I got arrested Friday night.

[Charlie Hustles]

It was a very interesting experience . . .

[_doesitmatter_]

:lol:

[Bazodazo]

were you all like


'YOU IZ DOIN THIS COS IM BLACK'

[sup_bra]

again?

[Charlie Hustles]

Mugshot:
http://www.pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/RenderImage.aspx?size=full&id=1359113

The People's Eyebrow that I'm giving is due to the cops beating the shit out of me. My ass still hurts from the fucking dog . . .

:lol:

[kike mallahan]

story or die

[BMV]

1 ton crack

[Charlie Hustles]

YES!

[Bazodazo]

just noticed charlie looks a damn lot like wee man and steve-o breeded together

[Lex0]

I was accused of being involved in a heroin drug deal friday night because I was sitting in my car in the tacobell parking lot talking to my friends in their car next to me while we all ate.

[basshole]

thanks baz, you asshole

[fast eddie]

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[NathanC]

I was accused of being involved in a heroin drug deal friday night because I was sitting in my car in the tacobell parking lot talking to my friends in their car next to me while we all ate.

Well were you? :lol:

[Gonzalo]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4967/renderimagek.jpghttp://www.sbbfc.co.uk/Site%20Articles/images/steveo.jpghttp://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1403309/article_images/weeman.jpg

That explains everything :shock: :lol:

[popanga]

At least you have nice teeth.

[Lex0]

I was accused of being involved in a heroin drug deal friday night because I was sitting in my car in the tacobell parking lot talking to my friends in their car next to me while we all ate.

Well were you? :lol:

haha nope. The cop told me if I had weed he didnt care and that I could keep it to smoke later but anything else i should tell him about before he searched my car, but I had nothing.

[sup_bra]

Perfect teeth, shame about the clown face.








































J/k

[codywi608]

That is a dope mugshot haha. I expected you to look like a piece of shit bum.

why did you get arrested this time? being stupid?

[Glitter Child]

Hahaha

Weren't you just removed from supervision for a couple of months, too?

Good luck with that one.

[s.]

That is a dope mugshot haha.
:lol:

[Charlie Hustles]

It all started off a couple of weeks ago when these dudes that worked at this gas station ripped me off $1.50. I was mad pissed and vowed to get my revenge somehow. Fast forward to Friday night, and we go to that gas station to get gas. They have this big storage thing outside and it is unlocked. I walk up and grab a case of Mountain Dew and start walking away. The dude yells at me and I just keep walking. I figured that was the end of it.

About 15 minutes later I'm looking for a "lighter" in a car of this apartment complex. When we looped back around, there was a bunch of people outside and I knew something was up. We go to leave and there is a cop car waiting at the entrance. Of course, as soon as we leave, he follows us and immediately puts on his lights. My friend who is driving pulls into the parking lot of a strip mall down the street. I tell him that I am out. He says, no don't run. I said, fuck that, I'm not going down for burglary, I'm on bail. He would have been straight if only he would have kept his fucking mouth shit, but I'll get to that later.

So I jump out of the car while it's moving and start bucking full-speed. We are near the water, so I run to the shore and start running left, but there is a shitload of people who would have told the police which way I went, so I doubled back to the right. I'm running down the shore, but eventually you get to a part where you have to run through sand and mangroves. I kept sinking as I was running, and I realized that this was not working out because I was moving to slow. I looked out at the water and there was an island far as fuck, so I decided to swim to it. I am rocking jeans and a fresh pair of J's, hahaha.

I swim out to the island and think that I'm straight. Boy, was I wrong. The island is all mangroves and trees with nothing on it but an over sized gazebo. I am sitting on that, when I hear the helicopter coming. I know that they have thermal cameras, and being the only large, living thing on the island, I had to hide. There was a slight bit of space under the gazebo floor, so I crawl under that and the chopper can't see my heat through the roof and the floor. It circles the island and the shore for about twenty minutes. They were shining the light on the island super hard, so I figured that they suspected that's where I was. I was sure that they would be coming in boats soon, so I needed a better hiding spot. I then started to dig a massive hole where I was hiding. I proceeded to bury my self in the sand, and covered my face with some branches that I had broken off a tree. The helicopter eventually leaves, but I thought they were probably trying to trick me into coming out, so I laid there, buried up to my mouth for about another hour.

