do your balls hang low

[oldskizzle]

i have saggy balls

i decided to google saggy balls

what came up was this pic

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cisco2__oPt.jpg

my balls are saggier than his

:oops:

[shawn adair]

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

[Grand Galactic Inquisitor]

Yes.

[oldskizzle]

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

i was anticipating this

[FMsOnlyHope]

perhaps a small dosage of collagin can help keep ur balls from sagging any more..<3

[aTOM]

I really hope for you that they re not saggier than that.
This picture is pretty bad already :?

[Harry Maynard]

Prove it.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

You sure your not just a big fan of Perez Hilton

I bet you follow him and twitter his big fairy ass


http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/perez-hilton.jpg
http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/apr09/16290034sh6.jpg

[jay cocain]

yes pretty low ..




adair !youre sig!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

you whant to be the number one canadian or what!?

[Fetus]

http://www.imageavenue.info/images/2rgv4s2kido4w2ebet.jpg

[Mudhut Jollyrancher]

http://www.imageavenue.info/images/2rgv4s2kido4w2ebet.jpg :lol:

[Fetus]

http://www.imageavenue.info/images/3tjwkvai76c4yzmra91k.jpg

FEELS GOOD MAN

[shawn adair]

yes pretty low ..




adair !youre sig!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

you whant to be the number one canadian or what!?


haha thanks mang. i want to start skating bigger things and push myself to do some hyphy shit, and there are alot of really good canadian skaters out here but they need more exposure.

[oldskizzle]

You sure your not just a big fan of Perez Hilton

I bet you follow him and twitter his big fairy ass


http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/perez-hilton.jpg
http://antzinpantz.com/kns/images/apr09/16290034sh6.jpg

what does that dude have anything to do with this?

edit: i forgot that was where this link came from

[jonathan]

I've been wearing whitey tighties since the 4th grade. I had testicular torsen then, and one ball swelled up, and they had to do surgery on that shit, then afterwards I had lop sided balls. So to correct this, i sported the briefs for a while. Then got addicted to the support while rollerblading.

Now I have perfect pornstar balls that don't sag... even when i'm sweaty as shit.

8)

[bom the israeli]

yes :oops:

[oldskizzle]

I've been wearing whitey tighties since the 4th grade. I had testicular torsen then, and one ball swelled up, and they had to do surgery on that shit, then afterwards I had lop sided balls. So to correct this, i sported the briefs for a while. Then got addicted to the support while rollerblading.

Now I have perfect pornstar balls that don't sag... even when i'm sweaty as shit.

8)

:x i am jealous, i was the exact opposite i hated wearing undies(or clothes either) as a kid so i went commando all the time and did so untill i was in my early 20's. Now im payin for it.

[jonathan]

I've been wearing whitey tighties since the 4th grade. I had testicular torsen then, and one ball swelled up, and they had to do surgery on that shit, then afterwards I had lop sided balls. So to correct this, i sported the briefs for a while. Then got addicted to the support while rollerblading.

Now I have perfect pornstar balls that don't sag... even when i'm sweaty as shit.

8)

:x i am jealous, i was the exact opposite i hated wearing undies(or clothes either) as a kid so i went commando all the time and did so untill i was in my early 20's. Now im payin for it.

Dude, gravity is only going to fuck with your balls more. Just get briefs man, or boxer briefs. You can still prevent cow balls. This is a serious issue for men from age 20-35.

Only you can prevent cowballs

[oldskizzle]

I've been wearing whitey tighties since the 4th grade. I had testicular torsen then, and one ball swelled up, and they had to do surgery on that shit, then afterwards I had lop sided balls. So to correct this, i sported the briefs for a while. Then got addicted to the support while rollerblading.

Now I have perfect pornstar balls that don't sag... even when i'm sweaty as shit.

8)

:x i am jealous, i was the exact opposite i hated wearing undies(or clothes either) as a kid so i went commando all the time and did so untill i was in my early 20's. Now im payin for it.

Dude, gravity is only going to fuck with your balls more. Just get briefs man, or boxer briefs. You can still prevent cow balls. This is a serious issue for men from age 20-35.

Only you can prevent cowballs

oh, i wear boxer briefs now....used to wear briefs skating, but i forget that some folks are prudish idiots and I often change in public when im skating. I had a few moms bitch at me when i wore briefs and changed into my skate pants. Havent been bitched at since i went back to boxer briefs so i stuck with em.

[jonathan]

Whatever bruvez, you're old enough to score with a mom. Just ask for her help the next time a mom complains.

[bom the israeli]

Oh Shit!
COWBALLS :shock:

[oldskizzle]

Whatever bruvez, you're old enough to score with a mom. Just ask for her help the next time a mom complains.

i have hit up a few skate moms, the ones that think underwear is offensive are prudes and probly get nailed by their husbands only once a year.

[jonathan]

Once a year?

I believe it, just more reason for you to show them how a mature woman is meant to be treated.



















































































ANAL

[oldskizzle]

The last time i had a chance was when i went to metro(concrete park) with my roomate izic who was 19 at the time and was flirting with this mom for a bit, she was into me an i her. Izic came up and said something to me and skated off. She then said, "i think its great that you and your son skate together." I just looked at her for a moment, and said, "im done with you," and walked away. :evil:

[Charlie Hustles]

My balls don't hang too low but my wang does.

