/b/mag (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ 笑 Le Fagz Thread

[balls]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/misc/Patriotism.jpg

[balls]

http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/uploads/patriotism-terrorism.jpg

[i]

:?

[s.]

If I was a mod I would delete this thread in a heartbeat.

TAKE THAT EUROPEAN POST COUNTS!
faggot.


ps. congrats on the 14000post in this thread

[s.]

and actually here is my 14000post :shock:
http://z.about.com/d/panicdisorder/1/0/Y/X/14000Things.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

Yo, I was placed on the planet just to cause problems
Sperm I spawned from, burnt holes in condoms
Heaven splits in the presence of excellence
A force to be reckoned with
Way too fuckin strong to rely on ya prayers and hopes
I walk out the jungle in bear-skinned coats
While you still scared of ghosts we cut throats
I introduce myself, the God is upmost
My brain never touched the soap
Refused to be another fuckin slave that stuffed the boats
On puffs of smoke,Im fuckin phenomenal
What I think is logical, to you is physically impossible
Take a blood drop from you, copy you
Just to get your own identical to tell you I'm unstoppable
Unsurpassable, obstacle, unsolvable
Math written in my chronicle, astronomical
Pass me the gun for mans extinction
I piss in the fountains of youth you drink from
My stomach got young dead orphans in it
I eat from trash cans at abortion clinics

[Chorus]
I'm a fuckin nightmare
Young, black and just don't give a fuck
I just wanna get high and live it up
A nightmare
Young, black and just don't give a fuck
I just wanna get high..
A white nightmare
Young black and just don't give a fuck
I just wanna get high and live it up
A nightmare
Young, black and just don't give a FUCK..nigga

[Verse 2]
I'm the sickest beast walkin, I breed in the dark
And speak, as the deepest thoughts of Steve Hawkins
Interpret fuckin dolphins
Megatraum stab martians, disturbin the peace inside coffins
Even priests caution defyin the science
Violent niggaz, who carry the iron giants
No swine diets, the strength of Goliath
Hope ya last rhyme is good enough to die with
Against madness, performin the black magic
Savage, I steal from the offering basket
And use it as my loot to buy blunts and sacks with
I give back by sharin wit the niggaz I rap with
Elite crooks, even the police be shook
My crib got dead cops attached to meat hooks
Disectin 'em, I burn whatever left of 'em
My neighbor told me that a demon lived next to him
'Til I threatened him, "Yo cousin, we strapped"
All ya'll dumb niggaz just cover ya cap
I love black, I wish that I was two shades darker
We unbreakable, like Hurricane Carla

[Verse 3]
You succumb to the pain, you so dumb that it numbs your brain
A done flame, your head should be hung and shaved, lynched and maimed
You playin with the clinics insane
Gettin bitched up until the last minutes of game
Fuck the glitter and glitz, me and my clique only doin nigga shit
Makin hits, only black people benefit, never puttin on the ritz,
Clever, I'll never be tricked, gods and devils blood will never be mixed
For as Long as i live, and a life line that run in my kin
Merge your minds with the swine for bid
Never should you test your fate your maker has
Your face is slashed like a vapor bag, pick your favorite mask
Hide your ass like diaper rash, blow you into fuckin cyber trash
Make you take a fuckin' fire bath bitch, speakin off the set
I can teach your pet, peaking death, i can reach you after physical death Eatin' your beatin flesh entirely, torturing the soul of you inside of me
I am irony, like reading the lion diary, the firey
Only five percent of minds admire my entirety

[Chorus]
Motherfuckin' white nightmare
Young, black and just don't give a fuck
Just wanna get high and live it up
A nightmare
Young, black and just don't give a fuck
Just wanna get high..
A white nightmare
Young black and just don't give a fuck
Just wanna get high and live it up
A nightmare
Young, black and just don't give a FUCK..nigga

[Outro]
Yo, Jedi Mind Tricks forever
Megatraum, what the fuckin deal
Vinnie Paz, Enemy of Mankind Stoupe
Yo, what the fuck Cyclone
BA Barap break niggaz backs
Fuck Yall. Stupid ass niggaz

[bom the israeli]

Niggrowz

[bom the israeli]

you have sent $4.00 USD to [email protected]

[Hans Hockey]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/50412-1/Shaniqua.jpg

[bom the israeli]

I d hit it

[PA]

I d hit it
:|

[s.]

