never cooked an omelet until just now

[cool guy]

lol @ how bad i did

usually i'm a pretty good cook and can make food that i'm proud of
fucking eggs are finicky though

[cool guy]

it tastes fucking delicious, but it just looks like a pile of yellow shit

[Charlie Hustles]

I'm a master chef.

[Espen]

I tried to boil eggs for breakfast today and failed miserably. For some reason one of the eggs cracked and leaked out yolk that transformed to something that looked like yellow spaghetti...it was fucking gross so I trashed it all.

[cool guy]

i'm a master chief
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/25/masterchief_3.jpg

[Espen]

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2268915module12400014photo_1225680395fun ny_dog_pictures_the_chef.jpg

[Troll]

you've been missing out... seriously.

[cool guy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/dogber.jpg

[Espen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/dogber.jpg

LOLOL :lol:

[PA]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/dogber.jpg
hahaha yes

[Pulp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/dogber.jpg
ROFLCOPTER

[Rantonpanton]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/dogber.jpg

LOLOL :lol:

[ift]

:lol: <3

[oldskizzle]

trick to them is not using to much heat. I go for one notch below medium. Also add one tablespoon of water(not milk, it scorches) per egg. Once you have that perfected add a tablespoon of sour cream per egg as well, but master the basics first cuz the sour cream scorches as well. Flipping it just takes practice.

[cool guy]

yeah, i had it too hot :(

[nlausch]

congrats retard. you fucked up the easiest form of egg.

thumbs up on the amber picture though.

[Kevin K]

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There is no way in hell scrambled is harder than an omletet.


My omletes are awesome when I remove tuna fish from a can and use it as my mold.

[Amber]

What did you put in it?

[Chris Fortune]

You guys know you can make omelets in the microwave right?

Just vigorously mix all your ingredients in a bowl (i actually just use a coffee mug lol), cover the top and nuke it for like 2 - 2.5 minutes (for 3 eggs). Poke through the center to make sure it isn't runny and you're done. Don't mic them for too long or your eggs will be kind of rubbery.

[sly moose]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/drewtip/dogber.jpg

LOLOL :lol:

[Amber]

You guys know you can make omelets in the microwave right?

Just vigorously mix all your ingredients in a bowl (i actually just use a coffee mug lol), cover the top and nuke it for like 2 - 2.5 minutes (for 3 eggs). Poke through the center to make sure it isn't runny and you're done. Don't mic them for too long or your eggs will be kind of rubbery.
I wouldn't think it would taste as good in the microwave.

[Chris Fortune]

I bet you taste awesome no matter how you cum.

[Amber]

That's what he said.

[oldskizzle]

an omelette is technically egg prepared, then FOLDED around a filling, so i dont consider mixing a bunch of shit with the egg and cooking it to be one.

[Amber]

an omelette is technically egg prepared, then FOLDED around a filling, so i dont consider mixing a bunch of shit with the egg and cooking it to be one.
What do you put in yours? I usually put cheese, mushrooms, and ham in mine.

[oldskizzle]

depends, i cook alot so i will do anything from regular ham and cheese to goat meat, feta, tomato, and olives.

[Chris Fortune]

an omelette is technically egg prepared, then FOLDED around a filling, so i dont consider mixing a bunch of shit with the egg and cooking it to be one.

so i could cook an egg over easy, place a piece of ham in the middle, fold it in half, and then i'd have an omelet?

[oldskizzle]

an omelette is technically egg prepared, then FOLDED around a filling, so i dont consider mixing a bunch of shit with the egg and cooking it to be one.

so i could cook an egg over easy, place a piece of ham in the middle, fold it in half, and then i'd have an omelet?

dude, seriously....no

[Chris Fortune]

an omelette is technically egg prepared, then FOLDED around a filling, so i dont consider mixing a bunch of shit with the egg and cooking it to be one.

so i could cook an egg over easy, place a piece of ham in the middle, fold it in half, and then i'd have an omelet?

dude, seriously....no

dude, seriously, i'm drunk and were gonna argue about fuckin eggs aight!?!?!?

don't be knockin on my microwaved breakfast

[BMV]

I'm an exceptional cook for how little instruction I've had. I find that most of it is common sense when you look at the mechanics and thinking behind it.

[K]

i<3FOOD

EATING 1ST*

COOKING 2ND






:wink:

[oldskizzle]

an omelette is technically egg prepared, then FOLDED around a filling, so i dont consider mixing a bunch of shit with the egg and cooking it to be one.

so i could cook an egg over easy, place a piece of ham in the middle, fold it in half, and then i'd have an omelet?

dude, seriously....no

dude, seriously, i'm drunk and were gonna argue about fuckin eggs aight!?!?!?

don't be knockin on my microwaved breakfast

:lol:

i passed out for the same reason you stated above before i could respond to this. i am not knocking your microwave concoction, some of the best shit i have ever come up with food wise has been drunk or high, i was just trying to help dudebro with an actual omelette. On a side note i was really drunk one time and took sour cream and onion potato chips, blended sour cream with a couple tablespoons of milk and a cup of shredded cheese. I poured the blend all over the top of the chips on a plate and microwaved them for one min. PURE GOLD!

[nlausch]

c'mon ladiees