i can vaguely remember when i was small, i lived in the Caribbean, i was climbing some pointy ass rocks and going higher and higher until i found a ledge i think around 20 feet high.
I was small and naive, i sat on it for a bit, then wanted to turn around and climb down. As i turn, my foot slips and i remember hanging there with both hands. At the time i didnt see anything wrong with it and pulled back up and carried climbing down. Thinking about it, if i fell, i would have fallen on the rocks, probably split my head or broken my spine.
Then another one was stupid, i was at home alone, eating a sweet, when i start choking. im almost sure i was about to pass out until it dislodged at the last minute.
Oh yeah, then i got stung by a wasp, got a reaction blablabla
i wana hear some good ones