Apparently, the Coast Guard had cruised in while the helicopter was circling so that I could not hear its engine. They were trying to keep quiet but I heard them say something and then I heard a dog panting. My hiding spot was not good enough to fool the dog, so I started running/crawling through the mangroves to the edge of the island farthest from where they were at. As soon as they heard me moving, the helicopter was back on the island. I submerged myself on the shore in between the mangroves, with my camouflage bush-mask over my face so that I could still breath. The helicopter could not see me because I was covered in dirt, Arnold in Predator style, but the dogs and cops with flashlights were coming closer. I started to swim back towards land, mostly underwater and taking quick breaths with just my mouth. The helicopter and all the people could not see me and it was too shallow due to low tide, for the Coast Guard boat to come where I was at. Then, some fucking assholes from a nearby marina decided to join in the chase with their John Boat. As I am about 3/4 of the way to shore, they see my with their spotlight and start shouting. I said fuck stealth, and started swimming hard towards land.

I get on land, ready to make a break for it back into the city, but then I see like 10 cops on the other side of the mangroves and jungle shit on the shoreline and they are all running at me with dogs. They all are yelling shit like, "don't move we're going to fucking shoot you," and "we're going to release the dogs." Although, there were about 100 cops with dogs on shore in every direction, a helicopter and the Coast Guard chasing me, I was not about to give up. I went back in the water, right where the mangroves meet the ocean, and I started swimming/pulling myself through the knee deep water and crawling through the mangroves. I felt like I was one with the animals at this point. I was making pretty good speed and losing the officers and dogs behind me, when I reached a point where the brush was not quite as thick. At the other parts there was probably about 100 feet of mangroves between me and the cops, but here there was about 10. I went a little bit back in the water, and that's when I saw the cop charging me with his dog. I started to swim hard, but then realized that I was trapped. If I kept going where I was headed I would have ran into more cops, I could not double-back because all of the cops were already after me, and if I would have swam farther out in the ocean, the Coast Guard would have picked me up as soon as I got in deep enough water.

I stopped and put my hands up. The cop released his dog on my anyways. The dog went for my rear thigh and started biting the shit out of me. The cop ran up on me and rocked me in the eye and then just started repeatedly punching me in the face while my hands are in the air. I'm yelling for him to get his fucking dog off of me, and he just keeps beating my ass while his dog is tearing me up, yelling "stop resisting, stop resisting!" I'm saying, "I'm not resisting, I'm not resisting." He finally pulls the dog off me and looks at me for a second and then lets the dog go again and starts stomping me out even more. I put my foot out at the dog and that's what he took a hold of. Finally, he pulls of the dog, cuffs me, and takes me out of the water. When I get to shore, the first officer asks me, are you *******'s son? Immediately, I knew that something was up.

They try to ask me a bunch of questions and get me to tell on myself as usual, and I won't say a word. They get all pissy about it, but I still won't tell them anything but my name. They cut off all of my clothes to look at the dog bites and decide that I need to go the hospital. They bring me to the hospital and cuff one of my arms and legs to the bed and I have 2 cops guarding me the whole time. The nurse fixes me up and then the cop with the dog comes in to do a "bite report" on me. I ask him, how did you know who I was before I got out of the water? He replies, you're friend is a rat. The fucked up thing was that this was my boy, who I had done mad shit with. He was always the get-away driver, and I always put in all the work. I had helped this fool eat for months and hooked him up in countless ways, not to mention, helped him make mad money. He knew that he was going to get in minimal trouble and that his only risk was getting caught in the car, and we had already planned that I would dip, he would not say a word, and they would have no evidence on anyone. Time to kill.

They take me to jail and bring me into intake, which is a room with about 50-100 people in it. I see my "friend" in there on the phone and give him a what's up head nod. Where I am at, you are kind of segregated from the rest of the people until they get your information. They take my mugshot, record all of my tattoos, etc. and then tell me to go wait with everyone else and that I can now use the phone. I start to walk towards my "friend" who is using the phone, but right as I get close, 2 CO's are walking right by him. I veer to the left and ask to use the bathroom. I go in there for a second, and then they let me out and I walk again towards the phones. My friend sees me and gives me this sad look, and I just kind of smile at him like, it's all good. I put my hand out to give him daps and then, BAM, rock that bitch in the face. He was surprised, because he thought I didn't know, so he just put his hands up and I just kept rocking the shit out of him until he fell to the ground. Everyone around starts freaking out and about 10 CO's who are within 50 feet start to rush me. As soon as he fell to the ground, I just walked away and laid down on the floor with my hands out, waiting for CO's to jump my ass. I yelled out mad loud "fuck snithches!" They beat me a little bit, shackle my hands and feet and I yell 'fuck snitches" again to all of the 50-100 people sitting in intake and all of the jail trustees. They throw me in a holding cell. And tell me that If I don't calm down they are going to strap to to the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest chair. I told them that I was completely calm and done. They tried to question me about the incident about 15 minutes later, but I just said that I know nothing and I don't remember. The knew what I was about.

