where you go guys hit on you all the time, like you are hardly ever treated like a normal human.
Rando girl at bar: ya it is annoying, if you want to know what it is like go to the gay pride parade and see how the men treat you.
R$: oh I bet that would be quiet the experience. what could I wear that would be comparable to having my tits hang out and a mini skirt?

s.
29.11.2011, 20:34
K

What happened?

Switch_Bcn
29.11.2011, 20:42
I plan on bcsd too.



Safe, looking forward to blading with you.

ift
29.11.2011, 20:47
What happened?

Play on words using CH's full name.

bobgross
29.11.2011, 21:51
He'd better be. I'm hoping to bop up with Brodye Chappell and Daniel Beer. My parents have said I can go, if I arrange lodging and travel long before February.
AW
FUCK
YES

GROM SESH

bobgross
29.11.2011, 22:00
http://vimeo.com/32532393
God I love Traitement. Such good filming...

Flandangle
29.11.2011, 22:33
Safe, looking forward to blading with you.

DB just showed me. It's amazing.


AW
FUCK
YES

GROM SESH

More than pumped. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT AND NOW I HEAR R$ IS GOING. Gonna be sick.

sharkyROL
30.11.2011, 02:02
Good morning, Fagz!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=455-L9qV6WU

Shadows
30.11.2011, 02:07
real fuckin grom question here...
where is BCSD? midwest right? michigan or some shit?
ive never cared cause i havent lived here before but is it close to chicago?

Monday
30.11.2011, 03:10
Play on words using CH's full name.Oooops, I wasn't aware that I spelled it correctly. I thought it was spelled differently in two ways... :D

Freddy White
30.11.2011, 05:44
Morning. Sick. No coffee. Maybe a cigarette ?

Always a girlfriend for you Fagz, though :


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9fktzPZ41qzy9ouo1_500.jpg

sharkyROL
30.11.2011, 09:37
I haz washing machine!

Hans Hockey
30.11.2011, 10:10
Sick at home for the 5th day, plus even more bad news.. my work just let us know that they will cut down the bonus payments..

FUCK !!!

sharkyROL
30.11.2011, 10:14
:( Sorry, Hansel.


I will be taking photos of this girl tonight.

http://mixmag.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/article/images/Nina Kraviz.jpg

Espen
30.11.2011, 10:26
:( Sorry, Hansel.


I will be taking photos of this girl tonight.

http://mixmag.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/article/images/Nina Kraviz.jpg

http://download.agefotostock.com/fotos/bajaage/cached/575434/ERT-EVCA001-OZ063.jpg

sharkyROL
30.11.2011, 10:32
She's a dj. So no windows between us. :lol:

sharkyROL
30.11.2011, 10:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=Teaft0Kg-Ok

I don't even...

ift
30.11.2011, 12:24
Sharky - requesting sexy pics/n00ds of girls you've photographed. Thread would be epic.

Espen
30.11.2011, 12:26
I'm eating raisins, packed: 04/05/2010 :shock: But do not worry, they're army-raisins.

fast eddie
30.11.2011, 12:31
I'm eating raisins, packed: 04/05/2010 :shock: But do not worry, they're army-raisins.

Ate some Raisin Bran cereal that had a few small beetles in it. Freaked out and threw the contents of the bowl in the trash.

Forgot about it, ate some more the next morning. Freaked out, threw the box away. Goddamnit :lol:

Espen
30.11.2011, 12:43
Ate some Raisin Bran cereal that had a few small beetles in it. Freaked out and threw the contents of the bowl in the trash.

Forgot about it, ate some more the next morning. Freaked out, threw the box away. Goddamnit :lol:

LOL, pretty well done!

sharkyROL
30.11.2011, 12:45
Beerz?

Village Idiot
30.11.2011, 14:35
Ate some Raisin Bran cereal that had a few small beetles in it. Freaked out and threw the contents of the bowl in the trash.

Forgot about it, ate some more the next morning. Freaked out, threw the box away. Goddamnit :lol:

you big pussy. :mrgreen:

toe-bee
30.11.2011, 23:42
got up at 4:44am for no apparent reason.
i'm out of milk so now i have to wait for my tea till the stores open at 6am.
today i'll proceed with cleaning and clearing out.
getting rid of stuff that just stands around/collects dust and putting other stuff away feels good man.

