Black Girls (mission accomplished!)

[Jefferson]

Ok, so it's always been somewhat of a goal of mine to nail a female african american...


now this girl who I see occasionally at work all of a sudden facebook friends me, and we've never introduced ourselves, so she must have gone all sneaky like and read my name tag when i wasn't looking then facebook friended me, which immediately makes me think she's kind of crazy.....but that's besides the point. i'm pretty sure she is either coming to our house for a kegger tonight, or coming with us to whatever place we end up going to tonight...


apparently she dates a lot of white guys...

so i guess what i'm asking is, how do you think i should approach this situation?


keep in mind, i'm from the southwest suburbs of chicago and have limited to no black experiences.


here's a pic....i hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass

[Nick Tary]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.

[Retard4Eternity]

Do it.

[JoeyViola]

bang her two blond friends instead, thats how i would handle it.

[Jefferson]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.

I'm sitting in class killing time, sorry buddy. I will make sure to screen my topics by your faggot ass before I post.

And I'm pretty sure it does mean my dick is going to get sucked.

[Nick Tary]

Not gonna happen dork.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just because some Oreo friended you on the internet doesn't mean she's going to suck your dick you idiot.

Get off the computer and find some game.

[Emiger]

I would abort mission. She doesn't look that great.

[Jefferson]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

[welshroller18]

the quest for the full spectrum is a long and tiresome one
go for it, and tick her off that list

[chrisbreezyyy]

blonde friends ftw

[Nick Tary]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

[Jefferson]

I don't know her blonde friends! Stop suggesting the blonde friends!!!

[Espen]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

nice

[Espen]

I don't know her blonde friends!

And you`ve never even introduced yourself to the nubian princess, in other words you`re not getting your beak wet tonight.

[Jefferson]

Not gonna happen dork.

Hey, you're from Chicago too.

Why don't we meet up so I can KICK YOUR ASS!

520 W Surf Street
Chicago,IL 60657

I'll be waiting you god damn geek.

Homeland Security has been notified of a potential sleeper cell located at 520 W. Surf Street.

[SpaceShip Pickup]

post some of her Facebook pictures so i can see them at work...

[Jefferson]

update, she told me i am cute.

my dick is without a doubt getting wet tonight.

[Jefferson]

post some of her Facebook pictures so i can see them at work...

that is one of her facebook pictures...how many do you need?

i'm not giving you material to fap to at work!

[Titties 'N' Beer]

after you both get a few drinks in you, walk up from behind and give her the bowling ball grip, then tell her you've never hooked up with a black chick and prepare to have your dick broke off.