I sat in the cell with my feet shackled and hands cuffed behind my back for about 6 hours. Surprisingly, when they moved the kid who's ass I beat into housing, they let me back out into intake. Everyone was giving me mad props and I was like a star up in that bitch or some shit. It was fucking hilarious. Since I got into the fight, they forgot to finish doing my paperwork so I was stuck in intake for about 12 more hours, which was good because you can use the phones for free there. I went to first appearance the next morning and they actually gave me bail which I was not expecting. As soon as I got back, I was immediately on the phone getting my shit in order to get out before they figure out my entire record and shit or that kid starts trying to put more charges on me. I wait about 6 more hours, just chilling salty as fuck, picking seaweed out of my balls and trying to holler at these 2 hot girls that were in there for beating their husbands, ha.

Eventually, they move me to housing, and I figure that I am going to have to sit for a while, because there were some technical issues trying to get my bail together. I could not call anyone on the phone anymore, so I was like fuck it, and took a shower, ate some Ramen that one of my cellmates hooked me up with and just bullshitted with those fools for a while. I was really just glad to be able to lay down and go to sleep. I woke up to a CO in my face and thought that they were probably moving me to confinement because of the fight. They were actually telling me to roll it up, and that I was being released. I thanked everyone for their hospitality and got the fuck up out that bitch with the quickness.

The End.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

that's fucking crazy. good job evading them for so long. however, you're going to end up in jail for life if you don't learn to let the little things go. how much is that $1.50 going to cost you now?

[Glitter Child]

I'm glad they caught you.

You sound like a fucking idiot.

All of this over $1.50.

[Charlie Hustles]

It's the principal.

I feel that it was all worth it and meant to be so that I was able to find out that my boy was a snitch. I would much rather deal with a year probation for some petty shit, then find that out when we are fucked on some real shit.

[Gonzalo]

Sounds like you had 6 stars

[toe-bee]

Sounds like you had 6 stars
no way!

3, maybe 4.

[TJduh]

The cops went through all of that for a case of mountain dew?

[Charlie Hustles]

They also charged me with burglary for opening the car door.

[chimbaktu]

when did i am neo take over charlie's account?

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

The cops went through all of that for a case of mountain dew?

[Glitter Child]

Atrium

[nasp]

Aren't there Alligators in Florida :shock: ?

[Glitter Child]

Aren't there Alligators in Florida :shock: ?

Nah...

Only agitators.

[ift]

The cops went through all of that for a case of mountain dew?

seriously. how did they know where you guys went after the gas station?

ps Charlie you are insane :shock:

[s.]

Aren't there Alligators in Florida :shock: ?

Nah...

Only agitators.
lol

[sup_bra]

It's the principal.

I feel that it was all worth it and meant to be so that I was able to find out that my boy was a snitch. I would much rather deal with a year probation for some petty shit, then find that out when we are fucked on some real shit.

Principals and prejudice, you know how much this world sucks because of this?

I have my own principles aswell but honestly, that sounds just too much.
Sad to see you're in trouble with the law.

[UnknownPleasures]

Sounds like you had 6 stars

Win.

Nice tale.

[texas what it do]

so let me get this straight because all i read was

"It all started off a couple of weeks ago when these dudes that worked at this gas station ripped me off $1.50. I was mad pissed and vowed to get my revenge somehow."

you got arrested for $1.50?

i aint reading that book you wrote up there

[Gonzalo]

i aint reading that book you wrote up there

Just imagine you're playing GTA and running from the cops with at least 4 stars and you'll pretty much get the gist of it.

[s.]

i aint reading that book you wrote up there

Just imagine you're playing GTA and running from the cops with at least 4 stars and you'll pretty much get the gist of it.
oh
I get the stars joke now :lol: :lol:

[Village Idiot]

charlie, you legend.

:lol:

[NathanC]

Cops wasting our tax dollars over a case of stolen mountain dew?








http://www.majhost.com/gallery/toast-of-demise/Gifs/fuuuuuuu.png

[icr | phc]

Wait, what were you stealing from the car?

Charged with retail theft for the Mt Dew, resisting an officer for running, and burglary for what?

[oldskizzle]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

what a tale, i was thoroughly entertained. What pretty teeth you have "hard ass" :roll:

[macon deals]

It's the principal.