I d hit it
:|
http://www.greatgardengames.com/images/baseball-bat-and-ball.jpg

[bom the israeli]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/d/Q/floating_rock_lg.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/51342-1/ROR_jackie_chan.jpg

[bom the israeli]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b333/duchess_steph/rawr9wb.png

[Hans Hockey]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/32575-1/loldog.jpg

[s.]

http://www.supfagz.com/images/sup.jpg

[toe-bee]

you have sent $4.00 USD to [email protected]
going to the post office rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh htttttttttttttttttttttt...............NOW!

[the_ufos]

HEY TOE BEE HOWS YOUR TRANNYES GO?

[IgoR]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/50412-1/Shaniqua.jpg

[bom the israeli]

you have sent $4.00 USD to [email protected]
going to the post office rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh htttttttttttttttttttttt...............NOW!

8)

[toe-bee]

HEY TOE BEE HOWS YOUR TRANNYES GO?
http://www.vimeo.com/1040911

[the_ufos]

HEY TOE BEE HOWS YOUR TRANNYES GO?
http://www.vimeo.com/1040911

hahaahhah what the fuck is that? funny shit

[toe-bee]

HEY TOE BEE HOWS YOUR TRANNYES GO?
http://www.vimeo.com/1040911

hahaahhah what the fuck is that? funny shit
yes.

more funny shit + some skating!

http://www.vimeo.com/1049792

ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-uC9XnxVss
hans?

[Boz|cv2]

teh aidz

[p01sOn IV]

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

[Hans Hockey]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/H035H/DSCF3071.jpg
chilling with the Dallas guyz before manoj raped this kinkrail !

[s.]

orly? what did he do? :o

[Hans Hockey]

orly? what did he do? :o
He totally raped it.

[Boz|cv2]

orly? what did he do? :o
He totally raped it.

tell me he makio'd it.

[Hans Hockey]

orly? what did he do? :o
He totally raped it.

tell me he makio'd it.

Nah topsoul and topacid, its a fast rail though so hard tricks !

[s.]

orly? what did he do? :o
He totally raped it. :lol:

[s.]

did you ever skate it, Hans? :o

[Boz|cv2]

why do i always stay up till the suns starting to rise.

nbs words to me earlyer were "go to bed at a decent time so you dont sleep allday again"
well im sorry neil.

[Hans Hockey]

did you ever skate it, Hans? :o
Yes years ago though, that rail is fast as fuck

[bom the israeli]

Morning fgtz!

Going to work in an hour..

[Hans Hockey]

Good afternoon fagz !
Chilling in the garden with my parents, and sippin on sum brewski's

[natelessard]

good afternoon faggotos


I just got done weedwhacking. fuck that shit.

[the_ufos]

tobi the skating wasnt that great.

[bom the israeli]

Work is boringgg

[Hans Hockey]

good afternoon faggotos


I just got done weedwhacking. fuck that shit.

Yeah that shit be wack son !

[bom the israeli]

8) :oops: :P :x :shock:

[toe-bee]

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/12/maria-sharapova-dance.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO

ps time for a cold coke biatchez

[bom the israeli]

Off to drinkkkk

[Hans Hockey]

Off to read a book and sleep :arrow:

[bom the israeli]

Shnizel and mashed potato before the brewskis
then :arrow: to vodka

[Hans Hockey]

Shnizel and mashed potato before the brewskis
then :arrow: to vodka

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[bom the israeli]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[avichai_from_israel]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7290/stopthatll7.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

Be-mag has been dead for quite some time guys :(
Only post worth checking is this one :roll:

[bom the israeli]

Be-mag has been dead for quite some time guys :(
Only post worth checking is this one :roll:

[Hans Hockey]

Wow, this thread is like a "best of menu" of what be-mag has to offer !

[s.]

:arrow: to vodka

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[natelessard]

good afternoon faggotos


I just got done weedwhacking. fuck that shit.

Yeah that shit be wack son !yes'm indeed

[bom the israeli]

6AM drunk-before-bed-post

night fgtz

[natelessard]

i'm off to bed soon le zzzz

[s.]

o hai

[toe-bee]

i feel a cold coming on and just eat some nacho cheese doritos for breakfast.
ps. i just killed my ipod.

