Your morning rituals?

[Emiger]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

[2 Chainz]

take a piss, turn the computer on. facebook, the news, be-mag. then go on with my day. no weird shit like what you said though

[DnEhThEnD]

i wake up and have to be out the door in ten minutes

piss, brush teeth, shirt, pants, socks, leave

[azrider]

Wake up, poop right away, eat a peanut butter fiberone bar, drive around for 30mins-1hour.

[cool guy]

any reply after the original post is worthless because the cyborg story will outshine any of your boring morning rituals of jerking off and brushing your teeth with your baby batter

[Emiger]

any reply after the original post is worthless because the cyborg story will outshine any of your boring morning rituals of jerking off and brushing your teeth with your baby batter

original post

[cool guy]

i smirked at that image.
but you know what i meant. not-original thread.

[Coopnasty]

Wake up, poop right away, eat a peanut butter fiberone bar, drive around for 30mins-1hour.

I don't think I've ever woken up and had to shit, though I always take a piss in the morning right when I wake up.

[Titties 'N' Beer]

Wake up, poop right away, eat a peanut butter fiberone bar, drive around for 30mins-1hour.

I don't think I've ever woken up and had to shit, though I always take a piss in the morning right when I wake up.

You're still young. Your shits will become less seamless as you grow older.

[Coopnasty]

Wake up, poop right away, eat a peanut butter fiberone bar, drive around for 30mins-1hour.

I don't think I've ever woken up and had to shit, though I always take a piss in the morning right when I wake up.

You're still young. Your shits will become less seamless as you grow older.

Your sig is appalling

[MANMADE]

Wake up, chill and check out the websites I frequent

Piss/shit then use my whitener mouth wash while i turn on the shower, get in, spit out mouth wash, shower, brush teeth, dress, leave late as fuck for work

Every single morning

[kmediavideo]

This is only the weekdays....
wake up, start coffee pot, shower, check fb, be-mag, e-mail, look at calendar, get dressed, pour coffee, walk to class sipping coffee on the way.

[CommonSense01]

Take care of morning boner. Shower. Comb hair/ put on deodorant. Put on boxers and athletic shorts. Make coffee. Drink coffee/glass of water and take 3 fish oil pills + 1 multivitamin while browsing internet and listening to music. Make bed and put on real clothes. Drive to school.

[Honni]

-hop up out the bed
-turn my swag on
-brush teeth
-piss
-cornflakes and soy mil (lactose inollerant)
-twiss one up for the ride to work

[NathanC]

Wake up

rob a bank

put on my shoes

eat my raisin bran

[ripin jax]

get up, shower,soda, ciggeret, bus

[bilbo baggins]

wake up
smoke a cig in bed
text or call someone back
brush teeth
go to work


i sleep all day and go to bed really early in the morning cause i work at 5:30p.m.

[adam samurai | PHC]

wake up
go back sleep

[StarScream]

i wake up and have to be out the door in ten minutes

piss, brush teeth, shirt, pants, socks, leave

almost the same, just: scratch crotch area, pants, socks, shirt, (more clothing depends on the wheater) pee, brush teeth, grab my stuff, leave, buy coffe, sit in the train, check bemag, goto work, boil teawater, and then it's work and drink tea till noon while browsing bemag and play with Kuma the running bear.

[BMV]

Wake up, take shower, sit on computer, go to work.