I feel that it was all worth it and meant to be so that I was able to find out that my boy was a snitch. I would much rather deal with a year probation for some petty shit, then find that out when we are fucked on some real shit.

it dosnt matter if its the principal... you proving a point isnt even going to help or do anything... accept get you in trouble...

and its not his fault if you do some illegal shit and the cops get him for it and he tells the truth... especially if he could get in more trouble for YOU stealing something over a buck fifty...

AND... why dont you just NOT do some illegal shit that you could possibly get in trouble for when its ILLEGAL in the first place!

[Harry Maynard]

That story was epic and hilarious!
The part about swimming to get to the island had me in stitches.
Charlie, you are a fucking legend!

[HOSS]

no fuckin way, cops would not do that much over such a small crime.. helicopters? what a joke.

[Krish]

so what really happened

[fergus_oi_oi]

charlie hustles starred in his own action movie :lol:

[-Fifty50-]

Whoever thinks that the cops came after him for stealing a Mt Dew case needs to learn how to read.

[ilayfatdumps]

I'm glad they caught you.

You sound like a fucking idiot.

All of this over $1.50.

[MANMADE]

Hahaha he definitely got locked up for all the charges he said.

http://www.pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/SubjectResults.aspx?id=1359113

[ilayfatdumps]

so after all that happened, why are you on be-mag? shouldn't you be in jail?

[codywi608]

fuckin' rad story

[Lazybean]

This story was awesome, sounds like some kinda Rambo shit

[Charlie Hustles]

it dosnt matter if its the principal... you proving a point isnt even going to help or do anything... accept get you in trouble...

It's not about money, it's about respect.


and its not his fault if you do some illegal shit and the cops get him for it and he tells the truth... especially if he could get in more trouble for YOU stealing something over a buck fifty...

This dude was my boy and a supposed crimey. When you live that life, YOU DO NOT TALK TO THE POLICE. I always put in the work, he just drove the car. It's not like he didn't know what he was getting into that day. He could have just kept his mouth shut, they would have taken him to jail, and then let him out the next day due to lack of evidence.


AND... why dont you just NOT do some illegal shit that you could possibly get in trouble for when its ILLEGAL in the first place!

I live by my own rules. I'm not complaining about what happened, that shit is fun to me.

[ilayfatdumps]

I live by my own rules. I'm not complaining about what happened, that shit is fun to me.

your dumb.

[Harry Maynard]

I live by my own rules. I'm not complaining about what happened, that shit is fun to me.

your dumb.
You're*

YOU are a pussy. :arrow:

[NathanC]

it dosnt matter if its the principal... you proving a point isnt even going to help or do anything... accept get you in trouble...

It's not about money, it's about respect.


and its not his fault if you do some illegal shit and the cops get him for it and he tells the truth... especially if he could get in more trouble for YOU stealing something over a buck fifty...

This dude was my boy and a supposed crimey. When you live that life, YOU DO NOT TALK TO THE POLICE. I always put in the work, he just drove the car. It's not like he didn't know what he was getting into that day. He could have just kept his mouth shut, they would have taken him to jail, and then let him out the next day due to lack of evidence.


AND... why dont you just NOT do some illegal shit that you could possibly get in trouble for when its ILLEGAL in the first place!

I live by my own rules. I'm not complaining about what happened, that shit is fun to me.


We need a 'day in the life of Charlie Hustle' edit now!

[fast eddie]

Hahaha he definitely got locked up for all the charges he said.

http://www.pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/SubjectResults.aspx?id=1359113

there goes your low profile on Be-Mag :lol: :lol:

and do you really have a tattoo that says "A FOUCUS LIFE A WILLING DEATH"

is that a typo, or was the tattoo guy dyslexic?

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

Hahaha he definitely got locked up for all the charges he said.

http://www.pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/SubjectResults.aspx?id=1359113

there goes your low profile on Be-Mag :lol: :lol:

and do you really have a tattoo that says "A FOUCUS LIFE A WILLING DEATH"

is that a typo, or was the tattoo guy dyslexic?hahahaha omg

[Charlie Hustles]

Hahaha, no. The CO couldn't spell.

[Harry Maynard]

Hahaha he definitely got locked up for all the charges he said.

http://www.pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/SubjectResults.aspx?id=1359113

there goes your low profile on Be-Mag :lol: :lol:


Aren't you the dude that snitched on that other dude?

[Adam K]

FUCK SNITCHES!!!

[MANMADE]

FUCK SNITCHES!!!