[s.]

hmmm

[bom the israeli]

nice

[toe-bee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEvW8i-7sWo

[s.]

nice
one

[estiloskater]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEvW8i-7sWo

edited really nice :?

[bom the israeli]

COP KILLAH!

[s.]

[bom the israeli]

I slammed my knee and my hand so hard today at the park :(

I cant really walk

[bom the israeli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAw_7Dhc5wc&eurl=http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=21167572999

Goin to see them live in 2 weeks

8)

[Boz|cv2]

I slammed my knee and my hand so hard today at the park :(

I cant really walk

left knee?

my left knees fucked, i twisted it at the park, rested it for a day and then smashed it off a curb yesterday, trying backslide to back tourque, walking better today, but it still hurts real bad.

[bom the israeli]

Right knee and left hand

My hand is so dead, I think I should go see a doctor

[s.]

damn its late, lesleep :arrow:

[Boz|cv2]

hmm is it like 3:51 for you sadi?

[|sleep|walker|]

Right knee and left hand

My hand is so dead, I think I should go see a doctor

doctor will tell you to quit bein a baby and to walk it off then send you out the door with a wink and rather gay slap on the ass

but if you still want to go thats your decision

-wafflehouse

[Boz|cv2]

Right knee and left hand

My hand is so dead, I think I should go see a doctor

i say go, i might have my knee checked out this week, not for the recent whack it took, but just because it hurts alot.

[bom the israeli]

Right knee and left hand

My hand is so dead, I think I should go see a doctor

doctor will tell you to quit bein a baby and to walk it off then send you out the door with a wink and rather gay slap on the ass

but if you still want to go thats your decision

-wafflehouse

Thanks for the advice


-Bom

[StarScream]

YES!

http://skatespots.de/bilder/charlottenburg1-3.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

Hi guyz, some guys filmed me yesterday at Vathorst skatepark yesterday.. it was a suprise for me..haha

http://www.vimeo.com/1139733

I'm the guy with the blue cap backwards.

XXX

[Village Idiot]

shit, i can't even do a proper backside stall on a mini

[bom the israeli]

Taht skatepark looks soo fun!

[Hans Hockey]

Taht skatepark looks soo fun!
Yeah it is, its fucking huge :shock:

[bom the israeli]

You almost look bored on the mini haha

[Hans Hockey]

I kinda was, it was to hot to really skate.. so I was just skating slow motion

[bom the israeli]

Work in 20 :x

[Hans Hockey]

:shock: :cry:

[toe-bee]

alley-oop training wheel liek HWAT!?!

i just hope that park is not as slippery as the one is amsterdam.

[balls]

HAYOOOOOO

[balls]

thanks alot hans you faggot

now i have to skate a mini today because of that edit, i wasnt even planning on skating

[Hans Hockey]

thanks alot hans you faggot

now I have to skate a mini today because of that edit, I wasnt even planning on skating

K, sawry :oops:

[nb]

W00t, Headlock Tuesday tomorrow!!!!!

[StarScream]

moin....

just got the train tickets for Summerclash....

weeeeee!

[s.]

...

[Hans Hockey]

I don't haz tyme or $$$ for the summerclash :cry:

[s.]

yep Im not going to make it there too

[s.]

We rule so hard!

Its a whole new level of awesomeness!!

[bom the israeli]

We rule so hard!

Its a whole new level of awesomeness!!

[Hans Hockey]

We rule so hard!

Its a whole new level of awesomeness!!

[bom the israeli]

Lazzzzyyyyy

[s.]

Lazzzzyyyyy
same :oops:

[Hans Hockey]

Lazzzzyyyyy
same :oops:

[bom the israeli]

I have tons of shit to do and I just cant leave my chair

[s.]

Lazzzzyyyyy
same :oops:

[nb]

I got 3 headlocks today :!: :!:

[the_ufos]

nb has got crack i feel it i know it

[s.]

nb has got crack I feel it I know it

[Shilo]

hi euros

[Hans Hockey]

sup

[bom the israeli]

hi fgts

[Shilo]

hi fgts
lolz

[s.]

imma go kick back and sip on some brew, later fgtz

[bom the israeli]

I want to skate but since my knee is still a bit fucked i have no choice but KICK BACK AND SIP ON SOME BREWSKIZ

[Hans Hockey]

Gonna go skate !
Bye fgz
XXX

[bom the israeli]

Gonna go skate !
Bye FgTZ.
XXX

[bom the israeli]

:!:

[Glitter Child]

What is the longest thread in the history of message boards?

