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    Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot View Post
    I love lady gaga and would fuck her brains out. You so - called players have most probably never even fucked a decent, let alone a good looking girl. And if you have, you're most probably doing your best to make her pregnant so she won't run away from your pathetic ass. A real man fucks real women, good and not so good loking, with or without cellulite, with clean shaved or hairy pussies, with big or skinny asses, not only fairy tale princesses.

    Lady Gaga is no Doutzen Kroes, but a regular, average looking girl with a weird taste in clothes. If you can't handle that, well, maybe you should stick to jacking off to air-brushed porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot View Post
    I love lady gaga and would fuck her brains out. You so - called players have most probably never even fucked a decent, let alone a good looking girl. And if you have, you're most probably doing your best to make her pregnant so she won't run away from your pathetic ass. A real man fucks real women, good and not so good loking, with or without cellulite, with clean shaved or hairy pussies, with big or skinny asses, not only fairy tale princesses.

    Lady Gaga is no Doutzen Kroes, but a regular, average looking girl with a weird taste in clothes. If you can't handle that, well, maybe you should stick to jacking off to air-brushed porn.
    What are you her fucking publicist?

    She has super AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot View Post
    I love lady gaga and would fuck her brains out. You so - called players have most probably never even fucked a decent, let alone a good looking girl. And if you have, you're most probably doing your best to make her pregnant so she won't run away from your pathetic ass. A real man fucks real women, good and not so good loking, with or without cellulite, with clean shaved or hairy pussies, with big or skinny asses, not only fairy tale princesses.

    Lady Gaga is no Doutzen Kroes, but a regular, average looking girl with a weird taste in clothes. If you can't handle that, well, maybe you should stick to jacking off to air-brushed porn.
    you know what, you're right...she actually is a decent looking dude
    dafuckup

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    haha, dude just said he'd fuck a dude.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Hockey View Post


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    AHAHAHAHHA
    AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
    AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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    damn son, you a faggot. likin a hermaphrodite n shit...


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    jerking off in my coffee
    that'll teach me

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    she has a vagina. enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot View Post
    she has a vagina. enough for me.
    Obviously isn't not, because she brought penis and balls with her.

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    whats up with the unfunny conversation hijacking the lolz post? who gives a fuck about having sex with lady gaga?


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    holy shittle

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    ^ that is too good to be true, if it is true.

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    Thats fake though, hilarious story.

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    Wouldn't he have then been arrested for making porn with a girl under 18?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theboringlife View Post
    Wouldn't he have then been arrested for making porn with a girl under 18?
    lol
    but no he wouldn't

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    omg that was so hilarious


    "What are you doing for April Fool's?"
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    jerking off in my coffee
    that'll teach me

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    Fake story is fake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnknownPleasures View Post
    Fake story is fake.
    but it is still entertaining.

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