[fast eddie]

Hahaha he definitely got locked up for all the charges he said.

http://www.pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/SubjectResults.aspx?id=1359113

there goes your low profile on Be-Mag :lol: :lol:


Aren't you the dude that snitched on that other dude?


:lol:

[leiftheviking | phc]

Amazing shit, Mister Hustles. :lol:

[Glitter Child]

Amazing shit, Mister Kettel. :lol:

[Charlie Hustles]

FUCK SNITCHES!!!

Thanks for bailing my dumbass out, homie!

[Adam K]

:) Word. I'll be down south tomorrow see ya in a couple days.

[icr | phc]

You should go back and blast a few rounds from a .38 into the floor :lol:

[rev. the mike]

maybe i read something wrong, but i don't get where the alleged burglary happened.

[Adam K]

FUCK SNITCHES!!!

[John_Carbz]

That is a crazy fuckin story

[2 Chainz]

charlie hustles stories never let me down 8)

[BMV]

Hahahaha, I fucking died when I got to the part where you decided to dig a hole to hide in.

You are awesome.

[HOSS]

i reread the whole story and looked at the site records.. i guess i am forced to beleive you. nice work, you're fucking wild.

[Grasshoppa]

holy fucking god charlie you are my hero


im moving to florida and going to become your apprentice.

[Satchmo]

GET RAPED IN PRISON, SHORTY

[IRollerbladeYO]

fucking, awesome story dude hahaha, I bet while you were running in the knee deep water you were like...

"Shit, this is going to be an awesome be-mag post"

[Adam K]

i reread the whole story and looked at the site records.. i guess i am forced to beleive you. nice work, you're fucking wild.
lol. Why would someone make that shit up?

[Grasshoppa]

hustles is practically wesley snipes in US Marshals

[rev. the mike]

i reread the whole story and looked at the site records.. i guess i am forced to beleive you. nice work, you're fucking wild.
lol. Why would someone make that shit up?

you know you're on the internet, right?

[Adam K]

I guess your right people make up/ lie about dumb shit, especially on the internet. I guess I just don't hang out with people like that.

[K]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Decepticon]

Fucking amazing story dude. Sucks that you got caught up, but shit happens when you hustle. Glad you got to post bail and all that man. Fuck snitches

[HOSS]

i reread the whole story and looked at the site records.. i guess i am forced to beleive you. nice work, you're fucking wild.
lol. Why would someone make that shit up?

you know you're on the internet, right?

lawlz be-mag has some fictional character me thinks

[Adam K]

There are definitely some fake heads.

[codywi608]

"Shit, this is going to be an awesome be-mag post"

:lol:

[formerly galenaskater]

you could of earned 1.50 at a minimumn wage job working for like 12 minutes :lol:

[Charlie Hustles]

THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

[rev. the mike]

so what did the burglary charge stem from? you didn't commit any common law burglary, but florida has a different law that i can't really make sense of. what is the "conveyance" that is part of the charge?

[Quark]

so what did the burglary charge stem from? you didn't commit any common law burglary, but florida has a different law that i can't really make sense of. what is the "conveyance" that is part of the charge?

I'm not familiar with Florida laws, but my guess is conveyance refers to it being a vehicle.

[rev. the mike]

so what did the burglary charge stem from? you didn't commit any common law burglary, but florida has a different law that i can't really make sense of. what is the "conveyance" that is part of the charge?

I'm not familiar with Florida laws, but my guess is conveyance refers to it being a vehicle.

yea, that was my best guess.

Under Florida State Statutes, "burglary" occurs when a person unlawfully enters or remains in a dwelling, a structure, or a conveyance to commit therein, unless he or she remains in the dwelling, structure, or conveyance to commit a forcible felony. In essence, burglary is trespass when, at the time of the trespass, the perpetrator had the intention of committing an offense in the location. Depending on the circumstances of the crime, burglary can be classified as third-, second-, or first-degree felonies, with maximum sentences of five years, fifteen years, and life, respectively.

http://www.flsenate.gov/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=Ch0810/SEC02.HTM&Title=-%3E2008-%3ECh0810-%3ESection%2002#0810.02

i don't understand how opening a car door constitutes entering a conveyance with intent to commit an offense therein. makes no sense.

[Charlie Hustles]

Indeed, I didn't even take anything.

[rev. the mike]

well under that law, you don't have to take anything. you just have to (1) enter or stay in a place (2) with intent to commit an offense. based on the story, i don't really see either of those if it has to do with the car.