[Wrecked Em]

false prob a thread in the filming design joint.

[s.]

false prob a thread in the filming design joint.no

[toe-bee]

What is the longest thread in the history of message boards?
battle my longest thread! GO!!!

http://giveupalready.com/showthread.php?t=19763

[s.]

other messageboards can have longer threads


I wonder if maybe I could be the owner of the longest thread on here? Just as a matter of interest of course....


Marrianne you might be the owner of the longest thread on here but it's a delight to see your smiling face each time!
but they are gay
http://community.dcmag.co.uk/forums/2775/ShowPost.aspx

[bom the israeli]

GHEY

[s.]

Bom, it's a delight to see your smiling face each time :oops:

[bom the israeli]

Its a delight to kick back and sip on some boozkiez with you :oops:

[bom the israeli]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/bom444/n1033744823_30065301_4802.jpg

[s.]

Bom, it's a delight to see your smiling face each time :oops: fgt

[s.]

leskate :arrow:

[Hans Hockey]

GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[Hans Hockey]

A milli a milli a milli

[Hans Hockey]

A milli a milli a milli

[s.]

sup.

[Boz|cv2]

wanna know something funny.

i was drunk, smashed aload of glasses, ran away before the police turned up, slipped off a curb and ive ripped ashit load of tendons in my ankle, can't skate untill mid-late july.

good money.

[nb]

Youre such a dick, boz. :x :cry: Youd better just come out chillin ...hunded dollar billin

[Boz|cv2]

you can't say its not funny tho neil.
aslong as im all good by godiva fest im not too worried, i'll be able to walk properly in a week or so.

[Hans Hockey]

I slept really bad last night, so today I feel like a zombie.

:oops: :cry:

[Hans Hockey]

WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL

[bom the israeli]

Boris and Jon Julio are now friends

[bom the israeli]

WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL




WHARRGARBL

[bom the israeli]

I just found out I have a 800$ flask
http://stores.channeladvisor.com/fashionphile/Items/07136?&caSKU=07136&caTitle=LOUIS%20VUITTON%20Vintage%20Monogram%20FLA SK%20Bottle%20RARE%20AUTHENTIC

[bom the israeli]

FGTZ

[toe-bee]

FGTZ
yes, this post is ded.
nice flask, but is it really real?

i'm having trouble restraining myself so i don't buy moar wheels. i'm failing.
oh well, the holiday in berlin next week will keep me from spending my money on stupid stuff.
not!

[bom the israeli]

Mine is as real as it gets

You gonna spend all your money on beers anyway

[PA]

8)

[bom the israeli]

x2

[StarScream]

i've got the blues :(

[bom the israeli]

Awwwwwwww

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg

[s.]

:wink:

[bom the israeli]

Aids!

[bom the israeli]

I just found out I have a 800$ flask
http://stores.channeladvisor.com/fashionphile/Items/07136?&caSKU=07136&caTitle=LOUIS%20VUITTON%20Vintage%20Monogram%20FLA SK%20Bottle%20RARE%20AUTHENTIC

[s.]

what do you have in that flask? :wink:

[bom the israeli]

Some kick-back-brewski

DUH!

[s.]

I was hoping it was vodka, but still safe m8

[bom the israeli]

Haha actually it smells from bourbon.

If i want to use it for vodka, I have to clean the hel out of it

[s.]

damn, now I want a flask

[Boz|cv2]

im bored.

[bom the israeli]

damn, now I want a flask

Every MAN needs a flask

and a suite

[s.]

im bored.
did you win teh moneyz yet?

[PA]

http://caliroots.com/data/product/images/1443820083128102333547226_L.jpg

bought these today :D

[Hans Hockey]

Sup, I haz a huge hangover.. went partying with friends yesterday.
Crazy muthafucking night yo !

[StarScream]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7588/rrshopnj9.jpg

14.58

[s.]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8630/beztytuunp0.jpg

14.58

[StarScream]

well.. it's delayed again...

20 june

[Village Idiot]

this thread is dead.