Shadows
01.12.2011, 00:18
you still drink milk from cows? :/
in tea no less
yuck

Hans Hockey
01.12.2011, 02:32
Its what we call children tea.. hey I gotta admit I love me some children tea

Hans Hockey
01.12.2011, 03:09
Also back to work, hope I did not miss to much !
Catch you on the flipside fagz XXX

sharkyROL
01.12.2011, 05:38
Romania's national day; no water running.
:lol:

That's the way to celebrate!

Freddy White
01.12.2011, 06:36
Insomnia kicked in again, treated myself with some coffee. Hopefully it all goes smoothly.

It's raining out here, but we'll go skate this indoor park nearby (1 hour + ride) tonight. Feels good.

My girlfriend doesn't care for rain.


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhob3ox4A1qzy9ouo1_500.jpg

Quark
01.12.2011, 06:37
you still drink milk from cows? :/
in tea no less
yuck

Where do you get your milk, then? Cats?

Espen
01.12.2011, 06:53
My computer beeps like a MF what does it mean? It's always been beeping for like 2 seconds as I turn it on, but now the very same beeping does not stop...ever.

Monday
01.12.2011, 07:14
Memory issues...

Espen
01.12.2011, 07:19
I'm technically a retard when it comes to stuff like this, my method of punching the pc was ineffective

Monday
01.12.2011, 07:25
I can only speak for Macs and they beep when there's something wrong with their memory... :)

Quark
01.12.2011, 07:25
Unplug your keyboard.

Espen
01.12.2011, 07:32
Unplug my keyboard?? I'm probably being trolled... Posting from my phone now, beeping is unbearable

StarScream
01.12.2011, 07:36
unplug your brain

life is much better

Quark
01.12.2011, 07:42
Unplug my keyboard?? I'm probably being trolled... Posting from my phone now, beeping is unbearable

Just do it.

Kent
01.12.2011, 08:04
my method of punching the pc was ineffective

For the last couple of months my monitor has been fucking up on me and fading to white. If I punch it before it goes completely white, it goes back to normal. I actually like it

sequoiad
01.12.2011, 08:04
My computer beeps like a MF what does it mean? It's always been beeping for like 2 seconds as I turn it on, but now the very same beeping does not stop...ever.

assuming its a pc? probably either memory issues, or depending on the motherboard it could be a heat warning. most likely memory though, could be RAM or a sign of a problem with the video card.

if you know someone who has some experience ask them to look at it, they'll probably check and re-seat the components until the cause has been isolated

Espen
01.12.2011, 08:07
You may actually be right...just googled some beep codes and with a continuous beep the first step was to unplug everything besides the power cable...trying this tomorrow.

Monday
01.12.2011, 08:11
For the last couple of months my monitor has been fucking up on me and fading to white. If I punch it before it goes completely white, it goes back to normal. I actually like itI like those things, too. Makes them personal.

^ This is only true for everything not related to work. I can't stand computers etc. having hickups when I'm trying to get paid... 8)

Kent
01.12.2011, 08:12
:cool:

sharkyROL
01.12.2011, 08:42
Yay, got a cheap iPhone. Oh, I missed having an iPhone so bad.

Pulp
01.12.2011, 08:58
unplug your brain

life is much better
Dude... man, like... whoa

fast eddie
01.12.2011, 09:08
Yay, got a cheap iPhone. Oh, I missed having an iPhone so bad.

Nice :D

I'm about to drop $400 on two 16 GB white iPhone 4Ss. Thank goodness for Christmas bonuses :lol:

Monday
01.12.2011, 09:17
iPhone 4 is the best thing that happened to me this year. Well, not really, but I like it a lot. Still tempted for the 4S because of the camera... 8)

sharkyROL
01.12.2011, 09:17
I got a 16gb 3g for like 80$.

Quark
01.12.2011, 09:18
It has the wifis

fast eddie
01.12.2011, 09:22
But I heard the HTC Evo prints fucking money...

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-questioning-pondering.jpg

Quark
01.12.2011, 09:43
And a bigger GB's.

Muppet4Eternity
01.12.2011, 13:18
Made an edit for a local scooterer, probably not what he was expecting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rm_OARASpo

StarScream
01.12.2011, 16:36
i have to film a scooter contest at saturday....
doin' it for the muhnay XD

Muppet4Eternity
01.12.2011, 16:42
Film the floor. It's really intredasting, I heard.

StarScream
01.12.2011, 17:07
all the rockets mean that you want his cock

Muppet4Eternity
01.12.2011, 17:18
I want his rocket.