[Charlie Hustles]

Ya, I could probably fight it if I had more money to give my lawyer. I already paid him like 20 stacks, though, so I'll probably just take some probation and get it taken off my record when I finish. But, I might be able to come across some cheese, so we'll see.

[Charlie Hustles]

Hmmm, you are a lawyer, so I may as well take some free legal advice. I did sit in the car. Does that mean that I'm probably fucked, regardless?

[rev. the mike]

we're talking about your (friend's) car, right?

[Charlie Hustles]

No. I do not know who's car it was.

[rev. the mike]

oh, are you talking about this part of the story?

"About 15 minutes later I'm looking for a "lighter" in a car of this apartment complex."

[jakeordie]

It all started off a couple of weeks ago when these dudes that worked at this gas station ripped me off $1.50. I was mad pissed and vowed to get my revenge somehow. Fast forward to Friday night, and we go to that gas station to get gas. They have this big storage thing outside and it is unlocked. I walk up and grab a case of Mountain Dew and start walking away. The dude yells at me and I just keep walking. I figured that was the end of it.
You figured wrong.


Mugshot;

http://jakerake.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/retard.jpg

[Charlie Hustles]

oh, are you talking about this part of the story?

"About 15 minutes later I'm looking for a "lighter" in a car of this apartment complex."

Yes.

[:(]

this is the best post i've read in a long long time
A+ would read again

[rev. the mike]

oh, are you talking about this part of the story?

"About 15 minutes later I'm looking for a "lighter" in a car of this apartment complex."

Yes.

well then yea, that'd count as the conveyance, but i'm not sure what offense they claim you have intent to commit at that moment.

[Freddy White]

Holy shit, that sure was a great read !

Thanks for being Be-Mag's Niko Bellic, Charlie.

[Harry Maynard]

HALL OF FAME

[SoSure]

Hahahaha, I fucking died when I got to the part where you decided to dig a hole to hide in.

You are awesome.

Agreed. Also, this


I felt like I was one with the animals at this point.

followed by


The dog went for my rear thigh and started biting the shit out of me.

made me :lol: .

[Harry Maynard]

I felt like I was one with the animals at this point.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BB]

It all started off a couple of weeks ago when these dudes that worked at this gas station ripped me off $1.50. I was mad pissed and vowed to get my revenge somehow. Fast forward to Friday night, and we go to that gas station to get gas. They have this big storage thing outside and it is unlocked. I walk up and grab a case of Mountain Dew and start walking away. The dude yells at me and I just keep walking. I figured that was the end of it.

About 15 minutes later I'm looking for a "lighter" in a car of this apartment complex. When we looped back around, there was a bunch of people outside and I knew something was up. We go to leave and there is a cop car waiting at the entrance. Of course, as soon as we leave, he follows us and immediately puts on his lights. My friend who is driving pulls into the parking lot of a strip mall down the street. I tell him that I am out. He says, no don't run. I said, fuck that, I'm not going down for burglary, I'm on bail. He would have been straight if only he would have kept his fucking mouth shit, but I'll get to that later.

So I jump out of the car while it's moving and start bucking full-speed. We are near the water, so I run to the shore and start running left, but there is a shitload of people who would have told the police which way I went, so I doubled back to the right. I'm running down the shore, but eventually you get to a part where you have to run through sand and mangroves. I kept sinking as I was running, and I realized that this was not working out because I was moving to slow. I looked out at the water and there was an island far as fuck, so I decided to swim to it. I am rocking jeans and a fresh pair of J's, hahaha.

I swim out to the island and think that I'm straight. Boy, was I wrong. The island is all mangroves and trees with nothing on it but an over sized gazebo. I am sitting on that, when I hear the helicopter coming. I know that they have thermal cameras, and being the only large, living thing on the island, I had to hide. There was a slight bit of space under the gazebo floor, so I crawl under that and the chopper can't see my heat through the roof and the floor. It circles the island and the shore for about twenty minutes. They were shining the light on the island super hard, so I figured that they suspected that's where I was. I was sure that they would be coming in boats soon, so I needed a better hiding spot. I then started to dig a massive hole where I was hiding. I proceeded to bury my self in the sand, and covered my face with some branches that I had broken off a tree. The helicopter eventually leaves, but I thought they were probably trying to trick me into coming out, so I laid there, buried up to my mouth for about another hour.