[s.]

http://joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/awesome_thread.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u211/rawrimadancer/superkewlicons/awesome.jpg

[th_remedy086]

ok 707 pages I should post something random in here just for the sake of it


http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-polar-bear-teddy-woof.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

http://media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vG9o5rb21G5R3NyXu_500.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

http://media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vG98lfldgzGeS6wA6_500.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

http://media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vG2pnfm5tlrub0F2a_500.jpg

[Freddy White]

Hey Fagz, keep this topic topped because I'll want to read it once I'm back from Arizona.

PS : I love you. In the butt.

[Hans Hockey]

wutt wutt in da butt

[mescalito]

http://media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vG2pnfm5tlrub0F2a_500.jpg

hahaha wtf

[bom the israeli]

Back from work

[Hans Hockey]

I´m gonna go sleep soon :!:
Why you ask ?
Why not I say !

[bom the israeli]

you sig is hypnotizing

woooow woooow woooow

[s.]

I love you. In the butt.

[bom the israeli]

I love butt. In the butt.

[s.]

I love butt. In the butt. My safe little butt. Ez now bruv.

[bom the israeli]

I love bruvz. In the m8 butt.

[s.]

I love my safe bruvz. In the lil butt m8.

[bom the israeli]

I love k2 skates in the butt.

[s.]

Try to contact bruvs, they have K2 butt.

[bom the israeli]

Try to contact bruvs, they have K2 butt.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Win

[s.]

I ran out of brewski just now

[bom the israeli]

I have some Absolut here

[s.]

:shock: want

[bom the israeli]

Come and get it!

[s.]

:o
Ill come in my dreams :oops:
lesleep :arrow:

[bom the israeli]

Night

[toe-bee]

morning.

i planted up my plant first thing this morning and now i'm drinking tea while i'm wearing gnarlinghouse's senate polo shirt.
going to check out a "new" skatepark later today.

hey freddy, do you have any footage of your trip?

[:arrow:]

what time is it in die schweiz jetzt?

[toe-bee]

You have choosen to ignore this user

[:arrow:]

ouch, really? why? :(

Invalid Session. Please resubmit the form.

[estiloskater]

ouch, really? why? :(

Invalid Session. Please resubmit the form.


wap wap waaaaaaa

[:arrow:]

http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2007/08/cartman.jpg

[s.]

:arrow:

[Hans Hockey]

Yo sup poopieheads !
Grilled cheese sandwich coming up for me !!!

XXX

[s.]

Yo sup poopieheads !
Grilled cheese sandwich coming up for me !!!

XXX
:shock: want

[Hans Hockey]

Yeah its the last normal sandwich I can make haha, my pay isnt in yet.
Probally gonna wait till Monday... pfff :roll:

[toe-bee]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2cz1ytw.jpg
fail.

http://i31.tinypic.com/15yhzle.jpg
fail.

http://i26.tinypic.com/v8hbbt.jpg
win.

[Hans Hockey]

Haha wtf that ramp looks awfull, I would not even want to skate that :lol:

[MANMADE]

O, hai from America

[s.]

O, hai from America
hai

[natelessard]

hai n iggsgesdfswerfagszx

[Hans Hockey]

http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=bWQv7CD6lkI&rel=1&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//s3.ytimg.com/vi/bWQv7CD6lkI/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJEaot4gSRSjg_1L0TIAMaj

[toe-bee]

meh.

i wanted to type something but i can't be bothered.
all i can say is that i'm a weirdo.
hence the meh.

whatever.

hey perris, you better say hi when you see me at the summerclash!

[bom the israeli]

hai

[toe-bee]

hai bom!

do ever just go rollerblading without doing grinds?
just rolling around jumping over shit and skating down hills and such.
freeskating.
due to the lack of real street skills and a skatepark that's all i can do in my shitty town.

and now something totaly unrelated and nsfw: http://www.bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_bangbros/ap2347.html

[s.]

vodka 8) :oops:

[Hans Hockey]

No booz for me, gonna eat some noodles in 2min.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[s.]

Im eating teh chicken :shock: 8)

[Boz|cv2]

No boz for me, gonna eat some noodles in 2min.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im all yours

[Hans Hockey]

:oops: :oops: :oops:
Hihihi.. on another note, I ate sooo goddamn much today.. its just silly guys.. really silly weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Boz|cv2]

i dont think ive ate enough, my parents are away and i cannot be botherd to cook.
they get back tomorrow, so yey to cooked meals.