Shadows
01.12.2011, 19:19
Where do you get your milk, then? Cats?

almonds or soy.

and my mac has been buggin too.

2 beeps. what does it mean?

Shadows
01.12.2011, 19:21
sometimes rice

Shadows
01.12.2011, 19:27
http://support.apple.com/kb/ht1547

incompatible ram?
i didnt even do anything, it just started beeping one day. wtf

Monday
02.12.2011, 02:24
Yah, they do this sometimes...

Quark
02.12.2011, 02:37
almonds or soy.

and my mac has been buggin too.

2 beeps. what does it mean?

Can't beat cow's milk.

Also, I want to bring rep back :(

Shadows
02.12.2011, 02:44
lets just get a like button. its the cool thing to do.

toe-bee
02.12.2011, 02:53
do it quark!
besides for obvious lulz reasons i also liked to be able to find certain posts by looking through my rep.
just disable it for gionnaschlong or set up some rules and swing your ban hammer deterrently.

when i was on holiday in spain last year i drank my fare share of soy milk.
i didn't like it.
life is too short not to drink real milk.
besides, it's illegal not to drink milk in this country.

Shadows
02.12.2011, 02:55
the illuminati wants people to drink milk because theres very very minute levels of acid in it. so in a lifetime, youll eventually trip balls.

Monday
02.12.2011, 03:03
If I only attempt to drink milk I'll die. Might want to take the risk for a good trip though sometime in the future...

Yup, bring back rep. Not the rep we had before but something better, please...

Quark
02.12.2011, 05:24
I'll see if I can tweak the system a bit.

Meanwhile, I have 6 classes lined up for next week. 2 x Excel, 2 x Illustator and 2 x Photoshop. Crazyness.

s.
02.12.2011, 07:10
2 x Photoshop.
you'll do fine

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9364/dawsoncryings.jpg

StarScream
02.12.2011, 07:44
since be-mag makes some weird changes to photos i post the original here

Ramp Transfer with Fishbrain Bonk

Nikon D200
5.6
1/200
2 Flashes
http://fourproductions.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/deck_fishy_small.jpg

Monday
02.12.2011, 07:47
FUCK BE-MAG

s.
02.12.2011, 07:57
mag be fag

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:03
K

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:03
+1

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:03
This.

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:03
Yes.

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:03
Posting to raise etc. etc.

StarScream
02.12.2011, 08:06
someone is bored...nix z tue in dütschland?

toe-bee
02.12.2011, 08:21
since be-mag makes some weird changes to photos i post the original here

Ramp Transfer with Fishbrain Bonk

Nikon D200
5.6
1/200
2 Flashes
http://fourproductions.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/deck_fishy_small.jpg
at first i was like...

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/jackie-chan.jpg

but then i remembered that he's skating 72mm cozmo wheels and suddenly everything made sense.
did he drop in from the railing of the small miniramp or the wallride/curve thingy at the back?

StarScream
02.12.2011, 08:26
railing...

19 out of the 20 times he did it he was too high.

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:37
someone is bored...nix z tue in dütschland?Austria, my friend...

StarScream
02.12.2011, 08:50
Ist doch alles Deutsches Reich

Monday
02.12.2011, 08:53
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Switch_Bcn
02.12.2011, 09:27
Morning all.

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//b5/4/b54ef3ac23d62df7d7cfa3c0e5d78746.jpg

Quark
02.12.2011, 09:29
Claudio, Toebee, your tickets are here!

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6516/dsc04503fy.jpg

<3 Grindhouse.

StarScream
02.12.2011, 09:31
weeeee....

i want 721

Pulp
02.12.2011, 10:02
i have to film a scooter contest at saturday....
doin' it for the muhnay XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL3Rj9IT4Mc

Dennis
02.12.2011, 10:32
ATTN Toebee !!

Do you need to be in Le Swiss februari 9th to feb. 28th?

toe-bee
02.12.2011, 10:50
not sure yet.
if winter decides to visit us here in switzerland i'll stay.
right now it doesn't look like it... (http://tt.bernerzeitung.ch/region/thun/Zum-Wintersaisonstart-gibts-nur-Kunstschneehuegel/story/14874717)
i'll definitely be heading your way for winterclash, but that's just for a couple days.
so yeah, i dunno lol!

why?

