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    Default Why do we poop green water?

    I just took a crap. It was more or less peeing out my ass, then I see that it was green liquid. Why green?

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    you should drink more water..i think when it's green..the food is going down your system too fast, so your body's not getting the nutrients from the food..i think..


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    I posted this same thread like 3 months ago.

    Did you drink the new Mt Dew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnknownPleasures
    I posted this same thread like 3 months ago.

    Did you drink the new Mt Dew?
    I drink AMP, but it's not even in large quantities.


    I poop green like... once every six months. I used to poop like blue and orange and stuff, then my mom found out that I was eating crayons.

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    Oh, when I started drinking the blue WoW Mt Dew, my ass began to explode daily and was of the green variety from the beverage.

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    Garden Salsa SunChips make me poop green. it happens to one of my good friends too. has anyone else experienced this phenomenon?

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    Happends to me when I eat really unhealthy foods.

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    Everytime I drink any kind of soda or really sugary beverage like Kool-Aid my poop is green and I also experience that peeing out of your ass sensation. It's like a hose of green apple sauce coming out of my ass.

    We have this book at my work that discusses the different things that differences in your poop can mean, I'm pretty sure it's not scientific at all, but I'll let you know if there's a chapter dedicated to shooting ass water.

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    I poop green when I eat Blue Moon Ice Cream. Peeing out the bung only occurs for me when I consume mass quantities of beer.

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    poo the dew

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    Your stomach acid(bile) is green. When you eat a fatty meal it sometimes releases a lot in prep for digestion. That, or food coloring in your food. Jagermeister does the trick for me.

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    i read the thread title and thought you normal pooped, and green water accompanied the poop

    i thought i was missing out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guest!mator
    Your stomach acid(bile) is green. When you eat a fatty meal it sometimes releases a lot in prep for digestion. That, or food coloring in your food. Jagermeister does the trick for me.
    Interesting.

    I was sick last night and threw up everything in my stomach. Do you think my stomach processed the bile and then I pissed it out of my ass?

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