better catch that fucker quick before he finds someplace to hide.
I dont want that thing anywhere around my house, gotta man up and kill it/ catch it and kill it
put ur shoes on and squash it
Run quick, grab some shit to kill it, i will make sure it doesnt get away.
i will scream, close my eyes and smash shit at it hoping i hit it and it dies.
then continue with my shower.
make out with the spider
haa i honestly think killing it with fire would be a fine idea. take some air freshener and a lighter bam youre set. i have centipede problems at my house though. shit sucks, they get huge
i fuckin hate centipedes, way worse than spiders
tell me about it. they're so freakin fast, it's a rare occasion where i can actually kill one without it getting away. silverfish are lame too ive had them crawl up my naked leg while sitting at the comp many a time
I'd seriously scream. After that, I have no idea what I'd do. It doesn't matter.
STEP 1:GET OUT THE LYSOL AND SPRAY THAT FUCKER TIL IT STOPS MOVING
STEP 2: PICK IT UP WITH A NAPKIN THROW IT AGAINST THE BATHROOM WALL TO WATCH THE GUTS FLY OUT
STEP 3: ??????
STEP 4: PROFIT
Id smash it with the toilette brush or something, Id be way to scared to put that shit in a bag or something.
i would scream like a 5 year old girl then try to jump on it from as far away as possible
Beat off and spray my glorious goo all over his eyes. And then I'd tell him to go kill the spider in the bathroom.