Espen
02.12.2011, 12:30
BACK ON MY PC COMPUTER!!!!! Pretty sweet... I raged hard and pressed some restart buttons and stuff, then got a total system error as I tried to start it up again. It said that it couldn't be fixed by itself and that I had to contact tech support or send some message to windows. Was thinking it was dead so I started punching it some more, pulled out everything from it and kind of tried to kill it. Tried to turn it on, and works "fine" without no beeping sounds.

Fuck yeah.

toe-bee
02.12.2011, 16:49
since nobody has been posting any girlfriends lately...

http://i41.tinypic.com/nyi5u.jpg

Flandangle
02.12.2011, 18:12
http://i41.tinypic.com/nyi5u.jpg

Pussy splinters.

Espen
02.12.2011, 18:16
I wish those grew on trees nearby my location, would make camping so much more fun.

Monday
02.12.2011, 19:19
[…]to contact tech support or send some message to windows. :lol:

Espen
02.12.2011, 21:46
http://pete.com/files/photos/tech-support-cat.jpg

Flandangle
03.12.2011, 16:07
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/393278_10151017480645093_695300092_22024502_169039 2383_n.jpg

Soon...

Switch_Bcn
03.12.2011, 22:09
BROS BEFORE HOES MUTHERFUCKER. YOU HEARD.

Flandangle
03.12.2011, 22:46
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM NEWFOUNDLAND R$!

http://www.dolphinworld.org/pd/images/dolphin-birthday.jpg

Espen
03.12.2011, 23:00
I'm paypal'ing the dolphin a beer


EDIT: One beer in Norway, with today's exchange rate, means I'm probably going to paypal him like a six-pack.

NickL
04.12.2011, 02:49
BROS BEFORE HOES MUTHERFUCKER. YOU HEARD.

QUOTED, FOR THE MUTHAFUCKING TRUTH!

sharkyROL
04.12.2011, 04:07
Quark was in my dreams last night. We were debating wether to skate this ledge in front of my house.

Also I had a wall made out of Fanta bottles.

NickL
04.12.2011, 04:29
Quark was in my dreams last night. We were debating wether to skate this ledge in front of my house.

Also I had a wall made out of Fanta bottles.

This is where Joseph could tell you what God means by those dreams.

toe-bee
04.12.2011, 10:36
http://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/showthread.php/46265-secret-santa-2012

DO IT!

:wink:

Switch_Bcn
04.12.2011, 11:09
I'm in.

Village Idiot
04.12.2011, 13:22
election night. exit polls.

left: 6/150
christian left: 1/150
centre left: 83/150
right centre: 40/150
right: 6
extreme right: 1

Village Idiot
04.12.2011, 13:25
and check out my newspapers website.
http://www.business.hr/

sharkyROL
04.12.2011, 14:23
Must get new controller.

Either this:

http://www.musik-schmidt.de/images/product_images/popup_images/Numark-N4_1.jpg
or this:

http://www.pioneer.eu/images/news/DDJ-ERGO/DDJ-ERGO_top_low.jpg

Monday
04.12.2011, 14:35
Get the above. Looks better.

sharkyROL
04.12.2011, 14:41
Each has it's pros and cons but I actually wanna go to the showroom and see how each feels before deciding.
Also first one is 400€ and second is 500€. Oh well, must make the moneiz first.

Monday
04.12.2011, 14:52
So the ugly one is more expensive? Good.

sharkyROL
04.12.2011, 15:04
I actually think both of them are ugly but that's not important.

Espen
04.12.2011, 15:14
I actually think both of them are ugly but that's not important.

Yeah stop being so fucking superficial

Monday
04.12.2011, 15:54
Just get both... Or hire someone to make custom cases for them...

bobgross
04.12.2011, 16:00
Semen everywhere. Mashups are usually stupid, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuIYBvsYVGI

s.
04.12.2011, 16:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTAbYae69g

Muppet4Eternity
04.12.2011, 16:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt8r8fumEYY

Flandangle
04.12.2011, 17:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7bAuzNTIBs

Espen
04.12.2011, 22:04
sd

Espen
04.12.2011, 22:04
Hehe, there's a lot of noobs nowadays and the haters are getting real slack so we don't get rid of them either. Back in the days every first post on the forum would be bombed with "GTFO", "FAG", "GO BACK TO AMALL" and so on. But I've seen several succesful first posts during the last year...ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY POST ON BE-MAG.

Quoting myself from a conversation on facebook...wtf happened to be-mag!?

Pulp
04.12.2011, 22:06
Sup, fagz?