[Hans Hockey]

yey to watching tv in bed untill I pass out..

:arrow:

[s.]

yey to watching tv in bed untill I pass out..

:arrow:
sweet dreams bruv

[Boz|cv2]

yey to watching tv in bed untill I pass out..

:arrow:

i'll miss you

[s.]

im bored.
did you win teh moneyz yet?

[Boz|cv2]

im bored.
did you win teh moneyz yet?
nope :( no summercash for us, yet.

[s.]

it was GnarBq... but the date got changed, so yeah no summerclash for us :x

[Boz|cv2]

im sorry :(. i think we should save and go to winterclash.

[bom the israeli]

[special technique] Fuck that
[special technique of shadowboxing] God damn
(The GZA, god damn!)
(The GZA, god damn!) Pledge allegiance to the hip-hop!
(Method, god damn!) I pledge allegiance to the hip-hop
(Maximilli-on, Maximilli-on)
(Uh, yeah, ahh, uh) Johnny Blaze
I pledge allegiance to the hip-hop
(Johnny Blaze) Maximilli-on
Maximilli-on

Verse One: Method Man/Johnny Blaze

I breaks it down to the bone gristle
Ill speaking Scud missle heat seeking
Johnny Blazing, nightmares like Wes Craven
Niggaz gunnin, my third eye seen it coming
Before it happen
You know about them fucking Staten
Kids they smashin
Everything huh, in any shape form or fashion
Now everybody talking bout they blastin, hmmm
Is you bustin steel or is you flashin? Hmmm
Talkin out your assHOLE
You shoulda learnt about the flow and peasy afro
Ticallion stallion, chinky eye and snot nosed
From my naps to the bunion on my big toe
I keeps it movin, know just what the fuck I'm doin
Rap insomniac, fiend to catch a nigga snoozing
Slip the cardiac arrest me, excorcist hip-hop posess me
Crunch a nigga like a Nestle, you know my STEEZ
burning to the third degree, sneaky ass alley cat top pedigree
The head toucher, industry party bum rusher
You don't like it dick up in ya fuck ya

(allow me to demonstrate) That's right, you corny-ass
(the skill of Shaolin) rap motherfuckers
(The special technique) Better go back and check
(of shadowboxing) your fuckin stacks
(Shadowboxing) Cause your naps ain't nappy enough
And your reefs ain't rugged enough
Bitch

Verse Two: The Genius/Maximillion

I slayed MC's back in the rec room era
My style broke motherfuckin backs like Ken Patera
Most rap niggaz came loud but unheard
Once I pulled ut, round em off to the nearest third
Check these non visual niggaz, with tapes and a portrait
Flood the seminar, tryin to orbit this corporate
indsutry, but what them niggaz can't see
must break through like the Wu, unexpectedly
Protect Ya Neck, my sword still remain imperial
Before I blast the mic, RZA scratch off the serial
We reign all year round from June to June
While niggaz bite immediately if not soon
Set the lynchin, and form the execution date
As this two thousand beyond slang suffocate
Amplify sample through vacumn tubes compressions
cause RZA, to charge niggaz twenty G's a session

Verse Three: Method Man/Johnny Blaze

When my mind start to clickin, and the strategy
is mastered the plot thickens, this be that Wu shit
I don't give a cotten-pickin FUCK
about a brother tryin to size a nigga up, I hold my own
Hard-hat protect your dome
Look at mama baby boy actin like he grown
No time for sleep, I gets deep as a baritone
Killa bee, that be holdin down his honeycomb, loungin son
Wu brother number one, protect your neck
Flying guillotines here they come, bloody bastards
Hard times and killer tactics, spittin words plus
semi-automatic slurs, peep the graphic
novel from the genie bottle, hit the clutch
shift the gear now, full throttle, time to bungee
To the next episode, I keeps it grungy
Hand on my nutsac, and spittin lung-ghies
At a wack nigga dat, don't understand the fact
When it come to RZA tra-cks I don't know how to act
Real rap from the Stat, killa hill projects
How to be exact, break it down
All and together now
Things are getting good looking better now

(Allow me to demonstrate the skill of Shaolin)
(Sha-shadowboxing, the special technique of shadowboxing)
(Shadowboxing)

[bom the israeli]

hai bom!

and now something totaly unrelated and nsfw: http://www.bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_bangbros/ap2347.html

Password? :?:

[bom the israeli]

I have some Absolut here

No more :(

[StarScream]

i invented a new word....