[oldskizzle]

My balls don't hang too low but my wang does.

im the opposite :cry:

[Makio]

boxer briefs are the best, but damn, commando can feel so good

[NathanC]

The last time i had a chance was when i went to metro(concrete park) with my roomate izic who was 19 at the time and was flirting with this mom for a bit, she was into me an i her. Izic came up and said something to me and skated off. She then said, "i think its great that you and your son skate together." I just looked at her for a moment, and said, "im done with you," and walked away. :evil:


haha :lol:

[JoeyViola]

The last time i had a chance was when i went to metro(concrete park) with my roomate izic who was 19 at the time and was flirting with this mom for a bit, she was into me an i her. Izic came up and said something to me and skated off. She then said, "i think its great that you and your son skate together." I just looked at her for a moment, and said, "im done with you," and walked away. :evil:


haha :lol:

that made me laugh haha

[NathanC]

The last time i had a chance was when i went to metro(concrete park) with my roomate izic who was 19 at the time and was flirting with this mom for a bit, she was into me an i her. Izic came up and said something to me and skated off. She then said, "i think its great that you and your son skate together." I just looked at her for a moment, and said, "im done with you," and walked away. :evil:


haha :lol:

that made me laugh haha


I just find it funny that she thought he was that old.


you should have tried to fuck her anyways. If for nothing else than the lulz.

[jonathan]

My balls don't hang too low but my wang does.

OMG, really? you must have a huge penis. Your online personality total shows it. You must also be a really super duper huge person. Like 7 foot 20. Yeah.

Great job!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/21/article-1036911-008D18B90000044C-813_468x334.jpg

[dipsk8r]

mah dick b big as fuck

[ivan_dalou]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.

[oldskizzle]

mah dick b big as fuck

wanna hang out, i have an xbox 360 and PS3!

[dipsk8r]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

[oldskizzle]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

i said it in the other thread and ill say it again

i know you probly think typing, "dat," "mah, and other similar phrases makes you sound hard, but it does'nt so STOP

[jonathan]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

I have mad bitches in my windowless van. You'll have to go inside there to skeet on them.

Plus I have tons of candy and weedz for your little hearts content.

[ivan_dalou]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches
oh.
so you skeet on yourself?

[dipsk8r]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

I have mad bitches in my windowless van. You'll have to go inside there to skeet on them.

Plus I have tons of candy and weedz for your little hearts content.
u aint get no cutty

[oldskizzle]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

I have mad bitches in my windowless van. You'll have to go inside there to skeet on them.

Plus I have tons of candy and weedz for your little hearts content.

and ill be there with my xbox and PS3 jonathan bring the prostate stimulator!

[jonathan]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

I have mad bitches in my windowless van. You'll have to go inside there to skeet on them.

Plus I have tons of candy and weedz for your little hearts content.
u aint get no cutty

I can teach you how to massage your prostate.

[ivan_dalou]

mah dick b big as fuck
have you even hit puberty yet?
you balls probably havent even dropped yet.
i skeets on mad bitches

I have mad bitches in my windowless van. You'll have to go inside there to skeet on them.

Plus I have tons of candy and weedz for your little hearts content.
u aint get no cutty

I can teach you how to massage your prostate.


QFT!!!!!!

[Taylo]

mah dick b big as fuck

My new favorite Be-Magger!!!

[Stormyrolla4life]

pics or :arrow:

[oldskizzle]

pics or :arrow:

you wanna see pictures of my balls....im not gonna lie, kinda gay.

[jonathan]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cisco2__oPt.jpg

idk why you wanted pix

[Stormyrolla4life]

You know whats gay, Posting a thread about how saggy ur balls are.

[Fetus]

You know whats gay/quote]


[quote=dipsk8r]mah dick b big as fuck

My new favorite Be-Magger!!!

:shock:

[jonathan]

You know whats gay, Posting a thread about how saggy ur balls are.

You know what's more gay?

Lurking in be-mag since 2003 on my berf day

[Stormyrolla4life]

You know whats gay, Posting a thread about how saggy ur balls are.

You know what's more gay?

Lurking in be-mag since 2003 on my berf day

Lurker4life

[Rotgut]

No sag going on due to an early liking to boxer briefs but I have large balls and rollerblader thighs. The combo is the equivalent of putting my nuts in a headlock. You won't see me doing any unities or pornstar variations due to this.

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Have you ever hurt your balls doing a gap?

Im not talking about landing on them, Im talking about them bouncing as you land!

[oldskizzle]

Have you ever hurt your balls doing a gap?

Im not talking about landing on them, Im talking about them bouncing as you land!

yeah, big time, why i wear boxer briefs now!

[*ROYALwithCHEESE*]

Have you ever hurt your balls doing a gap?

Im not talking about landing on them, Im talking about them bouncing as you land!

yeah, big time, why i wear boxer briefs now!

hahaha, I did a 10 stair and as soon as I felt the pain I dropped like a bitch into te fetal position.

Noone knew what was going on.

[Taylo]

I bet one of these doods gots big balls.


http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v651/92/33/622201237/n622201237_1593885_4482928.jpg

[jakeness13]

posting in ballsack thread