As previously stated:
Avi, why don't you send 'em a message?
As previously stated:
Avi, why don't you send 'em a message?
I didn't see this post. But seriously FUCK THAT GUY. He needs to get into a different sport and ruin their fun.
i smoked weed with him at woodward once ... i can smoke blunt after blunt and usually i'm fine ... i smoked a half of a joint with the dude and i was puking for 3 days ... it was definitely laced with something
somehow that night he smoked 2 or 3 of them in an hour
lets now just jump to the conclusion and start the rumor that he's on drugs
he is also hands down one of the best
denial week ... week 10 ... august 9-15 ... where will you be this summer?
ALFANO MUST BE BANNED FROM TEH ROLLER SKATEZ!!!!1
No seriously, that is pretty fucked up that in the past this guy has acted like such a fool and put out a horrible rep for himself, yet still somehow manages to have sponsors. Deshi, along with all of his other sponsors (I don't even know if he has any) really should have dropped him awhile ago.
He 5'ed that gap Franky did too?
Why is this all coming out now? Was he always an dickhead?
Here Here.
At Slamm Jamm 2 weeks ago during the comp he was put out, complained then got a second chance an was still put out. He was roundly booed when battling Nick Lomax because he kept putting his hand on the rail when Nick was going to grind it to "help him up the ramp"
Then during best trick he
1) Stood right in the way of Rob Pruetts line. EVERY FUCKING TIME
2) Screamed at the top of his lungs everytime Steven Swain/Adi Wallace were jumping for their tricks so he could win best trick.
I made a post, cz I didn't see this one, but ti got locked. so here it is.
1) He snaked Erik's win at the winterclash last year (or the year before, can't remember). Erik found a gap in the course that no one was skating, he did a perfect 540 mute grab to a solid landing, and literally right after the crowd went nuts stephane stole his thunder by doing a shitty 720 over it and a horrible landing. He acted as if he thought about doing it first. Giving him the win.
2) We took him skating with us Thursday night to a skatepark outside of Renton. My friend wanted to go back skatebarn and said "I want to see if they're anymore pros there." Stephane unnecessary response was "But I'm PRO".
3) Skatebarn, he snaked the fuck out of everyone and came inches from getting his ass beat by my roommate if he snaked him one more time. There's a fine line between "opps, sorry man", and "HEY! Look at my skating"
4) Franky landed that crazy 540 gap at the LG in Seattle Last night. Literally right after it was done, Stephane decided he woudl try and snake frankie for the win again like he did to baily last year. When Frankie landed it, he had a smile on his face, gave a few people some high fives and kept it professional. When stephane landed it. He jumped up and down in the air like a child, throw his helmet down, picked it up, threw it down int he middle of the course til it went in pieces and left it there because he was done. The comp was not over yet and skaters were still trying to get their tricks in.
5) During the competition Stephane was sitting in the way of people trying to skate. Chad sandz was trying to skate this object and was working on nailing a trick, then he went up and sat on it and wouldn't get out of the way. Hater
6) When accepting his second place award, he walked up on the podium pouring out all of his water on the ground as if he were g-unit. Then he was flipping off the camera, then mooned the camera.
He is a bad rep to rollerblading, and brings a horrible, absolutely horrible example for the kids. We do not need this person in the sport. He brings nothing to the table. He jocks peoples tricks, has no creaitivity, horrbile attitude. He has no qualities that makes him a pro, and should be banned from our sport.
I don't see a problem with #1 and #4 (except for throwing his helmet and being inconsiderate of the skaters who still had to skate). If it's a competition, he should be able to do any trick necessary to win. Even if it means one-upping somebody else's trick (like he did at the winterclash). That's like me competing in a world class event and doing a frontside on an obstacle that nobody thought of skating, just to have Chris Haffey do a fakie 720 kindgrind on the same obstacle, and then me complaining that I should have won instead of him. A better trick is a better trick, regardless of who did it first.Originally Posted by jonathan
Overall, however, I agree with you. Stephane Alphano needs to be banned from rollerblading events because he ruins everything for everybody else with his behavior. What a fucking asshole.
Dudes a piece of shit
Rollerblading
NEXT TIME HE MOONS SOMEBODY I HOPE HE GETS RAPED IN THE BAAAA
I understand your point, but in the winterclash, his 720 was sketchy, and barely landed. There is a lot more to a trick than one upping. Eriks was clean and solid. Textbook perfect actually. True pro-like. That was a lot better than his sloppy 720.I don't see a problem with #1 and #4 (except for throwing his helmet and being inconsiderate of the skaters who still had to skate). If it's a competition, he should be able to do any trick necessary to win. Even if it means one-upping somebody else's trick (like he did at the winterclash). That's like me competing in a world class event and doing a frontside on an obstacle that nobody thought of skating, just to have Chris Haffey do a fakie 720 kindgrind on the same obstacle, and then me complaining that I should have won instead of him. A better trick is a better trick, regardless of who did it first.
Overall, however, I agree with you. Stephane Alphano needs to be banned from rollerblading events because he ruins everything for everybody else with his behavior. What a fucking asshole.
Doing a 540 after someone else already did a 540, but then cheering around as if he were the first one to do that 540 is fucking weak. Way weak and shows he has no creativity. He didn't even one up it, he just copied it.
Jesus Christ. What is he 9 years old or something?
I agree that Bailey's 540 looked nicer, but it's a competition. As long as the trick was landed, even if sloppily, it should count (unless somebody else lands the same trick cleanly). And no matter how you look at it, a corkscrew 720 is a harder trick than a 540. It would be a different story if we were comparing video sections.
I completely agree with you about the 540 at the LG comp, though.
First class hater. He should get hater of the year. His prize should be 17 hits of acid dropped in his drink without him knowing it.Jesus Christ. What is he 9 years old or something?
yes, directly after frankie did it.
Wow what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Honestly, I wish man rape upon him.
That's really fucking gay.yes, directly after frankie did it.
he also got banned from the winterclash
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