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    Default Poo.

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    PHC!

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    Default Re: COFFEE SHIIIITS.

    Quote Originally Posted by leiftheviking | phc
    ago. Now even with 1 cup I have to poo poo.
    I lul'ed

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    Hahaha . . . stop drinking coffee?

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    its the worse after a night of drinking

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    I get it terrible from both drinking a lot of beer and from coffee. Usually i drink a cup of coffee after a night of drinking and a tidal wave of destruction follows.

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    this is why old people love coffee, its a laxative and helps with the constipation

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    gatsby your sig is fucking amazing haha

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    Coffee is appreciated 'round these parts.

    Along with yerba maté.

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    haha old people

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    shit I forgot I turned 20

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    ive never had that problem and im on roughly 50oz a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tra
    ive never had that problem and im on roughly 50oz a day


    PHC!

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    Fucking amen.

    Take the morning shit, shower drink a cup of Illy and then I'm up for round 2 with the toilet.

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    I used to have that problem when I was like 12, grow your coffee balls, son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leiftheviking | phc
    Haha. JEW COFFEEEEE.
    Though this will come out quite racist, and I'm sure I'm wrong in everyway, but out of all the jewish friends I've had, none of them nor their parents drank coffee. Is this "the norm?"

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    that's one of the best things about it though, wake up, have some coffee, take a shit, and i'm ready for the day. only really affects me in the morning if i haven't shit yet, not with every cup i have throughout the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgold
    I used to have that problem when I was like 12, grow your coffee balls, son.
    amen

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    the first time i drank a cup of coffee i was like "why do i feel so awesome!?"

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    This happens me to sometimes from coffee, but mostly energy drinks. I never drink that stuff in the morning because it will just send me to the toilet an hour later, and I'm not a fan of public toilet slams.

    Coffee is a traditional Arab drink, people down that shit like water in a lot of Arab countries. You can find it with goat milk and other funky stuff.
    Black tea has something in it that over time weakens your bowels. Old people that spent their lives drinking black tea daily (like in the UK) develop irratable bowel syndrome and can't hold their shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justin kilcher
    I get it terrible from both drinking a lot of beer and from coffee. Usually i drink a cup of coffee after a night of drinking and a tidal wave of destruction follows.

    its like we're the same person

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    Coffee fucks my stomach up yet I continue to drink it everyday.

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