Espen
04.12.2011, 22:11
Sup, fagz?

GO BACK TO AMALL, 2007!??

Edit: I wish someone from '11 posted right after my last post instead...

Pulp
04.12.2011, 22:16
y u mad tho

Espen
04.12.2011, 22:43
y u mad tho

Lol j/k

Switch_Bcn
04.12.2011, 22:44
Seriously though, get back to AMALL.

Flandangle
04.12.2011, 22:59
I was massacred my first post. Minus reps like there was no tomorrow.

"GO BACK TO AMALL FAGGOT"

"SUCK A FAT ONE NOOB"

"SOON"

I got the best rep comments.

Pulp
04.12.2011, 23:22
Seriously though, get back to AMALL.
I was never technically there, but

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/e/e6/Okay_guy.jpg

Espen
04.12.2011, 23:23
I was massacred my first post. Minus reps like there was no tomorrow.

"GO BACK TO AMALL FAGGOT"

"SUCK A FAT ONE NOOB"

"SOON"

I got the best rep comments.

AHAHAHA That's the be-mag I miss :lol:

Shadows
05.12.2011, 00:55
if we're posting biggie mixes, kid from boulder...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHKg-a6sIBs

StarScream
05.12.2011, 03:52
wake up you fuckers

http://vimeo.com/33123027

<a href="http://vimeo.com/33123027" target="_blank">
http://vimeo.com/33123027 (http://vimeo.com/33123027)

Dr. Zaius
05.12.2011, 04:55
Daniela Bianchi

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/922/922788/james-bond-007-from-russia-with-love-20081022030922070-000.jpg

sharkyROL
05.12.2011, 05:08
Cinnamon in my coffee. Yum yum yum.

Freddy White
05.12.2011, 05:45
Coffee, cigarette, gas in the tank, food in the fridge.

Watched that Reto edit earlier, he's really damn good, I enjoy his versatility and consitency a lot. Old school steeze for days/months/years !!!

And since Tobias has been complaining, I think it's time for one of those :


http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj531Zgtt1qzy9ouo1_500.jpg

Monday
05.12.2011, 05:58
Sweet lawdy...

sharkyROL
05.12.2011, 06:30
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/851006_700b.jpg

Kent
05.12.2011, 06:38
http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/natalie-portman-11.jpg


MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Also, did sort of a freudian slip and typed Natalie Pornman into google. Thats a pretty dope pornstar name if you ask me

Espen
05.12.2011, 06:42
Fapalie Pornman

Kent
05.12.2011, 06:43
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHFCchSWE71rEIwZ-CybJ8aB8DTGLDu1k8wRFUzpgHvBDLqaN4Olgk2t2F

s.
05.12.2011, 07:30
Seriously though, get back to AMALL.

Switch_Bcn

Join Date
04.09.2005

Posts
1,763

Switch_Bcn
05.12.2011, 09:14
Quality over quantity, my good man- and I remember sea-quints.

Hans Hockey
05.12.2011, 11:31
Skated my new skates this weekend, shit was good ! backflips all over the place

Monday
05.12.2011, 11:33
+rep

Bazodazo
05.12.2011, 11:36
SO MUCH WORK


IS MUCH WORK

s.
05.12.2011, 13:37
+rep for everyone!

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

except Bazodazo, soon....

gen2roller
05.12.2011, 13:39
Skated my new skates this weekend, shit was good ! backflips all over the place\
same

sharkyROL
05.12.2011, 14:32
OMG I can't believe rep is back.

Love ma fagz.

Village Idiot
05.12.2011, 14:38
Skated my new skates this weekend, shit was good ! backflips all over the place
pic of setup?

gen2roller
05.12.2011, 14:40
here's a photo of my new jams :D



http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/9359/mg0455e.jpg


black plates






soon.

Village Idiot
05.12.2011, 14:50
clean.

SOONbot
05.12.2011, 15:02
soon....

SOON

s.
05.12.2011, 15:05
here's a photo of my new jams :D



http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/9359/mg0455e.jpg


black plates






soon.

NICE!

Kent
05.12.2011, 15:17
http://home.online.no/%7Esim-bakk/bananas/bananhistorie.jpg

Switch_Bcn
05.12.2011, 15:25
...NOW.

http://i.imgur.com/6WO0f.png

gen2roller
05.12.2011, 15:45
...NOW.

http://i.imgur.com/6WO0f.png

my god.


I just painted the buckles, the white letters on the carrying strap and the white cloth on the back black too...