Apparently, the Coast Guard had cruised in while the helicopter was circling so that I could not hear its engine. They were trying to keep quiet but I heard them say something and then I heard a dog panting. My hiding spot was not good enough to fool the dog, so I started running/crawling through the mangroves to the edge of the island farthest from where they were at. As soon as they heard me moving, the helicopter was back on the island. I submerged myself on the shore in between the mangroves, with my camouflage bush-mask over my face so that I could still breath. The helicopter could not see me because I was covered in dirt, Arnold in Predator style, but the dogs and cops with flashlights were coming closer. I started to swim back towards land, mostly underwater and taking quick breaths with just my mouth. The helicopter and all the people could not see me and it was too shallow due to low tide, for the Coast Guard boat to come where I was at. Then, some fucking assholes from a nearby marina decided to join in the chase with their John Boat. As I am about 3/4 of the way to shore, they see my with their spotlight and start shouting. I said fuck stealth, and started swimming hard towards land.

I get on land, ready to make a break for it back into the city, but then I see like 10 cops on the other side of the mangroves and jungle shit on the shoreline and they are all running at me with dogs. They all are yelling shit like, "don't move we're going to fucking shoot you," and "we're going to release the dogs." Although, there were about 100 cops with dogs on shore in every direction, a helicopter and the Coast Guard chasing me, I was not about to give up. I went back in the water, right where the mangroves meet the ocean, and I started swimming/pulling myself through the knee deep water and crawling through the mangroves. I felt like I was one with the animals at this point. I was making pretty good speed and losing the officers and dogs behind me, when I reached a point where the brush was not quite as thick. At the other parts there was probably about 100 feet of mangroves between me and the cops, but here there was about 10. I went a little bit back in the water, and that's when I saw the cop charging me with his dog. I started to swim hard, but then realized that I was trapped. If I kept going where I was headed I would have ran into more cops, I could not double-back because all of the cops were already after me, and if I would have swam farther out in the ocean, the Coast Guard would have picked me up as soon as I got in deep enough water.

I stopped and put my hands up. The cop released his dog on my anyways. The dog went for my rear thigh and started biting the shit out of me. The cop ran up on me and rocked me in the eye and then just started repeatedly punching me in the face while my hands are in the air. I'm yelling for him to get his fucking dog off of me, and he just keeps beating my ass while his dog is tearing me up, yelling "stop resisting, stop resisting!" I'm saying, "I'm not resisting, I'm not resisting." He finally pulls the dog off me and looks at me for a second and then lets the dog go again and starts stomping me out even more. I put my foot out at the dog and that's what he took a hold of. Finally, he pulls of the dog, cuffs me, and takes me out of the water. When I get to shore, the first officer asks me, are you *******'s son? Immediately, I knew that something was up.

They try to ask me a bunch of questions and get me to tell on myself as usual, and I won't say a word. They get all pissy about it, but I still won't tell them anything but my name. They cut off all of my clothes to look at the dog bites and decide that I need to go the hospital. They bring me to the hospital and cuff one of my arms and legs to the bed and I have 2 cops guarding me the whole time. The nurse fixes me up and then the cop with the dog comes in to do a "bite report" on me. I ask him, how did you know who I was before I got out of the water? He replies, you're friend is a rat. The fucked up thing was that this was my boy, who I had done mad shit with. He was always the get-away driver, and I always put in all the work. I had helped this fool eat for months and hooked him up in countless ways, not to mention, helped him make mad money. He knew that he was going to get in minimal trouble and that his only risk was getting caught in the car, and we had already planned that I would dip, he would not say a word, and they would have no evidence on anyone. Time to kill.

They take me to jail and bring me into intake, which is a room with about 50-100 people in it. I see my "friend" in there on the phone and give him a what's up head nod. Where I am at, you are kind of segregated from the rest of the people until they get your information. They take my mugshot, record all of my tattoos, etc. and then tell me to go wait with everyone else and that I can now use the phone. I start to walk towards my "friend" who is using the phone, but right as I get close, 2 CO's are walking right by him. I veer to the left and ask to use the bathroom. I go in there for a second, and then they let me out and I walk again towards the phones. My friend sees me and gives me this sad look, and I just kind of smile at him like, it's all good. I put my hand out to give him daps and then, BAM, rock that bitch in the face. He was surprised, because he thought I didn't know, so he just put his hands up and I just kept rocking the shit out of him until he fell to the ground. Everyone around starts freaking out and about 10 CO's who are within 50 feet start to rush me. As soon as he fell to the ground, I just walked away and laid down on the floor with my hands out, waiting for CO's to jump my ass. I yelled out mad loud "fuck snithches!" They beat me a little bit, shackle my hands and feet and I yell 'fuck snitches" again to all of the 50-100 people sitting in intake and all of the jail trustees. They throw me in a holding cell. And tell me that If I don't calm down they are going to strap to to the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest chair. I told them that I was completely calm and done. They tried to question me about the incident about 15 minutes later, but I just said that I know nothing and I don't remember. The knew what I was about.