Suckghurt

well, at least it's not on google...

till that post :D

[bom the israeli]

wat

[s.]

wat

[bom the israeli]

twat

[Hans Hockey]

Le coffee fgtz !

[toe-bee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA

:lol:

[StarScream]

WhatLeFuck?

[the_ufos]

[quote]vg roots :arrow:

[Boz|cv2]

I invented a new word....

Suckghurt

well, at least it's not on google...

till that post :D

:D you are a winner.

[bom the israeli]

This whole thread is a huge win!

[s.]

This whole thread is a huge weiner!

[bob hollister]

This whole thread is a huge weiner!

insert hitler emoticon here

[balls]

heres LeFagz official motto


LeFagz- Sticking It In Le Buttz since 2003

[Hans Hockey]

heres LeFagz official motto


LeFagz- Sticking it In Le Buttz since 2003

[toe-bee]

let's play a game.

i have to pack my bag for summerclash.
in my bag i put some pants.

continue.

[Hans Hockey]

Tshirt
Sweater
socks
boxers
jacket
beer
money
drugs
passport
more money
a monkey
insurance papers
sleeping bag

[balls]

oh man this game is awesome

i am going to do my list through pictures



http://www.gravitytrading.com/store/images/T/black-onehole.jpg

http://www.valorcorp.com/images/products/4123018.jpg




http://www.kandyxchange.info/images/lib_img/tictacorange.jpg




http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2062/3622yj3.jpg





http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2006/11/28/paperclip460.jpg







http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/Bear-Grandfather-Mtn-Tim-Floyd-778324.jpg








http://supak.com/robin/Pokemon/pokemon_monopoly_box.gif






http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/50/14/1203452718-94868_full.jpg





http://www.mymalesexuality.com/products/images/FleshlightSR.jpg







http://www.nancydrewsleuth.com/ndcluesforlife.jpg





http://www.botany.org/Carnivorous_Plants/images/Dionaea_muscipula-DW-WMD-1.jpg










http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/1724black-mamba.jpeg

and one living black mamba

[Hans Hockey]

this thread is full of teh HAYOs

[s.]

heres my backpack:

http://webtrunki.pl/pics/trunki_photo/trunek_2.jpg
http://www.rubbishcorp.com/rubbishblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburger.jpg
http://webtrunki.pl/pics/trunki_photo/trunek_2.jpg
http://www.rubbishcorp.com/rubbishblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburger.jpg
http://webtrunki.pl/pics/trunki_photo/trunek_2.jpg
http://www.rubbishcorp.com/rubbishblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburger.jpg
http://webtrunki.pl/pics/trunki_photo/trunek_2.jpg
http://www.rubbishcorp.com/rubbishblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburger.jpg
http://webtrunki.pl/pics/trunki_photo/trunek_2.jpg
http://www.rubbishcorp.com/rubbishblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburger.jpg
http://webtrunki.pl/pics/trunki_photo/trunek_2.jpg
http://www.rubbishcorp.com/rubbishblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cheeseburger.jpg

[Hans Hockey]

Here is mine

http://bedtea.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/beer.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/j-lo-pregnant.430x500.jpg

http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/kfc_bucket.gif

HAAYYÕOO

[toe-bee]

When you got beef wit one time-S.O.S.

When you standin on the front line-S.O.S.

Niggas wanna steal your sunshine-S.O.S.



When it comes time to do or die-S.O.S.

For the five-oh that brutalize-S.O.S.

Before you try suicide-S.O.S.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdJJ1qvAUS0

still not packed.

[toe-bee]

the police suspect that there could be some connection between this old dirty man and the killer bees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8RtMSA_AAo

[bom the israeli]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/bom444/DSC00362.jpg

My phone FTW

[StarScream]

berlin Summerclash trip started..

me waiting for the toe-bee and the train in Basel

http://dailydirt.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/day1_basel.jpg

[Boz|cv2]

i wish i could have gone to summerclash.

[Hans Hockey]

Coffee time Fgtz

[-nico-]

its 4am and im kinda high


hi! :o

[Hans Hockey]

Its 1 and I feel lazy as fuck, I should go do some things.

[bom the israeli]

Its 6 30 pm and i just woke up