Monday
05.12.2011, 15:47
here's a photo of my new jams :D



http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/9359/mg0455e.jpg


black plates






soon.
I'd stick with teh redz, looks original. Congrats on the grind wheels. You'll skate them forever...

Village Idiot
05.12.2011, 15:49
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/171/are-you-a-wizard.jpg?1299046207

s.
05.12.2011, 15:53
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/171/are-you-a-wizard.jpg?1299046207.

s.
05.12.2011, 15:56
my god.


I just painted the buckles, the white letters on the carrying strap and the white cloth on the back black too...

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/7915/blaks.jpg

hottest skates

NickL
05.12.2011, 16:00
New album cover of my friend and myself. Our music is so deep and spiritual...or it will be deep and spiritual. I can't wait to learn how to play guitar!

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381374_2440053091772_1565130792_32574763_357638492 _n.jpg

fast eddie
05.12.2011, 16:02
New album cover of my friend and myself. Our music is so deep and spiritual...or it will be deep and spiritual. I can't wait to learn how to play guitar!

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381374_2440053091772_1565130792_32574763_357638492 _n.jpg

Photoshop temptation is fierce :lol:

NickL
05.12.2011, 16:03
Photoshop temptation is fierce :lol:

Don't deny your urges.

Actually, that should be the title of the album.

fast eddie
05.12.2011, 16:16
I'm at work, so I can't go crazy with it.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/dangerzone949/Untitled-1-5.jpg

Pulp
05.12.2011, 16:19
New album cover of my friend and myself. Our music is so deep and spiritual...or it will be deep and spiritual. I can't wait to learn how to play guitar!

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381374_2440053091772_1565130792_32574763_357638492 _n.jpg
Or don't learn to play guitar. Then you can be AC/DC

NickL
05.12.2011, 16:30
Or don't learn to play guitar. Then you can be AC/DC

They know what theyre doing...

A-C-A A-C-A A-C-A

D-G-A D-G-A D-G-A

E-A-D E-A-D E-A-D

Thats like six classic AC/DC songs.

Pulp
05.12.2011, 16:32
"You shook my like thunderstruck TNT on the highway to Hell all night long!"

Name that song!

s.
05.12.2011, 20:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM5i1O2cGIk&feature=share

dudes are killing it

Freddy White
06.12.2011, 04:37
Morning, coffee, cigarette. Same ol', same ol'.

Leaving to Marseille in exactly 48 hours from now.

Oh... And I need boobies in my life :


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj57iWjEe1qzy9ouo1_500.jpg

Bazodazo
06.12.2011, 06:00
Am i the only one that has no clue what to ask for christmas??


all i want is a hasselblad 500c/m but that is wayyyy too much to ask



BAH HUMBUG

Bazodazo
06.12.2011, 06:01
btw first person to quote me gets rep

Quark
06.12.2011, 06:02
btw first person to quote me gets rep

MEMEMEMEMEME

sharkyROL
06.12.2011, 06:43
Boobies doodled over with a sharpie?

Hans Hockey
06.12.2011, 07:47
Am i the only one that has no clue what to ask for christmas??


all i want is a hasselblad 500c/m but that is wayyyy too much to ask



BAH HUMBUG

Rep plz

StarScream
06.12.2011, 08:14
Am i the only one that has no clue what to ask for christmas??


all i want is a hasselblad 500c/m but that is wayyyy too much to ask



BAH HUMBUG

better gears makes you a better photograph...go for it

sharkyROL
06.12.2011, 08:15
Pancakes?

Hans Hockey
06.12.2011, 08:19
WHERE IS MAH FUCKING REP ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kent
06.12.2011, 10:49
NEW GREEN BAR

sharkyROL
06.12.2011, 11:02
Bitches love green bars.

s.
06.12.2011, 12:26
I was gonna circle rep-jerk everyone, and got this after one rep

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

fuu

Pulp
06.12.2011, 12:50
I was gonna circle rep-jerk everyone, and got this after one rep

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

fuu
Here, have some rep!

gen2roller
06.12.2011, 12:56
want to blade so bad, was -10 last night :?

sharkyROL
06.12.2011, 13:08
Another green bar for Sadi!

s.
06.12.2011, 13:17
Proceed...

fast eddie
06.12.2011, 13:27
want to blade so bad, was -10 last night :?

Fuck that. I bought a portable propane heater and 30 lbs of propane so I can skate my box in the garage.