I sat in the cell with my feet shackled and hands cuffed behind my back for about 6 hours. Surprisingly, when they moved the kid who's ass I beat into housing, they let me back out into intake. Everyone was giving me mad props and I was like a star up in that bitch or some shit. It was fucking hilarious. Since I got into the fight, they forgot to finish doing my paperwork so I was stuck in intake for about 12 more hours, which was good because you can use the phones for free there. I went to first appearance the next morning and they actually gave me bail which I was not expecting. As soon as I got back, I was immediately on the phone getting my shit in order to get out before they figure out my entire record and shit or that kid starts trying to put more charges on me. I wait about 6 more hours, just chilling salty as fuck, picking seaweed out of my balls and trying to holler at these 2 hot girls that were in there for beating their husbands, ha.

Eventually, they move me to housing, and I figure that I am going to have to sit for a while, because there were some technical issues trying to get my bail together. I could not call anyone on the phone anymore, so I was like fuck it, and took a shower, ate some Ramen that one of my cellmates hooked me up with and just bullshitted with those fools for a while. I was really just glad to be able to lay down and go to sleep. I woke up to a CO in my face and thought that they were probably moving me to confinement because of the fight. They were actually telling me to roll it up, and that I was being released. I thanked everyone for their hospitality and got the fuck up out that bitch with the quickness.

The End.

how dumb can one human being be???
god please send some brain for this dumb ass

[Harry Maynard]

Not dumb enough to double post, like yourself.

[Shawn Bishop]

how dumb can one human being be???
god please send some brain for this dumb ass

you're the dumbass who can't even reply to a post right. shouldn't you be the one asking for a brain? :lol:

[Santuckyskate]

It's the principal.

I feel that it was all worth it and meant to be so that I was able to find out that my boy was a snitch. I would much rather deal with a year probation for some petty shit, then find that out when we are fucked on some real shit.

[Hady]

damn i must say charlie that was one fucking epic story. haha the whole time i read that i was thinking predator arnold style then you mentioned it lol.

[sly moose]

HALL OF FAME

[houston2]

That sounds like some serious manhunt shit. Plus that picture doesn't look like you got your ass beat by a cop as much as you said, unless the cop punched like a straight up bitch. Which is possible.

[Chris Fortune]

That sounds like some serious manhunt shit. Plus that picture doesn't look like you got your ass beat by a cop as much as you said, unless the cop punched like a straight up bitch. Which is possible.

nigga's was exchangin body shots yo

[jay cocain]

fuk those cops!

[The B]

haha good make those damn cops work for there money dam pigs! :shock: and you relly have no idea how heavy law enforcement is around here at 1 light you most likley will see 5 to 6 squad cars and normally all form diff companys (sherrifs, lpd, cpd) it sucks we have CO infestation around here

[Hady]

yeah there are a lot of cops in florida. even my small ass town is full of cops

[Knucklehead]

hahahahaha.

[DanRine]

I thought you said Hustles was your real name, Mr. Kettel.

[Charlie Hustles]

You didn't even spell it right, and Hustles is my real last name. I don't go buy my slave (read government) name. Toby's real name was Kunte Kinte, was it not?

[Adam K]

You didn't even spell it right, and Hustles is my real last name. I don't go buy my slave (read government) name. Toby's real name was Kunte Kinte, was it not?

HAHA. That had me rollin. Yo got down south today probably be in PH tomorrow. We need to do some ballin, plus you can peep my carbons and see how tight they are cause they will never be cool again under USD.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

It was a very interesting experience . . .

I would call selling urself to japanese business men an interesting expirience/

[Josh_Morrison]

u dont look very 'hard',

i thort u were thug'd out

[Rantonpanton]

So I finally got to read this thread. Amazing.
You fucking rule.

and



I felt like I was one with the animals at this point.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[keving813]

Epic is an understatment!!

U should feel special that they brought the chopper out for ya!!!

Did your (snitch) friend get charged?

[anton_mr]

Definitely the wildest poster on be-mag :lol: The story was a good read.

[Ryan McCall]

cool story, lame ass reason for running though.

[BMV]

thort

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

U should feel special that they brought the chopper out for ya!!!




hahaha yeah charlie you probably cost them a shitload of money.